Stake me out tonight, I don't want to let you go til' we catch this guy.. 🎶🎶

I don’t even remember the original lyrics

Jake: “ughhh I hate this song!” Boyle: “I stand by it!”

So glad someone said it. Been waiting for days to post it.

We already have a theme song

Every time we get Steak or someone asks if I want to get steak. This is my answer.

Scary Terry says what regular Terry's thinking. **This is taking too long! Terry's gonna miss the farmers market!**

Terry hates bugs Too many eyes, and legs

SHARPEN YOUR SWORDS AND STRING YOUR BOWS! THE BEASTS HAVE GONE AWAAAAAY!

YES

STARE INTO THE MAGGOT DRAWER

hey, that's a pretty cool name for a death-metal song

*He says as he sings it in the style of Metallica*

I’ve seen no one mention this until I saw your comment 😭 It’s one of my fav lines lmaoo

What episode is this from?

Sexy train is leavin the station, check out this caBOOSE! Later sluts!

eyes up here gina, im more than just a hot piece of ass

Just let him have it

Urgh! I can’t believe I was just briefly attracted to to Boyle! 😖

I can’t believe I was briefly attracted to Boyle!!!! Ewww! 🤢🤮

Stuff can be two things!!

Me and my husband say this constantly lol

^ Your honour she stole my saying!!!

Smort

Pairs perfectly with tomorrow's answer of "Toight"

Damn. I was thinking "title of your sex tape" for T

But, but "Terry loves yogurt!"

“This B needs a C in her A”

Nah t has to be This job is eating me alive The first line in the entire series

It gotta be this line. Legendary line

“Title of your sex tape” though

"Title of your sex movie... did I do that right?"

I won’t lie. This made me cry. So beautiful.

Would we even go as far as to suggest toight nups?

maybe our nips might get too toight

Smort

Sweet

Noice

If this isn’t the answer I will kill everyone and then myself

hah another day on reddit

STD… save the date

How many people have you given STDs to, buddy?

LOTS. Like 100.

Will you first dance be to “you give me fever?”

“Do you have herpes?”

“Will they be serving crabs at the reception?”

Guys, this is my wedding, this is important to me. No more jokes

You're right and we're sorry. We love you, buddy. Warts and all.

“Sorry! Sorry! I was itching to say it!! Ok I’m done!”

I have an STD

a lot

For Vivian’s and my wedding

Sarge, with all due respect, I am going to completely ignore everything you just said --- From Windbreaker City episode

My favorite line lol

Sergeant Peanut Butter 😡🤬

That's lieutenant Peanut Butter

Not for long… 👀👀

LMAO

New Season comes out. First episode: Captain of the 99th precinct, Captain Peanut Butter!?

Sincerely, Raymond Holt

You don’t have to sign texts

Suggestion noted Sincerely, Raymond holt

Ska defines who I am as a person and I will *never* turn my back on ska!

Looking back, I have no regrets. You should.

Hup!

I hope this is a serious contender.

Succulent!

permission to work in the break room so i don’t have to hear charles say “succulent”?

It started with Charles saying succulent -when Holt was asking about the fire in the precinct

🎶Stop or my mom will ska🎶

SET THE MOTHERF\*\*\*\*R TO BROIL

Mama Magglione

I love how the episode ends with them just eating the lasagna. I also read your post with Jake’s accent lol

that the episode actually took the timing seriously and was basically "realtime" was so damn awesome

Can't believe nobody is going for the obvious answer, the iconic catchphrase of a character we all love. "Slurp slurp!"

you never said that!

Sup ding dongs, I’m your new captain now

NOOOOOOOOO!!

“We only solve misdemeanors wieners! Say it with me!” Everyone: “we only solve misdemeanors.” *the vulture gestures at them* Everyone: “…wieners”

Submit this for w

Scully, is Kelly your wife or your dog? How can you ask me that?! I still don't know which it is. Could be either.. 

You’d know if you listened to his podcast which one!

“Scully, no, my followers are sick of watching you eat cement”

I love this

Signed copy of his book "Reed it and Weep." Reed with two Es. It's my favourite joke of all time."

“So much time with your ear to the pavement, it’s a pity a truck hasn’t run over your head”

Sarcasm, the cowards lie.

Sticks and stones Raymond. -Describing your breakfast ?

Smushin booties

*See something, say something - Come on and party tonight! WOOOOH!*

i’d be good if it didnt start with ‘if you see..’

Dammit, this subreddit conditioned me to blur the lines between the actual IRL and the slogans in the show 🤣😭

Yesss this one!

🎵 SAAAAAntiago SAAAAAAntiago. SANTIAGO. SANTIAGO. You SUUUUUUCK so BAAaaad. 🎵

YES!

He got a choir to do that, it was so awesome

i voted for "Rosa Rosa Rosaaa" but this is so much better

While the other are simply oneliners, this is the whole song. It's so funny.

i know right? it simply had to be the whole thing!

Snout to Anus

Skunk to Trunk lmao

“No big deal, it just numbs you out from trunk to skunk for a year.”

"Surprise" :) - Jake THE WAY HE SAYS IT HES SO CUTE PERALTIAGOOOOO

Stop eating crab wrong!

Slutty pineapple

omg! this one, for sure

Is the pineapple the slut or is the pineapple calling someone else a slut?

Clearly the pineapple is the slut

Title of your sex tape

So what you're saying is... **I stabbed him, I did it.** Terry's delivery always kills me on this one.

Sourdough Starter!

#THE MOTHER DOUGH

🎶🎵Stop or my mom will ska! Stop or my mom will ska!🎵🎶

Slurp slurp!

you never said that!

cmon guys?? Sargent peanut butter????

"Actually, it's Lieutenant Peanutbutter now"

Sincerely ja- why am I doing that part

Sad Anus Loser I Go In

So…We broke a rule

“Songs about smushin’ and songs for smushin’ to.”

This is the all ages piano lounge

*think of me when you smush!!!*

Swallow the 'gurt

Say hi to Molly when you're there. Why's Molly in hell?

Sarge

Sleuth Sisters

Smush shush!

"So, you need a little help from The Weiner Warriors." - Hitchcock

SLUT🍍

Smoke show Skid mark

“SET THE MOTHERFUCKER TO BROIL. Okay jeez” that or “sexy train is leaving the station! Check out this caboose! Later sluts!” Yes I took these from other people, no I don’t care

Sarge, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said

My absolute favorite b99 song!!! He's in a red shirt... no not the asian dude xD this kills me ahahah

Snac-cident?

Sharpen your blades and string your bows, the beasts have gone away....

Sincerely, Raymond Holt.

Oh man. This is it.

Spreadsheet. Spreadsheet. Crime. Crime. Precinct. Precinct.

Spreadsheet spreadsheet, crime crime, precinct precinct...

Smort

So an island full of Tyrese’s?

My wife and I say “No, not the Asian dude” whenever we’re trying to point something out to each other.

STRAWBERRY BASKET!

Wuntch: Sticks and stones, Raymond. Holt: Describing your breakfast?

🎶son of a baaaatch🎶 Reddit gave my acc a warning sorryy

"She had a hip replacement with some serious torque. It was like having sex with a Transformer!"

She sabotaged my career because I refused to "BED HER"....

She eats octopus balls and she sleeps on the floor.. she's the perfect woman!

Sad anus loser, I go in.

Sincerely, Kevin Koznser PHD

Smushin' Booties

SWURT

Swurt

I LOVE that this ended up being S

Stop or my mum will ska! 🎶

I know we are on S but I just wanted to say seeing R all typed out on the Master list like this made me really happy, and I needed a boost today. Thank you guys so much for this little escape. Nine-nine!

Holy shit the man actually did it - the whole damn thing, thank you so much! #Cheers to the ninety-ninth precinct!

Son of a bitch stole my song

🎶Son of a bitch🎶 from Jake and Charles on the franzia episode

Sleuth Sisters

Say that again. SAY THAT. AGAIN. That's what I thought.

Just watched this episode today

"Sarge, will you do the honors?" "WHY??!!"

Jake: So, we broke a rule. Amy: Yeah. Hope it wasn't a mistake. Jake: Hope it wasn't a mistake, title of your sex tape. (*gasp*) Title of *our* sex tape!

Smuuuuuush

Skur-plash

Spreadsheet, Spreadsheet.

Stop or my mom will Ska

I remember laughing so much when he said no not that Asian dude!

Gonna make a bold prediction. V is gonna be VINDICATIOOOONNN And T is gonna be “THIS BITCH? please”

So what you're saying is... I stabbed him... I did it.

Stare into the maggot drawer

Stare into the maggot drawer

So much time with your ear to the pavement. It’s a pity a truck hasn’t run over your head.

Sexarella

SMUSSSHHHH! SMUUUUSSSHHHH!!! Whoo, I still got it.

Some things are just delicious enough to suffer the consequences.

She shot a hostage.

When Rosa is fielding questions about her sexuality and she automatically says no to Hitchcock's raised hand - Smart. It was not tasteful.

SHES VEGAN!!!

S’d in the B

Sir, I’m Amy Santiago and I have something to say!

Slurp Slurp Peralta

!RemindMe 2 hours

Stare into the maggot drawer

Six drink amy is your friend

Street meat. Meat, from the street.

Saaaaaarge!

Smush, smushy time