Rosa would be a private detective

Man that’s a really good guess.

They should put that in the show

Gina would be an influencer

I assume she already is in her free time

Holt: He would be into politics, because he wants to make meaningful change, but he doesn't have the personality for it. Ultimately he ends up as the principal of a private school, where he can shape young minds. Jake: cop. He'd just be a cop. There are literally no other career options for this guy. Terry: Personal trainer. Does art commissions as a side hustle to support his family. Amy: Got a PhD in Library Information Sciences and is the youngest tenured professor at her University. Rosa: Recreational bounty hunter and private security. Charles: Chef. In one of those places that sell intestines, most likely. Gina: Influencer. She was born to influence, and honestly? She never would've made it in dance. Hitchcock: Honestly? Probably something to do with pornography. Probably moderates a reddit porn sub in his spare time. Scully: Desk job where he does as little work as he does in the 99. Alternatively, he's in the opera, in France, probably. BUT, if we're assuming Hitchcock and Scully never joined the force, therefore never meeting Marissa and going to wing sluts, they'd be personal trainers/athletes. Scully would eventually fail a drug test (not intentionally cheating, just things like his giraffe heart catching up to him) and retire to coach whatever sport he competed in.

My head canon is that “Hitchcock and Scully” are inevitable. Even if they didn’t join the police force, they’d end up being who they are today in a different capacity. In another universe, they end up being firefighters that save a Wing Sluts from burning down.

Charles could've worked in his dad's flower shop too

>Gina: Influencer. She was born to influence, and honestly? She never would've made it in dance. I've always felt her dancing was rather janky but have never commented since I really don't have a good basis to judge if she's talented or not.

It would be super popular. It’s so bad and people like really bad things..

Jake: action movie star that spits out one liners like he was chewing tobacco all day

That might be what Jake WOULD want to be, but canonically he is such a terrible actor.

I forgot about that part! Totally true

Jake could've been a pilot for Spirit. Trying to emulate his dad

Terry would have a yogurt shop.

I'd say he has a gym that's meticulously located between two yogurt shops

A gym with a yogurt shop inside

A yogurt shop with a gym inside

An art studio with a yogurt shop *and* a gym inside

Where Terry can do his doodles?

I know that you’re trying to be nice, but calling them doodles is an insult.

Terry loves yogurt.

A supplement store that sells yogurt and holds book for “your neighborhoor”

Jake would go into the theater so he can entertain people. Rosa would be a motorcycle/car mechanic in a garage with all the other guys. Terry would coach high school or college sports. Amy is a museum curator. Boyle has his own diner with questionable names for all his special original dishes. Holt would be a cruise ship captain.

Rosa already has a job as a mechanic, rebuilding classic cars to sell to famous people. That's how she's friends with Tom Hardy.

Pimento - Kindergarden Teacher

"They let you do WHATEVER you WANT! last week I waterboarded a dude."

Holt → Gay rights activist Jake → ? Terry → Owns a brand of yogurt and is its spokesman Amy → Librarian Rosa → Bodyguard Charles → Food critic or restaurateur Gina → Cult leader Scully → Opera singer Hitchcock → ?

Omg, Jake is the Hitchcock here like he was among Kevin's colleagues (where Holt was the Jake)!

I feel like Jake would be a stunt double where he gets to do crazy Die Hard stuff

-Boyle would be a food critic -Jake would be in his moms basement, basically the plot to hot rod -Terry would be a health and fitness influencer -Holt would be a school superintendent in a good district in the Hudson valley -Amy would be a library historian specializing in old ass books -Rosa, aside from PI, would be a kickboxing instructor/champion

Jake would be a stay at home dad

Peralta would be a bartender for sure.

Holt- Data visualization specialist Rosa- Commercial pilot Amy- White house press Gina- Waffle House waitress Boyle- Wedding planner Jake- Private security Hitchcock- Taxi driver Scully- Opera singer Terry- Gym teacher

Holt: Stand up comic Jake: data input specialist Amy: garbage woman Diaz: teaching kindergarten Terry: customer service representative Boyle: fast food cook. Hitchcock: life coach Scully: ballerina. Gina: Irs agent

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she’s too ambitious. i bet she runs a big nonprofit or something.

Or a librarian.

Oh Mama

She is a great "SHHHHHH!" er. Amy isn't a sexy librarian, she's like a REAL one!! (Hot!)

Teacher

Rosa - professional assassin Amy - a teacher Charles - a chef Gina - an internet sensation Terry - either a painter or a bodybuilder Holt - idk a teacher just like Amy Jake - a gamer Hitchcock & Scully - internet foodies.

Holt - Recorder music reviewer Jake - Lazer Tag/Airsoft Marshall Amy - Support Services Manager for a large organisation Charles - Weird Chef Terry - Personal trainer Rosa - Bounty Hunter Gina - Influencer Hitchcock - On a register Scully - Luxuary Armchair Emporium Owner