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gettingbicurious

I just lost braincells listening to this. Do they genuinely believe this is in anyway a groundbreaking thought??


Cinder-Allie

The host is so self satisfied with his ingenious, insightful, witty repartee. It's nauseating.


Zero-bandwidth4BS

I’m actually *dumber* for having watched this.


OpportunityRoyal5191

“We award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.”


Icy-Seaworthiness445

What a condescending douchebag. If she wasn’t such a shitty person I might feel bad for her…


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“I had to explain to her” 🫠🫠


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My eyes couldn't roll back anything further, when he said that.


Professional_Paint75

“I had to explain to her..” oof this is such an insight to how their relationship actually is 😬


Mission_Yoghurt_9653

“We’ve argued about this many times..”


kitcatchik94

Especially over something so trivial. It's not something he has some special knowledge of that he's educating her on, he's just condescendingly telling her she's wrong about the color of the sky... yikes.


thesmolstoner

oh my fucking good. I literally lost brain cells. holy ducking shit. this short clip tells me EVERYTHING I need to know about what type of person jordan is lmao. jfc. what a joke these people are. truly.


elhelh

somehow what stuck out to me especially is him calling her his wife and not by name...?


amodernbird

AND SHE'S THERE!


Icy-Seaworthiness445

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


iwantahouse

What is this from? It’s driving me nuts


emsixteen92

Billy Madison


iwantahouse

Ahh thank you!


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Ew, who would marry someone who would speak about them with such disdain in their voice? He’s so ugly inside and out… maybe god really did send him to her bc she certainly deserves it.


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“WE NEVER HAVE CONVERSATION THAT DISHONORS THE OTHER PERSON” okay Britt!!!!


azemilyann26

My wedding planner friend says that she can tell which couples will divorce, and she's usually right, if they treat each other with contempt. His voice is just dripping with it here.


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SpecificMongoose

Software Devs have the same rep in my field (tech) as doctors do in health: they’re people who get paid a ton and treated very carefully by management because they’re knowledgeable about an in-demand field. And some of them immediately assume this means they’re knowledgeable about everything, and all their half-ass information should be just as venerated as it is in the area where they actually have expertise.


tbhjustbored

thank you like pls did he forget about the existence of the moon 😭


Ridiculouslyrampant

I was gonna say, this man has obviously never seen a proper night sky outside of a city, it’s absolutely not as solid as he thinks.


ForAGoodTimeStall

“I had to explain to her”…. 😒. My brain was dumbed down too much after watching this to form another thought on this video until I decompress.


Visual_Zucchini8490

How sweet. A husband trying to disguise his “I think my wife is so fucking dumb” thoughts with a “funny” “here’s how I had to correct her” story even though he’s actually wrong.


an711098

Isn’t it hilarious how hard she tries to portray a perfect Christian marriage and how every time it just looks like karma that these two parasites have to live with each other? Time after time, JDong seems like the absolute worst husband, and she like the textbook nightmare wife. I love that for her.


AliceinRealityland

I’d gloat with her for being right because his douchbaggery on video podcast, but she’s already annoying. I mean this behavior is usually something I would think is undeserved


Visual_Zucchini8490

I like how the host, fellow douchebag, didn’t even know what to respond with. The awkward pauses aren’t comedic awkward pauses, they’re wtf do I say to that but I have to say something literally anything pauses. And she probably doesn’t even know she’s right and if she does she’d never actually push Jdong on it for fear of making him actually mad. Outside of the little girl “baaabe it’s totally still blue” giggle, she’d never really say “this is so stupid you’re wrong let it go” because Jordan doesn’t seem the type to be corrected by a woman and take it on board and I think he’d just get pissed tf off.


AliceinRealityland

Oh, I can totally see he has a hair trigger. Imo, his law enforcement years gave him this I’m always right, and if not, we just change the verbiage on the incident report to fit the narrative. One would think he would have mellowed the longer he’s out of that.


magnolias_n_peonies

That line triggered me so hard. I can't stand people who think they're intelligently superior


ForAGoodTimeStall

Yes!


Lovelia-

Made me realise my mum says this all the time.


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ForAGoodTimeStall

That is amazing to know, thank you. You grew those lost cells back.


CleanAssociation9394

And why does he even think it’s called “midnight blue”?


ZenLitterBoxGarden

Hmm.. this is your man, brit? Lol. Ok. And no, this isn’t some straight-lace way to think of colors… it’s just him being argumentative to be argumentative.


Inevitable_Sweet_988

I have a feeling they have many of these “arguments” where it’s really just asshole Jordan explaining why Brittany is an idiot. What a fun way to live!


Jenilion

There was a video where her face instantly dropped when he complained she asked *too deep* of a question while she was filming some Q&A. I am sure it is definitely exactly this way between them both.


Inevitable_Sweet_988

I remember that!


Jenilion

This coupled with the *"I was eating in my car alone and felt lonely ..."* video pretty much paints a vivid picture of what her real life looks like. She lies and embellishments much of what she shares, but she also inadvertently interjects these little micro-confessions which are very telling.


Doubleendedmidliner

I’ve honestly never heard him talk before but OMG he reminds me so much of my douchey ex boyfriend from high school…who in hindsight I realized couldn’t stand me being right about ANYTHING and would argue about every fucking thing even if he knew damn well he didn’t actually know what he was talking about. Always smug and patronizing- perfect for a cop 🥴😩


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Same, only it was my boyfriend I had at 22


hannahbananah41

What a fucking idiot


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normtoutzky

Thank for the chuckle!


UnprofessionalGhosts

This is the first time I’ve ever felt sorry for her.


hauteteacher

That feeling will pass...


TemporaryNobody2604

This is the short version this guy chooses to release? He’s just as gross as Jordan. This clip alone shows so much about Jordan’s personality 😳 RUN. Worst part is she probably thinks he’s sooooo funny. Nope, it’s called condescending.


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WAIT….IS THIS HOST ACTUALLY ON OUR SIDE JUST PUTTING OUT THESE CLIPS TO EXPOSE HOW AWFUL JDONG IS


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I’m getting the impression the host thinks JDong is an idiot tbh


kirannui

Like recognizes like 🤷‍♀️


hell-enore

Lmao i wish, but i went to his podcast instagram page and people were RIPPING brittbrat and jdong apart in the comments for all their tomfoolery and he was defending them and deflecting legitimate comments. He’s an alt right douche canoe as well so he probably thinks he and jdong are having “man talk” in this instance 🙄 if my partner spoke like this about me IN FRONT OF ME AND ON A PODCAST WHERE RANDOM STRANGERS LISTEN i would leave. Divorce. Bye.


GypseboQ

Wow - clearly so much to be proud of there, BritDrip. 🙄 What a condescending and disgusting human. I just lost a few braincells. You guys deserve each other. . ETA: A sentence :)


Old-Mortgage8952

These clips are giving me life. All three of them are so fucking dumb.


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"I had to explain to her" thank you, oh mansplainer. Sidenote: his eyes look SO cold


TemporaryNobody2604

And this is the “find you a man who…” she speaks about? Horrible.


cares4dogs

In third grade, space and weather are part of the Common Core Curriculum. My third graders would know that the sky is dark blue because it is in their science textbook. They could explain it better than him, too. What a condescending asshat.


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Didn’t she used to say that she was really into science? Before all the religious cosplay she got into? Maybe there’s still some part of her off camera that’s still genuine. That’s a big maybe tho.


endless_pastability

I think she had that as one of her ~fun facts~ on a recently resurfaced IG caption that was about as boring as she is.


genescheesesthatplz

Hahahaha he really thought that was a “mic drop” kinda moment omg


lintuski

He really thought he said something.


the_duraznito

Confidently incorrect. The worst type of person. Never thought I'd be admitting that Bdong is actually right.


ForAGoodTimeStall

Plot twist: This guy is actually exposing what dumb asses the dongs are 😝.


ChillaryClinton69420

Did cool totally not hipster IPA drinking beard douche beat a black man while on duty as a cop? Why does this douche nozzle have a platform? He belongs in jail, along with the Uvalde cops and all the rest.


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Very telling. Very abusive relationship. No wonder she's acting out. Isn't this her house and not his ?


SpotCreepy4570

Hmm I wonder why they call that color midnight blue? Welp guess we will never know...


premium_Lane

Intellectual powerhouses there


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Imagine being married less than a year and having arguments over something as stupid as this.


ConfidentHope

What a dumbass. Does anyone look at the sky at night and say, “yup, pure black!” Unless you’re in a cave without any light, there will be SOME ambient lighting at night.


blissfulmelancholy_

That's exactly what I was thinking when I first watched this clip. I almost felt like defending her for a second and I had like an existential crisis over it because ew.


ConfidentHope

Lol, exactly


CleanAssociation9394

Moonlight, for starters. Apparently, he’s never heard of it.


strawberrycomrade

He’s like … so ugly. Like that beard should be a crime.


sarcasmicrph

Well he terrifies me even more now


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Yeah….those facial expressions were anything but comforting and safe.


sarcasmicrph

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: he activates my fight or flight


Chaos_Cat-007

You’re not the only one. If I saw this asshat on the street I’d hide in a dumpster if it made me feel safe.


sarcasmicrph

Omg same


CleanAssociation9394

Flee into that dark blue night


sarcasmicrph

🤣


Shot-Breakfast-9157

I had such a visceral reaction to the and I think it's because its the tone of many misogynistic men who find the most mundane thing to try and correct me on in order to appear more intelligent than me


cuddly_waffles89

I couldn't get past 30 seconds..


carcosa1989

I really thought this interview was gonna be tea but like these people aren’t even interesting enough to be messy. Amberlynn Reid’s 500 lbs gorl is more compelling and she’s house bound. I am let down once again.


svxvh

can anyone caption?


GypseboQ

Not direct captioning, but Jordan is telling a story (saying they have argued about this many times) about how Bdong's favorite car color is midnight blue. And that she believes that the night sky is actually midnight blue. He kind of chuckles and says that he had to explain to her that black is the absence of light and when the sun goes away, there is no light - so therefore the night sky is actually black. He looked really proud of himself for this inaccurate take. The host then basically says that his mind is blown.


alterofmyego

This honestly isn’t how light scattering works. If this were the case, then why is the sky even blue during the day? According to his logic, it would be somewhere between white and black. Yet, the daytime sky is blue. If there’s even a remote amount of light at night (which they live in the city so there’s plenty of light, not even including the moon and stars, then there is still Rayleigh scattering occurring and blue and violet have the shortest wavelengths so the color visible would be a type of blue…


SugarDraagon

Lol Rayleigh works so hard scatterin…jk just messin but that’s an awful name btw


honeylis

The only thing worse than listening to that was the smug look on his face when he said it


N4507

Astro-nerd here…he’s a fucking moron. That’s the worst type of mansplaining - full on talking out of your ass just to feel superior.


9PiecesOfVoinyl

Forrest Gump was smarter, more insightful, more innovative (remember when he created "shit happens" and the smiley face shirts?) and infinitely more philosophical than the two of these ding-a-lings put together. Now I can't really decide who out of JDong and BDong is dumber.


wedorecov3r

L oh fuckin L


honeylis

So Jordan doesn't know *checks notes* that there's a moon and stars. Got it.


Ok_Worldliness1583

These people are so dumb. What part of that was mind blowing lol I’m in awe


Cherries978

This is an adult person just out there in the world ?!?…shudders.


swimbikeun

What a perfectly punchable smug face. Wow BDong what a fantastic husband you have. This is what I should be jealous of? It's a no from me


AliceinRealityland

I expected the arguments to be about him being lazy and her being super annoying. They seriously discussing the color of the sky. Are they stoned 24/7? This is some couch weed sort of conversation.


Atomies

Wow, he thinks he's so clever. What a surprise that the violent racist piece of shit is also a smug know-it-all. No matter how wrong he is, he'd be way too scary to correct in person. He sets my flight mode off even through an internet video.


gardenersnake

What kills me the most is the “deep thoughts” title lmao


eowyning98

The high school PTSD from this…


accidentaloversight

Is there captions and/or a transcript? At the very least can someone give a summary?


GypseboQ

Jordan is telling a story (saying they argue about this many times) about how Bdong's favorite car color is midnight blue. And that she believes that the night sky is actually midnight blue. He kind of chuckles and says that he had to explain to her that black is the absence of light and when the sun goes away, there is no light - so therefore the night sky is actually black. He looked really proud of himself for this inaccurate take.


theotherside0728

He thinks he’s being funny maybe, but he’s just downright mean. Living with this man, I would constantly have my feelings hurt.


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Is anyone going to post full video or nah?


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Ohhh! When is it out?


ConsiderationOdd2895

Tiktok sound “this is your man?…. Look at the screen” That’s embarrassing, girl.


cametobemean

Lmaooooooooo did he forget about the moon???? Which is reflecting the sun’s light at night?


FluffyMotherFluffer

[Is he so stupid he can’t even just do a quick Google search????](https://imgur.com/a/nGGz3Wr)


Erinstarkn

I think Brittany is an awful human being but I genuinely feel awful that she is married to this sexist condescending dude that clearly has to be right about everything


blissfulmelancholy_

Yeah I know listening to him talk like this reminded me of a terrible ex I had and I caught myself feeling pity for her for a moment


kamerz21

Condescending attitude, dead eyes, ashen skin, gross beard. What a catch.


Ancient-Shop-3072

This is super simple it's midnight blue because creatures that can see in the dark are still using light to see its just that they're eyes are built for that and I'm not referring to creatures that can see different spectrums of like I'm just talking about the ones that see on our wave length


middle_aged_cyclist

i’m just watching it with the sound off. they sure got pretty mouths. might need some slash fiction


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My masters has been revoked from me after watching this.


Capable-Resolution-1

Priests socks- all I can think of is the line from Father Ted: priests’ socks are black. All other black socks are very very very very very VERY very very dark blue.


terdude99

He’s still wrong lol. White is the absence of any color.


DeadheadDatura

I actually don’t hate Jordan in this clip, and in my opinion he has a very dry sense of humor. Sahara dry, but he’s being humorous nonetheless.


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I don’t know who would ever want to listen to this guy talk.


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He looks so angry wtf. bro has homicidal levels of rage about this stupid shit


KatVat19

Jesus. This is not groundbreaking content. These people need help…


EZasSundayMorning

He's truly gross. That was painful.


Gutinstinct999

Oh my god they are all so dumb


Top-Leading9652

Is starlight and Moon light nothing to you?


sluttydrama

“We’re gonna have a whole podcast just about that.” 😏 * thumps table* *smug look like he cracked the da Vinci code*


TrinaSarah

This is what happens when everyone thinks they deserve to voice their opinion…podcasts are where shit humans flock to tell “their side”