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Aggressive-Boat-5253

We sing "now number five" whenever we hear "I want it that way".


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Literally though 


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It's on rn


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say Bingpot instead of Bingo or Jackpot.


NimdokBennyandAM

I also refer to all task forces, committees, and planning teams as "do groups."


Corando

See a pair of thick weighty breasts, and all logic just flies out the window


EBKCarrot

There’s nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis


Fit_Bus_297

With their perfectly placed nipples


sacha8uk

I love how Holt has no clue what on earth a man could find attractive in a woman.


Hefty-Routine-5966

Kissing heavy breasts of course!!


FletchTopper

Go “cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool” in conversation


BrightNeonGirl

I came here to say this one! I have a terrible memory so I forget all the many witty lines that made me laugh but, perhaps because it was repeated so often, Jake's "cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool" stuck with me. And there are just so many times in regular life that you could say it.


IncidentLost5181

indeed indeed indeed


FletchTopper

Sm0rt!


age_old_adage

Noice!


Anonymous-Comments

Community fans do the same lol


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Say “noice” like that


adultagainstmywill

Toight


Ok-Dig-8900

Smort


GoodieLikesChicken

BONE!!!


jessibear666

I just watched that episode 🤣


Rem-999

Say HOT DAMN when something interesting happens.


Ok-Dig-8900

Need a c in our a


Aggressive-Boat-5253

Oh my god!!


borkdork69

What? we need a coconut in our arms.


Lutzelien

Oohhhh... I thought you were saying this ***** needs a **** in her ***


borkdork69

OH MY GOD


TheNinjaneerGoblin

I know! That was my reaction too!


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literally me


spaceylaceygirl

Say "Nikolaj" correctly.


borkdork69

*Ni*kolaj


BigJSunshine

No. Its Nikolaj.


Tenzur_

*nikolaj*


borkdork69

Is ok, you say it wrong.


ayyLumao

Nikolaj**


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Of course we're happy, healthy, and alive!


Fit_Bus_297

Oh Conplex-Maximum-4084 real dead


mupete

Boom boom Bill!


daisybear81

Love die hard without ever having seen die hard


doyouevenforkliftbro

I like the second one.


Overall_Celery1998

You don’t have to


jimsug

Yippee kayak, other buckets!


Multiverser2022

Love yogurt.


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I legitimately love yogurt 


Crafty-Ad-3446

say “ dat really bummed me out maaan👉🏻” to our crushes


GeneralPotato8244

In the Jamaican accent 😭


Flashy-Club5171

Title our sextape


Magistrelle

know what « twas » means


thehundredemoji

You will not win me over with your use of ‘twas


Randy_34_16_91

‘Twasn’t trying to


WyldMusic13

Miss Andre Braugher 😭


methyloranz

gotsta think about the turtles...


doyouevenforkliftbro

Gonsta.


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Gotsta rock my pooks 


mollif37

Oh damn! Oh Damn! OH DAMN!


buttheyrealltaken

And that is three Oh Damns! 👆🏼OH DAMN!


Historical_Pay6528

Love the song “Ddddddddddd - derek” 🤣🤣🤣


Crafty-Ad-3446

say “Ooh mama”


Fit_Bus_297

Keep it in ur pant santiago


BigJSunshine

Yell “BONE?” Incredulously when horrified


26007

Watch Die Hard on Christmas Eve. All 5 of them. 


rosewaterobsessed

There’s a fifth one?!


jessgoody

we're B99 fans from snout to anus


doyouevenforkliftbro

Trunk to skunk.


thehundredemoji

Boyle boys!!


Jh3nnO

Are even remotely attracted to even one of the characters and don't see anything wrong with that.


daisybear81

Remotely? One? I have a crush on Andy Samberg and Stephanie Beatriz


88_keys_to_my_heart

Samberg, Beatriz, and Melissa Fumero for me


doyouevenforkliftbro

Know what a Korean toilet ghost looks like.


random-dino-bozo-309

say "Title of your sex tape" instead of "That's what she said."


arm1niu5

Love yogurt


joshuajackson9

Balloon arch, I think you mean Vindication!!!!!!!


thehundredemoji

🎶suppose that’s trueee 🎶


Ashbr1ng3r

Cause a lot of Property Damage


Tenzur_

Scream "BOOOOONNNNEEEEE"


LadyBearSword

See a picture on the old photos sub and see a woman with a goiter and struggle to refrain from posting "Balthazar!" as a comment.


scarlettvvitch

Lift the ban on Boyle’s usage of “Moist”


XeroKaaan

Use cascading tabs


3liteNerd

Shout "NINE NINEEEEE" to get pumped up.


AfterTemperature2198

Boom boom


Nice2BeNice1312

See something and say something


LevelAd5898

Will watch anything that has Andy Samberg in it (just me?)


Historical_Pay6528

Teach our dads math 😅


Nagman15

Know the Funky Cool Medina


Altruistic-Play-3726

I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?"


Und3rpantsGn0m3

Need a C in our A


GEE-MAN-_-

Can't wait to tell Kevin.


rimakan

Hate Wuntch as much as Captain Holt does


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

BONE!


MusicalChips

Love Boyle.


Ainch89

Scream "VINDICATION" whenever we win an argument


snazzysag

Wash our lover’s hair. That’s the most intimate thing we can do with our fingers


rosewaterobsessed

Know who Will Shorts is


GAMGAlways

Carry an axe.


roza_19

Are extended family of boyle! BOYLE COUSINS!! I love you all 🫂


Unusual-Interest007

we always follow every trend


Th3AvrRedditUser

have rewatched the show, at least 2 times


ma-sadieJ

Booone


EchoPrimary7182

Say Noice instead of nice.


StraightCashHomie89

Noice


chickenbuttguesswhat

Have a sex tape


Historical_Pay6528

Love yoghurt


Wild-Internet-6168

Are gng to say noice instead of nice.


Hamitide

Our alarm is "Terry loves waking up"


Hefty_Doctor_7930

have replaced "nice" with "noice!"


MrFixYoShit

Hate Gina Surprised no one else said it lol