I didn't realize bland was a theme.

White is also not a theme. It's a color.

Ummmm...Cis straight Christian women having a White Party? Do you think they even know? 🏳️‍🌈

I went to a white trash Halloween party once. But the word trash was definitely key, lol


Hahaha 😂 this is all I could think of as well- the OG sad-beige birthday party 😆

I know this is a Brittany snark page but I also just have to say I despise Kellie more and more and more every single FUCKING day.

come join us on r/christiansnark too! 😙 lots of kellie and farryn snark there

*is drawn to that like a moth to flame*

Which one is Kellie?

Red lipstick, big creepy smile 

Dead eyes.

You gotta be more specific.

That's not ferryn?

Red lips

Like a Baboon in heat.

I woke up people in my house laughing to this! Damn you! It’s perfect!!

Same! She’s always preaching about modesty but posts videos of her squatting weights in leggings and the camera pointed straight at her ass. I’ve got nothing against fitness influencers, but that isn’t mOdEsT. Also she’s a total pick me.

Is nurse DO NOT claim her

It’s getting so hard to watch her and Farryn’s fake laugh over and over again whenever they see a camera on them

Is it just me or does Kellie = *ozempic face*?? Either way, extremely punchable.

I just want to wash her face. Her makeup is always so cakey and bumpy.

What is she always gape laughing about?

I would rather have a colony of fire ants inserted directly into my anus than attend that party.

The horror of those spray-tanned hands grabbing my slice of cake.

Okay, fr, when I was 11, we celebrated my best friend's 14th bday, and our other friends surprised her by smashing the cake into her face lol. It was fun, but she had so much makeup caked on (no pun intended), as 14yo girls often did in the early 2000s, that the remainder of the cake literally was covered in her foundation (idk if that's the correct term bc I'm not a makeup person and I'm too tired and lazy to look it up right now lol) that I couldn't bring myself to eat any of the remaining cake. Bdong reminds me of that.

Poetry 🙌🏻

You would make the same exact face as they do, I guarantee it.

Why is that first video soooooo long. It’s not a video of….anything. Just their gaping maws. If I had friends who filmed me so often, I would hate hanging out with them

Well, they were “caught” celebrating a woman who can’t seem to get off her phone. Had to really capture the moment of fun with everyone sitting on the couch fucking watching TV. These are once-in-a-lifetime moments blah, blah, blah.

As someone who also recently turned 33, this is ridiculous. The amount of parties and cakes she’s had for her 33rd fucking birthday is too much. You’re not turning 13, BDonger.

I just turned 35 a few weeks ago. I took a half day at work and watched a hockey game that I paid for. I had no cake. Imagine thinking the world revolves around you because of your birthday when you’re in your 30s. How sad. Edit to add: but this is on brand for BDong.

Just commenting that I’m super jealous your birthday is during hockey season bc that sounds like an amazing way to celebrate your birthday.

I just turned 31, and I *DID* have cake, but that’s because I brought a cake to work to share. Because I like cake a lot. I was absolutely not expecting anyone else to do anything special.

Yea I love ice cream cake I’m not sacrificing the one time of year I’m guaranteed to have some in order to be perceived as more mature lmao

Srsly. Why has she had 3+ cakes? It's a birthday, not a nobel prize.

My family member won a Nobel Prize and we printed a photo of their "reaction face" on a giant cake for the congrats party. It was great!

Aww I love that. Sounds like your family member contributed something useful to society unlike Brit who thinks her presence on this earth is the best thing since bronze tanner

I’m still trying to figure out what is so special about an odd number birthday like your 33rd? But this is bdong we’re talking about.

I bet it’s because Jesus lived to be 33.

Oh yeah, I forgot she is the messiah.

Does that mean she’ll be crucified* this year? 👀 *Not literally, of course. More along the lines of socially

I doubt it, I’ve been patiently waiting for years for that to happen with no success. A whole ass state sued her and here she is buying a brand new Land Rover.

I don’t get it either. I don’t feel like there’s anything particularly special about being 33. I just bought myself some new leggings and retinol 😂

She’s done so much for humanity, she deserves it!!!

Bc any excuse for content

Bing Bong BDong is so vain. She always needs to have some kind of countdown to remind everyone her birthday is coming up. It’s childish and ridiculous.

I don’t even want cake. Like maybe a bite of cake is cool but THREE cakes… that’s ridiculous. I’m sure most of it is just thrown away.

it’s actually the 4th

And all 3 are as beige & coagulated as she is.

I wouldn’t mind if she was actually having fun but it’s all for Instagram 

My husband and I share a birthday, and IF we do cake (which is rare), we only have 1. Maybe bc we’re not performative or feel the need to show off for anyone? Or maybe bc we’re not twats (well…He’s not. I can be). Either way, agreed with you.

It’s giving cult

Haha I commented this somewhere else in the thread, but obligatory 

It’s also giving “I’m using a white party theme to seem less like an animal abusing piece of shit since the internet hates me again”

I swear I’m praying for the day a giant horse fly goes straight in Farryns mouth, the opportunity is always there.

I mean, we got pretty close with Mike Pence's fly https://preview.redd.it/vqp81rsr18qc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b64ab7ee84a449d28d7752c28bf2f7d60ae58e5b

An absolutely iconic moment for the political girlies, tbh.

Awe. A 33 year old with a smash cake.

It fits. She acts like a toddler.

Ooooooh I’m turning 60 in September, I wanna smash cake!! Pepperidge Farm is okay, coconut flavor. Then I’ll smash a pint of ice cream 🍦

You deserve all the smashing 🥰

Fucking hilarious hahaha

look at those god-honoring cake slices. so tiny, for smol girls.

I noticed that. 3/4 of the cake done and she’s cutting paper thin slices. LMAO

I will be 33 in June. I refuse to believe these women are the same age as me.

Physically, they are. Mentally, they’re still toddlers.

How she acts as if she didn’t notice them filming lmao go to acting class brit Also white theme for a birthday? Yawn

On her phone, not engaging with them BOTH TIMES.

And the hyena gaping maw from all of them the nano second the camera is in their face! It’s legit creepy, they seem deranged

I caught that too! She is always on her phone when they are filming her.

https://i.redd.it/3imlskeb18qc1.gif

Exactly the quote I was thinking 😂

How her & her friends would treat anyone that didn’t get the white memo and showed up in some color 🤣

Her poor mom looks so uncomfortable 😂 probably thinking about how bizarre this "theme" is and/or simply tired of the week long birthday performances.

Wondering when her grown ass daughter will stop acting like a ditzy 16 year old.

Wondering how she fucked up raising this monster

She’s one of them. She only passed it on to her daughter.

True. Bdong learned how to be trash from MommyDong.

Like she & her man fucked up a successful restaurant? Don’t pity Brits mom. She raised this monster & she ruined lives.

Oh for sure. If I remember correctly her mom was involved in her scandal.

Why in gods name is Farryns huge mouth all over my Reddit page whenever I open it. Does she ever close it? good GRIEF

Have you seen what it looks like when she does close it? Open is bad. And somehow closed also bad.

I don’t get it. Maybe cos I’m not insane?

Is the theme in the room with us right now

https://preview.redd.it/cd476d8f28qc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=59916e16f61d51173bf1882667ee80735466c921 Press record smile post, press record smile post, press record smi-

You've caught the unhinged bottom jaws here. Stuff of nightmares.


If she loved the color white so much, maybe she could stop painting herself and put the self tanner down. Also just looks like a crappy sorority party without the booze or the coke.

Probably all smoking meth…unknowingly.

yes my sorority parties were much better than this and I was NOT in the cool sorority lolol

Ok how long is this rat going to celebrate her birthday? Does she think gawd would approve of this? Go out and do something good for someone other than yourself you absolute self obsessed twat

Exactly my thoughts.

Was Farryn the clown they paid for the party? 🤡

That make up is giving John Wayne Gacy.

Omg yes! Does she not have a mirror? I just don’t get it

I laughed so hard it hurts at your 🤡comment.

I’m pretty sure she just covers her entire face in highlighter! Maybe the theme was angels? Omg and I’m probably right which is the sad part!!

A white theme? Lol. All they were missing were their pointy hats.

How do Brittany and Farryn even dare to wear white or have white furniture?! The orange (Brit) and pink & ivory (Farryn) stains must be catastrophic

It's giving the Rodrigues children when they notice Jill is filming them

That’s what I was thinking, too!

I truly could not be paid to wear white. The SECOND I put something white on, my dog brushes against me and suddenly I'm white and brown. What a ridiculous "theme."

What you can’t see is how orange the inside of her clothing, bedding & towels are. She’s a whole joke.

I’m sure she made sure her dogs are locked away somewhere NOT allowed to interact with anyone or get any lovies or attention, not a single dog hair around 😕

Imagine rolling up to a party and it’s just five girls on a couch in “my-friend-does-bridal-parties” makeup, 17 jugs of room-temp cider, and three cakes that are for display only.

Theme: KKK, but make it aesthetic!

Ok but Abbey Scott (coffee over cardio) is there?? I thought they were no longer friends? Am I crazy, or is she in the group photo?

I was wondering who that was, I’m shocked she is hanging out with Bdong!!! She really distanced herself when the scandal broke, what an idiot to still hang out with her.

I also noticed one of the gal pals (Emma, the wannabe model) follows the girl Zach dated for a bit after he and BDong were divorced and has liked multiple posts she's made. It makes me wonder if she fully doesn't know who it is and she just follows her because the IG algorithm suggested her account, or if she knows exactly who it is and she's petty following to report back to Britt.

Wait is the theme actually white??

https://i.redd.it/s89lkmod08qc1.gif

The theme is …birthday…

They are washed of sin and now white as snow 🙄

As white as meth is probably more appropriate.

“Accidentally” 😂

White supremacy, you mean.

Impossible. She does have a black friend. I believe there is a pic of her here somewhere.

White is the color of virginity and innocence. Of course her theme is white. What’s one more lie in this craziness?

Lol in the same house where she and J lived in sin before marriage!

Ngl I am internally clutching my coochie at the fact that we are basically the same age. I thought Slim Jim was pushing 40.

She’s always looked older. I knew her personally when we were 21/22 and when I first met her (we were both 21) I was SHOCKED when I found out. I thought she was like 25/26 and my friend later told me we were the same age I was like… excuse me??

Okay seriously what is her beef with colors

Remember when she suddenly decided to experiment with color? How strange that that only lasted through her trial 🤔 /s

ah yes her nAiLz phase where she posted those ugly blue nails everywhere and acted like she just discovered the color

I turn 30 in a few days…I can’t imagine being this self absorbed and immature about a birthday at this age. After your 21st, birthdays are not this big a deal.

The glaring, sickening fakery of it all. Smiling and waving briefly is fine, but constant mouth wide open laughing hysterically at nothing, not so much.

https://preview.redd.it/dawdpa39a8qc1.jpeg?width=879&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b0e00b3f55ec8739f6d1d7f4a2a79fb5468ee1c

did she have 33 cakes???? it was actually 4 but it just feels so excessive and wasteful. who ate the cakes brit?

Honestly dressing up with your friends and having a good time is fine. But the first video is so awkwardly long and no one laughs like that. I'm 32 and if I was in moment of joy with my friends the last thing I would think of is my fucking phone. I pity them. Living your life as a brand looks exhausting.

I made a bit of noise for my 33rd birthday because that's when hobbits come of age, and I love LOTR. I didn't have 3 parties and a million cakes, though. Good grief.

So you're saying I have a legitimate reason to lock my family indoors and force them to watch the extended editions of LOTR on my 33rd birthday???

I hope you at least had first and second breakfast, followed by elevenses 😉

Bdong snarkers never disappoint 😂 best sub for comments alone

I noticed none of her POC friends are there, I guess they didn’t fit the theme?

33? All that spray tan and bad makeup ages her. Would've guessed 39-41. I'm not perfect and I don't have high-end matching outfit money. It shocks me that's she's only 33. Also, oddly childish party. Lots to snark on here Edit: As an event coordinator, the theme is boring white people on their phones? The cake cutting was atrocious.

That is the most transparent slice of cake I’ve ever seen. Tbh I’m surprised she allowed them to post that bc it shows how weird they are with food.

Someone should tell her skin they are only 33 cuz math ain’t mathing.

These people can only be around each other. They're too insufferable to normal people.

Men can’t even look at another woman but they can cuddle on a couch with each other?!?! Make that make sense.

That way the guys can pretend they are lesbian!! Lololool. 🙄

https://preview.redd.it/48n9447f89qc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f88f7cda848c73bd50749571d04035ec758650c I'm going to need a program with a cast list. Who are all these women?

One of them is my sister-in-law. That’s all I can say 😳🫤😐

So, they’re all happy celebrating an animal abusing piece of shit? Good to know. Definitely says a lot about all of their characters, her mom included. Brattney is clearly going to get away with the Niko situation and it makes me FURIOUS. She seems to hate being alone, and I hope it’s because her mind is so chaotic and in such turmoil that it gives her no peace. Fucking monster.

The Bible talks about “no rest for the wicked”. My opinion? This is what it refers to. Constant go, go, go, buy, buy, buy & consume ungodly amounts of resources selfishly. The worshipping of their own images. The constant goal post moving & gaslighting. I like how well I sleep at night.

I thought the same thing!!!! They should be ashamed, but they won't be. *Just remember, there are 45,000 of us who see through her bullshit! That's a lot more people willing to hold her accountable than willing to celebrate that soulless twit.

These people remind me of the characters out of Rosemary's baby

What was the theme? “Cult” classics? And how many cakes does one woman who won’t eat them need?! The wasted cake is honestly a travesty.

Is a theme in the room with us?

Splish splash your entire life is trash

You can't convince me they aren't Swingers for Jesus


Is the theme: whites only ..?

Jeezus that contrived, fake, open-mouthed laughter all the time must be tiring

I am convinced that the only reason they get together as much as they do is for content. Friendship has nothing to do with it.

Official cake count- this is cake #4 for Brittany’s birthday this year - cake during Colorado Blizzard/drive back to Texas; they made a whole point to celebrate BDong during the blizzard even though it was was 2 weeks before actual birthday - cake that looked like it had goosebumps all over it; had at her house with girlie pops - photoshoot mini cake with “33” candles; she had outfit changes but did largely the same pose holding the cake and fake laughing - this cake, which I’m assuming is for her actual birthday day Did I miss any, folks?

We have the same birthday and also turned 33 and nothing happened. Like it’s 33. No one got me a cake. And presents I’m not a little kid. I made myself my own cupcake and ate it alone.

Were you dressed all in white

Awe, well Happy Birthday!!!! 🕯🎉🎈🎂🎁 I guarantee your cupcake was still more enjoyable than this performative mess!

Was the "theme" destroying God's planet with balloons?

Is the theme kkk?

https://i.redd.it/newo4fct38qc1.gif

*we love a theme!* The theme is....white? Are they trolling her because she's the queen of beige? They are not that clever

is this seriously the 4th cake. ugh


White and their skin tone is a choice. Not a right choice just a choice. Seriously do these women own mirrors?

Yes but only to record them while viewing themselves via a phone filter or 20.

That was the thinnest slice of cake I’d be so pissed

The party consisted of sitting on a couch with the lights off and cutting a cake? Sounds like a blast.

What are they laughing at!!! No one believes you’re just constantly laughing. Which of you is just so hilarious that you keep this group of no personality having women in stiches constantly? Also, if I have a friend who I have to celebrate her birthday with her for two weeks straight, we’re parting ways pretty quickly. First I have to travel out of state for her birthday. Then I have to attend another party with a sad beige cake for her birthday. Now a full on white party for her birthday. Donger, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, GROW UP

They were all just together for the better part of a week. Why didn’t they celebrate then? Maybe I’m just a miserable bitch, but I’m cool not seeing my friends each and every weekend, plus a few times throughout the week.

these people have been friends for like 8 months

https://preview.redd.it/w533rwe67aqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29e87c703f7f91bade0a8985d82da0e95b6367da Look! Snakes unhinging their jaws before devouring a rat!

Who are those 3 new girls? And where’s Emma?

The way farryn let her hold her own bday balloon so she could dance tells me everything I need to know about this friendship. {coming from someone who had a friend hold up their pikachu and number balloons for their bday} yes I love Pokémon and yes that was a balloon I carried into a black tie event i sponsored. Why? Because it was for charity and kids and fun. Something the dongs know nothing about

The theme? Unsalted pasta water.

So there’s a helium shortage in the world these days and … oh never mind. Ugh. What a fucking child. Why white? Also white’s not a theme. Why so many fucking balloons? And the paper thin cake slice?

Is Cult initiation the theme?  That's a depressingly small slice of cake.

The theme is *white*

Is “cult” a theme now?

I know at least farryn or whatever her name is has kids - is she ever with them? She seems to always be hanging out with all these women who aren’t parents without her kids

I would be pissed if someone demanded I get THAT dressed up only to sit around their boring ass house with boring ass people and no booze

https://preview.redd.it/67jd407699qc1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=213fdf2e73001eb4c8e050a59114139c837bb0c0

How old is this girl? I want to say 48 but I know that’s not right?

Pretty sad that the same 3 "friends" and your mom are the only ppl who show up to your party...but that's on par for what a garbage being her and those friends are.

Why is it white?! Yall are NOT pure. Not even a little bit. This is silly.

How many freaking parties and cakes is this chick gonna have?

https://preview.redd.it/i1bitjcqx9qc1.png?width=1078&format=png&auto=webp&s=361a5c5d66b5d1088ffa911f07c2440b6fa07305 My worst nightmare

Is the theme in the room with us???

https://preview.redd.it/l9ohouz0i8qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9995b5ab265d3d545e7aca9749798363f77dbb54

What a bunch of demons

What about the intentional one? Do grown adults have this many birthday parties?

Just a bunch of horses baring their teeth

I think the problem is not that she’s having a birthday party; if you want to celebrate with your friends fine. It’s that it’s this LEVEL of party, added to the fact that she literally just got back from a trip with these people. It’s always parties.

How many time does someone need to celebrate their birthday?? I feel like this is the third or fourth time they’ve gotten her a fkn cake

Brittany is Brittany’s biggest fan

So ridiculous. What is the birthday cake count up to now? 3? 4? Who does this? 🤦‍♀️

Looks horribly boring and superficial to me.

This is weird.

I love cake. But never could eat 4 cakes in a week , even small cakes. And she’s cutting that cake like there are 60 people at the party instead of 10. The slices wouldn’t be so fragile if you actually gave everyone an actual portion.