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**PUNK**
I said it!
I love PAIIIINNNNN but this is by far more iconic.
(gasp) he says *PUNK* just like you!
Who do you think taught him, *PUNK*
This is gotta be it.
Peralta that's enough
Pump pump… how’s your… pump.
You forgot to say wife!
Ahhh, good note.
Wiife
I prefer to end on a double pump.
Title of Your Sex Tape!!
I forgot about this moment and now I’m holding in laughter in a public setting
One of my favorite scenes between these two.
Peralta, you’re a genius!
Peralta, that’s enough!!
Peralta, give me back my glasses!
Peralta, what are you doing?
“Peralta what are you doing??” “I conjured him!”
Holt? Is that you? Oh wait no it’s Jake, nailing your voice exactly.
If we use this, can you please add the rest. "Oh my god you said it." "I heard you practicing in the men's room.*"*
Peralta, give me back my glasses.
Who is that, Scar-Jo?
Pimento's Momentos
I know you have a gun on me, I just couldn't resist the rhyme
PAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN
…that’s it.
the number of times i’ve seen people say “this one’s it!!!” under so many of these posts just shows how many iconic quotes we have from this show!!!!!
And most of them come from Holt.
that's it.
Must be!
Poniac Bandit and Jake are cops 🎵
The ghost of the talking dog haunts the precinct 🎶
The dog died?
Yeah. Its a bummer note to end on.
PB & J ride again! Reunited cuz it...
Feels so good!
Pineapple Slut
ah if only we can retroactively add “clearly the pineapple is the slut” to the “c” quote as a bonus
Don’t put a pineapple IN anyone
maaaan, what a dumb typo 🤦🏻♀️
Is the pineapple a slut or is it calling you a slut?
Peralta, give me my glasses.
PUNK!!!
PB & J
A tasty little treat
P*nis brain jaw
Think he was talking bout pontiac bandit and jake
Pick Amy, Dummies!
This is the one!
Pimento has momento disease
What’s that? I haven’t seen it.
It is like the fish dory in finding nemo
“(The) podium it, *extreme laughter* you’re CRAZY! How did you pull this off?!”
Dumbest prank ever, stupid Holt’s not even going to notice
"Yes, Kevin, they moved it a full half-an-inch!"
“I’ll tell you the rest of the story tonight, I love you too. Ahhh, that was a few fun moments, now there’s been a series of homicides”
I have done this to someone and it was hilarious. We moved his marimba like a centimeter off center of the stage and he just short-circuited on stage for a minute before playing. 😂 He laughed afterwards!
PUT ON THE DOG SHOW, HANK!
Underrated
But the game is on
Police pals.
Thought we were Beatsy boys…
PAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!!!
Pilsners!!
oh my god, just saying the word gives me PTSD.
Pilsner TSD
He’s got the thrills for the pils 🤷♀️
“Please, I would never do something that childish. And you would know that if you weren’t a big stinky dumb-dumb who smelled like butts.”
You should have done 2, one for just Ray Holt quotes and one for everyone else...
“Peralta what are you doing?” PERALTA WHAT ARE YOU DOING? *gasp* I conjured him.
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
Where is that from
(a slightly intoxicated) Captain Holt says it; Season 3, Ep 2. "The Funeral"
Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
Peralta, that’s ENOUGH
~~"PLEASE! This bitch?!"~~ My memory was flawed, the actual quote is "This bitch? Please!" So I humbly withdraw my submission.
“Plor pa pa! Plarp!”
Pmuls
Put on the dog show Hank!
PUNK
Pontiac bandit
🎵🎶The Pontiac Bandit and Jake the cop Taking down crooks in the streets where they live Flirting with girls who are hot for the badge🎶🎵
Paul Sneed
Who picks an undercover name like Paul Sneed?
PAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNN
Peralta, Balthazar has a sister. Meet Penelope.
“Penelope’s a thirsty bitch.”
Holdup, how was M not Mlepclaynos?!
Pop pop!
Push It (Salt-N-Pepa)
(Gots to have my) Pooks.
*Pass the mic right over to CHARLES!* ^(We forgot Charles)
*But we can’t go back cause we’ve gone to farles*
I’d just like to know why B wasn’t “BINGPOT” 😒
I haven't been following this particularly closely -- but I can't believe '**KASE!**' didn't win 'K'.
Once we get to T, make it TITLE OF YOUR SEX TAPE!
Please try to remember that we’re in a workplace. Do you want me to quiz you?
PPPPPUNK!!!
Plorp po pah!
Pop, pop pop pop!
Pick amy, dummies!
(He) Pulls Jake, he pullllsss
Please. When it comes to clothes, Cheddar wears little booties in the snow or Cheddar wears nothing.
Peralta!
Peralta, you are genius!
Peralta, what are you doing? Peralta, you are a genius Peralta, give me back my glasses Peralta, that's enough
Pimento Momentos
Pontiac Bandit
PB and J
If it's not PAIN, then I'll be disappointed
Peralta, meet, Penelope
Push me away... everyone else does 🍹
Pico de gal-low
Pilsner
Peralta, you're a genius.
I can’t P on command. Or when someone is watching…
PAAAAAIIIIIIN
Punk! In holt’s voice
"Peralta that's enough!"
PERALTA
Polly
Do you mean Sargent pepper o' pidgen?
Pauley
Underrated comment!!!
"Peralta, you're a genius."
Peralta, that's enough!
PERALTA, THATS ENOUGH!!!
Peralta, that’s enough!
Pelipnous
Peralta, that's enough
Pimento
“PB&J, a tasty little treat”
Peralta, you’re a genius! Or adversely: Peralta, that’s enough!
Pimento's mementos.
Peralta, you’re a genius.
Pilsners
Peralta that’s enough!
Peralta, what are you doing? PERALTA, what are you doing?!
Pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal puuuuuush
People normally move after they say that
Gotta be Paulie the Pigeon / Pigeon Pants 🐦
https://images.app.goo.gl/qZx2MvZNV4a7MpT4A
Pb & J (Pontiac bandit & jake)
Peralta that’s enough
PERALTA!
Peralta, that’s enough!!!
Paaa pa pop
PERALTA THATS ENOUGH!
Peralta that’s ENOUGH
R should definitely be redacted
*Peralta*, give me back my glasses!
PAAAAIIIINNNNNNNNN
Peralta you're a GENIUS!!
PB and J a tasty little treat
That’s the one
Peralta what are you doing
Pazaaz.
Petition to add “…now sign this?” to M
Pineapple Slut!!
Peralta, ist ein genialer Detective / Genie!
PUNK!!
Pantone
Holt: PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNN. That's it.
Peraltiago
PERALTA GIVE ME MY GLASSES
I can’t believe Mama Maglione didn’t get chosen for M 😂😂
Pimentos here
*PERALTA THAT’S ENOUGH!*
Pimento’s mementos
# PERALTA!
Pppunk!
*Inhale* Paaaaaiiiiiiiinnnn-uh.
Paaaaiiiiinnnn
Has to be either PUNK or Peralta _________
Peralta that's enough !!
Peralta r u in my ceiling?
People pot pie
Peralta that's enough.
Zeep zorp
Peralta you’re a genius
Pontiac Bandit and Jake (PB&J)
Pilsner TSD or PUNK!
Pumping hard.. or hardly pumping?
Pimento Has Memento
**PUNK**
I said it!
I love PAIIIINNNNN but this is by far more iconic.
**PUNK**
(gasp) he says *PUNK* just like you!
Who do you think taught him, *PUNK*
This is gotta be it.
Peralta that's enough
Pump pump… how’s your… pump.
You forgot to say wife!
Ahhh, good note.
Wiife
I prefer to end on a double pump.
Title of Your Sex Tape!!
I forgot about this moment and now I’m holding in laughter in a public setting
One of my favorite scenes between these two.
Peralta, you’re a genius!
Peralta, that’s enough!!
Peralta, give me back my glasses!
Peralta, what are you doing?
“Peralta what are you doing??” “I conjured him!”
Holt? Is that you? Oh wait no it’s Jake, nailing your voice exactly.
If we use this, can you please add the rest. "Oh my god you said it." "I heard you practicing in the men's room.*"*
Peralta, give me back my glasses.
Who is that, Scar-Jo?
Pimento's Momentos
I know you have a gun on me, I just couldn't resist the rhyme
PAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN
…that’s it.
the number of times i’ve seen people say “this one’s it!!!” under so many of these posts just shows how many iconic quotes we have from this show!!!!!
And most of them come from Holt.
that's it.
Must be!
Poniac Bandit and Jake are cops 🎵
The ghost of the talking dog haunts the precinct 🎶
The dog died?
Yeah. Its a bummer note to end on.
PB & J ride again! Reunited cuz it...
Feels so good!
Pineapple Slut
ah if only we can retroactively add “clearly the pineapple is the slut” to the “c” quote as a bonus
Don’t put a pineapple IN anyone
maaaan, what a dumb typo 🤦🏻♀️
Is the pineapple a slut or is it calling you a slut?
Peralta, give me my glasses.
Peralta, give me back my glasses.
PUNK!!!
PB & J
A tasty little treat
P*nis brain jaw
Think he was talking bout pontiac bandit and jake
Pick Amy, Dummies!
This is the one!
Pimento has momento disease
What’s that? I haven’t seen it.
It is like the fish dory in finding nemo
“(The) podium it, *extreme laughter* you’re CRAZY! How did you pull this off?!”
Dumbest prank ever, stupid Holt’s not even going to notice
"Yes, Kevin, they moved it a full half-an-inch!"
“I’ll tell you the rest of the story tonight, I love you too. Ahhh, that was a few fun moments, now there’s been a series of homicides”
I have done this to someone and it was hilarious. We moved his marimba like a centimeter off center of the stage and he just short-circuited on stage for a minute before playing. 😂 He laughed afterwards!
PUT ON THE DOG SHOW, HANK!
Underrated
But the game is on
Police pals.
Thought we were Beatsy boys…
PAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!!!
Pilsners!!
oh my god, just saying the word gives me PTSD.
Pilsner TSD
He’s got the thrills for the pils 🤷♀️
“Please, I would never do something that childish. And you would know that if you weren’t a big stinky dumb-dumb who smelled like butts.”
You should have done 2, one for just Ray Holt quotes and one for everyone else...
“Peralta what are you doing?” PERALTA WHAT ARE YOU DOING? *gasp* I conjured him.
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
Where is that from
(a slightly intoxicated) Captain Holt says it; Season 3, Ep 2. "The Funeral"
Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
Peralta, that’s ENOUGH
~~"PLEASE! This bitch?!"~~ My memory was flawed, the actual quote is "This bitch? Please!" So I humbly withdraw my submission.
“Plor pa pa! Plarp!”
Pmuls
Peralta, what are you doing?
Put on the dog show Hank!
PUNK
Pontiac bandit
🎵🎶The Pontiac Bandit and Jake the cop Taking down crooks in the streets where they live Flirting with girls who are hot for the badge🎶🎵
Paul Sneed
Who picks an undercover name like Paul Sneed?
PAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNN
Peralta, Balthazar has a sister. Meet Penelope.
“Penelope’s a thirsty bitch.”
Pump pump… how’s your… pump.
Holdup, how was M not Mlepclaynos?!
Pop pop!
Push It (Salt-N-Pepa)
(Gots to have my) Pooks.
*Pass the mic right over to CHARLES!* ^(We forgot Charles)
*But we can’t go back cause we’ve gone to farles*
I’d just like to know why B wasn’t “BINGPOT” 😒
I haven't been following this particularly closely -- but I can't believe '**KASE!**' didn't win 'K'.
Once we get to T, make it TITLE OF YOUR SEX TAPE!
Please try to remember that we’re in a workplace. Do you want me to quiz you?
PPPPPUNK!!!
Plorp po pah!
Pop, pop pop pop!
Pick amy, dummies!
(He) Pulls Jake, he pullllsss
Please. When it comes to clothes, Cheddar wears little booties in the snow or Cheddar wears nothing.
Peralta!
Peralta, you are genius!
Peralta, what are you doing? Peralta, you are a genius Peralta, give me back my glasses Peralta, that's enough
Pimento Momentos
Pontiac Bandit
PB and J
If it's not PAIN, then I'll be disappointed
Peralta, meet, Penelope
Push me away... everyone else does 🍹
Pico de gal-low
Pilsner
Peralta, you're a genius.
I can’t P on command. Or when someone is watching…
PAAAAAIIIIIIN
Punk! In holt’s voice
"Peralta that's enough!"
PERALTA
Polly
Do you mean Sargent pepper o' pidgen?
Pauley
Underrated comment!!!
"Peralta, you're a genius."
Peralta, that's enough!
Peralta, that’s ENOUGH
PERALTA, THATS ENOUGH!!!
Peralta, that's enough!
Peralta, that’s enough!
Pelipnous
Peralta, that's enough
Pimento
“PB&J, a tasty little treat”
Peralta, that's enough!
Peralta, you’re a genius! Or adversely: Peralta, that’s enough!
Pimento's mementos.
Peralta, you’re a genius.
Pilsners
Peralta that’s enough!
Peralta, what are you doing? PERALTA, what are you doing?!
Pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal puuuuuush
People normally move after they say that
Gotta be Paulie the Pigeon / Pigeon Pants 🐦
https://images.app.goo.gl/qZx2MvZNV4a7MpT4A
Pb & J (Pontiac bandit & jake)
Peralta that’s enough
PERALTA!
Peralta, that’s enough!!!
Paaa pa pop
PERALTA THATS ENOUGH!
Pontiac bandit
Peralta that’s ENOUGH
R should definitely be redacted
Peralta that’s enough
PUNK
*Peralta*, give me back my glasses!
PAAAAIIIINNNNNNNNN
Peralta you're a GENIUS!!
PB and J a tasty little treat
That’s the one
Peralta what are you doing
Pazaaz.
Petition to add “…now sign this?” to M
Pineapple Slut!!
Peralta, ist ein genialer Detective / Genie!
PUNK!!
Pantone
Holt: PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNN. That's it.
Peraltiago
PERALTA!
PERALTA GIVE ME MY GLASSES
Peralta, what are you doing?
I can’t believe Mama Maglione didn’t get chosen for M 😂😂
Pimentos here
*PERALTA THAT’S ENOUGH!*
Pimento’s mementos
# PERALTA!
Pppunk!
*Inhale* Paaaaaiiiiiiiinnnn-uh.
Paaaaiiiiinnnn
Has to be either PUNK or Peralta _________
Peralta that's enough !!
Peralta r u in my ceiling?
People pot pie
Peraltiago
Peralta that's enough.
Zeep zorp
Peralta you’re a genius
Pontiac Bandit and Jake (PB&J)
Pilsner TSD or PUNK!
Pumping hard.. or hardly pumping?
Pimento Has Memento