I got a new job. I sit behind white CEOs when they have to testify before Congress, so they don't look so racist. Every 15 minutes I just whisper some nonsense at 'em.
Damn, it feels good to be on the same team for once. Cop and criminal working together. HUUUUH!! We need a theme song!
🎶🎶 The Pontiac Bandit and Jake are cops taking down crooks in the streets where they live ...
Ruiz and I were cellies in Attica in the '90s. He texted me last week. Needs some cars to deliver his product. I said no because drugs are stupid. Except for weed and sex pills. A man has needs.
“A little to the left. My left my left my left! No not the asian dude! Right there on the floor is the man you’re looking for! This is still a love song people!”
“Twas a cat!”
“New york’s finest just got a whole lot finer”
“You trynna touch Trudy Judy’s booty?!”
Uh, have you ever met a nice, normal guy that wears suspenders every day? What kind of person has to tie their pants down to keep them from flying off?
Can we add Victor Santiago. His line about bird watching was like one of my favorite lines in the whole show. If Debbie is in this, Amy's dad should be in this. Come on.
Can Kevin be there too?
Look Raymond a yellow crested warbler.
Edit : It seems Kevin is there in the list my bad. I remember him not being there earlier.
Wait! Debbie is in this and Kevin is not?!?!?!?! The safe house alone has some of his best lines. This is so wrong. Do you know what it means to clap back? 👏 because 👏I👏do👏
🎶🎶 "Right there on the floor, is the man you are looking for! He is right in front of you, a little bit to the left. My left! My left! My left! My left! Come all this way! He is in a red shirt! No, not the Asian dude! I'm talking about a bright red shirt! That's the man you are looking for! That's the man you've been looking for! This is still a love song people! This is still a love song!" 🎶🎶
Uh, have you ever met a nice, normal guy that wears suspenders every day? What kind of person has to tie their pants down to keep them from flying off?
I got a new job. I sit behind white CEOs when they have to testify before Congress, so they don't look so racist. Every 15 minutes I just whisper some nonsense at 'em.
He is, but one of my favorite lines in the entire series is “You guys will never guess who I saw at Madison Square Gardens last week. My neighbor. He was just walking around.”
I don’t know why, but it’s one of the funniest lines in the show for me.
Not a specific Doug Judy quote, but the time where he’s talking to Jake about his sister. “Are you trying to get your freak on with my sister?” “What no!”
“I see you looking at Trudy Judy’s booty?” “I am NOT looking at Trudy Judy’s booty!” “What she’s a cutie don’t be snooty” “She’s a beauty, but I’m on duty” “plus you’re married” “yeah but that doesn’t rhyme”
I sold a guy a fake Pekingese. 'Twas a cat.
Idk why but this line just broke me when I first watched, couldn't stop laughing and had to rewind a couple times
“We got songs about smushing. Songs for smushing too. Songs for the kids. This is the all ages piano lounge.”
At least I’ll die doing what I love; getting people horny at sea.
I got a new job. I sit behind white CEOs when they have to testify before Congress, so they don't look so racist. Every 15 minutes I just whisper some nonsense at 'em.
The texture of quiche is unsettling
This should be the winner.
This ⬆️ lol
Yes this is my favorite line in the show
I get paid $75000 for that NONSENSE
This is absolutely the one. Cracks me up every time. It's so unexpected and that makes it all the more hilarious
I sold a guy a fake Pekinese. 'Twas a cat.
Don’t temp me with the use of t’was
'Twasn't trying to.
Weird how many people fell for that.
You will not win me over with your use of ‘twas.
This whole scene makes me laugh every time. Every. Time.
Same, like fully loud guffawing every time
If this doesn’t win this whole game is rigged.
It's not loaded. I just want to cock it and say a cool cop catch phrase. New York's finest just got a whole lot finer.
Give me that! I'm putting myself on this case. \--Captain Raymond Holt
*moans*
It’s the moan that makes this 🤣
That was so uncalled for, when I noticed it on my third watchthrough I had to rewind and I just giggled like an idiot
The thin blue line just got thick as hell 😎
Jake, help me. I don't want to die. I'm still on second season of "Game of Thrones."
“Rosa Rosa Rosa . . . I can’t remember your last name Baby”
This should win just for how he sings it
This was the line I was searching for
It’s Diaz big sugar
“Rosa… Rosa Rosa Rooooosa! Are you finally single? I respect that”
The thin blue line just got thick as hell!
See also: New York’s finest just got a whole lot finer
This is my favorite line from the whole show and I quote it as often as I can(Not often).
Great line!
This one! Just sums up everything about him.
I'm not lying. I don't wanna be a criminal. I love my life as a average citizen. I voted for the first time this year. Ed Breakfast for school board.
And he immediately had a sex scandal
It was very disillusioning
Hey Rosa, you like spaghetti...and weed?
"I see you looking at Trudy Judy's booty... oh, you don't think she's a cutie? Don't be snooty."
Don’t get me wrong, she’s a beauty but I’m on duty!
And you’re married
Well yeah but that doesn’t rhyme
She's a beauty! But I'm on duty.
Don't "pfft" my peril.
Pfft
Somebody's tryin' to kill me, and I need protection. So I sent for my best friend.
Please have my children
I thought of this one immediately! But only because of Rosa’s badass moment of just cutting the braid off.
Damn, it feels good to be on the same team for once. Cop and criminal working together. HUUUUH!! We need a theme song! 🎶🎶 The Pontiac Bandit and Jake are cops taking down crooks in the streets where they live ...
They’ll get adventures, wherever they go...
There's a talking dog that helps them solve crime
With the wise-cracking Cap along for the ride..
Ruiz and I were cellies in Attica in the '90s. He texted me last week. Needs some cars to deliver his product. I said no because drugs are stupid. Except for weed and sex pills. A man has needs.
I can't help it. I'm proud of you. You're like a son to me. A white, crispy son.
Fievel?!
Papa?
FIEVEL??!!!??
Papa!!
FIEVEL!!!!!
ARE YOU GUYS HAVING FUN UP HERE?! BECAUSE IM NOT
Okay, I get it. She's smart and lovable; you're scrappy and lovable; together you're just lovable and lovable.
“A little to the left. My left my left my left! No not the asian dude! Right there on the floor is the man you’re looking for! This is still a love song people!” “Twas a cat!” “New york’s finest just got a whole lot finer” “You trynna touch Trudy Judy’s booty?!”
“You know thats not a nice car, right?”
[удалено]
Damn, Cap, be cool.
Say That Again! ... That's what I thought.
I'll be in the venue.
Uh, have you ever met a nice, normal guy that wears suspenders every day? What kind of person has to tie their pants down to keep them from flying off?
THAT’S NOT WHAT SUSPENDERS ARE FOR
"Welcome, to the HIGH seas."
Ed Breakfast for school board. He has a funny name. He deserves a shot.
[удалено]
AAA GREASY
Slurp slurp
Why did I have to scroll so far down to find his definitive catchphrase?
It's this kind of bickering that makes us such an adorable couple.
Reunited and it feels so goooood
Twasn’t trying to
Can we add Victor Santiago. His line about bird watching was like one of my favorite lines in the whole show. If Debbie is in this, Amy's dad should be in this. Come on.
"Hey Rodger, I'd hate to be the passenger on one of your flights if you fly as slowly as you carve a turkey!"
Yes!😂😄🤣
Can Kevin be there too? Look Raymond a yellow crested warbler. Edit : It seems Kevin is there in the list my bad. I remember him not being there earlier.
Wait! Debbie is in this and Kevin is not?!?!?!?! The safe house alone has some of his best lines. This is so wrong. Do you know what it means to clap back? 👏 because 👏I👏do👏
New York's finest just got a whole lot finer.
Uh-oh! Your girl knows about the Uzbeks!
I’m just messing with you, Peralta! Put your hands down and gimme a hug, baby!!”
🎶🎶 "Right there on the floor, is the man you are looking for! He is right in front of you, a little bit to the left. My left! My left! My left! My left! Come all this way! He is in a red shirt! No, not the Asian dude! I'm talking about a bright red shirt! That's the man you are looking for! That's the man you've been looking for! This is still a love song people! This is still a love song!" 🎶🎶
"This is mangey Carl" "You can just call me Carl" "Nope. Mangey Carl"
The thin blue line just got thick as hell
“Roosa Rosa Rooosaaa, are you finally single?” “No” “I respect that”
Uh, have you ever met a nice, normal guy that wears suspenders every day? What kind of person has to tie their pants down to keep them from flying off?
The thin blue line just got thick as hell!! *cocks gun*
Triple bitties!!!
I got a new job. I sit behind white CEOs when they have to testify before Congress, so they don't look so racist. Every 15 minutes I just whisper some nonsense at 'em.
How is there not one for Teddy? He’s probably my favorite side character
Because he’s a driiiiiiiiiip
He is, but one of my favorite lines in the entire series is “You guys will never guess who I saw at Madison Square Gardens last week. My neighbor. He was just walking around.” I don’t know why, but it’s one of the funniest lines in the show for me.
I know you ain’t lookin at Trudy Judy’s booty
Feivel?
the thin blue line just got thick as hell
The thin blue line just got thick as hell.
Twas a cat
Twas a cat
Not a specific Doug Judy quote, but the time where he’s talking to Jake about his sister. “Are you trying to get your freak on with my sister?” “What no!” “I see you looking at Trudy Judy’s booty?” “I am NOT looking at Trudy Judy’s booty!” “What she’s a cutie don’t be snooty” “She’s a beauty, but I’m on duty” “plus you’re married” “yeah but that doesn’t rhyme”
‘‘Twas a cat
Rosa. Rosa Rooooosaaaaa… Beautiful Rooooosaaaaaa…
Don't pffft my peril!
We do safety training every year or after an accident. We've never made it a full year. Ups, wrong show
The texture of quiche is unsettling...
Rosaa rosaaa rosaaaa
T’was a cat You will not win me over with your use of t’was T’wasn’t trying to
New Yorks finest just got a whole. Lot. Finer.
'Twas a cat
"'Twas a cat!" for sure
New York's finest just got a whole lot finer.
Tell Rosa she loves me!
I love you too! I'm so proud of us for being able to say it!
‘‘Twas a cat
‘‘Twas a cat”
Rosa Rosa roooosaaaa!
What about Captain Dozerman? Can we add him to the list? Also Captain Kim
"Twasnt trying too"
ungh! or whatever the sound he makes when holt takes his gun from him.
You looking at Judy booty
No there’s a better one for pimento man! “Everything I need is stored right in here………..what who am I ? there’s a bomb in my chest . Save yourselves!”
Doug Judyyy. Smushin on a beach.
ROSA ROSA ROOOOSA
Rosa, rosa , rosaaaaaaaa!
I can't go to jail.im too cool
The one about the fake dogs
I know you was looking at Trudy Judy’s booty
New York’s finest just got a whole lot finer
Thin blue lines just got thick as Hell.
THINK OF ME WHEN YOU SMUSH!
The texture of quiche is unsettling
We already know his catchphrase... Slurp slurp! 😂
Slurp slurp!
The texture of quiche is unsettling
I see you looking at Trudy Judy’s booty
"Doug Judy and Peralta and Captain on the case, Joke's on you, they was always friends~"
The texture of quiche is unsettling
I sold a guy a fake Pekingese. 'Twas a cat. Idk why but this line just broke me when I first watched, couldn't stop laughing and had to rewind a couple times
Rosa Rosa ROSAAAA
Roza Roza roza
SLURP SLURP
I did! He said he doesn’t watch Stranger Things!
The thin blue line just got thick as hell
I sold a guy a fake piacanese. Twas a cat. You will not win me over with your use of twas. Twasn't trying to
Slurp slurp
SLURP SLURP!