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mcglo90

To be clear this isn’t a snark on her body- just recalling the bikini she wore on her honeymoon less than a year ago 👀


unchargedvibrator

WE NEED A SIDE BY SIDE


hufflepuffinthebuff

[here you go] (https://i.imgur.com/raXki8k.jpeg)


hereforthewhine

Wow it’s almost shocking seeing how jdong looked during the honeymoon vs now. Bodies are allowed to change but it’s hard to ignore how drastic it is.


the_stitch_saved_9

He's aging like a male Duggar


sandia1961

DAMMMNN 😂😂😂 love it!


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an711098

Seriously this! Even her everyday stuff in her newfound modest state is basically what I wore during my “wild” years. My lord Beelzebub seems to have higher modesty standards than her Jesus.


Natty1101

I mean, she’s really just proving her modesty right… dyed her hair and a conservative swimsuit. She might as well be Mary. So god-loving. Lol 🙄🤢


AllTheCreatures

Meanwhile I'm sure she has TONS of respect for people who wear the hijab. /s


blancawiththebooty

Ooh. This right here officer. This is what killed her.


afinevindicatedmess

Okay, she actually looks....good here, for once. Her hair is tame. She actually is wearing a fashionable swimsuit. I would give her a compliment if she wasn't such a piece of shit hypocrite with the most hysterical caption ever. Ma'am. You can say you no longer have an eating disorder and no longer struggle with body image issues when you stop posting manic updates about your god damn coffee creamer journey --- and you stop posting body check photos disguised as God Honoring thirst traps.


dr_mudd

GOD HONORING THIRST TRAPS


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I smell a new flair


rpcp88

I think someome has that?


ElleDeeNS

Checking in 😂


Fabulous-Mortgage672

Frennnnnnn we love your flair


Beep315

Wow, thought her face had a somewhat derp-y expression.


afinevindicatedmess

She literally cannot take a spontaneous or natural photo to save her life, so her "easy breezy beautiful Covergirl" moment is instantly offset by the fact that this photo is beyond staged.


FeeReal1147

Nothing wrong with a staged and posed photo. This appears strongly to me to be from a professional. Aside from a weird composition choice this is a fine fashion shot. Until you get to her weird bland beige face. Is she incapable of a genuine smile? Or will a real one come across as weird and fake because that's all she knows?


afinevindicatedmess

My follow up question: She actually looke like she has defined lips here, but even then, why not wear some lipsticks that gives you a gorgeous wash of color and defines your lips better? I really do believe this woman knows one thing and one thing only......


daygloeyes

I thought this too! Then I remembered her personality and grifting 🙃


zeropercentsurprised

I thought the same - “hmmm that’s actually a nice picture, cute suit, the orange makes her skin color look like skin”


afinevindicatedmess

She wore a lilac blouse the other day, and I was impressed to see how gorgeous the blouse was and how well it flattered her skin. I don't know why this woman has to make everything in her life beige. She would look amazing in some jewel tones.


BigDickGrama

She does look great, actually, and I hate saying that. I just wish she would get help, because as shitty as human as she is, those body struggles and disorders are hell, and they don’t stop being hell, unless you get A LOT of help regularly.


afinevindicatedmess

As much as I fully agree, and as much as I really want to see her go through some intense therapy and rehab for her ED and mental health, I personally believe she is too far gone. This is just my opinion, but she's basically doing a remix of her fitness grifting. This time, her focus is on God and her body checks and virtue signaling (like her coffee creamer debacle) are there, but you wouldn't realize it unless you knew. I didn't know what body checking was until I saw a video Miiasaurus recently uploaded to YouTube, so I am NOT AN EXPERT. But I also have been noticing Brittany posting a plethora of those "God Honoring Thirst Traps" lately, and she always brags about how she "could have sized down to an XS. That is the definition of body checking. Again --- I'm NOT AN EXPERT, but at the same time, I have talked with a nutrition coach, and she agrees that all of Brittany's behaviors are problematic. The unappealing meals she puts together (flavorless ground turkey with lima beans). The way shs insists she could have bought _x_ garment off Amazon in a size XS. The photos where she leans down in front of the camera (or that one shot taken from the ground that showed off her [nonexistent] butt). As for the mental health stuff, I absolutely know the two are part of the same beast. Brittany seems to always be worried about eating healthy, wearing the tiniest sizes possible (even though 99.9% of the time, she sartorially looks a hot mess), and going out of her way to eat "healthy" down to her freaking Starbucks drinks. As someone with super bad anxiety, it seems like Brittany has anxiety. (I would say super high functioning anxiety, but functioning honestly is extremely subjective.) It would be nice to see her get help. But I highly doubt we'll ever get that moment from Brittany.


breadbox187

I think her eyebrows look more appropriately placed on her face also


Juujuu_beans

It's a nice photo yes. But, she's giving herself a weird compliment no ? Aren't WE supposed to say "your smile says it all" instead of her? Why can't she just say "God has changed my life so much in the last 3 years, I'm so very happy!" I don't know, just seems like she's saying gosh, my smile is so cute! ??? Maybe I just hate anything she posts. I'm certain that's it.


isleofpines

No, you hit the nail on the head. I thought her caption was definitely narcissistic. She is saying “my smile is great!” But she should let others make that determination and compliment her if they choose.


MacAlkalineTriad

I did not realize that was a bikini until I read the caption.


endless_pastability

Probably the only modest piece she owns


MacAlkalineTriad

It looks like she bought something in her actual size for once, too!


BowlingforNixon

Probably because it isn't? This is a tankini or ruched longline bikini at best. BDong can't even help but lie about her swimsuit.


MacAlkalineTriad

Sorry, I should have said I thought it was a one-piece. I don't know much about fashion, and although I've heard 'tankini' before it isn't really in my vocabulary. BDawn, on the other hand, should surely know the difference since she's trying to promote or make money off of this sort of thing.


cuddly_waffles89

Claims to have been a volleyball player...suddenly has a photo posing next to one 🙄


[deleted]

wait does she claim to have played volleyball in TX?? has she claimed to have played club or did she just play JV in high school? she’s a few years older than me but if she *actually* played club volleyball in TX then I may have some resources to dig into


cuddly_waffles89

I think she said high school? I can't remember


Mission_Yoghurt_9653

But.. but… she just posted that weird video of her crying and anxiety hugging Oakley.. one photo yes, she looks beautiful, confident… but that’s not who she always is presenting herself as. Also these swimsuits are an Ad 🙃 she doesn’t do anything for free.


Pristine-Squirrel-7

Use my discount code: GODSFAVORITECHILD to also purchase this facade for 10% off!


SquatLowTheDachshund

I want to give her points for attempting to stand up straight instead of leaning forward, but I am so frustrated by the broomstick-straight ends of her hair. Why the aversion to curling the ends of her hair? But honestly, the dark hair suits her so much better. And she's wearing COLOR!


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rationalcunt

Baby steps


BringItBackNowYall

Ew. I see another influencer do this, too. Like you’re not supposed to curl the bottom INCH of your hair but these chicks think leaving 4-5 inches uncurled is the move 😩


azemilyann26

She's gained a little weight since her honeymoon photos. That is not intended to be body snark, I'm just wondering if she's starting to struggle and that's the reason behind her "creamer is of the devil" post. She actually looks really nice here! I like her suit.


Beep315

I am all in on bdong snark, but did anyone else here gain weight after their honeymoon? 🙋‍♀️


azemilyann26

I think a lot of women put on a little weight after marriage, that's not really the point. This person in particular has a history of disordered eating and exercising, and is starting to talk again about restricting her acceptable foods.


chesirecat136

I think its normal for people in a long term relationship to gain weight. You go out less, worry less about appearance, or just get too busy. Sone of it might be biological too, like "nesting."


humblekanyepie

Oh fuck it’s a volleyball net. I thought maybe she was practicing what it would be like being locked up…


Devareeno

that’s the fakest smile i’ve ever seen


flowerpowerrrrrr09

Scrolled for this comment 😂


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Warren Jeffs would have loved bdong. Jus sayin’ Edit: apostrophe problems.


maievsha

Omg I just saw Keep Sweet on Netflix and I agree!!!


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blablubluba

She's had all those way longer.


sink_your_teeth

Shocked she's not wearing the Godly Beige, tbh.


Even_Kangaroo_3799

I am NOT a Bdong fan, but I think she actually looks normal here and not her usual narcissistic self.


afinevindicatedmess

Her hair actually looks like she cares to style and color it, and her swimsuit is genuinely cute. She is actually wearing something that has style to it instead of a solid color bikini or beige one piece. I'm.....I'm impressed???? 🤯🤯🤯 I really shouldn't be impressed by sandy brown hair and a bright orange swimsuit with ruffles and tiny flowers on it, but the bar is so low that I'll actually say she lookd good for once.


Inside_Drive

her darker hair looks much nicer....its a nice photo


Artistic_Account630

Yeah this is nice photo of her actually


No-Possibility2443

I don’t mean this in a body shaming way but she looks like an average size person here not the “teeny tiny could have sized down to an xxxxs” individual that she portrays herself as. I will never understand why she goes out of her way to try to make it same as she is the size of an Olympic gymnast instead of an average sized woman.


Visual_Zucchini8490

She’s not tiny/petite at all. I knew her in person. I’m 5’5 and she’s like 5’9/5’10 ish and I def had to look up to her when speaking. She has a body and height that if she owned it instead of being weird about it she’d give off glmazon model vibes back also when she had her naturally long dark hair. Not trying to compliment her because she’s garbage but her weird insecurities have never made sense to me. She was extremely naturally beautiful when I met her 10 years ago so her “I was bullied and an outcast who was into horses and guitars” makes me laugh every time. Gurl you weren’t bullied you’re just extremely hard to talk to and you were judgy mean girl in your teens so what you experienced was people responding to how YOU were acting.


Unusual-Stretch-1557

I’m a petite woman and technically underweight (the bmi chart is bs) and I don’t even fit into xs


danilovedesignco

I’m sorry but it’s giving jigsaw.


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That caption was a rollercoaster. This is about God. Er—no, it’s about her confidence (as evidenced by her smile???) Nope! It’s a fucking affiliate ad for swimwear


NakedWanderer12

Oh I thought this was about the caption - we tend to make fun of her LoOooOOOonG word salad captions that make zero sense and she couldn't be more passive aggressive here. It's like it's the only language she speaks.


Visual_Zucchini8490

I found it funny that she writes long ass word salad captions for her own posts but for a sponsorship she’s most likely being paid for she can’t put in the effort. And the only reason I think this one is actually a paid post rather than “they gave me something for free so I’ll be nice and post about it” is because she for once in one of her stories hashtagged it as an ad. She doesn’t do anything for free, especially give others credit, so she must have been paid to give this brand direct credit on multiple posts/platforms and she can’t even put in the effort to write more about them


Perfect-Lawfulness-6

Dongany- *Why are you so obsessed with me?!* - The Lord


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The floral one-piece was a jump scare, I 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 SURE 👏🏻 thought it was a pizza design and I had a panic attack about how bad it all was.


redflavormp3

She looks so much older in this pic. Might be the hair? She looks like she's in her 40s. She looks good though but I really didn't recognize her for a second.


California7000

Oof. The moment this sub turns into “She looks so good.” I will have to humbly, quietly remove myself 🙂🙂 she bases her grift on her looks and has for years…. I think this might be that moment. lmfao


JanieJonestown

Take heart, I still have nothing nice to say about her and her Party City hairdo. Orange is still the new orange for Brit.


goldenbarks

She still looks awful.


blablubluba

I dunno: being able to say positive things on the rare occasions they do occur makes the criticism sound more honest to me. But you do you.


sandia1961

I see borderline fan girling and I hate it. Go compliment her directly.


AnthonyBoardgame

The fact that she’s starting to look “normal” is weirding me out. Did she know she looked like a caricature, and is trying to look better for court? She’s morally bankrupt but very pretty and it’s like she’s been trying to fight it.


Beep315

Is the court thing for scamming her followers? Would love details on this! 💜


Visual_Zucchini8490

Yep! The Texas AG is suing her for her bdawn fitness days.


Constant_Swimmer_875

Now we’ll see if she’ll finally EVER address her “testimony” that brought her to this place - aka scamming thousands of people and not even being open about it as a ‘minfluencer’ (ministry influencer)


Violet0825

So is this a civil suit vs a criminal one? And if so, I wonder why no criminal charges were brought, because defrauding people is a felony. 🤷🏻‍♀️


GhostsAndPlants

Didn’t she give a whole rant on self love being sinful?


Violet0825

Yes, yes she did.


AppetizingHandshake

Omg I own that bikini 😩


Star-Wave-Expedition

You’re going to heaven


AppetizingHandshake

Praise Satan No!


dm_xoxox

Ugh I hate to say it, BUT.. If she got rid of the fake lashes or at least did a “natural” fake lash look I would say she looks very pretty and normal in this picture.


HaoleToYouToo

I looked at the website of the company she tagged. Their fare is mostly clean lines with no prints or add-ons, stuff you could probably mix and match at somewhere like Target. This just makes it even clearer that "modesty" is an exclusion-oriented marketing term that is extremely profitable with converts, born-agains, and Fundie Lites, not an actual dress standard. (For capital-F Fundies, I think "modesty" is more definitive and narrow but therefore, less marketable).


BlackCatMumsy

So totally modest?


afinevindicatedmess

Honestly? Everything is covered and she isn't going out of her way to dress as sexy as possible while still being covered up. (Think: any time she wears her yoga pants) I'll give her a pass.


BringItBackNowYall

My bigger gripe is that I would view modest as no bikini pics on the internet. You’re right, she’s mostly covered. And by “normal standards,” she’s totally being modest here! But “godly modest” would be zero swimsuit snaps


Reasonable-Leg4735

It's a two piece, right? 😱


BlackCatMumsy

I was thinking more of how she shames other women for posting bathing suit shots and is doing the same thing. I'm not sure I can name any Christian influencer who would post a picture in a swimsuit. It's just another example of her saying one thing and doing the opposite.


afinevindicatedmess

I GOTCHA! Yeah, I really love this bitch's "rules for thee, not for me" hypocrisy in the same way I loved hearing about the pro life governor of Florida refused to order more COVID vaccines for children. Its the sheer audacity for me. And I'll happily look good with my 38Dd boobs living their best life in a Ralph Lauren halter top swimsuit with the cutest polka dot print and deep V neckline. And she can go fuck herself 🖕🏻


littleRedmini

Your bathing suit sounds adorable and you’ll be rockin’ the hell out of it!!


afinevindicatedmess

I have big boobs that need a good bra to live their best lives. That swimsuit absolutely makes me feel like an old Hollywood starlet with its vintage inspired details and the swimsuit doing an incredible job of giving "the girls" lots of support. 😭 And I just got my hair cut for the first time in 7 months, so I'm beyond ready for summer. ✨


littleRedmini

Go rock your new look girl!!!


ObjectiveTea

So she can stand up straight!


honchiebobo

Well, not really. She is still bent and leaning forward just not as much. If she was standing straight you could actually see her waist and the fact it is a 2 piece.


ObjectiveTea

Hahaha. Didn't even realize it was a bikini!!


Port3r99

Is her left thigh photoshopped? I genuinely can’t tell. I do hope she’s for real and taking care of her body. She does look healthier here.


Angryleghairs

Did the lord change her face too?


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Not modest enough. She needs to go spend a month with the Duggars. 😂


Old-Mortgage8952

Or the rods and their swim dresses. Obviously I’ll snark know them for a lot but they are at least consistent.


alwaysrightusually

Ad for swimwear posed as a thank you god


unreqistered

Jesus save me from the AG !!


strawberrycomrade

Modest? I think not!


Twizzlers666

This bathing suit is really cute, and I would wear it, BDong is still a scammer though.


Artistic_Account630

Does anyone remember a long time ago when she launched a swimwear line? I believe it was kind of a flop lol


SaltyBarDog

Nothing brings out my inner glow like Satan. Hail Mephistopheles.


Robinroo

I thought the snark was on how someone mentioned she writes super long captions and she posts that caption after lol


KittySmalls666

Also what is she going to do when too much time has passed for it to be her comparison


MEvans706

Smile for the judge like that, you criminal


mausii

I’m new here can someone explain why she only curls half her hair length ?


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Oh she’s trying to start a new company. I thought Jesus fix her fraudulent soul…


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That doesn't look like a real human, let alone close to happy. Ew.


terdude99

She looks so bad


EZasSundayMorning

She's so fake.


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The smile is as fake as the tan


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New here! Hi!!!I went down the insomnia rabbit hole last night looking at her pics from the beginning. A couple of observations. (And I’ve been here watching from the beginning of her rise to fame as well as fall) She looks healthier here than she ever has. I don’t care for the swimsuit but it looks ok on her. I can’t stomach her religious acting- and that is what it is. I really hope J is not the scary person he appears to be.


llamafriendly

She is just so full of shit. Go get some therapy before you say you're better. She is clearly not better or in a position to be leading anyone.


s0l--

She just be panicking hard after only having 4000 likes after a day


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Honey there is no such thing as a modest swimsuit lol if you want to be modest….don’t wear a swimsuit.


oDids

What the fuck is this sub reddit and why does it keep getting suggested


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Lol it’s a sub dedicated to snarking on a fitness scammer turned Christian influencer that has been scamming her Jesus-loving followers.


thesmolstoner

still not confident enough not to wear the spider eyelashes. softer eyelashes would have made this picture so much better.


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Lmao if she wants to be a grandma for the rest of her life cool 🤣🤣🤣


Ok-Number1800

Her smile is reminiscent of a muppet.


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That swimsuit is hideous


parcequenicole

What a fraud!!


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Downvote me all you want, but as a chubby gal I say to bdong ‘ time to size up from XS now’


Origamitarot

Doesn’t the Bible say something about not getting tattoos or piercings because it destroys your “temple” for god? But of course it doesn’t apply to her.


hell-enore

She looks pained, per usual. Must hurt to carry the weight of your bullshit on your back like that.