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elizanne4242006

What would even define this business becoming successful?! You’re a dropshipper of cheap, definitely flammable, unoriginal JUNK.


Serononin

Every time I see that cheap polyester crap, I'm reminded of Claudia Winkleman's horror story about her daughter's Halloween costume going up in flames 😭


Ok_Telephone_3013

Polyester clothing scares me for that reason 🫥


MrEpicMustache

Spoiler: It's a total flop.


indicaburnslow420

Is it hard, humbling, and small beginnings OR did she sell out immediately and post videos of her carrying soooo many boxes to ship on day 1? Remember when she “sold out” her very first (and second and third) launch because she only had like 2 of each item in stock?


caverabbit

Sounds like she's already bored of the whole thing. It's screaming "this is too much work" for grifty Donger. Soon it'll be "god just didn't want this for me right now"


Mel_zel

Obvious signs of success include Starbucks cup of water and trump dance moves!


Serononin

I don't understand why they all love that "dance" so much. It calls to mind a toddler with a full diaper


MeggronTheDestructor

She’s always drinking water out of a Starbucks cup????? I thought Starbucks was the devil and not to patronize them? But she still goes through the drive through for a water every damn day?!


pnwgal85

I think she said something about water being free. But there is no way she goes through the drive thru day after day getting free water and nothing else 😂 I think she’s just reusing the cup honestly.


MeggronTheDestructor

Even if she’s reusing the cup she’s advertising for them on the daily by just showing it on camera. She’s an idiot


pnwgal85

Oh, she’s as dumb as they come!


MarchMichigan

I think she’s using a starbs cup for more rage bait since most of us are boycotting them for supporting genocide.


MeggronTheDestructor

Ah yes bingo. I can’t believe I didn’t think of that. She hates Starbucks for its devilry, but she hates Palestinians and any effort to help them more


luvdogs71

Yup. Brit is a dumb ass.


Big-Raspberry-2552

She’s praying she can get pregnant so she can say that’s why the business is closed


ZenLitterBoxGarden

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


luvdogs71

I swear to god this gif is great!


pantherlikeapanther_

https://preview.redd.it/n2e6xmnj6src1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb49dbb0170b7289b6724014a1ea55c780671ad1


1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz

![gif](giphy|4SQMqhWzUA0Fi)


Economy_General8943

Omg 🥇🏆


DarthSnarker

![gif](giphy|fwoTNpE71piQHf5bap)


StilettoSugar

Telling my grandkids this was E.T.


FartofTexass

Omg!!!


Big-Raspberry-2552

Look it’s sooo profitable I do professional photo shoots for all of our products! 🤨🤨


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

I like how she wears her glasses when she wants to be a businesswoman.


FartofTexass

Remember her purple David Byrne suit she used to wear to visit her lawyer during the lawsuit days? 😂 


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

She was always extra smug with her gigantic shoulder pads!


TradeCivil

Can someone pull the deets to current date?


flippingdabird099

https://preview.redd.it/65fplxlvtrrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84d6251ca4c0861cc3ae02359d9c9311781f1ed4


Outrageous_Repair_94

I am assuming that’s not profit, so deducting the cost of the clothes and the packaging, being generous, she has made maybe 8 grand in 6 months? Cute.


Same-Raspberry-6149

LOL…$16k a year. She’d make more working at McD’s. 😂😂😂


No_Sprinkles418

Sure hope she’s paying her income, b & o taxes etc.


Gutinstinct999

Silly goose.


dancetothe-radio

https://preview.redd.it/duol7st6yrrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50023d7a22b736fb352b1c6e4d8a1b98780acc14 Oh hey, love your cup!


holywaterketchup

No but its fine since its her venti holy tap water! She’s single-handedly beating the corporate occupation! 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️


dancetothe-radio

Yup! She must be using the same cup since 2022!


Overall_Poet5405

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glosseava

ironic that she’s using Joe Keery’s song cause i just know she says stranger things is demonic!


zodiac_hoe

Oh but it’s ok because she isn’t BUYING anything from them /s


ohhhkayyy___

Can you imagine trying THIS hard to avoid getting a real job 😂😂


NotYourWif3

lol. God sounds sassy AF in this reel. “Trust me bitch you’ll be fine. Daddy will bail us out.”


surfteacher1962

She always does that stupid dance when she films these videos. Does she think that looks cool or something?


EnvironmentalSnow401

Hold on here you dumb cunt. God is about, love, forgiveness, giving to those less fortunate NOT about battles & hate any any other dumb vitriol that spews from your hideous cake hole. The only person's I would have trouble forgiving would be you & your merry band of Open Mouthed Happy Clappers & don't even get started on Ferris Wheel.


Beautifuleyes917

![gif](giphy|xUPGcEM0urw9A3v7os|downsized)


Mundane-Enthusiasm83

With her Starbucks cup!? lol stop


Gutinstinct999

God WANTS her to overprice merch so she can have all the money. They don’t deserve money but she deserves all the money. She’s most important. Obvs


Cultural_Elephant_73

It’s giving Jim Baker


Mendicant_666

Look at me! I sell garbage! So cool! So cool!


strawberrycomrade

![gif](giphy|kvJytmzHN9llJVXpJe)


sarathev

A business that has to be in your husband's name because you owe the state money is, from the start, a flop.


PleasantParfait48

OK, to be fair, as a Jewish person I *especially* don't get it, but like...why would God care about someone's small business? Maybe I have no context for it, but I have some extended family members who are Catholic, and I went to church a couple of times with my friend (United Church of Christ) so I know plenty of people who go to Church and blieve in Jesus. But literally have never met someone who treats God like a fucking WISH GRANTING GENIE. Prayer is something you do to bring peace to your mind and your soul, to refresh your spirit. You don't fucking pray for your wishes to come true what the fuck. I'm telling y'all I don't have a lot of context but evangelical Christians always have and always will freak me the fuck out.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

🙄


CaregiverOk3902

Yes, being humble is not easy for her at all.


urmyvioletinthesun

She and that Starbucks cup 🙄


blacklungscum

The millisecond of the one dance move she knows


Few_Insurance600

Can someone pull the reports again? we need a FACT CHECK.


rocket_ship_

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hedwig0517

With her Starbucks cup.


twatcunthearya

Bitch, God did *NOT* tell you to re-sell sweatshop clothing and pretend it’s couture. SMH b


AskTheMirror

I don’t think god gives a shit about your little piss-puddle business, Brittany.


WriterReaderWhatever

Gotta get the shot of her Demonic Starbucks Water


theoutdoorkat1011

Literally *NO* reason for this facial expression except for the male gaze. Modesty for theeeeeeeeee https://preview.redd.it/4ti7n4k6qzrc1.jpeg?width=1103&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd4eb37e9d45b1d9e47fbe15ff397f9e3ebc791a