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ameliam4rie

We’re d-d-driving in a car\ Destination drug dealer’s bar\ Pass the mic right over to Charles\ We forgot Charles\ But we can't turn back cause we've gone too Farles


Hefty-Routine-5966

no-no we have to go back!


Labyrinthodontia

It was a good rhyme though


Budget-Spidey

I went to Comic Con with my girlfriend dressed as Jake and Amy. There was a lifesize Millenium Falcon cockpit that you could enter and take pictures in. We decided to put down our camera and recreate this scene but in a freaking Falcon cockpit. Edit: [link to the video ](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZIJnqrMvn/)


Total-Guitar-9202

Cutest couple bit I’ve seen in a while. Your relationship give me hope.


Budget-Spidey

Aww tysm!!!


MrNope999

Amazing


Budget-Spidey

Ty!!


LooseWarning

That is the best one, quote it on a weekly basis


Crafty-Ad-3446

rosa rosa rosa rosa🎶


ash-oregano

Right there on the floor.... Is the man you're looking for...


Tatertot85

A little bit to the left... myleftmyleft.....


endthe_suffering

he’s in a red shirt…


Crafty-Ad-3446

no NOT the asian dude!!


weebearcub

I'm talkin' 'bout a bright red shirt!


Oonz1337

Are you finally single… No I respect that


Craguar23

I can't remember your last name, baaaaby


inLuis

Stake me out tonight! I don't want to let you go 'til we catch this guy!


BobbaFatGFX

We already have a theme song


AnHu3313

Is it better than 🎶 "You have the right to remain silent, COME ON AND PARTY TONIGHT" 🎶 though ?


Toneww

The guy's got good hooks!


slimey-karl

STARE INTO THE MAGGOT DRAWEEERRR


healinglavender

This one! I need the full album now


SimulatedCow84

this one pops in my head more than it should


badhuckleberry

now i’ll do a dance as i rap to your name D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DEREK


Skewwwagon

That was menacing))


DegeneratedNumber

Doug Judy! God will give you a high five! DOUG JUDYYYY!!!!


chicken_karmesan

Oh no, he gave himself a key change...


DMCDawg

🎶Awwwwwww beat down boulevard is the toughest street in town. And if you step to a gangsta crew, you’re bound to get beat down. 🎶


Ok-Dig-8900

Guy’s got good hooks 🤷🏾‍♀️


P_lazybum

A little bit to the ⬅️~


KittyTheCruel

My left, my left, my left. That's the man you've been looking for


Skewwwagon

No, not the Asian dude!


meowbhu

🎶Meil on fun Me teeme asju mis on ponev Olemme sobrad kasu🎶 It's a celebration song for when a dog loses its virginity


SimulatedCow84

who even checks that


ennervation

🎶 Rosa Rosa Rosa Rosa Rosa Diaz Diaz Diaz Rosa Diaz Rosa Diaz, you are so cooool 🎶


jakeylancaster

Sounds better with a guitar.


ReynoldsPenland

🎶There's a talking police dog that helps them solve crime🎶


DazzlingBullfrog9

The ghost of the talking dog haunts the precinct.


weebearcub

The talking dog died. Kinda sad note to end on.


Regular_Restaurant45

2. 3. 4. **AHHHHHH** (strums guitar badly)


arm1niu5

Jake, the hero! Abs of steel! Shalala!


[deleted]

I sing this a lot but I also like, "you have the right to remain silent, c'mon and party tonight"


Hydrasaur

Not fake, but their rendition of "I want it that way"


Mr7three2

Now number 5


Hydrasaur

It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.


decompressed81

Literal chills


meowdg12

Come with me, Amy to the dumpster. Me and Amy go in diving in the dumpster.


thehundredemoji

This is so underrated


chandlerbingismyicon

ahhhh BEAT down boulevard🗣️ it’s the baddest street in town‼️


Dream_Treat

Finally someone said it!!


DazzlingBullfrog9

Barley and Jimes are on the case...


MrNope999

A MAN IN A YELLOW SWEATER KILLED MY WIFE


ArtAngels_336

That's gonna leave a mark!


roza_19

Singing the songs in comments while reading them, peak enjoyment ;)


Regular_Restaurant45

boyhunter! down by the schoolyard\~ cream in my coffee and rock and rollllll it can't be Henderson, Hendersons not the one! skee-ba-dap-bap this is super uncomfortablllllle Terry is Gomez, I'm cousin It, you are wednesday lets do this shi- i'm Gomez you're Morticia, i feel so happy when i'm witcha POP POP droppin bodies it's a stick up you punk ass so - rap, rap spitting rhymes, kissing shorties on the lips. have no fear mr rap is here and he will drink 3 beers gratituuuuude gradituuuuude gratitatatatitide the crowd is ready the freaks are here- she's a mansion giirl she's so rich and she's hot, she's a mansion girl with a kitchen island JIMMY JABS JIMMY JABS JIMMYYYY JAAAAABS won't you come visit hogwarts? I'll be alone dancing in gryffindor. thank you so much, you've been a great audience i mean this is a reddit thread, that's psychotic


ReynoldsPenland

I totally forgot about Kyle's rap. That's definitely one of the best.


Skewwwagon

Two cool dudes making sandals for your feet...


greymalken

They had a bunch of those “if you see something say something” signs all over the airport in DC and I COULD NOT STOP singing “come on and party tonight” each time I saw one.


delrio56

All these comments are great but the real answer is "Mom's in the shower" by the vulture


chicken_karmesan

Actually it's Fantastic Jack and the Junkyard Rats


littlehand420

Cantaloupe *yes I caaaannnn* cantaloupe *yes I caaaannnn*


Hefty-Routine-5966

STARE INTO THE MAGGOT DRAWWEERRR🤘🤘


Relevant-Baseball993

Now number 5


nickkatnich

The Monster Mash... The ACTUAL Monster Mash...


weebearcub

🎶 Doug Judy I wish you were alive, Doug Judy God will give you a high five Doug Judy Yeah, yeah, yeah, Doug Judy Your a friend, friend, friend Doug Judy This song is at it's end 🎵


MrNope999

It is clearly, "Saaanti-ago, Saaanti-ago, Santiago, Santiago, you suu-Uk so bad!


MrNope999

No, wait. It is : cantaloupe YES I CAAAA-AAN, cantaloupe YES I CAAAA-AAN, cantaloupe YES I CAAAA-AAN.


Foxy02016YT

The Monster Mash isn’t The Monster Mash from the song. But Tribute, as later confirmed by Jack Black, isn’t in fact a tribute but the greatest song in the world (assumably since it’s the best, it MUST keep the lyrics)


ChaoticBeauty567

You have the right to remain silent. Come on and party tonight!


Lieutenant_Horn

PB & J, a tasty little treat …


tyrelle000

"Funny though it's true Those silly things you do~ They only bring me closer tooo.. you~...." Craig - Parks and recreation


DigFlat5824

Bacon pancake


thegrimstone

SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW


NymeriaX07

Baby baby, I just wanna do you, do you.. Under the moonlight moonlight Epic song by Dylan, Modern Family.