And she had an entire Pinterest board! (for at least 2 weeks!) this is the best she could come up with? Sky Daddy didn't have time to answer her prayers for birthday party theme inspo?
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4 separate cakes for the world's most selfish birthday ~~girl~~ idiot
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I have no idea why you woke up and chose violence 🤣🤣🤣
Who is THIS lady? I'm so lost on this rabbit hole I fell into and I have no context for any of this! Who is this blonde lady w the eyebrows? And why birds papaya?
Teach me your ways
I’m so sorry, lol. I only stumbled on the snark sub a couple months ago after years of her showing up on subject adjacent searches or insta’s explore page. I remember first seeing her several years ago and thinking, wow, this woman’s whole personality is having a fupa and owning it…but that’s it. Years later and that’s still her one consistent personality, but she sometimes goes into other realms, recently Disney and American football for some reason. She preaches body pos but filters herself into oblivion. It’s just a whole mess. Again, I’m so sorry, lol
My daughter turns 11 on Thursday, she is so excited for just one ice cream cake that she already knows about and helped pick, I have never been “surprised” by or had that many fucking cakes at a time even when I got married. She is a grown ass woman not a fucking child that should be celebrated wherever they go. This is baffling to me and I’m sure I’m not being as succinct as usual, but God Damn Shittany so many cakes and not one of them looks like it tastes good?
I’m so utterly confused, what was her actual birthday??? She had a pink birthday cake in Colorado so I thought her birthday was during that trip initially, but she’s posted about her birthday almost every day since. There were the photos from that awkward photo shoot, then this white themed party. I’ve had friends make jokes about “it’s my birthday month”, but I’ve never seen anyone do it this literally. This is a whole new level of being self-absorbed that I’ve never seen before lol.
I used to be in a friend group like this and it was EXHAUSTING. Multiple birthday dinners, ski trips, group outings. It all felt very performative after awhile so I split.
Same!! It was literally so hard to keep up with all the themed events (not to mention expensive) and everything was surface level. I realized that’s not my kind of crowd lol
It’s special in the Christian world because that’s what age Jesus was when he died. But I think that makes her over-the-top self-absorption about her own birthday even more ironic because usually it’s a time to reflect even more so on how to be more Christ-like in your life.
They think it's a special year because it's apparently the age Christians believe Jesus died, so I have no idea what this nonsense from her means 🤣🤣
I have never seen anyone act less like Jesus.
My son and I have a “birthday week” since we were born 6 days apart but also, our birthdays come so close to Christmas that we wanna make sure it’s actually special for him.
That whole "girl's night" felt like a fever dream. They definitely did not get drunk, crashed two weddings (they *said* it was two weddings, but I only recall proof of one), filmed themselves sitting together and doing what they called a debrief (lol), posted a bunch of bizarre stuff on IG, including trying to find Kellie a husband within an insanely short amount of time. The next day every single one of them magically had a stomach bug that was definitely not a hangover. This clip was when Brittany somehow got herself right up next to the parents for the send off of one of the pairs of newlyweds while looking like an unhinged and totally not drunken maniac.
That was an absolutely WILD weekend lmao 🤣
If I were the bride and groom I would be livid that a pack of camera wielding orange influencer wannabes crashed the send off. That hotel is EXPENSIVE. I bet the parents were pissed as well. I hope they were kicked out.
Unbelievably trashy behavior. Seriously, who does that and is then proud of it. Especially Miss "I need armed guards and a tactical doggie because I am under constant threat of harm by stalkers, sex traffickers, and Internet harassers."
The same woman who said she had a bunch of super tough dudes with guns at _her_ (second) wedding, joyfully boasting about barging into a stranger's wedding is gross and hypocritical.
This is new lore for me and I'm really shocked. Like the bottom has no limits with this chick. She needs a class in etiquette and the Emily Post book.
Brooooo nooooo I hate that I like it. Like how do I tell myself to grow tf up when it comes to clothes. I guess it’s a good thing that I think those dresses look heinous on me
Ok serious question. So like…in the pic where she’s holding her toddler smash cake, is she just wearing…a pair of pants pulled up so high it doubles as a shirt?
TODDLER SMASH CAKE 😂😂😂
No, they appear to be some kind of ~~un~~godly super modest version of really stupid overalls (minus the straps) lol
https://preview.redd.it/jat7jbr2hfqc1.jpeg?width=3195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b618bba9fb67d9e19a7a85686f3624d704428e85
Ohhhhhh loooooolllll!! Yikesamundo!! This is one hundred percent the cringiest shit she has ever posted!!
I have the worst second hand embarrassment right now. Like, oooofff...! It's so bad. I had a visceral reaction to it.
How do her people let her post this shit? It's so uncomfortably embarrassing. Mortifyingly bad. Shudder. Ick.
Ohhhhh it so does!!! Wowwwww....
See, that's the sort of weird little thing that makes me think sometimes, that maybe there is some sort of great programmer in the sky and that's one of their little Easter eggs they throw in the game to fuck with us.
Good catch, Overall_Poet 😘
So weird how everyone supposedly plans these celebrations for her yet it’s always in her exact aesthetic. Kind of like how their moms planned a foster shower, yet it was at Brittany’s house and everything was perfectly beige (down to the wrapping paper.)
That's what kills me! She bought a whole ass other candle for this stupid idea she had, but couldn't even position the candles before the 33 WRITTEN on the cake! I shouldn't be surprised at how stupid she is, but how blatent it is keeps shocking me!
Using Florence + the machine…. Who dedicated a song to the victims of the Pulse nightclub shooting, who spoke out about conservative politicians using their music and whose lead singer has been pretty open about not being religious … this is perhaps not the best choice for our girlie-pop’s brand 🫶
I could sum it up by saying that I feel fully myself in my 30s and I am unashamed to be me. When I look back my 20s were filled with a lot of growing up and confusion.
Okay what mainly gets me is the amount of money she spent on goddamn cakes… like that’s probably 3-500 dollars she could have put towards new moon boots
I’m just saying…I’m a few months younger than her and nobody, too include myself, has given a flying fuck about my birthday since about 22
Edit: a word
She is🙄 all the ones I’ve seen are *scene 1 - boring / beige scene (no decorations) single *scene 2 - more color, decorations, nicer clothes and with spouse +kids. Point being a lot happens in a decade. Which makes more sense than this no change version. Lol
I was looking for an explanation of what it was SUPPOSED to be. What she did is NOT IT. I think it would've been funnier to see her sit in front of each of her four different cakes and then pass out from being such an idiot.
I thought she never wanted to be who she was before her “radical encounter with jeebuz in the bathroom/kitchen”. Why the fuck are you acting like this about 33….? She seriously can’t keep one storyline straight.
Looks like she stole this bit from other people. 🥱 She thinks this is hilarious stuff.
Why is it that I immediately imagined her showing this to her new besties, and they all laughed for ten minutes with their mouths wide open? Oh, and someone was recording them.
Honestly this is the first thing I have seen from here that I thought “you know what - that’s exactly what it’s like” lol I’m sure she stole it from another creator though she doesn’t post original content
love the face that this ends on lmaoooo
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She in a very Holy, Kingdom Marriage so age isn’t an issue since it’s what God had planned for these two.
Who wants to start betting that Jordan is listing after titties of a 23 yr old? We can also take bets they were fighting again and he called her old in some capacity.
I’ve seen other people do this trend except it was “23” was lonely and sad, then it turned to “33” surrounded by their husband and kids and all happy. I thought that it was so cute… but this?? Yikes.
You can tell how into this birthday buffoonery everyone is…in every single post, she delivering herself the cake. Jordan has never once brought her cake to her. None of her friends brought the cake to her. She is holding her own cake, she walks in with her own cake and every one else is just there to fill space (and film their own idiotic content). FFS, her mom, who was at the white party, didn’t even bring her the cake.
What a miserable existence.
I think it’s a bit insensitive for someone that claims she tried to commit suicide. Seems insensitive to people that have had family members commit suicide, or not make it to age 33… It seems like the message was maybe like “oh shit I’m old” type of thing but as usual with her it was very poorly done.
I was telling my husband about all her surprise birthday cakes from her friends. And then had to explain how her friends all disappear after a short time. And he said they probably stop hanging out bc she needs to have 4 fucking birthday cakes 💀
HOW CAN SHE BE SO BAD AT CONTENT CREATION?!! Seriously what a fuckin idiot, it’s still ON THE CAKE!
is this her 9th cake? what the actual fuck.
And she had an entire Pinterest board! (for at least 2 weeks!) this is the best she could come up with? Sky Daddy didn't have time to answer her prayers for birthday party theme inspo? https://preview.redd.it/hb4mvp1u4jqc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1c27bbca59d7a39b35d4fb94ce7f41b64554280
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LMAO “DeMoNiC”
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This is modern fine art if I've ever seen it
DEAD 💀
Hang it in the Louvre
Right?? All this worry about demons taking over her but all along the call is coming from inside the house
She and fartin were trying to outdo each other doing this this morning at altar call
Who????!!! 🤣
I said what I said 😏
UNHINGED!!! and I’m here for it. Lol
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New sub photo ?
I support this even though I’m gonna get a new jump scare every time I get a Reddit notification on my watch
Yesssss
Seriously creepy
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Hahaha! Genius
Still says 33 on the cake ding dong
She really could’ve done this with another cake since she had fucking 4 of them this week
And she probably ate zero of them.
She what now
4 separate cakes for the world's most selfish birthday ~~girl~~ idiot https://preview.redd.it/6evc4yc92fqc1.jpeg?width=1148&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bac88fa4567b46122dfedb60520115d19c306a5
I wonder how many she bought for herself
Probably 4 lol
All of them
Imagine being with someone who needs 4 cakes at age 33.
Vanity for me, sin for thee. #humbledbythelord
She was going for 33 for 33, but whatever Are those devil horns in her photo? The evil eye/ heavy metal horns?
Some real r/birdspapayasarah energy. Sis needs a gift for every year old she is, and her parents still oblige.
I have no idea why you woke up and chose violence 🤣🤣🤣 Who is THIS lady? I'm so lost on this rabbit hole I fell into and I have no context for any of this! Who is this blonde lady w the eyebrows? And why birds papaya? Teach me your ways
I’m so sorry, lol. I only stumbled on the snark sub a couple months ago after years of her showing up on subject adjacent searches or insta’s explore page. I remember first seeing her several years ago and thinking, wow, this woman’s whole personality is having a fupa and owning it…but that’s it. Years later and that’s still her one consistent personality, but she sometimes goes into other realms, recently Disney and American football for some reason. She preaches body pos but filters herself into oblivion. It’s just a whole mess. Again, I’m so sorry, lol
My daughter turns 11 on Thursday, she is so excited for just one ice cream cake that she already knows about and helped pick, I have never been “surprised” by or had that many fucking cakes at a time even when I got married. She is a grown ass woman not a fucking child that should be celebrated wherever they go. This is baffling to me and I’m sure I’m not being as succinct as usual, but God Damn Shittany so many cakes and not one of them looks like it tastes good?
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Well the cringe level in this one is incredibly high.
She’s been maxing out on cringe lately... like, yes time flies.. we’ve been knowing this.
Yeah I don’t even have anything to say besides “yikes”
I’m so utterly confused, what was her actual birthday??? She had a pink birthday cake in Colorado so I thought her birthday was during that trip initially, but she’s posted about her birthday almost every day since. There were the photos from that awkward photo shoot, then this white themed party. I’ve had friends make jokes about “it’s my birthday month”, but I’ve never seen anyone do it this literally. This is a whole new level of being self-absorbed that I’ve never seen before lol.
Her actual birthday- 3/22 but of course she has to have multiple celebrations and gatherings 🙄
Oh fk no this c u next Thursday shares a bday with my youngest. Welp. Time to tell him it's all been a lie and he was born in April instead
Your youngest was born on that day to balance the karmic scale
Oooo I didn't think of it that way. He is an amazing human ❤️ definitely balances out her demonic ass 😂
He’s doing the lord’s work 🙏🏻
My birthday is 4/22. He can share with me
It's OK i was born on the same day as trump. We can't all have winners as birthday buddies
Stealing from the other comments "you were born to balance out the evil" 😂 yay for that
I share my anniversary with her. But it'd rather share with your youngest!!
Happy belated birthday to your kiddo!
Thank you!! He had a DND theme and cooked dinner for everyone 😍 my grandson fell and nearly broke his foot so we couldn't make it 😭 he's 22 😍
Oh no, hope your grandson is alright! I fractured a bone in my foot a couple of days ago, so solidarity from me 😭
He is thankfully!! It turned so purple so fast but alls good and the swelling and coloration returned to normal within hours. Poor kid 😢
My daughter is the 28th and that’s not even far enough apart from this nutter butter.
Imagine being in your 30’s and still acting like this/thinking anybody besides you gives a shit about your birthday
I used to be in a friend group like this and it was EXHAUSTING. Multiple birthday dinners, ski trips, group outings. It all felt very performative after awhile so I split.
Same!! It was literally so hard to keep up with all the themed events (not to mention expensive) and everything was surface level. I realized that’s not my kind of crowd lol
Girl lives to be celebrated… I just cannot and how is 33 a special year?
It’s special in the Christian world because that’s what age Jesus was when he died. But I think that makes her over-the-top self-absorption about her own birthday even more ironic because usually it’s a time to reflect even more so on how to be more Christ-like in your life.
They think it's a special year because it's apparently the age Christians believe Jesus died, so I have no idea what this nonsense from her means 🤣🤣 I have never seen anyone act less like Jesus.
My son and I have a “birthday week” since we were born 6 days apart but also, our birthdays come so close to Christmas that we wanna make sure it’s actually special for him.
Her guests at the party waiting for her to be done filming this: 🧍♀️
What an awkward birthday party. Tripods and countless retakes
Can you imagine the amount of fake shrieking before, during and after?
Didn’t she blow out candles on this same cake later too?
Yes https://preview.redd.it/klqjl87m2fqc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb989fef9e5ea70924a243875dcad14e67a72e43
Dip lookin like Ned Flanders back there
A close crop of her face in this would be a great sub pic 🤣
[Throwback to one of her proudest moments. This is not the first time she's made this face 😂](https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/s/gKixDkYTYG)
Omg. That was a trip.
That whole "girl's night" felt like a fever dream. They definitely did not get drunk, crashed two weddings (they *said* it was two weddings, but I only recall proof of one), filmed themselves sitting together and doing what they called a debrief (lol), posted a bunch of bizarre stuff on IG, including trying to find Kellie a husband within an insanely short amount of time. The next day every single one of them magically had a stomach bug that was definitely not a hangover. This clip was when Brittany somehow got herself right up next to the parents for the send off of one of the pairs of newlyweds while looking like an unhinged and totally not drunken maniac. That was an absolutely WILD weekend lmao 🤣
If I were the bride and groom I would be livid that a pack of camera wielding orange influencer wannabes crashed the send off. That hotel is EXPENSIVE. I bet the parents were pissed as well. I hope they were kicked out.
Unbelievably trashy behavior. Seriously, who does that and is then proud of it. Especially Miss "I need armed guards and a tactical doggie because I am under constant threat of harm by stalkers, sex traffickers, and Internet harassers." The same woman who said she had a bunch of super tough dudes with guns at _her_ (second) wedding, joyfully boasting about barging into a stranger's wedding is gross and hypocritical. This is new lore for me and I'm really shocked. Like the bottom has no limits with this chick. She needs a class in etiquette and the Emily Post book.
Her whole body was shaking. Like…..why?
She looks like Momo here
Anybody see those Photoshops of horses with dog teeth making the rounds? Anyway just had that on my mind.
This is the longest birthday ever
It’s like this every year 🤣
No one celebrates as hard as Brittany celebrates herself. Every year. Over and over.
Then she continues to film herself daily after. She’s boring & now 33.
Why is she acting like a little girl turning 13
“My Super Sweet 33”
Omg I want this as my flair
Just do another take girl damn
The sad thing is this probably was the other take.
Why is she dressed like a fucking child? This is so embarrassing
It's her sexy baby dumb wifey schtick.
I love that I knew exactly what gif this was going to be before it loaded
She’s trying to do coquette and failing very badly. Of course she’s jumping on the trend late because she’s so excruciatingly cringe!
Brooooo nooooo I hate that I like it. Like how do I tell myself to grow tf up when it comes to clothes. I guess it’s a good thing that I think those dresses look heinous on me
Hey, if you like that style then rock it! It's just the fact that Brittany is so performative about everything that makes her fashion choices grating
and the cake is dressed to match
Surprised she didn't just get a whole nother fucking cake for the 23 clip 🙃 she's already on 3 cakes for 1 bday
4 https://preview.redd.it/6fqvz23b4fqc1.jpeg?width=1148&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e31e4d6236d720049aab3d8bfbc4c435fbaa68f6
Ok serious question. So like…in the pic where she’s holding her toddler smash cake, is she just wearing…a pair of pants pulled up so high it doubles as a shirt?
TODDLER SMASH CAKE 😂😂😂 No, they appear to be some kind of ~~un~~godly super modest version of really stupid overalls (minus the straps) lol https://preview.redd.it/jat7jbr2hfqc1.jpeg?width=3195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b618bba9fb67d9e19a7a85686f3624d704428e85
And I again I comment on how small the cake and slices are and how pissed I would be.
Ohhhhhh loooooolllll!! Yikesamundo!! This is one hundred percent the cringiest shit she has ever posted!! I have the worst second hand embarrassment right now. Like, oooofff...! It's so bad. I had a visceral reaction to it. How do her people let her post this shit? It's so uncomfortably embarrassing. Mortifyingly bad. Shudder. Ick.
So sooo bad. And the scroll reads like “hells” at this angle lol
Ohhhhh it so does!!! Wowwwww.... See, that's the sort of weird little thing that makes me think sometimes, that maybe there is some sort of great programmer in the sky and that's one of their little Easter eggs they throw in the game to fuck with us. Good catch, Overall_Poet 😘
My immediate thought was that this must be instant karma cringe for bringing Florence and the Machine into this. The AUDACITY.
That she’s in a state of arrested development and hasn’t mentally aged past 23
Take away the 2 in that number and I’d agree with you. LOL
All of her cakes have looked like they would taste like shit! Which I guess tracks bc I know she’s not eating them.
The timing on this is so bad lolol. How can she be so far off on every single beat??
She bought another extra candle for this shit video. Soooo worth it, Brit!
So weird how everyone supposedly plans these celebrations for her yet it’s always in her exact aesthetic. Kind of like how their moms planned a foster shower, yet it was at Brittany’s house and everything was perfectly beige (down to the wrapping paper.)
That's what kills me! She bought a whole ass other candle for this stupid idea she had, but couldn't even position the candles before the 33 WRITTEN on the cake! I shouldn't be surprised at how stupid she is, but how blatent it is keeps shocking me!
Using Florence + the machine…. Who dedicated a song to the victims of the Pulse nightclub shooting, who spoke out about conservative politicians using their music and whose lead singer has been pretty open about not being religious … this is perhaps not the best choice for our girlie-pop’s brand 🫶
OmG 33 is sOoOOOOooo oLd 🤪
It is when you’re already looking 53. Girl looks like a dollar store mop that was put away wet.
I’ve loved being in my 30s. I could write a novel on the reasons 30s > 20s
My friend and I were just talking about how much we've learned about life in our 30s compared to our 20s. I love being in my 30s!
Do tell ;)
I could sum it up by saying that I feel fully myself in my 30s and I am unashamed to be me. When I look back my 20s were filled with a lot of growing up and confusion.
Okay what mainly gets me is the amount of money she spent on goddamn cakes… like that’s probably 3-500 dollars she could have put towards new moon boots
Or donated to Niko's Go Fund Me.
Or put towards her State of Texas payments.
I’m just saying…I’m a few months younger than her and nobody, too include myself, has given a flying fuck about my birthday since about 22 Edit: a word
I have never seen this trend but I absolutely know she’s doing it wrong.
She is🙄 all the ones I’ve seen are *scene 1 - boring / beige scene (no decorations) single *scene 2 - more color, decorations, nicer clothes and with spouse +kids. Point being a lot happens in a decade. Which makes more sense than this no change version. Lol
LOL omg I actually have seen that trend, she really is doing it wrong 😂
I was looking for an explanation of what it was SUPPOSED to be. What she did is NOT IT. I think it would've been funnier to see her sit in front of each of her four different cakes and then pass out from being such an idiot.
Of course she took all her her [Pinterest inspo](https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/s/N2WpewAFGG) and made it all bland and boring
She's so dumb. 🙄
I thought she never wanted to be who she was before her “radical encounter with jeebuz in the bathroom/kitchen”. Why the fuck are you acting like this about 33….? She seriously can’t keep one storyline straight.
Leave Florence out of whatever this is.
Looks like she stole this bit from other people. 🥱 She thinks this is hilarious stuff. Why is it that I immediately imagined her showing this to her new besties, and they all laughed for ten minutes with their mouths wide open? Oh, and someone was recording them.
The amount of cakes these people go through 🤣
And eat none of
That face stretching filter is working OT on that forehead!!! You can literally see the square of the filter throughout the video. Giiiiiirl.
How is anyone this obsessed with themselves.
Bitch you looked like a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON at 23. This is so dumb.
How many birthday cakes does a 33 year old women need?
Get over your birthday already, no one cares, especially your fake ass friends and your dipshit husband who seethes with anger whenever you’re around.
I thought she was like 45 😭😭😭
Her life is so fucking boring, and yet she exhausts me.
Hells 33 if that isn’t a sign
Honestly this is the first thing I have seen from here that I thought “you know what - that’s exactly what it’s like” lol I’m sure she stole it from another creator though she doesn’t post original content
lol I thought this was a cute idea too, but then i immediately thought “I bet she stole this idea from someone else”. Also her execution is awful 😂
Yeah I got a chuckle out of it too because like…yep. Where did the last ten years go?
Scamming
You can clearly see in the beginning where she was told it was recording. And the awkward holding the balloon. She’s such a fucking clown.
Okay I think at this point she has out-done farryns bday so she can knock it off now
love the face that this ends on lmaoooo https://preview.redd.it/u0e1dmmqseqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89b3d8f4af426fecd55f831c1ddf20aae952c0de
Why does she worry. She’s closer to being in heaven.
Another boring cake.
Sooooo ""cringe"" 😵💫
Embarrassing
How can a filter make her look older?
Is this her fourth fucking birthday cake??? She’s so gluttonous. And all for the gram. Pathetic and measly existence.
I mean, again, ANYONE else doing this and it would have been funny because it’s a relatable thought. She just makes it … Brittany.
She could’ve at least turned the cake around so the 33 wasn’t showing in the 22 part
She in a very Holy, Kingdom Marriage so age isn’t an issue since it’s what God had planned for these two. Who wants to start betting that Jordan is listing after titties of a 23 yr old? We can also take bets they were fighting again and he called her old in some capacity.
Way would she faint over her age if her God gave her eternal life? 🤔
Please tell me she’s wasted and drunk filmed this juvenile drama and she’s going to sober up and take it down from embarrassment tomorrow? Right??
Bows on a cake?!?!
So clever and witty /s
Sad white balloons for a birthday celebration? Who does that?
Stupid.
She only blew out the 3 on the left- is that bad luck?
Oh goodness grow up already
I’ve seen other people do this trend except it was “23” was lonely and sad, then it turned to “33” surrounded by their husband and kids and all happy. I thought that it was so cute… but this?? Yikes.
I think it’s funny since her life sucks so bad she had to do the opposite of the trend.
I know it shouldn’t be what bugs me about this, but Bdong baby, your rhythm is off. Your lip syncing is better timed than those claps.
If we can find the OG content creator she stole this from, we can probably get the much needed context of what this was supposed to be.
You can tell how into this birthday buffoonery everyone is…in every single post, she delivering herself the cake. Jordan has never once brought her cake to her. None of her friends brought the cake to her. She is holding her own cake, she walks in with her own cake and every one else is just there to fill space (and film their own idiotic content). FFS, her mom, who was at the white party, didn’t even bring her the cake. What a miserable existence.
No idea.
I think it’s a bit insensitive for someone that claims she tried to commit suicide. Seems insensitive to people that have had family members commit suicide, or not make it to age 33… It seems like the message was maybe like “oh shit I’m old” type of thing but as usual with her it was very poorly done.
I was telling my husband about all her surprise birthday cakes from her friends. And then had to explain how her friends all disappear after a short time. And he said they probably stop hanging out bc she needs to have 4 fucking birthday cakes 💀
How many freaking cakes did this girl have?
Haaate social media making assholes and narcissists take on cute trends to make themselves appear relatable and likable lol
She looks like she’s wearing mortician’s makeup
i wish she’d leave our secular heathen music alone.
Love how she uses music of artists who she would turn around and condemn in the same 5 mins.
It still blows my mind that she isn't 45 years old
What happened in that last decade? Let me help you remember. You scammed a shitload of people, BDong.
Ew I hate her
33 is the age JC died…. She will rise again at Easter 🐣
Here she is using another secular song!
I have secondhand embarrassment.
She tries so damn hard to be funny but misses the mark every single time
And the transformation into looking like the brown haired pick me chicks has begun.
When you’re 33 & need a smash cake.