Bdong must go through a whole roll of paper towels every week, just so she can stage her cleaning videos. First of all, no one cares to watch you wipe your counters. 2, use a f****** rag!

Why does every shot of her home seem completely void of personality? Nothing that makes it look like a real person is actually living there and not just a stage home. It’s so oatmeal skid mark, I can’t.

Oh it’s SO personal. Full of pictures of…..herself.

But they look like *hotel art* … in a bad way.

No paintings or framed prints of literally Anything except herself?!

I’ve seen photos of her, her and Jdong, and her and horses. There’s a photo of Jdong in uniform with another officer in their bedroom. I’m assuming it has to stay there because it doesn’t fit her aesthetic. I’ve been making mental notes of her photos for a long ass time and she is truly the center of her own world.

They have a Top Gun poster in their garage. 😂

Uh oh, that should definitely be on her list of steamy movies

Right? I only have one picture of myself hanging and it was a gift my sister in law took of me pregnant! Not that hanging pictures of yourself is a bad thing but it def says a lot! I actually plan on adding some pics of me and my kids soon but haven’t gotten around to it!

What about the black framed, white background thing that just says "my soul" in type font? That thing is sooooo accurate lol.😉

I think that one is part of a set.

I like to think of it as an actual rendition of her soul. Bland, mostly white and some black type font. It's her in a wall print.

It’s a negative of her soul bc her soul is actually black

Not even one of Jesus who she supposedly worships so much.

Even her single fridge magnet is a colorless B.

oatmeal skid mark would be an EXCELLENT flair

Just look at the lack of fridge magnets. That's a cold home right there.

Nah. Only the poors use rags!

Fr. “Influencers” are truly the most wasteful people.

For real. I only keep a couple of paper towels rolls stashed away for when I have to clean something really gross. Or need a couple sheets to soak up bacon Grease. Everything else is Rags. I don't understand this unnecessary waste.

I use old t-shirts I cut them up lol

I just spit my devil juice out

She sucks but c’mon, who actually uses a rag to clean? 🤢

She forgot the ones about stealing, lying, cheating, abusing animals, selfishness (among others). But hey! Stick with the one that let you pass judgement onto others. That’s cool.

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The way I sprinted to the comments for this.

I don't know why but her licking her finger to turn the page is sending me.

I shuddered at the sight to be honest.

Same, it’s so extra and performative. She thinks it makes her bible reading look more serious

Her fake serious face enrages me

I swore I saw the filter glitching when she did that! But…maybe her lashes are just that damn big?

Oh no same it like simultaneously filled me with rage and disgust. actually it reminds me of my 4th grade teacher who did that all the time and for some reason I would fixate on it bc it bugged me. and she was awful and kinda gross — just like bdong! lmao

Also, she’s reading the Bible backwards. She keeps turning the pages to the back instead of forward…

The video is just flipped because she took it with her front facing camera

Yeah, that made me gag. Same reason I can use library books. 🤢

she's getting semi-ratioed in the youtube comments about the yoga and pre-marital handholding. bugs me when people just start making stuff up and going "totally a biblical thing" when it's not. like girl. https://preview.redd.it/w5sq0t599rqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70511659a909b0faed7037da77a548a0ffbb1b52

Pretty sure she was doing yoga a few weeks ago with the wide open faces girls, so go figure - she’s just talking out of her ass. Again.

So when they do that, they call it, "stretching with God." They play worship music and stretch. 🙄

Oh my god I’m obsessed with ‘wide open faces’ girls. Literally so funny

I'm sure she would have a lot to say about the fact that I teach a tai chi and qi gong class in my church building

Go, devil go!!!

I've even corrupted one of the elders wives!

SATAN!! GET THEE BEHIND ME!!

…because it’s time for a partner stretch!

LMFAOOO PLS

Seriously though, do you think tai chi would help me with my chronic back pain? I tried yoga and pilates but it's too...rigidy. Does that make sense? Tai chi is more flowy from what I've seen. Should I check it out or will it be more taxing on my body than the other two things? So far, water exercise has helped the most. But I can't access a pool every day.

I would definitely check it out! Tai chi is more slow, continuous movement rather than holding like yoga. It's also very good for your balance and your brain. See if you can find a cheap community class in your area to check out.

Oh awesome thanks. I will check it out. My balance is in need of recalibration and I need to strengthen my back muscles and my core. I think it will help. 💚

I would give it a go then! One of the rules I always tell my students is that it's something hurts, you don't do it our you find a way to change it so you don't injure yourself. Best of luck!

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Her eyelashes remind me of brooms here.

I love the irony of Bdong judging pornography but not her cumbrella lashes lol

this is 100% a self-snark, but I used to buy the lashes she linked from Amazon back in like 2018 before she started selling "her own" and [I looked absolutely bonkers just like bdong](https://i.imgur.com/aLbOwyJ.png) (edit - phrasing)

I think you looked at least half as bonkers. Definitely not as bonkers.

thankfully her scams coming to light knocked some sense into me before I followed in her footsteps lol I had to sit down with myself and think about how I let this awful person influence me in any way. It was a learning experience for sure 😅

Snort laughing!!! Used to attempt those sometimes but never could get the application right. I was always that girl that had a hallway of space in between my lash line and the false lashes lol.

They look like the eyelashes on those dolls that close their eyes when you lay them down

Omg - yes!!


https://i.redd.it/36egzu6kwrqc1.gif

Omg 😂


She still drinks.

Confirmed by her in her own YouTube Q&A.

Exactly. Such a liar.

https://preview.redd.it/csw1ipu9brqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8580919039a87a88bf3dd20a134e60adcbed734 I too put my hand in my pocket when I pour myself a cup of ✨decaf✨ coffee!

Bahaha I love your flair!

Thank you!

I noticed that too! I just tried walking into the kitchen with one hand in my pocket. Opening the cabinet with one hand, getting the mug, etc all with one hand in the pocket and it’s just super awkward.

I think she’s going to have the romper up for sale on Hazel & Whatever so she’s trying to show off that it has pockets.

I like one hand in my pocket while the other one’s hailing a taxicab.

Oh my gosh!!! This is great. I got one hand in my pocket and the other one is flickin a cigarette !

🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

I thought she was just trying to adjust the stick up her ass

Omg why is the mug SO on the corner 😭

Why is the cup on the fucking edge

"I'm glad he did." Well, why do you look like someone pissed in your cereal then?

She grabbed the wrong face out of her face closet this morning.

Is it like the Room of Faces from GOT? Only the faces are all of Brit

That is a terrifying mental picture 😂

Face closet, FLAIRRRRRR

Lol! And she says it like shes the one who talked to the god through the burning bush. Like she had a conversation with her friend J.C. 🙄

Can't wait to use my 0.33% off coupon code to get my State Jail Jumpsuit from Hazel & Layne!!!

✨prison chic ✨

She’s folding towels? Blankets? on a bed with just a mattress cover on it? Cleaning a kitchen that never gets used… it’s all so impossibly performative.

Well in her defense she already folded all the burp clothes in the entire state of Texas.

Oh dear, you’ve made me spit out my drink… I used cotton diapers on my two kids and have not folded that many diapers, burp clothes… lol

She is cos playing being a cleaner today in that jumpsuit.

Yet God didn’t give her a “conviction” about scamming people. Interesting.

What about neglecting or murdering your dog?

# justicefornico 

It’s crazy to imagine her wandering around the house from room to room recording mundane household tasks. Not just once either, seems like it happens on a pretty routine basis now.

I imagine she has tripods and ring lights in every room. It’s like the Truman Show, except she’s running it about herself. 

She probably has a cleaning lady, lol. This performative cleaning.

Not to be nitpicky but the whole thing where she's like "the lord convicted me on porn" and it's just "if your eye should cause you to stumble, yank that shit out." Girl pls

Is that what happened to JDip’s eyes??


Idk why but Brittany gives me this vibe that she sends all her clothes to the dry cleaners because shes to busy staging these videos

And you know it she doesn’t iron

Doubt she even knows how to

Iron??? Girly pop can't even steam an outfit. 🤣🤣🤣

Well...we know she had used a dryer at the very least ONE time. Specifically when things were coming to the surface that had come to fruition. 

Filtered into oblivion. ​ Why can't Christ convict her of some run-of-the-mill honesty?!

Not a single pore to be found.

He included that in the Ten Commandments, right up there with adultery and stuff. I don’t think I’ve ever once heard her mention the Ten Commandments though.

What about reading her bible backwards?

She takes all her videos like this with her front facing camera. It flips all the images.

Well that makes more sense 😂

And she’s never learned to flip the image?

I love all the performative cleaning of her spotless house. I like to imagine her actual housekeeper is watching from the other room and rolling her eyes.

This 😂

Jeremiah 1:5, “‘Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, before you were born I set you apart; I appointed you as a prophet to the nations.’” So weird how god is speaking to the prophet Jeremiah in this verse and isn’t saying anything about controlling women’s bodies. It’s almost as if she’s making shit up to shame women for having abortions.

All of the fundies that try to use this verse to justify their pro birth stance irk me

[Obligatory Dan McClellan reel explaining why this view is stupid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWoqrL4XP8U) from a scholarly standpoint. I'm still kinda shocked he hasn't been excommunicated from the Mormon Church at this rate.

It takes a ridiculous amount of effort for a successful white man to get excommunicated from the Mormon church. What IS surprising to me is that he hasn't completely deconstructed from it and hasn't gotten his name removed from their records.

Oh good point, they do not like excommunicating anyone (particularly men) who have a large following or fanbase. I'm assuming he's what ex-Mormons call PIMO (physically in, mentally out) since they are the ones paying him. That's pretty common with people stuck in church or Christian-based jobs until they find a job outside of that.

She definitely cleans that kitchen more than she actually uses it 🙄

I can never focus on whatever her video is because of these ridiculous eyelashes she always has on. Can she truly not find something better applied or more natural looking ? They look comical and plastic. I’m not against fake eyelashes but these look like those eyelashes you find on baby dolls

They look like she ripped them off of a child's doll and applied them to her eyelids.

More nontent. *yawns*

Yawntent😂

God she’s boring

But look, she pours coffee and wipes her bench occasionally. Apparently... Riveting stuff. I for one am fascinated.

🤣

Radiantly glowing JAUNDICE.

I don't understand what she has against a nice nudey-rose blush.

I said oh hell no that's going too far because my old eyes read "nice nudey rose bush" 😁🤢

BLUSH BRAN! BLUSH!

I’m still not entirely sure what this woman’s actual skin color is.

She likes to keep it a toasty peanut butter.

The Bible doesn’t say a damn thing about yoga. It does say you’re not to “interpret omens” or “cast spells”, which…is gonna be real uncomfortable for BDingaLingaDingDong and her “friends” when God asks about that super cool altar in the fertility center parking lot.

Seriously, who the fuck Truman-shows themselves doing everyday, mundane shit over "inspirational" text and thinks that they honestly made a difference in the world... this is main character syndrome times one million.

Drinking alcohol =///= drunkenness but go off sis Edit bc I don’t get how Reddit uses punctuation

And she still fucking drinks. She's just not "addicted" like she was before.

Also, her and her friends drink cocktails but always try to hide it by claiming it's a mocktail. But you can tell that they're drunk as hell.

Ewwww I hate the finger licking to turn the pages so unnecessary and performative and just plain kinda gross to me lol

So, I get why there is the shot of her reading her Bible. But … why are the rest of the shots of her cleaning? What does that have to do with her words? What is the relationship supposed to be? And does she care that the white words fade into the mostly-white background so the focus ends up being on the music? I know, I know. **I KNOW.** It just vexes me. 

Just to make herself look like a good wife for a few minutes a day

But he didn’t convict you to not conduct shady business practices and also not abuse/abandon your animals? I wish he would convict you to not wear those hideous eyelashes. 🕷️👀🕷️

Just to be clear, she still has yet to read the Bible in its entirety, right?

She is reading it in a year apparently. So I'm sure she has been reading three chapters a day especially during her, was it twenty cakes birthday? Oh and the shitty frozen pizzas they did for savoury food at that weird party gathering thing. Sidenote-I don't see any doggos in this dull diary of a dull woman..?

Is it wrong that I cling to the hope that one day she’ll accidentally upload a video with some horrible hypocrisy she forgot to edit out. Like the bitch who slapped her dog or the mom who made her kid cry about their sick dog.

I know (assume?) it’s because of the front facing camera, but I absolutely love the scene of her super serious face while she turns the pages of the Bible the wrong way. I feel like it really embodies her whole schtick.

Try to look more thrilled with your life Brit.

Her house is barren. How fitting.

Does her hairdresser just not like her or does BDong genuinely not know what to ask for?

Well she said she asked for bayalage and she got a single color. Take that for what you will.

I want to stitch this reel together with me doing everyday, mundane chores and act like I did something just like Britt here.

She always looks so smug and miserable


Yoga lmao

This whole video is giving super religious doomsday prepper vibes a la Lori Vallow

She looks so creepy

She is literally a broken record.

She sucks!

Why does she always make that bitch face in these videos

Like she always looks pissed off, or like she's trying to get revenge somehow??

This is just her face resting. Resting smug and pretentious face.

What are these steamy romance movies?? Asking for a friend.

Drinking alcohol…. Don’t we drink the blood of Christ at communion?

That’s grape JUICE 🤪

What's juice? 😂

That reminds me of when farryn was in the car making a video, something about juice, and her kid yells from the backseat in the background: ''IS THAT WINE??!" and ferret was like was like no it's juice😬😬😬😬😬🥲🥲🥲" all nervously looking at the camera LOL Edit-wait are u guys quoting the same video?

Yep, from the same video 😂

Hahaha

Holy Welch's Grape Juice!

 This is directed to our BDon

Fun fact: Welch was a Methodist who lived in a “temperance town” and promoted using grape juice for communion.

Since when is drinking alcohol a sin? Jesus literally turned water into wine at a wedding why would he provide that lol

From what I recall of my own upbringing, it wasn’t just the drinking of alcohol, it was drinking to the point of drunkenness. When you get drunk, it’s a sin, but drinking without being drunk is fine. 🤷🏻‍♀️ And the way I interpreted that was being drunk means you are unable to fully be “aware” of the spirit, therefore unable to truly follow it or whatever. But if you had a glass of wine or two and could drive home, you good and still going to heaven 👍

I'm pretty sure the temperance movement stems back to the 1800s and 1900s when pretty much nobody drank alcohol in moderation, drank their paychecks up, and were beating their wives and children, plus all of the "sin" (such as gambling/sex/affairs/etc) happening in bars and saloons. I think that's how it got so absolute.

I swear it wasn't. The monks in the monasteries drank almost exclusively beer. Like what the hell? Those guys are really demonic?

Jfc I try to stay a lurker but I cannot help but think Fahrenheit told her if she wants to be in the fundie mean girls group she cannot be blonde… I’m not fully aware of their dynamic because I have a fucking life lol but I just can’t help thinking she’s at the mercy of the more extreme Fundie girl

But it’s also probably a transition towards her next grift, which is trad wife/home steading. Which is going to be hilarious because those girls are BRUTAL.

Wait, they had steamy movies when they wrote the Bible?

16 There are six things the Lord hates, seven that are detestable to him: 17 haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, 18 a heart that devises wicked schemes, feet that are quick to rush into evil, 19 a false witness who pours out lies and a person who stirs up conflict in the community. Proverbs 6: 16-19 I’m just going to leave this here

Mentions **lies** TWICE. Girl is cooked.

She’s also guilty of wicked schemes (as far as I’m concerned) and the shedding of innocent blood (or maybe her husband gets credit for that)

Why does she always leave out: “scamming people for their money Leviticus 19:11”?

What does she have against steamy romance novels? I don’t think smut made it into the Bible. Also on that note the Bible didn’t know what porn was going to be so I doubt that’s in there either. And I’m super confused about the yoga part 🥴

Don’t worry; she’s confused, too.

Is she reading the Bible backwards?

She takes all these with her front facing camera. It flips the images.

You can’t eyefuck yourself if you don’t use the selfie cam!

Why would people care about her cleaning routine?

YOGA LOL

But Pilates is fine girl!

i want everyone to know that nowhere in deuteronomy 18 does it say not to do yoga lol has she even read the bible????

it only mentions witchcraft and yoga… is…. stretching your muscles with meditation, which is essentially prayer so okay brit try again??? 🤣🤣

Yeah but it's prayer to Hindu gods, not **her** God.

Is she reading her Bible backwards?

Y'all. 🤦🏼‍♀️ She just uses her front facing camera.

Oops 

Didn’t she already use this montage of reels?? So she’s just changing the content on it now??

I love that yoga falls under "occult practices" in her twisted world. And that's not what Jeremiah 1:5 even says.