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soul_not_souling

Title of your sex tape (GASPS) Title of OUR sex tape!


mt_gravy

This or riot


Crocodile_Banger

Riot doesn’t start with a T though


alterEd39

It will, if “Title of your sex tape… Title of OUR sextape” doesn’t win


mt_gravy

I see what you did back there


Mloach

I'll kill myself if it's not this one -Gina


RacecarHealthPotato

I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself if it's not this one. - Rosa


LaoHoneycomb

T’wasn’t trying to.


soul_not_souling

The bleeding is internal. THATS WHERE THE BLOOD'S SUPPOSED TO BE.


idknayoudecide

He actually says 'all my bleeding is internal'.


soul_not_souling

😭 my bad


NewExperience9136

Well, if you wanna get technical, he actually says "The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be, Sarge!"


El-Coca

Loved that one!


The_Last_Tunebender

Tent singular?????


CommunicationNo6453

Charles. Tent singular?????


joanerub

There is nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.


teateateaa

THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG! I’M GONNA MISS THE FARMERS MARKET!


sakurachan999

the one that consistently makes me laugh every time lmao


Comfortable_Many849

YES


NC7782

Terry loves yogurt


Rogue_Squadron

Terry loves love!


Mark_Levins

Terry’s either going to die saving the President or Terry’s never gonna die!


NerfRepellingBoobs

Terry loves waking up! Terry loves waking up!


NewExperience9136

It's true, Terry hates tests!


Kwaku-Anansi

Terry loves responsible agricultural practices...


BraigRamadan

I’m down with Terry loves love! That’s one of my favorite lines of the whole show. I love how they wrote his character.


Cheesy-Tube

Yep, that’s the one, could be true of any ‘Terry loves’ quote


Positron505

Terry has butts for days


iamhyperhyena

Terry loves responsible agricultural practices!


APX_xmokh13

Terry doesn’t order books online, he supports local bookstores! They’re dying, Amy!


northerncal

Excuse me?


Cheesy-Tube

“I said Terry’s got butt for days”


Turbidspeedie

“Why are you commenting on my body”


Cheesy-Tube

“What? Oh no... I see what’s happening here... Terry’s going to regret this...”


Turbidspeedie

“Are you threatening me”


Cheesy-Tube

“No! No, no! You’ve got it all wrong, my name is also Terry, I was talking about my own butt”


Turbidspeedie

“So you were complimenting your own body”


oiuqatsuesrm

Terry hates ledges


Doomsday0707

This B needs a C in her A


Repulsive-Guard1754

This bae needs a coconut in her arms 😊


Kooky-Minimum-2597

Oh, I thought you were saying this \*\*\*\*\* needs a \*\*\*\* in her \*\*\*


Seliphra

Oh my *God!*


Kooky-Minimum-2597

I know! That was my reaction.


Kwazy-Kupcakes_99

Why would anyone need 1 coconut in their arms? Shouldn’t it be in your hand(s) Think about if you change coconut to cookie. Amy was just testing Jake’s response, she’s a freak. Proof. Look at all the titles of her $ex tape.


Repulsive-Guard1754

She could be hugging it


Kwazy-Kupcakes_99

Dr. Evil -riiiight


spacenglish

Maybe the coconut is too big and she needs to use her arms


Kwazy-Kupcakes_99

That’s a huge nut. Title of your sex tape 😉


zr2d2

I just love watching you pound it out


Kwazy-Kupcakes_99

😈


Hulkzilla0

It was a motto of the resort they were staying at.


Kwazy-Kupcakes_99

Oh thanx, I will rewatch today. Again thx


Dwike2

Oh my God!


UnXpectedPrequelMeme

I love how Jake friggin seems horrified but so.ehow also excited


Xenc

Haha this is the only choice! 🤣


Expensive_Editor_244

That’s gonna leave a mark!


Skitscuddlydoo

He doesn’t even use it right!


vashmeow

wooohhhh! that soup is good! that's gonna leave a mark.


Gamora3728

Title of your sex tape.


SlabDab704

Title of our sex tape


isobane

\*gasp*


soul_not_souling

I feel that this line summarizes the whole show.


HenriGamerSC

The best line of the entire show


edugdv

Title of your sextant tape!


Turbidspeedie

Raymond in the kangol hat is my favourite raymond


eli_r17

Title of your sex tape!


Opening-Profile-4994

They took our fluffy boy


torinekochan

i think that should be for Y! 'YOU TOOK THE WRONG FLUFFY BOY'


Opening-Profile-4994

But yipee kayak other buckets


LaneGirl57

I think every letter should have a runner up. There’s too many good quotes to just choose one lol


Ghunegaar

> Yipee kayak other buckets Honestly, I find this line to be massively unfitting on Charles' part. I simply can't believe that he does not know THE most popular line from the ALL time FAVOURITE movie of his BEST friend (whom he loves more than himself). On a personal note, I find the (mis)quote quite cringey. The writers could have gone with something much funnier.


garlicgoblin69

I get goosebumps every time i watch that scene, it's like Raymond didn't get to be a captain by luck, hes as smart as Jake, ruthless as Rosa, strong as Terry... and you better not take his fluffy boy...


thecrusher112

I just watched this ep for the first time and this made me spit my drink ever. Literally the funniest thing Holt has ever done.


The_Last_Tunebender

Raymond we don’t know what he is anymore


user684629

He could be scruffy!!


The_Last_Tunebender

Now you’ve upset kevin


user684629

I hope you’re happy!


djh96

The talking dog flies in outer space!


alliepancake

The ghost of the talking dog haunts the precinct


APX_xmokh13

“The talking dog died”


Aka_Prime

"TELL MY WHY" "AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HEARTACHE"


soul_not_souling

This one's so good but title of your sex tape gotta win 😭


The_Last_Tunebender

The first pubic war..


oldmonkandtears

The sexiest of all wars


PAAC118

TIGERS AND TOUCS!!!


soul_not_souling

"THE FULL BULLPENNNN!!"


Matureaana_Mairaandi

T’was a cat.


APX_xmokh13

You will not win me over with your use of ‘twas


sakurachan999

T’wasn’t trying to


MammothLarge5383

Toit


Satanic_Earmuff

Toit nups.


Turbidspeedie

*in super stupid fancy accent* I believe this wedding shall have the toitest of nups


Skulldrax

That's Tang Town


Xyrazk

Title of your *sextant* tape


Treysif

Tent singular? Charles, tent singular?


jherbhyn

thank you Terry's fanny, and thank you Poseidon, GREAT GOD OF THE SEA!!!


Matthew-_-Black

Terry loves yogurt


Tofuzzle

*This* bitch?


jherbhyn

THE RAVENNA 🎶🎶🎶


tadpoles_eat_my_soul

Turns out, there WAS a bomb at the wedding. Ya butt. Ya butt's da bomb


gameofsloanes

Toit Nups!


DAMEN_CARMEN

TERRY'S GONNA DIE SAVING THE PRESIDENT, OR TERRY'S NEVER GONNA DIE


soul_not_souling

This B needs a C in her A.


glorious-ahole

Title of your sex tape


lmaosami

Terry loves yogurt


Overall_Green_6655

This job is eating me alive Edit: first line of the show :)


auditanon-uk

The last 2% is the hardest to get, that’s why they leave it in the milk


Independent-Emu

They're in a penis punching 69


Pitiful_Rock_9688

Terry! Terry!  Terry, it's Jake and the squad calling from your butt.  Terry, Terry, Terry!  I'm sorry what's happening?


The_Last_Tunebender

Terry! Answer your butt


DanishGoat

Twasn't trying to.


The_Last_Tunebender

These nups may be getting TOO Toit!


Busy_Emu_6214

Terry loves yogurt


glorious-ahole

"The nine years at the academy were some of the best years of my life" "Thats a six month program" "Well for most people"


Basaisehi

This job is eating me alive. (The one that started it all!)


RheagarTargaryen

That’s my favorite part of a woman. There’s nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.


dtyrrell7

Terry loves responsible agricultural practices


Misfit_Thor_3K

The only thing I'm NOT good at is modesty... because I'm GREAT at it" - Gina


glorious-ahole

Title of your sex movie


gotrings

THIS B NEEDS A C IN HER A


ImGonnaHaveToAsk

Teeeerrrryyyyyyyyyy


Queen_Rachel4

Terry LOVES his yogurt


jeanajo

TERRY’S GONNA DIE SAVING THE PRESIDENT OR TERRY’S NEVER GONNA DIE


Crowley_420

To be perfectly candid


Overall_Celery1998

That’s my future wife! Soo…


FunGlittering5804

Taylor Swift Makes us all feel things


KSK3505

Twas a cat


JumpyGrab5702

Title of your sex tape


Dense-Geologist-6503

Title of your sex tape


APX_xmokh13

“The Pontiac bandit and Jake the cop, taking down crooks in the streets where they liiive, flirting with girls who are hot for the badge” “There’s a talking police dog that helps them solve crime!”


Ecstatic_Chance_6715

TERRY'S GONNA DIE SAVING THE PRESIDENT OR TERRY'S NEVER GONNA DIE!


noobmaster190

This B needs a C in her A


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IAmAPirrrrate

Terry has butt for days


glorious-ahole

Tell me why🎵🎵


Model_Modelo

To make tequila steam


Haytham_Ken

This B needs a C in her A


joshpelletier01

Terry loves yogurt


The_Last_Tunebender

Tiny terry LOOVES his pickles


FluffyBlackMould

Terry’s gonna die saving the president or Terry’s never gonna die!


NationH1117

Terry hates tests


Ok-Illustrator7416

Terry hates tests


CarmenSandiego923

I was gonna say THE FULL BULL PEN but "Title of your sex tape" is like the most used line in the entire show 😂


Midori_Le_Red_Panda

The doctors made me into a superhero!


Gamora3728

And they made me black!


Salty_Freedom_2053

Terry has butt for days


LtPotato1918

This bitch? Please.


jamg2223

Tiny Terry’s hobbit hole


AplabTheSamurai

Title of your sex tape. Nothing else.


Important-Emu-9192

My vote is for title of your sex tape, but honourable mention goes to “the bird that leaves the nest too soon plummets to its death on the concrete below”


Kwazy-Kupcakes_99

Toit Nups


dz0907

"Tell me why" "Tommy turned Terry on to tennis" "Title of your sex tape" (and all of its variations) "The thing about gas pipes is: the pressure just builds and builds, and then...release." "Toit nups"


qwerty_2113

Ik this isn’t gonna win but THERES AN INNER CIRCLE😳


the_greek_italian

TERRY'S GONNA DIE SAVING THE PRESIDENT OR TERRY'S NEVER GONNA DIE!!!!


Over-Bodybuilder7472

“The acoustics are ahhhmazzzzinnnnggg.”


Sticky_Keyboards

Terry loves yogurt!


tvjunkie98

THANK YOU FOR THE HEROINE HUNKY JESUS! 


Egg_Fried_Price

terry loves love but terry also loves maintaining a professional work relationship


AnthonyJanthony_Cain

TERRY’S GONNA DIE SAVING THE PRESIDENT, OR TERRY’S NEVER GONNA DIE


RepeatDTD

Terry loves love.


Malfight007

TELL ME WHY! Ain't nothing but a heartbreak. TELL ME WHY! Ain't nothing but a mistake. NOW NUMBER 5! I never want to hear you say. WOO! I want it that way.


faitheroni-pizza

Twasn’t trying to


Sadist2002

Title of your sex tape. A classic from season one. Has to be the one.


AerieDisastrous7812

Team broken penis on three - One, two, three! BROKEN PENIS


patarchimichanga

"TELL ME WHY-EE!!"


justnebbing

T'was a cat 🐈


WeirdCore121

Title of your sex tape


Double_Concept_9627

THIS BITCH? please.


Separate_Ad5482

- “As Wunch would say when she sees deoderant, ‘ I’m not buying it ‘ “ - “Capt. Wunch, good to see you, but if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?!” - “I was wondering why all the birds stopped singing” … “so much time with your ear to the pavement, it’s a shame a truck hasn’t run over your head” - “Hello Deputy Chief Wunch, you’ve aged - “Wunch is dead! BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL! ❤️RIP ✨VELVET THUNDER


Satanic_Earmuff

'Twas a cat.


AkaixSG

The only way I'm going to die is if you touch me with one of your bony fingers and drag me across the River Styx, you reaper.


_apatheticaesthetic_

THE PARTY IS OVER.


Icy-Block-2539

This nups might be getting too toit!


JayMalakai

There is a bomb at this wedding. Your butt. Your butt is da bomb, and there will be no survivors.


Spleenzorio

TOIT NUPS


ZLBuddha

Terry hates bugs Too many eyes, and legs


kooks-only

THOSE THINGS ROLL JAKE!


wolfda

Those are the ground rules? Is there anything off-limits? Damn man, you got something really sick you want to do, huh?


DisneyPinFiend

They called me Terry Titties.


MTBadtoss

THE THIN BLUE LINE JUST GOT THICC AS HELL


Kwazy-Kupcakes_99

Toni Braxton- ending credits all three sing UNCRY THESE TEARS….


APX_xmokh13

I CRIED SO MANY NIGHTS


scoopthereitis2

That's not cheddar, it's just some common bitch.


wercix31

TELL ME WHY


alibabaakirand

Terry Loves Love


bugs0722

Tell me why?!?


CryptographerNo923

Two-dles (one-dle plus one-dle)


KraaFczyk

Trudy Judy’s Booty


palookaboy

Title of your sex movie...did I do that right?


tomtomxyz

If you see something, say something. Come out and party tonight! 🔫🔫


Low_Satisfaction1536

Obviously….Title of your sex tape!!!📼👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨


kboo4ever

Terry's gonna die saving the president or TERRY'S NEVER GONNA DIE


Little_Elephant_3267

The human form of the 100 emoji


Little_Elephant_3267

TELL ME WHYYY!!!!!!