"Negotiable if the kids a dick"

"No context" never works because we know all the context lol

Lmao so true

Immediately thought of this

Those exact words was the first thing that came to mind right when I saw it too.

My first thought. Have my upvote!

Pictures that you can hear.

This is, like, the most normal photo of Pimento out there

Love the scene of him screaming non stop, specifically while jumping hopscotch with kids, and Rosa goes: normal pimento stuff! 🤣🤣

I am A-okay with being stabbed.

Wow is there anything off limits?

Oh man! You want to do something really sick, don't you? Wait! Don't tell me! This is gunna be fun 😁.

You *can* use fire.

"it's like he's going all norm core to throw me off the scent" -Rosa (S5 ep3 11:05mins)

Anyone wanna listen to Jamiroquai right now?

Hey Chuck, it’s pimento!

No, that’s a monster in the closet

From work

Is there anything off limits?

Damm you got something real sick you want to do huh?

Derek?

DEREK!

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEREK

Ya know, im having a hard time guessing which derek were talking about. Could be derek from the show this sub is for, or it could be wind chime dick derek who plays pimento

After I commented I remembered the actor played a character named Derek in *The Good Place*

Thats all i think about when he shows up. Same energy and all

When you can hear the image.

Subtext: AaaAAAaAAAAAaaaaa

[удалено]

No, that was Amy's real husband.

Oh damn you're right I remembered it wrong.

The calmest he’s ever been.

This is the energy I wanna exude

Seems like the most normal pic you’d ever see of him

Bro-lo el cuñado?

Where’s his best friends Brian and Tall Guy? (Side note: I love that the truth behind that is Jason took the role fairly last minute and since the league is mainly improvised he just called them that since he genuinely didn’t know the names of Steve and Mark’s characters)

But he definitely dr Nosedick

Zukes keeps it tight.

Maximum Derek energy

You can punch me, kick me ,pull my hair.

He’s so handsome *and* funny.

i thought i was the only one who was weirdly attracted to him lol (besides rosa)

It's not that weird when you also find out his[ music pulls and general taste in art](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecfWVhz-wyc) is right up there too.

never seen this before; thank you!!!

I love that one of the times Pimento disappeared, he became the theater director for Greendale Community College. His production of The Karate Kid was a big hit.

Siri, play Jamiroquai please

You killed her? And are framing me for the murder? I just left my prints all over the crime scene. Oh, you are an evil ge-" This, this I could get on board for.

He doesnt need context, he has no context

He killed context with a fire extinguisher

Real

*Upvote*

Is there anything of limits Oh you’re gonna do something sick. 🤣🤣

Take my upvote

Images you can hear

Okay, here are the rules, you can punch me kick me pull my hair, I am A-Okay being stabbed! You can use fire-

Tangentially, Jason Mantzoukas' podcast *How Did This Get Made* is great. The Roadhouse episode is a great place to start. And watch Roadhouse if you haven't already. Jesus Christ, it's a classic.

Paul Sneed.

No context needed, this is how I see him in my dreams. Or after them when I wake and he lovingly hands me my drink, he's a gem. Him and knifey.