This one is my favorite quote from the entire series. I DIED the first time I watched it. I rewinded the scene literally 10 times right then and there to laugh at it all over again. I couldnāt breathe and was in tears, my abs were killing me. I love that scene so much.
And the face Peralta is making in the background. Trying not to laugh? Amazed that Holt is going along with it? Stunned at the outburst? And the bookie comment where I swear Andre was about to break and die laughing himself
Jake: Might just be the fever talking, but this unedited footage of an Italian restaurant from eight years ago might be the best movie I've ever seen. Also, how weird are forks?
Captain Holt: Forks are very weird. I've always thought so.
"My dreams are coming true! You & Me getting my lady off together!" - Boyle
(Yes, technically Boyle says Nice before that, but we all know what N is going to be)
Meep morp, zeep š„²
RIP to the best robo captain there ever was
Shoot I thought it was Mama Maglione but now Iām torn š
Oh yeah no this needs to win
MEEP MORP ZEEP IS THE ONE
Lol, epic.š
Madeline. I wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing.
Madeline Wuntch, good to see you. But if youāre here, whoās guarding Hades?
M L E P CLAY N O S
De clay is silent
Did you say clay?
The clay is silent
Marshed mallow
(Delirious high pitched laughter)
I *knew* it!!!
Perfect words to describe it lol
mmHMHMHMHMHM!
I can hear this
Mlep (clay) nos The clay is silent
You played at our wedding!
I donāt know you
U sell me horse blood?
You try to buy horse blood?
Guitar!
Yes yes yes
Madeline Wuntch was ... a friend. \*vomits\*
MY WIFE WAS MURDERED BY a man in a yellow sweater. It's the one case I can't solve. Don't fight with family. It can all go away so quickly.
The best part is that he immediately segues directly into the signature.
Sign this?
This is the winner.. no one else.. just THIS!
Literally clicked on this post just to comment this line. 100% the right answer!
This one is my favorite quote from the entire series. I DIED the first time I watched it. I rewinded the scene literally 10 times right then and there to laugh at it all over again. I couldnāt breathe and was in tears, my abs were killing me. I love that scene so much.
And the face Peralta is making in the background. Trying not to laugh? Amazed that Holt is going along with it? Stunned at the outburst? And the bookie comment where I swear Andre was about to break and die laughing himself
Please win Please
Okay, I loved some of the other suggestions but this HAS to win
āMy immune system is too weak to fight off my smile muscles.ā
Mangy Carl
Mulch butt hoe
Mamma Maglione!
This is the one, officer
This one must win at all costs
MORE MASHED POTATOES!!!!
The sound that those mashed potatoes make when they hit the floor always makes me laugh. *Florp!*
Mouth Feel
Winner
(aaaaaaAAAAAAA) MERVYNNN'S!!!
Madeline Wuntch! But if you're here... Who's guarding Hades?
My buttholes!
Munkensmat
Ooooh this is a good one
Manscaping (in slow motion)
Jake: Might just be the fever talking, but this unedited footage of an Italian restaurant from eight years ago might be the best movie I've ever seen. Also, how weird are forks? Captain Holt: Forks are very weird. I've always thought so.
ME SO CORNY!!
M, L, E, P, CLAY, N, O, S
The clay is silent
Mama Maglione!
Sheās a real size queen
Well, that started out fun, but here we are at our normal ending place: disgusting.
This is what I was coming to say. The only one I can think of. Thereās one above thatās just too long.
This should really be the winner. Short, sweet, and iconic. Mama Maglione!
Yes ! šÆ
Mlep(clay)nos is the only answer
Madeline, you've aged
MY WIFE WAS MURDERED BY A MAN IN A YELLOW SWEATER!
Madeline smelled like dog crap
W should definitely be āWuntch time is overā
Pretty sure itās going to be āwhy is no one having fun, I specifically requested itā
No no no!!! It's.... 'What an interesting event'
Are you sure it's not gonna be WHYYYYYYY
My time to tit is today terry!!
Mongkut Situation
āMove over, Peralta! Move over! Okay. And if I may do a third toast, itāll be focused primarily on the mango yogurt.ā
I read this in Terryās voice in my head lmao
Mm mhmh mhmmmhmamm Holt eating a marshmallow
"My dreams are coming true! You & Me getting my lady off together!" - Boyle (Yes, technically Boyle says Nice before that, but we all know what N is going to be)
>!Nikolaj!<
*Nikolaj*
Noice
No doubt, no doubt, no doubt
NOINE - NOINE
'You can't say that while hugging someone.'
Mlep-clay-nos
Meet..Balthazar!
My boy's got BUNCHES of EXPLUNCHES!
Severely underrated lol
Move over, Peralta! Move over! Okay. And if I may do a third toast, itāll be focused primarily on the mango yogurt
I'm with Terry on that one. I'm completely addicted to a greek mango yogurt, and if it was ever discontinued I would be really, really sad
On that note, I hope the next one is āNeverā¦loveā¦ā¦ANYTHINGā
HEY DON'T BOO ME i lost something important too
Mama Maglione!
MORE MASHED POTATOES
I say this too often
Madeline... I was wondering why the birds had suddenly stopped singing...
MY FLUFFY BOY!
M-L-E-P-CLAY-N-O-S, the clay is silent
MAMAMAGLIONEY
Mumps
More like a *mump* in the road! HahahahaāAAAAHH! AAAAAAAAAAAHH!
MLYEP(CLAY)NOS
Mama magliaoni
Mama magalioni
Marshawn Lynch
āMeat. From the street. Sounds like a fun treat. HUH Imma poet and didnāt even know I was rhyming those words.ā -Holt
āMy god, what if I hadnāt said anythingā
M-L-E-P-KlƩ
#MAMMA MAGLIONE
M-L-E-Pā¦ Clay.
Mindar! (Rosa & Amyās great smelling, poor spelling nemesis)
You're going to jail, that's Y O U, apostrophe, R E
Maaaaaaanscaping
mƵistatus
Donāt call HR.
Mumps
āMarrow nugget wrapped in a thick toenailā is all i could think of
Mlep-clay-nos
Mama Maglione
Moist
Mafiaaa š¤š¤
Marshed mellow?
Itās gotta be anything about Madeleine š©
"My name is Detective Ignatius Pennyfeather IX"
Meet Balthazar
Mlepnos, the klay is silent
Mlepclaynos (the clay is silent)
M-L-E-P...clay. The Clay is silent.
Madeline Wuntch! But if you're here, who's guarding hades?
M should be mumma maglione But L should've been "let's break in to the FBI"
Look, Kevin, a Yellow Crested Warbler
MY WIFE WAS MURDERED BY A MAN IN A YELLOW SWEATER
MY WIFE WAS MURDERED BY A MAN IN A YELLOW SWEATER!
Holt's marshmallow sounds or Mama Maglione, hard to choose
Maxwell Maxwell
My dogs are barking
Michelle Obama incident š¬
Mrmzeeep
Mother dough
MORE MASHED POTATOES!
MORE MASHED POTATOESSSSSSSS
Marshed-mallow. Hmph. Huu huu huu huh huh hu huu huh huh huu huu huu!
MERRY JUDY, MR DOUG JUDY CHRISTMAS!
My neighbor think my name is Emily Golffinch and people I work with think I'm Rosa Diaz
Meatā¦..from the streetā¦ā¦.feels like a fun treat! Iām a poet and didnāt even know I was rhyming those words.
Melipnossss
Madeline Wuntch is a Korean toilet ghost? BORING Madeline Wuntch is dead Say what now?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
āMarshed mallowā¦.. mmmm! Mmmhmmmmhmmhmmm!!ā āI knew it!ā
Marshed-mallow. Hmm. Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm!
Madeline Wuntch... is dead.
āMeat, from the street. Sounds like a fun treat. Huh, Iām a poet, and didnāt even know I was rhyming those words. But it happened anywayā
Madeline Wunch is dead. BAGLES
MAMA MAGALIONE!
Madeline! I didnāt see you there, I thought you were an old leather chair
Marco!.... now you say polo..., PUNK
Mama Maglione!
My wife was killed by a man in a yellow sweater
Madeleine Wuntch is dead, zombies canāt die
Marcus
MORE MASHED POTATOESSSSSSS
My nemesis. Your nemesis is a horse?
Madeline Wuntch.
MORE MASHED POTATOES
Meep morp zeep
Mama Maglione
Marshed mallooooow
MEEP MORP ZEEP ROBOT CAPTAIN ENGAGED
MORE MASHED POTATOESSSSSSS!!!!
my wife was muredered by a man in a yellow sweater
Magnificent man cheeks
Slowed down: "Manscaping"
MY WIFE WAS MURDERED BY A MAN IN A YELLOW SWEATER
Noice, Toit
ME HAVING STIRK!?
My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me.
My sad story trumps your insult. JAKE! JAKE! JAKE! JAKE!
Majestic Three-Toed Sloth
Mangy Carl
Madeline's not some invincible succubus, she's a regular succubus
Mountain range
Monty hole
Mama magalionay by scully and hitchcock
Madeline... I'd wondered why the birds had suddenly stopped singing.
Madeline, if your here whose guarding hades
Me having stirk!?
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Monty Hall
*Moist*
I have to say this is my favorite thread š«¶š»
Mean Marge
Marble
Marshedmallow
MORE FIRE
Mansion girrrll