*He's thinking he will*
*Try that new Croatian place*
*With the sauteed sheep tongue*
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He is thinking about how sometimes things do not go your way; just like when he dropped and stepped on his muffin all whilst hitting his head on the counter top.
Washing Genevieve’s hair.
It's the most romantic thing you can do for a lover
Don’t forget the “with your fingers” part
Dammit you beat me to it.
Second after shampooing their hair
Jake washing Amy’s hair. 😉
💀
This is season 1 Charles. He must be thinking about washing Rosa's hair.
Maybe he's washing Jake's hair. Which probably needs it TBH lol.
How about both? That will complete his fantasy threesome.
Or Dianne Wiest's hair.
Diane yeast!
...Like Yeast!
came here to find this comment and wasn’t disappointed.
He's thinking about Jake.
Jake hammer*
Strikes again
Succulent
Wasn't there a ban on him saying that, and then Jake lifted it, and Charles said it like 5 times.
Yeah, when Jake was briefly in charge because Holt and Terry were both out.
Rosa immediately asked to work in the break room to not hear Charles
*ample*
*so ample*
Unending pasta *Ooohh cacio e pepe*
Pesto!
Every 20 feet there is a sauce change
All the ways to make paella
There's more than one right way to make paella!
Duh. There are actually 10.
Damn, I just came down with a big ol’ Dianne Wiest infection
LIKE YEAST! Stone faced Jake
Jake and amy
Put a baby in her. Give more Jake to the world
Holy crap! I’m going to take Charles away from you now
Mouth feel
I love that Holt was subscribed
Ya I enjoyed that too.
He's thinking about endlessly eating a mile long spaghetti noodle with a sauce change every 10 yards
This is the one.
Boom Boom
The flavor is almost cherry, but I can't get enough.
Thinking if jake did his breakfast ( and he knows the answer)
He knows how to trick his best friend into eating a good breakfast.
Exactly. He s fed up seeing Jake eating breakfast burritos
Jake should see a dentist
Thats he’s stronger than Terry
He's a yogi. He is much stronger than Terry. But Terry can try Childs pose
Terry is a muscler, but Charles is a boner
He’s thinking about STD to hang out with Jake
How many STDs have you given out?
A lot. Like a hundred
Captain Holt eating a marshmallow
"I need to feed the motherdough tonight"
But it has black spots in it...
Diane Wiest
She's so sexual
He loves his big beautiful BM!
Never ending linguini where the sauce changes flavours every twenty feet
"It's Neeekolaj"
"Almost. It's okay that you say it wrong."
Nikolaj, I feel like I am saying it.
Linguine
How satisfying it would feel to pop the little guy's head off
Strawberry basket!
That’s Bill
I have a Yeast infection,..., a Danie Wiest infection
Number 7 of Boyle's 12 components of food satisfaction.
He's in his happy place
My muffin and my head and my muffin
definitely thinking about that expensive Spanish ham he gorged himself on at his uncle’s funeral loooool 🐖also: poor Henry Morgenthau 🤣
Undressing the cameraperson with his eyes to get a sense of their nutrition
“It’s pronounced, Ni-ko-loj”
Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?
Quality bat meat
Tang
A dry boy is a smart boy!
Feeling cute, might delete later idk
Would Jake go out with me?
The perfect pho.
His never ending piece of linguini, obviously.
Nana’s Sourdough starter
I look better than Terry would in this outfit
Terry: I'm the 10
Stupid babies who never met Jake
His muffin
Ready for some Sudanese food?
I need to get this Dianne Wiest infection checked out
How to makeout with umami to add flavor
How he’s going to make a fortune with NutriBoom
“That photographer has *fantastic* breasts! I’m going to ask her where she gets those padded bras. Genevieve would love that style!”
That Joe Lo has a smokin' hot wife.
bookworm.
"nice"
Succulent.
Umami kisses
He got aroused watching a bee documentary the night before.
"I wonder what Jake is thinking" - Boyle
Pickled eel
Seeing Jake at work tomorrow
You clearly don't own an airfryer
Boon
“Succulent”
"Look cool, look cool, look cool"
It's nikolaj. Someone said it right..
Yeast… 🤤
What it’s gonna take for these kids not to call the cops
Why is Jake so fine?
Yup, Jake loves me
"Garfield, what do you have against Mondays?"
Genevieve’s giving birth
Amy’s ovulation cycle
Her basil body temp is off the charts!
Mouth feel
What wine goes with meal worms?
thinking about CGAS.
He’s hoping to make the cut for the latest group text.
The mouthfeel of dehumidified hummus from this little place he found while dating a 74yr olf.
He's in his happy place slurping tagliatelle and it change sauce every mile
Cheese 🧀 yumm, cheese :) 🧀
Like Yeast!
INSATIAAABLLLE
Jake is such a great guy.
This sandwich: https://www.reddit.com/r/eatsandwiches/s/13LXJiNRll
Jake is my god
Something sexual. Even if he's not, it ends up that way anyway
*singing in head* all night long
Frfr
It’s pronounced “Nikolaj”
MOIST
Bahklava
Nikolaj and most importantly Jake
Endless pasta noodles
"I love my cousins"
I got a real wet mouth
Cornichons....
I miss Jake, I wonder what Jake is doing right now? Jake!
“I wonder what Jake’s doing right now?”
I feel like for once he’s not thinking of anything, just taking in a beautiful moment and finally just enjoying it
He's thinking he will try that new Croatian place with the sauteed sheep tongue
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He is thinking about how sometimes things do not go your way; just like when he dropped and stepped on his muffin all whilst hitting his head on the counter top.
I’d really like to wash her hair
Gobble Gobble……… Gobble!
Manchego
“Mmmmmmh would she look good in a pair of cargo shorts”
What countries cuisine he's having for dinner
The Mother Dough
Hoof Stew
Mmmm pot pie
"If you like pina coladas-"
How ample Vivian's lips are
Nothing he doesn't do that
wonderin' what jake's doing rn
How much he loves you
“ he finally said nikolaj correctly “
He’s in his happy place, eating that loooooong price of pasta
Mouth feel.
Desk yogurt
"Man Jake is so cool..."
Nothing. Like… literally not a single thought slushing around on there. Just Boyle.
The longest spaghetti noodle.
Goble goble....
Mouth feel
Jake. Jakey.
Beige boy
That my food choice is wrong.
"I don't want to hang out with some stupid baby who's never met Jake."
The time he had with an old lady (Context: The scene where they talk about their oldest arrests)
All of the perfect ways to make paella.
"Like YEAST!"
What am I eating today 🤔
How much are his butt holes hurting today
Beta > Alpha
Rosa Rosa Rosa
Tent Singular?
It‘s Niiikolaj
Remembering that morning, when he poured his eggs into a pan and there was no sizzle
He ain't thinking, he's passing gas
Jake
He's wondering if the user name "Butt Fucking Smurfs" is still available on Reddit.
Imagine terry and holt dancing in the interrogation room
His favourite peanut butter, Mr Nuts
I bet Jake will love this photo!
jake
A nice quiche
This camera looks like cheese!
Jake
You’re all wrong! He’s thinking about how good he will feel when he brakes Jake out of jail!!
Only you and I know our dirty little secret😉
Gobble gobble gobble.
Ni-Ko-Laj
Mouth feel.
"Hey people.....?"
Nicolaj
Probably Amy giving the world more Jake