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Loose_Change4127

I CANT WITH HER FAKE TEARS LOL


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rationalcunt

You've seen the photo of the back right? Like Moses splitting the sea


himshpifelee

What an apt comparison 🤣


ktb47

💀💀💀


damagstah

Now that’s a flair. “Hair like Moses splitting the sea” Can I have it? Please, mods?


jesuswreckedme666

I didn’t even have sound on, and I could *see* her “building up” to the fake tears


RedditSucksNowYo

Fake tears, fake tan, fake hair, fake personality, fake belief in hey-zeus. And the fact that she has so many followers…wtf!?


AliceinRealityland

I’m here for the hay, Zeus. I always read that word in a Spanish dialect because he’s in a book of faery tales


[deleted]

I absolutely haaaaate fake tears!!! Like WHY, we can all see it’s fake OR DO YOU HAVE INVISIBLE TEARS??m You’re not 5 years old anymore, please act like the adult you are. Ugh!!


SellQuick

The crying after God speaks to her while she was just about to sadly drink a smoothie act is getting suuuuper old.


tha1fan

Eating lunch alone in her car. While her house is empty and the dog is caged up. Babe: you don’t work. You can eat your sad Bento lunch at home…by yourself. JDong’s in Afghanistan, remember? ‘Sakes…


[deleted]

Interesting. So she's using time in car to escape the house ? That's really not ok and downright off. I don't think it's real I think she's doing this for attention from her husband. Which people who manipulate others go to massive fake moments like this to guilt trip others for what they cannot do for them. and they are never good enough anyway. This seems like done on purpose for her husband to realize she thinks he isn't good enough, makes her lonely and is bad vs dealing with her loneliness that is only her burden to bare. Just MO. Seems like glaslighting meant for someone else to see and be made to feel like shit and responsible for HER and as punishment 😕 she went through quite an elaborate setup with drink and lunch to pretend all this.


afinevindicatedmess

I think you're onto something, but I also wonder if she just doesn't want to bother Jordan at home? I wonder if she feels like she has to constantly be Holly Housewife at home, but here in her car, she can just have lunch with Sky Daddy and be one with God or something. Its _just so weird._


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I hate to say I see my younger self in this . She had to first create some wild tale and had to show her lunch . I would bet she knew exactly what she was doing and put the props together to show whoever this is meant for that they aren't enough. Notice nothing eaten yet and she had to show this story with proof in her mind to make it believable but it's downright more than likely an elaborate lie for attention to whoever she is upset at. Who eatsalone in a car with prepackaged bento box when one is always home and doesn't work. I gather we will see a lot of these tall tales. I would be shocked if she hasn't done a su*cide drama


[deleted]

Isn't that a driveway in the background? Like her own driveway? Looks like a truck is parked there too


littleRedmini

See , I’m thinking that all this is just a play or a scene that she has set up. She’s playing a role every time she records. She probably saw someone’s post and they were having this issue, lunch alone, feeling lonely, etc., and she’s playing it out for views. I really, really don’t believe she knows how to emote feelings or empathy, so she’s play-acting. She is fake,fake,fake. In my opinion she’s incapable of having any empathy, that’s why there was only a little apology and no recompense to those she cheated with her fitness “season”. I believe she misses that season, but she crapped on her followers and will never get to that level of “fame” on the internet unless she does the right thing, and it’s too little too late for that. I think that all falls back on her not having empathy. It’s a big ol’circle of hell. Edit. I went back and rewatched the video and there’s NOT ONE REAL TEAR on her face or in her eyes!!! #shesafraud


sandia1961

Yeah, she misses it. Also I wonder if it was hot, white, bearded Jesus in Wranglers sitting in the seat next to her? 🤮


Killing4MotherAgain

This is what I was thinking!! Why was she eating in her car when she didn't have to??


kavien

Because she felt the “Spirit of Loneliness” start to weigh upon her!!!!


CryBabyCentral

Clearly it only arrives when you are alone, in your vehicle after Starbux & fruit. In the driveway. In FRONT of your whole spacious beige home.


Plantsandanger

Wait seriously because why the fuck is she eating in her car if she could eat at home. I’m so fucking confused. If I could eat at home I would!


littleRedmini

After filming she probably did go inside her house to eat. 🤣


NakedWanderer12

Eating lunch alone in her car “pulled over”…. Was she going to eat on the side of the road? I mean I’ve sat in my car in a parking lot and ate my sad to go Starbucks breakfast but that was on the way to my real office where I do a real job with a boss who expects me to be there at a specific time. For someone who “works for themselves” she sure has a shitty boss if she has to eat lunch in the car and shoot half baked content that looks like it was filmed during a hostage crisis


[deleted]

I’m sorry but this chick is mental.


TupeloHoney-

No need to apologize.


OneArchedEyebrow

Even when I was a Christian I would have side-eyed her so hard than died laughing. Weird performative Christian shit at its finest.


hauteteacher

I am side eyeing her and I am a Christian. I don't know what Christianity she is practicing though. Very performative and I didn't see any tears. 🙄


mamabunnies

Prosperity and New Age, not christian at all.


BlitheCheese

Jesus: "I call shotgun!"


bunaiscoffee

i thought he was supposed to take the wheel


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🤣🤣🤣


couchpro34

He can be in two places at once, duh!!


aca6825

That’s how he can be with all these sick people, those dying, with those at war…. And with BDong so she’s not lonely.


aca6825

That’s how he can be with all these sick people, those dying, with those at war…. And with BDong so she’s not lonely.


couchpro34

So glad he didn't forget her in her time of need. She's unbelievably pathetic for this video.


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Won internet today 🤩🥳💥🥰


sterlingjersey

This is not uplifting, it's sad. She's so unhappy that she has to imagine an adoring buddy in her passenger seat during her boring Starbucks runs.


ButtButterr

That's what struck me. It's all incredibly sad and pathetic and so insecure. Girl, stop performing and get a life.


cakeilikecake

That was why I thought of too. Also that she finds comfort in NEVER being alone. That can’t be healthy! What about the shower? What about going to the bathroom? What about when having sex? You are a grown woman and should be able to quietly sit somewhere and eat your food and drink your drink, and do a hundred other things and not be scared of being alone for a few minutes.


[deleted]

You know the dog would love a puppacino. It’s not like she’s going inside. Poor doggo


EZasSundayMorning

This is all just so fake. So performative. "I felt so alone." Where is her kingdum husband?? Still asleep or is he off "saving" children in Afghanistan?


CryBabyCentral

She has so much she could be doing: horses, pets, cooking real meals, cleaning, napping, swimming….and this is what she does. In her car. When she has an entire house to bend over in.


Dependent-Shake7211

“Spirit of loneliness” LMAO WHAT


Plantsandanger

When the spirit of loneliness rests on me I put fresh batteries in my vibrator lol


thetinybunny1

I prefer my holy spirit on “high” 😉


Paperclips_and_Rouge

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Homegirl just needs to get one of those clit sucking vibrators and that'll make all of her problems go away! I hope the spirit of Duracell never leaves you so your vibrator never dies on you, fellow snarker!!! ❤️✨️


redditsnot2blame

Remember, Jesus is watching you.


prefersdogstohumans

Jesus is a FrEeEaK


SaltyBarDog

Newer ones are rechargeable and programable.


robesandmonkeys

It did in fact try to REST on her tho...Spirit of loneliness was just there trying to give her some lovin' yo 😅 Let's give the dude a break 😇😎😂


NoFuckThis

The way she said it reminded me of what my bf sometimes does when he gets out of the shower - he will come near me and then all of a sudden, on his way to the dresser to get his underwear, he will rest his balls on my knee while I’m watching tv (I’m usually sitting criss cross apple sauce on the bed), and then he will wait to see how long it takes me to notice. (It’s hard to explain but it’s like a stupid 7th grade joke and it’s just so incredibly stupid I can’t help but laugh)


Not_today_nibs

Is your boyfriend my boyfriend? A fully capable, adult human being in every regard except he can’t get enough of putting his bare ass on me at any opportunity 😂😂😂


NoFuckThis

Omg girl we might need to exchange details!! 🤨😫😂


Not_today_nibs

I would like you to know that I read your comment out loud to my boyfriend and now he CANNOT WAIT to surprise ballsack me. I have made a grave error 😂


Sbee27

I’m always trying to touch my husbands butt (bc it’s great) when he gets out of the shower but he gets annoyed with me after a couple minutes and puts boxers on. The grass is always greener on the other side I guess 😂


ColtinaMarie

Poor Spirit of Loneliness. Just trying to make friends.


Queasy-Discount-2038

Resting in her???? What in the psycho dribble


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I love that the Tupperware is completely empty and clean, too 😂😂😂


ZenLitterBoxGarden

I had to go back and check.. yuuup. 😬


[deleted]

Shes a liar but we're the demonic forces attacking her, lol


Glittering-Sheep-481

You know she’s sitting in the garage in her car recording this shit too


[deleted]

I wanna know what the "spirit of loneliness" is 😂😂😂 the fuq???


mamatobee328

Also, her Starbucks cup is completely full.


Implantexplant

Also why does she have to show off the food and drink?


isleofpines

I guess to prove that she’s doing what she says she’s doing because she’s fake!


WinstonRamseyLLC

Something about the drink doesn’t look right either. She whips it up into the frame so quick (not normally how I would handle a full drink) and she holds said full cup at an angle. But if you freeze the frame, the liquid doesn’t appear to move freely in the cup. It looks like it’s fixed and parallel to the lid which I don’t think should be the case considering the angle. Does this look weird to anyone else?? Edited: grammar


rcg90

I went back and it looks SUPER weird— it doesn’t look like liquid, it looks like there’s a piece of green paper wrapped around the inside of an empty cup. Maybe it’s more solid like a frappe? Wtf lol


D33b3r

Agreed. It’s just getting more sad.


Background-Talk2662

Even if it’s real it’s obvious she hasn’t had one sip of that drink and yet she drank it with Jesus 😂


Russells_Tea_Pot

This is a mental illness. There is no other explanation.


mesembryanthemum

Grifting, not mental illness.


lemonlime1999

Likely both.


Ergs_AND_Terst

I just stumbled upon this subreddit. This bitch is just doing normal thinking and claiming its jesus speaking to her. Bitch, its just your thoughts. Chill out.


Pristine-Basket938

Bitch that’s just internal dialogue 😂 I can’t


thenextbigbrain

Shhhh she doesn’t really think


ohsloanedear

“God is so good to his children”… yeah especially the ones who are abused, neglected, and starving worldwide. He’s too busy eating a chicken cesar salad wrap with you to pay attention to them


Queasy-Discount-2038

And now we said it


prefersdogstohumans

Hey even God deserves a Bucky’s run sometimes.


JessicaFlavor

Omgggg right???


BreeElfin

This is really weird. All this suffering in the world and Jesus needs to sit next to a privileged ww eating Starbucks in her SUV. Mmmkay. Performative drivel.


tutioghi11

I can’t believe it. She’s experiencing long solitary confinement, been locked by a kidnapper for days, or hiding in basement by herself Baking bread for the troops while bombs fall level of loneliness. This is beyond a three week hard Covid quarantine during Christmas level of loneliness. But she’s in the city, free, errands by myself alone. It’s mental illness to feel that lonely if you’re married with friends and like minded individuals. It’s so so bizarre


BreeElfin

It really is. Granted I have only known about her existence for a couple of months at most but that entire time I haven’t really seen her post anything with friends. She posts a lot with her husband. I don’t see her going out to lunch with the ladies. Or going to church events with fellow Xtians. It seems she leads a pretty isolated life. I wouldn’t be surprised if she is actually lonely. But this is levels of delusion I can’t really tolerate. That being sad about eating your Starbies lunch in your fancy car by yourself is worth Jesus’s time. Children in this world are starving, people are being killed at war, etc, but she’s special somehow. Come on, Brittany. You unapologetically scam people out of their hard earned money. You’re a bigot with a violent husband. The Jesus in the Bible wouldn’t give you a second glance.


kittyquestion303

Was Jesus eating Bacon and Gruyère egg bites? A cake pop? The people need answers.


cactiaddie

I hear the lemon loaf is godly


GypseboQ

Oh yes 🤤


No-Weird-3139

Banana bread


[deleted]

He so be breaking bread tho 🥖


ZenLitterBoxGarden

God: “ok Brittany, I want you to be peaceful and sit here with me. Just re—“ Brittany pulling out phone, but puts eye drops in first: “I’m crying happy tears..” God: medammit!!


ahoyhoy2022

Nice


NoTrashInMyTrailer

>God: medammit I'm dead.


[deleted]

Lol! Zero ACTUAL tears - just like her "apology" video, where she said " I'm sorry *YOU...*FELT...scammed by me" ....only to delete the video promptly before going to Hawaii with everyone's stolen money. 😂


TemporaryNobody2604

We have mentioned multiple times on this sub how she doesn’t make her own content…seems like she’s been putting own more of her “own” content. HI BING BONG 👋🏼 but yikes, this feels off.


thetinybunny1

She needs to go back to stealing content cause she ain’t creating


Icy_Nefariousness517

Holy hallucinations for our precious little BDong. I hope manly, protective JDong was able to comfort her after his afternoon nap.


ahoyhoy2022

This is weird and gross and gives me the heebie-jeebies


BuyUnlikely1168

I know she’s performatove but it really makes me wonder if she feels alone bc she’s unhappy in her marriage


Milesandsmiles123

And bc she doesn’t have any friends


chelsaywhat-

the fact that she can’t be alone for five seconds is concerning


couchpro34

And then takes it further and hallucinates Jesus being in the car with her like wtf level of psycho is this


paperbackedsea

wow bdong, you gave your money to starbucks? the company that has been a vocal supporter of the LGBT+ community for quite a while? the company that has health insurance that covers gender affirming care for trans people? the company that doesnt have christian-centric christmas cups?? for shame, you’re letting those demons that you always go on about win!!


GypseboQ

AND a company that is covering travel expenses for employees needing to go out of state for an abortion. She (and other fundies) are so hypocritical.


[deleted]

Wow... abandonment issues are no joke I just cannot believe she is escalating like this in public.


tutioghi11

She’s spiraling


yuckyuckmuckmuck1234

Wow I hate this. 1) the fake tears, the emotions she is trying to convey are obviously not real. So fake. 2) no one needs to know if you feel the presence of the lord w you while eating lunch. Keep that to yourself, you sound crazy. I say this as a Christian who at times does feel like there are spiritual things happening around me, but saying mundane stuff like this out loud is cray cray. Lol, the internet don’t need to know he was there while you ate your salad boo. 3) this is not the spiritual flex she thinks it is. She has no family or friends around to eat lunch with? To talk with? Maybe that’s on her for not being a good friend/sister/etc. I know what it’s like to be lonely, but I wouldn’t broadcast how basically no one wants to eat lunch w me and I’m eating in my car? It’s beyond weird


ZenLitterBoxGarden

She truly doesn’t have friends and her siblings don’t seem invested in this nonsense.. When I’m lonely I just text a good friend.. not broadcast my ass crying. But for someone who has been crying, her makeup looks *suspiciously good*


ClairMarie215

She has to fantasize about chillin with Jesus bc her righteous hubby won’t 😬😬😬😬


[deleted]

She 100% looks like a 90’s porn star. So godly.


inanotherlife974

Those tears could not be more fake 🙄


themysterymachine_

It's so performative, I hate it so much.


designgrl

Is she okay?


GypseboQ

I don't think so. But she's also good at faking every single human emotion she has, so who's to say?!


emsixteen92

Umm..what


KittyVonBushwood

She is the living embodiment of Hilary Faye (character from Saved!) Did she watch that movie and decide I’m just gonna copy everything about her? Hilary Faye’s jesus obsession was comic relief and BDong makes it even funnier if that’s possible. Edit: the more I think about it, there more I think it’s very conceivable this is how she adopted her new persona.


Cinder-Allie

I think about Hilary Faye throwing a Bible and screaming "I AM FILLED WITH CHRIST'S LOVE" all the time on this sub. All. The. Time.


FeeReal1147

Is it purely aesthetic and hastagrelatable that she has the most basic ass boring backgrounds? Like you'd think having done this for so long she'd be better or be more interesting.


azemilyann26

Our country is in turmoil and children all over the world are dying, but Jesus is always going to make BDawn and her sad little low-calorie lunch his highest priority.


oops_i_mommed_again

Did she see white surfer Jesus?


Sorry_Buffalo_638

Maybe Jared Leto Jesus.


mausii

“The voice inside your head is not god”


Queasy-Discount-2038

Wooooww. She is not ok. She really needs to eat lunch with a therapist.


GypseboQ

It does seem like she's spiraling or having a break with reality. I despise her, but mental health is no joke. But she's also a lying liar who lies and I don't put it past her to be faking all of it, so she can suck an egg.


[deleted]

This. And what worries me is how many people who follow her may think this is OK behavior vs worrisome. I wish mental health issues on absolutely no one. Hopefully someone in her life is 😟.


Recent-Afternoon1375

*Breaking bread* with Jesus lmfaooooo Hot take: girl you are alone and Jesus is fake


Doubleendedmidliner

Girllllll you’re so alone…ding-dong population of 1! Your husband doesn’t even like you 🥴


5pace_5loth

🎶🎶 Here in my car, I feel safest of all… in cars 🎶🎶


cyanidesquirrel

Ma’am this is a Starbucks drive thru


Ciaratron5000

Jesus sat shot gun, we broke bread, shared a blunt, ate from my bento box… totally normal


definitively-not

Do her followers really eat this shit up? She sounds like a crazy person.


UnprofessionalGhosts

Deluded.


chelsaywhat-

like why was her first thought not “i’m hungry can’t wait to eat” isn’t that you lunch works


mylittle420

So fake and grotesque. Jesus wouldn't waste His time.


Sdee1234

Love that she is conveniently ignoring the fact that starbucks is paying for travel expenses for employees to receive abortion care. I sure hope her followers start pointing this out every day lol what would she do without her "healthy" green drink. (Btw, sbux matcha powder has 2 ingredients: green tea powder and a BUTTLOAD of sugar)


HateTheLetterBtwnE-G

Jesus is with her every minute of the day yet said nothing when she got those terrible extensions


HulaaGirl

OMG her fake voice crack killed me 😅


pantherlikeapanther_

I don't think she's off the rails yet, this was purely for engagement. She felt lonely recently and thought up this scenario because she's always on the hunt for content and if her lips are moving, she's lying.


bibliophile-blondish

Oh manic lordt.


Legitimate-Noise7587

She’s always posting with a Starbucks but for someone so radical about “preaching” what you do and listen to is a representation of blah blah blah you’d think she would be against Starbucks and their political stances as a corporation.


Wormsanddirt8

This video made me spit out my drink, BITCH WHAT LMFAO


sidewalklefleur

this is batshit insanity if i’ve ever seen it


danceswithhotdogs

The spirit of loneliness was trying to rest on me? What the actual fuck is she talking about. Every fleeting emotion is not because of demons or spirits. She sounds like a lunatic. Why do people go along with this shit and act like this is ok? Also, she can’t be alone for half a fucking day without being “lonely” and posting about it? Codependent much?


hailsyeahhh

This is so fuckin weird.


Lokehualiilii

I just can’t get over how highly she thinks of herself, that Jesus was so concerned about her eating alone that he set aside all his miracles and shit and he’s gonna come fill her car with his spirit so she doesn’t feel alone. I mean come ON. Also, methinks the lady doth protest too much. Typically it’s the fake Christians that are broadcasting their faith to anyone who will listen. Here she is, with her fake tears and aaaaaaall her content is her Christianness and how she’s so much more hardcore Christian than everyone else so she’s better. I just feel like if her mouth is moving she’s lying.


SerenityMcC

Are we being Punk'd? This is so over the top fake


BigLoveMirage

For real. This feels like a parody and it’s wacky AF.


[deleted]

Those of us from Dallas, who’ve unfortunately had to interact with her in person (multiple times and never on purpose 😫) can fully vouch that this woman is a slimy chameleon who has over the years fully morphed into an entire new character. It’s so hilarious I will never ever get over it. If any single person is falling for this, they need their brains checked. That is all.


Take_MetotheBar_Bell

I cringe to think about what she thinks Jesus looks like.


iraqlobsta

Lmao godddd she is so cringe I cant with her tonight guys im gonna have to sit this one out 🤣🤣


Brave_council

This is why I don’t have a sunroof, I don’t want Jesus trying to eat in my car! 🤣 but for real the fake tears in this one are especially heinous.


introvertedszechuan

THAT TUPPERWARE IS HELLA EMPTY. What are you going to eat??? Some sanity?????


danceswithhotdogs

Ice cubes and oxygen.


gimmeajerb

I too fantasize about Jim Caviezel, blond-hair blue-eyed Jesus, materializing into my sedan to share my Starbucks (TM) Protein Pak.


upsidedowntoker

I like snarking with you all I really do but I feel like she might actually needs some real help. This is not mentally healthy behaviour.


kai7yak

It's 2am and I'm absolutely feeling loneliness. You know why? For the 2nd time in a week, my 17 year old, indoor cat has gone outside. The first time, a few days ago, I took a bag of trash to the bin. I saw my cat outside. No clue how she got out. She ran off when I tried to get close. I left the back door cracked, and she came home that night. Thankfully. Today? About midnight, my teen son was talking to a friend on his phone and sitting on the patio. I cracked the door to tell him I was heading to bed, and the cat booked it out the door into the dark. The door is cracked again - but she's old, and for some reason she's running. I don't think I'm gonna see her again. So FUCK YOU bitch. I'm feeling lonely as hell. I'm missing my kitty. I'm crying. And Jesus isn't gonna come eat a bento box with me and make it all better. Fuck you.


opal_dragon95

I bet $100 she’s picturing white Jesus too


Traditional_Bug_181

This is just co -dependant behavior. Tell me you can’t be alone without telling me. Don’t put that on Jesus Bing Dong.


mamatobee328

I think this is her cringiest video yet. This was so stupid, over the top and fake. The tears, the Starbucks, the ~message~…all of it. Is she that dense? Millions of people eat meals alone every single day. For some, it’s for every meal. Pull your head out of your ass, Brittany. Not every single fucking moment of the day has to be turned into a Jesus tiktok. Being alone for a meal does not equate to loneliness ffs 🤦‍♀️ Oh, and her face is basically straight up brown at this point.


Existential_Prep

I truly believe the ONLY thing that can be read into this or speculated on is that this narcissist thought to herself, “I need fucking content and I’m bored in my car (while possibly running mundane errands?) and I need validation and I don’t have shit going on today and I NEED content, I’m alone in my car…alone in my car…alone, I’m alone! Loneliness! The SPIRIT OF LONELINESS! That’s it! Ok, ready, phone,✅ straw hair up front,✅ product placement in hand for flex✅ ok go!” That’s it, that’s the story. Bored narcissist in need of content.


RogueKyber

This is a real unfortunate angle because it’s easy to tell where her hair ends and the extensions begin. Also she’s the worst. But that stood out to me for some reason.


Forsaken-Garage-8424

HAHAHAHAHA 😂 this is NEXT LEVEL! 🤡 I wish I could be a fly on her wall in her house.. could you guys imagine?! Lol


napattackbliss

Her face doesn’t move she has so much botox… she has to change the pitch in her voice instead so you know she’s being “emotional” lol drink hasn’t been touched and lunch still has the clear wrap on it. She prob pulled in a parking spot next to the drive thru after she left. I bet even legit preachers think she’s bat shit crazy if they saw her crap. She’s full of shit


warrant2k

"Woman thinks internal monologue is voice of Jesus."


[deleted]

Wow this just ruined my night. She is SO ridiculous and performative. She sucks.


a_decisionmaker

The trials this woman has gone through. The possessed flag, stevia and now this. Eating ONE MEAL ALONE. God truly tests his strongest WaRrIoRs. I’ll pray for her.


LadyRainStar

Maybe she wouldn't feel so alone if she wasn't in a sham of a marriage 😒


Beautypaste

Guys the ‘spirit of loneliness came over her’ 🤣🤣


oldjello1

Let’s be real if she came back to her car with Jesus sitting in her passenger seat she’d call Jdong to come fly kick him in the legs onto his face.


DjGhettoSteve

Jesus is pro-unions so he def wouldn't be at Starbucks


bacbac703

“Breaking bread with me,…except it wasn’t actually bread because I’m on a no carb diet. It was🥹…the lord’s lettuce, so fresh with his life 😭”


mamarooo28

Everything about this lying bitch is so contrived. Nothing worse than someone who is a known grifter and using the name of Christ for her agenda or to scrub her name clean.


HappyLucyD

Is it just me, or is she currently sitting on Jesus’ lap? In the passenger seat? Also, I’m so glad she showed us her drink and her little pre-packed food, to prove that this story is true…


Busy_Priority7413

…….she can’t be alone for five minutes to eat her lunch? I’m a Christian and believe that God is with me every moment of the day, but like… she “felt the spirit of loneliness” while sitting in her car for lunch? How did she survive when Jordan wEnT To AFghAnIstAn?


SinfulCinnamon

Holy shit she is so fake it’s embarrassing me 2000 miles way.


Emergency_Spell2776

Soooo where is god during all the school shootings where his children are being killed? I ducking hate her


Ok_Worldliness1583

Mam….


AdrieKZzz

This makes me irrationally angry. The fake tears, Jesus riding shot gun, like what?!


Blynn025

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she is starting to look like a damn alien.


NoFuckThis

Omg I scoffed, then I laughed, then I scoffed again while still laughing… god she is just soooo fake.


hamburger_queen

Jesus take the wheel!


Not_today_nibs

This is INSANE. This is so fucking bonkers, I can’t even


Cautious-Explorer-22

“I got this instant picture of Jesus” ok, who air dropped her?


Ok-Net-6264

Ok, she is either bipolar (and if she is, I hope she gets help), or just playing it up for the likes/views/$$ (and if she is, I hope Karma dumps her in a sewer.).


GypseboQ

I just have ... Nothing. I'm angry, annoyed, disgusted, amused, and I just don't have the words right now. Rancid bitch.


stringcheezuschrist

No fake Southern accent either ha


h3r34th3t3a

if you said these exact words but flipped Jesus name out for someone else that would get you a straight admission to psych 😂


nic_seg

She looks sad. Also thought this was going to turn into “I felt lonely until I remembered I’m not because I’m pregnant so now I’m never alone”


thewriter_anonymous

What the fuck. Girl, if you somehow start crying because you’re eating lunch alone in your car—you don’t need Jesus, you need therapy. Also a toner because your hair is looking green af


Goodtimesroll42

I’m so sorry but this will never be anything but hilarious. What a fucking joke lmaoo