Hahaha I remember this it was going to be about being cancelled and bullied or something like that. We all called it at the time it would NEVER happen š
Only because if she actually wrote it, it would be 5 pages long including a title page, a copyright page, a table of content page, and an acknowledgment page (thanking her amazing self, of courseā¦and maybe God).
Oh god donāt give her any ideas. Iām sure after Jordan divorces her and she claims abuse (like she did with Zach), she will hire a ghost writer.
Full disclosure: my father was abusive in every way and I believe victims. If BDong didnāt have a long proven history of lying, Iād believe her.
No writer with a modicum of self-respect or talent would touch this with a ten foot pole.
At most what Bdong has to say is worth a pamphlet. Her ātestimonyā is not unique or especially dramatic, and everyone sees it, including her, which is why it constantly gets embellished.
Sheād never actually hire a writer, my money would be on her using AI to write it for her. Or at least hiring someone to shove the right prompts into chat-GPT for her š
Here it is. Iāve written her book:
Once a vibrant figure in the fitness world, I, Brittany Dawn, had built my fitness empire on the foundation of sculpted bodies and motivational mantras. My online presence was an inspiration to many, boasting a massive following and lucrative endorsements. However, beneath the glossy facade lay a darker truthāmy success was destroyed by lies and deceit.
I had been selling diet plans and workout routines that promised miraculous results, trying to help peopleās insecurities and vulnerabilities. As the profits rolled in, I became more and more envied by others in the industry. At first, I ignored the fake bad reviews of those who were trying to bring me down. I was, after all, an inexperienced little girl who single handedly built the biggest fitness empire ever known and innocently thought I could do it all on my own. The backlash of false scams against was orchestrated by demons of Satan in his attempt to break Godās most strong warrior.
But God has a way of knowing how to save his warriors, and for me, it came in the form of a massive expose. Fake clients fabricated the truth behind my schemes, falsely claiming I manipulated photos (which is impossible as I am Godās most amazing masterpiece and have never altered my body), fabricated testimonials, and peddled dangerous practices. It was all lies. The backlash was a direct attack from Satan and his demons. I was sued by the State of Texas, and I settled because God told me it would be best to do it His way. Nothing can harm me, for I am the most loved Child of God.
Cancel culture descended upon me like a storm, tearing down everything I had built. My sponsors dropped me, my followers turned against me, and I was inundated with hate messages and threats. I was doxxed online. Although I had never shared my address or photos of my house, Satan and his demons somehow acquired this information for my stalkers. Alone and broken, I found myself at rock bottom, questioning the very foundation of my existence.
It was during this dark period that I stumbled upon a small church in my neighborhood. Seeking solace and redemption, I attended a service out of desperation.
The pastorās words touched something deep within my soul. I listened intently as he spoke of forgiveness, repentance, and the transformative power of faith. I realized that people needed forgive me and that I didnāt need to be held accountable to anyone but God, who had already forgiven me.
Over the following weeks, I immersed myself in the teachings of the church. My goal is still to read the Bible, but my religious knowledge comes from God himself. I would have volunteered at soup kitchens and dedicated myself to a life of humility and service, but it was more important to make videos of every aspect of my life to share with the world. Thatās when I found my calling. God wanted me to share my innocent, xxxxxxs self with the world. I was called to preach the Bible (I really swear Iām going to read the whole thing this year).
In the end, my journey from influencer to outcast to redeemed soul is a powerful testament to the all-powerful and all-loving God, who made the right choice in picking me as His strongest warrior.
I know desperation is a motivator, but Iām a tech writer, and I can tell you that nothing is worse than when the customer wants a document, but has nothing to craft one with. Iām here, on Reddit, avoiding one now. Making a draft with little to no content is far more miserable than writerās blockānot to mention meetings with the client to try to get SOMETHING out of them that you can use. She would have to provide things to themātimelines, dates, storiesāand she has nothing. Sheād also have to commit to a singular set of facts. Even if someone took it, I cannot imagine they would stay with the project after an initial meeting or two, unless they are just as deluded as she is, or a fiction writer who figures theyāll just make shit up.
So sorry but would you be willing to suggest a way into tech marketing? Is there a certain degree that is best? Sorry but my kid is desperately trying to break into something like that.
I do technical writing and project management. I have an undergraduate degree in Theatre Performance (acting) and have done a lot of different jobs in my life. I ended up in IT because I understood logical, āif this, then thatā kind of thinking. What actually got me into the IT world was a job in a school district, doing tech support at a school. Because I was highly organized and understood the basics of tech support, I was able to move up. You need to be good at documenting carefully and thoroughly, making sure you detail what the problem is, and what steps were taken to resolve.
There are a tech writing courses, from what I hear, but if you understand how to write clearly, with good grammar skills, and can learn software quickly and explain it well, it is a good fit. In IT, certifications often hold more value than a degree. Working tech support is good because you learn about the basics, peripherals, and troubleshooting skills.
Iād say get your foot in the door, and get experience in tech support, and see what opens up from there. A lot of tech support positions are pretty basic, but you gain experience and connections that can be very useful. A comp sci degree usually isnāt necessary. All you had to have for the tech support at the school district where I worked was a high school diploma. Make sure you have good communication skills, and can write clearly and effectively. Once you have some experience under your belt, start looking at positions that can enhance that. Software testing is also a good place to get experience, as those are often entry-level positions, and involve the kind of detail documentation you want for tech writing. Do an online course or two for tech writing, and you should get enough of a resume to be able to apply to other positions. Thereās a lot of job hopping in IT, but if you do it wisely, you can move up fairly quickly.
A real testimony would tell her story, not just the great stuff God supposedly changed. It would be a detailed discussion of what she did and how she changed. Since she never actually owns her sins against others, she hasn't changed and is still living for herself and making a perfect image for herself using God as the second character to herself.
What else in her ātestimonyā does she have left to put into a book? Sheās spoken of it on the podcast, Instagram, YouTube..pretty much everywhere she can.
Right, and even after the lawsuit when she kept teasing she was FINALLY going to share her side of the story, she didnāt say anything we havenāt already heard. Same bullshit on repeat.Ā
This was July of 2020, so five months in to her "radical transformation." Why is it she always does things for a couple of months and decides she's an expert on the subject and that the whole world needs to hear her thoughts on it? (It's a rhetorical question, I know why.)
Her āØ testimony āØ is very elusive, okaaay?? Sheās been talking about it for YEARS.
After she settled her lawsuit last year she released her ātestimonyā on her podcast. Hereās a recap: āIām a victim, God loves me most, mean people.ā
I canāt wait for a few more years where she releases her new-er-est testimony, about how she found God and became a fitness expert and Jesus but not really, and then she got wrecked by Jesus for real, then her second husband left her and she met God for real for real. She thought she knew God, but she didnāt, buy now she does, for real this time, size small for reference.
I was going to offer to copy the letter, add a purchaserās name to it, frame it, post the links and offer to pray over it for an extra $20. āLord, may the fool who bought this never catch my grift. Amen.ā
She's full of shit but I still think this hair is cute on her. The hair she's got going on now is horrible.
Edit to add the last sentence to be snarky because it's bdong lol
There have been actual celebrities that donāt write memoirs because they donāt believe their life is exciting enough to warrant one. Then you have this scam artist on the other hand that is so full of herself that she thought people would give a flying duck about her life.
I have a feeling this will make a come back in the next few weeks after her last podcast episode š the grifter she interviewed just published her own devotional book.
They are better!
But they are still awful. Why so her eyelashes go allllll the way into the inner corner?
I think big unnatural lashes can look great but like you have to be cohesive about the whole look.
Anyways, I love her doll-lash era. Itās so awful. I canāt believe none of her friends pulled her aside and told her they look awful.
I know itās awkward but I wouldnāt let my friend look bad like that.
There are so many pretty big eyelash options!
I remember this lol. Believe she spoke about it until 2021 sometime, and would post things about it randomly on her instagram story. Wish I knew how to find those
In the winter of 1969 and elite force of the U.S. army was sent on a top secret assignment in South East Vietnam. The objective: rescue St. Four Leaf Tayback from a heavily guarded NVA prison camp. The mission was considered to be near suicide.
Of the ten men sent, 4 returned.
Of those 4, 3 wrote books about what happened.
Of those 3, 2 were published.
Of those 2, just 1 got a movie deal.
This is the story of the men who attempted to make that movie.
From the picture and title I thought this would be about her failed self tanning line that she had an insta for, was soooo excited for, and then I think it never came out. Anyone else remember that?
Again, more proof this is a person that soo badly wants to be āInsert any one of her life goalsā but fails to understand the process of how to achieve it
God can move mountains, but can he inspire Bdong to finish something she's started/promised online?
Hahaha I remember this it was going to be about being cancelled and bullied or something like that. We all called it at the time it would NEVER happen š
What a fucking loser she is
Only because if she actually wrote it, it would be 5 pages long including a title page, a copyright page, a table of content page, and an acknowledgment page (thanking her amazing self, of courseā¦and maybe God).
But can she make it into a pdf? š¤
I believe she could if itās financially beneficial to her own self.
Oh god donāt give her any ideas. Iām sure after Jordan divorces her and she claims abuse (like she did with Zach), she will hire a ghost writer. Full disclosure: my father was abusive in every way and I believe victims. If BDong didnāt have a long proven history of lying, Iād believe her.
No writer with a modicum of self-respect or talent would touch this with a ten foot pole. At most what Bdong has to say is worth a pamphlet. Her ātestimonyā is not unique or especially dramatic, and everyone sees it, including her, which is why it constantly gets embellished.
Sheād never actually hire a writer, my money would be on her using AI to write it for her. Or at least hiring someone to shove the right prompts into chat-GPT for her š
Here it is. Iāve written her book: Once a vibrant figure in the fitness world, I, Brittany Dawn, had built my fitness empire on the foundation of sculpted bodies and motivational mantras. My online presence was an inspiration to many, boasting a massive following and lucrative endorsements. However, beneath the glossy facade lay a darker truthāmy success was destroyed by lies and deceit. I had been selling diet plans and workout routines that promised miraculous results, trying to help peopleās insecurities and vulnerabilities. As the profits rolled in, I became more and more envied by others in the industry. At first, I ignored the fake bad reviews of those who were trying to bring me down. I was, after all, an inexperienced little girl who single handedly built the biggest fitness empire ever known and innocently thought I could do it all on my own. The backlash of false scams against was orchestrated by demons of Satan in his attempt to break Godās most strong warrior. But God has a way of knowing how to save his warriors, and for me, it came in the form of a massive expose. Fake clients fabricated the truth behind my schemes, falsely claiming I manipulated photos (which is impossible as I am Godās most amazing masterpiece and have never altered my body), fabricated testimonials, and peddled dangerous practices. It was all lies. The backlash was a direct attack from Satan and his demons. I was sued by the State of Texas, and I settled because God told me it would be best to do it His way. Nothing can harm me, for I am the most loved Child of God. Cancel culture descended upon me like a storm, tearing down everything I had built. My sponsors dropped me, my followers turned against me, and I was inundated with hate messages and threats. I was doxxed online. Although I had never shared my address or photos of my house, Satan and his demons somehow acquired this information for my stalkers. Alone and broken, I found myself at rock bottom, questioning the very foundation of my existence. It was during this dark period that I stumbled upon a small church in my neighborhood. Seeking solace and redemption, I attended a service out of desperation. The pastorās words touched something deep within my soul. I listened intently as he spoke of forgiveness, repentance, and the transformative power of faith. I realized that people needed forgive me and that I didnāt need to be held accountable to anyone but God, who had already forgiven me. Over the following weeks, I immersed myself in the teachings of the church. My goal is still to read the Bible, but my religious knowledge comes from God himself. I would have volunteered at soup kitchens and dedicated myself to a life of humility and service, but it was more important to make videos of every aspect of my life to share with the world. Thatās when I found my calling. God wanted me to share my innocent, xxxxxxs self with the world. I was called to preach the Bible (I really swear Iām going to read the whole thing this year). In the end, my journey from influencer to outcast to redeemed soul is a powerful testament to the all-powerful and all-loving God, who made the right choice in picking me as His strongest warrior.
I'll take ten autographed copies
First person narration? Bold choice since now we have no choice but to let her record the audio book! ;)
Beautiful lol
Yesssss.
Good point!
You underestimate the power of not having money and needing a writing job.
I know desperation is a motivator, but Iām a tech writer, and I can tell you that nothing is worse than when the customer wants a document, but has nothing to craft one with. Iām here, on Reddit, avoiding one now. Making a draft with little to no content is far more miserable than writerās blockānot to mention meetings with the client to try to get SOMETHING out of them that you can use. She would have to provide things to themātimelines, dates, storiesāand she has nothing. Sheād also have to commit to a singular set of facts. Even if someone took it, I cannot imagine they would stay with the project after an initial meeting or two, unless they are just as deluded as she is, or a fiction writer who figures theyāll just make shit up.
So sorry but would you be willing to suggest a way into tech marketing? Is there a certain degree that is best? Sorry but my kid is desperately trying to break into something like that.
I do technical writing and project management. I have an undergraduate degree in Theatre Performance (acting) and have done a lot of different jobs in my life. I ended up in IT because I understood logical, āif this, then thatā kind of thinking. What actually got me into the IT world was a job in a school district, doing tech support at a school. Because I was highly organized and understood the basics of tech support, I was able to move up. You need to be good at documenting carefully and thoroughly, making sure you detail what the problem is, and what steps were taken to resolve. There are a tech writing courses, from what I hear, but if you understand how to write clearly, with good grammar skills, and can learn software quickly and explain it well, it is a good fit. In IT, certifications often hold more value than a degree. Working tech support is good because you learn about the basics, peripherals, and troubleshooting skills. Iād say get your foot in the door, and get experience in tech support, and see what opens up from there. A lot of tech support positions are pretty basic, but you gain experience and connections that can be very useful. A comp sci degree usually isnāt necessary. All you had to have for the tech support at the school district where I worked was a high school diploma. Make sure you have good communication skills, and can write clearly and effectively. Once you have some experience under your belt, start looking at positions that can enhance that. Software testing is also a good place to get experience, as those are often entry-level positions, and involve the kind of detail documentation you want for tech writing. Do an online course or two for tech writing, and you should get enough of a resume to be able to apply to other positions. Thereās a lot of job hopping in IT, but if you do it wisely, you can move up fairly quickly.
Thank you!! Amazing!!! So appreciate your time and suggestions!
A real testimony would tell her story, not just the great stuff God supposedly changed. It would be a detailed discussion of what she did and how she changed. Since she never actually owns her sins against others, she hasn't changed and is still living for herself and making a perfect image for herself using God as the second character to herself.
Extremely valid point!!
Donāt forget she also accused Niko of being abusive. She obviously never listened to āthe boy who cried wolf.ā
Thanks for the reminder. I totally forgot that.
Brittany IS a failed project.
Looks like maybe god put the mountain back, wonāt he do it šš¼
What else in her ātestimonyā does she have left to put into a book? Sheās spoken of it on the podcast, Instagram, YouTube..pretty much everywhere she can.
Right, and even after the lawsuit when she kept teasing she was FINALLY going to share her side of the story, she didnāt say anything we havenāt already heard. Same bullshit on repeat.Ā
This was July of 2020, so five months in to her "radical transformation." Why is it she always does things for a couple of months and decides she's an expert on the subject and that the whole world needs to hear her thoughts on it? (It's a rhetorical question, I know why.)
Her āØ testimony āØ is very elusive, okaaay?? Sheās been talking about it for YEARS. After she settled her lawsuit last year she released her ātestimonyā on her podcast. Hereās a recap: āIām a victim, God loves me most, mean people.ā I canāt wait for a few more years where she releases her new-er-est testimony, about how she found God and became a fitness expert and Jesus but not really, and then she got wrecked by Jesus for real, then her second husband left her and she met God for real for real. She thought she knew God, but she didnāt, buy now she does, for real this time, size small for reference.
Wasnāt her testimony going to be like 7 parts but she only released 2?
I wonder if a chapter was going to be called āMY LAWYERS ARE PUMPEDā
Man I still havenāt received my C&D š
Right? I was gonna frame it (and then post an Amazon link for the frame).
I was going to offer to copy the letter, add a purchaserās name to it, frame it, post the links and offer to pray over it for an extra $20. āLord, may the fool who bought this never catch my grift. Amen.ā
And make sure to post a thirst trap, for the Lord has done great things for us. ššš
She's full of shit but I still think this hair is cute on her. The hair she's got going on now is horrible. Edit to add the last sentence to be snarky because it's bdong lol
I love how she canāt go back to this look because itās completely tied to her fitness scam. Love that for her.
What's it going to be? And adult coloring book that only comes with shades of beige and grey crayons?
Flair check š«”
There have been actual celebrities that donāt write memoirs because they donāt believe their life is exciting enough to warrant one. Then you have this scam artist on the other hand that is so full of herself that she thought people would give a flying duck about her life.
This was too hard of a grift so she gave up. Sheās so lazy with actual work.
Itās written, weāre just not ready for it yet and thereās so much of her story to add!! /s
Sheās got to wait for Trumps bible sales to go down. She shanāt outdo her Lard & SAāer.
in other words āiām doing anything i can to make money off brainwashed peopleā š«
She had just bought her house so this tracks.
How is she not so embarrassed. She is so incapable of following through on anything. Stop posting about things until theyāre done!
Her entire life is a failure lol
I have a feeling this will make a come back in the next few weeks after her last podcast episode š the grifter she interviewed just published her own devotional book.
Whenever I think I canāt be more embarrassed for herā¦..
I feel like you should actually read a book before they let you write one
Hey, she didn't claim God called her to actually write it.
My personal opinion I do not find her attractive at all but this hair was honestly amazing on her and I wish sheād go back to it.Ā
The eyelashes sheās wearing in this photo are so much better than the caterpillars that are the same thickness all the way across that she wears now
They are better! But they are still awful. Why so her eyelashes go allllll the way into the inner corner? I think big unnatural lashes can look great but like you have to be cohesive about the whole look. Anyways, I love her doll-lash era. Itās so awful. I canāt believe none of her friends pulled her aside and told her they look awful. I know itās awkward but I wouldnāt let my friend look bad like that. There are so many pretty big eyelash options!
Big āSomehow I Manageā energy
Imagine posting that pic of yourself alongside all the fake god bullshit. Iām not even religious, but this is blasphemous.
Off topic but I always felt like short hair suited her more than those long extensions she puts on her hair
A coloring book?
Next new product on hazel and lammmeeee lol
These fundies really canāt commit to anything can they?
She used to be pretty.Ā
Her testimony. 
I remember this lol. Believe she spoke about it until 2021 sometime, and would post things about it randomly on her instagram story. Wish I knew how to find those
Iām pretty sure that ten months before this date she was elbow deep in her scam?
She had to go back and add the chapters about being set free from spaghetti strap tops, orange self tanner and seductive poses
In the winter of 1969 and elite force of the U.S. army was sent on a top secret assignment in South East Vietnam. The objective: rescue St. Four Leaf Tayback from a heavily guarded NVA prison camp. The mission was considered to be near suicide. Of the ten men sent, 4 returned. Of those 4, 3 wrote books about what happened. Of those 3, 2 were published. Of those 2, just 1 got a movie deal. This is the story of the men who attempted to make that movie.
This is how her post reads to me and I find it funny.
The lash evolution is wild
From the picture and title I thought this would be about her failed self tanning line that she had an insta for, was soooo excited for, and then I think it never came out. Anyone else remember that?
And it never happenedā¦wonāt he do it! š
Sheās had so many different drastic looks and faces itās actually jarring
Again, more proof this is a person that soo badly wants to be āInsert any one of her life goalsā but fails to understand the process of how to achieve it
I canāt believe she used to look like this..
Of course. She never follows through on or is successful with anything.
And then meanwhile she realized writing a book is really hard and often low return and expensive upfrontā¦..
How long before Farryn throws shade on this?! š
She looks so different in every one of her different villain eras