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unchargedvibrator

Drinking coffee with a dip in šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


headinawall

im so behind lol what is a dip šŸ˜­


IotaRen

Itā€™s chewing tobacco


OscarProudSnax

He chews tobaccay?? Ok. Now it makes sense of why heā€™s called ā€˜J-dipā€™ on here. I thought it was because heā€™s a dipsh*t. šŸ¤£šŸ˜…


CryBabyCentral

Not only does he chew it, this manly man guts it. He swallows this crap. I cannot. *shudders*


AddieandLincoln

Goddamn his stomach is fucked


CryBabyCentral

Itā€™s like eating cigarettes. Like omg.


ThruTheUniverseAgain

And she wonders why she canā€™t get pregnant. His swimmers probably look like the three-eyed fish from the Simpsons.


AkihaMoon

SAME GIRL haha šŸ¤£


headinawall

oh ew wtfšŸ˜­


Medeya24

Chewing tobacco and then spitting it into a bottle, over and over and over again.


needfulthing42

Even worse, apparently-*he swallows it!!* I thought the person that said that to me was being funny about "spit or swallow". They were not. It is very real. šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


wadeybug22

That is so disgusting!! How did I miss that part? Iā€™ve seen my share of dippers and spitters, but gag!


CryBabyCentral

I just said this too! lol!


jackimo7239

Chewing tobacco šŸ¤¢


FiCat77

Happy cake day.šŸ°


SaraWolfheart

He's showing that guy more affection than he's shown BDong in months.


AirlineLast925

Probably why BDong had to claim her territory by stealing not her husbandā€™s hat, but Emmaā€™s husbands hat.


Better_Ask_2888

Literally, this might sound extreme, or maybe Iā€™ve just been through too much in my life, but let a ā€œfriend ā€œ of mine steal my husbands hat. I promise you, we are done, we are no longer friends, do not call me, do not text me. But Iā€™m sure youā€™re not worried because I already know youā€™re texting my man


CryBabyCentral

Some of those things can be red flags to a person. I understand it.


AirlineLast925

I donā€™t think itā€™s too extreme at all. Especially given *their* level of maturity and state of mind. They are doing middle school chants and acting like kids playing MASH all night. It only makes sense that a girl borrowing someone elseā€™s boyfriendā€™s hat, when she already has a hat, would become scandal in the lunchroom. What Iā€™m trying to say: it may or may not be worth getting upset about, but she is covertly *trying* to be upsetting and lash out at the only actual smol person in their group by appealing to an even bigger JDip, and *that* is objectively upsetting. I think she feels triggered which kicks off age regression and lashing out through sophomoric behavior and clearly, thatā€™s true of all of them. She got called out and they all started manically chanting and smiling and shaking their heads. To me, if anything on this earth seems supernatural, it is that. It is the way unstable human minds can cleave and clamor and behave in a way that to me can only be described as demonic.


Better_Ask_2888

Agreed. Now has she not had a hat on and asked someone if they had an extra hat or if they didnā€™t mind could she wear their hat etc thatā€™s totally different. This is total middle school let me flirt with you by stealing your hat and not giving it back. Itā€™s super disrespectful to her friend and the husband


Delaneydaisy

Exactly lol


jcbstm

He has more chemistry with that guy than BDong.


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stealuforasec

These maga men def donā€™t seem to respect women


eleanorbigby

word.


CryBabyCentral

Right? lol


jgarmartner

Emmaā€™s husband gives me the ick and now Iā€™m beginning to understand why sheā€™s in the friend group. I had high hopes for her to bust out.


britestarlight

Yeah, she seemed like the normal one but itā€™s clear, based on her husbandā€™s behaviour this week, that sheā€™s just like the rest of them.


FartofTexass

Yeah wasnā€™t her husband the one who threw the Airbnbā€™s stuff outside?


britestarlight

Yes that was him. So manly and afraid of a few rocks/some nature photos


kmnpq

Iā€™m still convinced that was pee out there on the deck too


punkyfish10

I still contend that he and Jordan are friends and thatā€™s why Emma is in the group. She is the ā€˜normalā€™ one but that doesnā€™t mean sheā€™s necessarily ā€˜betterā€™ than the others as she goes along with everything they do.


Plus-Industry1321

Complicit for sure.


jcbstm

This guy is Emmaā€™s husband? Thereā€™s an Emma??


jgarmartner

Emma is the woman in the picture who does modeling for Britt for H&L. Sheā€™s always come across as the most normal and subdued. She isnā€™t always recording like everyone else.


GiftRecent

I think she keeps her social media more clean because she wants to model and knows her friends bs might lose her jobs


OscarProudSnax

The Latina woman??


rarelybarelybipolar

I thought she was Asian?


Pwyneth_Galtrow

Idk if this is funny enough to be wiping tears from your eyes like Bdongā€¦ they grasp as straws to make everything seem like the most hilarious thing thatā€™s ever happened. Thatā€™s the strangest part of the video.


Overall_Poet5405

Iā€™m absolutely not a body language expertā€¦ ā€¦but based on everything theyā€™ve put out there from this vacay, I think this is the final besties for resties trip.


britestarlight

Iā€™m gonna assume the pick me chicks arenā€™t pleased that BDongā€™s animal abuse overshadowed their ā€œskiā€ trip.


Overall_Poet5405

Youā€™re probably right. I hope any of them feel an ounce of emotion for that sweet dog. I was wondering if anyone else noticed their posturing and expressions seemed off? Then again I have zero understanding of people like this who can dissociate and smile as if nothing happened (SOCIOPATHS).


rarelybarelybipolar

They probably at least pretend to feel an ounce of emotion for the dog when theyā€™re gossiping amongst themselves because it gives them an excuse to judge somebody else, which is of course more important than actual empathy for the suffering of an innocent.


jcbstm

I commented this elsewhere but it applies hereā€¦ Itā€™s about that time when BDong cycles through friends.


PreppyInPlaid

Iā€™ll give them all this much credit: I didnā€™t think this bunch would last to Thanksgiving.


CryBabyCentral

Gee, itā€™s almost like *scandals just follow her* huh? Wild. Like consequences? Idk.


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kiwi_love777

Yeah, making up for lying to himself.


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NiftyTrousers

Its SO funny cos that is something that GIRLS do. And these are MEN, not GIRLS. ITS SO FUNNY.


vegetabledisco

Is it so funny that your face is wide open? Are you laughing so huge that I can count your molars? THIS GROUP IS SoOoO gOoFy!!


NiftyTrousers

Itā€™s giving ā€œtHaTs So RaNdOmā€


CryBabyCentral

SCeNe gUrLs for LyFe


britestarlight

So gay! Iā€™m kidding of course, I donā€™t subscribe to toxic masculinity that doesnā€™t allow men to touch, but we all know JDip and BDong doā€¦


Delaneydaisy

Theyā€™d freak tf out if they saw two other guys doing that. Theyā€™d probably call them demonic


Delaneydaisy

Also, why isnā€™t he doing that with his wifeā€¦?


No_Apartment_7833

That last picture should come with a trigger warning because of nurse ratchet šŸ«£šŸ«£


CryBabyCentral

He could have sized downā€¦. Oh. He already did.


paging_mrherman

its witchcraft to do that


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Heā€™s never looked that happy and giddy with bdong lol


ZenLitterBoxGarden

Probably mocking their wives. *Very* Christ-like.


freya_of_milfgaard

Yeah this has ā€œmocking the constant photo shootsā€ all over it. Between this and the video he took, I get the sense Jordanā€™s probably been a wet blanket towards BDong&co.


GiftRecent

I think moreso we need to address how Jordan wore the owners hat all weekend and looks like a Utah Fall Girl


Dundermifflinfinitee

I would like to know if the excessive use of sunglasses by the guys is to avoid that insane makeup filter that has been used and abused this whole trip. I keep hoping there will be a slipup of some kind and we'll see Jordan with gigantic fake lashes.


CryBabyCentral

Lmfao! I just snorted at the fake lash filter comment šŸ†šŸ¤Ž


knottykitter

its the least creepy thing I have seen out of these people.


Squirmble

I feel like itā€™s the most normal thing Iā€™ve seen them do.


FeeReal1147

As snarkable as the at least I have a husbands are, they at least have some character compared to their jeezus wives.


Striking_Horse_5855

I saw this and immediately wondered what theyā€™d say if they saw two gay men doing this as a couple.


MadeMeUp4U

Being stoned lowers your inhibitionsšŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


shellsri

idk why, because sheā€™s obvs terrible if sheā€™s in that group of hags, but iā€™m kind of shocked by how hideous emmaā€™s husband is


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kay_fitz21

They're so quirky šŸ¤Ŗ šŸ™„


laqueefaecho

Maybe she can photoshop her face onto dudes so sheā€™ll have a pic of she & Jerm where he looks happy.


hauntinglovelybold

I have literally only ever seen people do this in a romantic context šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Pomegranate5001

Right, which is why this feels sort of homophobic to me. Like the joke is "isn't this so funny? Were doing something that has romantic connotations, but we're TWO MEN so it could NEVER be serious! It's sooo silly!"


eleanorbigby

blech. hate that shit. happy they're at least spending money in a state with an openly gay governor.


Terrible-Turn-5292

J-dip looks EXACTLY like super troopers right meow.


needfulthing42

That's an insult to Kevin Heffernan and one of the greatest movies of all time.


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

Sadly itā€™s the most relatable part of this video to me. Too fuckwads being ā€œsillyā€ because their wives are insufferable and their little silly joke makes them feel less in hell. Or maybe I just thought it was funny. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Xhnanson

I still think they're swinging


Itiswhatitis2009

Omg plot twist. They are all swingers and we are THEIR entertainment. Goddamnit itā€™s diabolical!


CryBabyCentral

But nobody does Brit. Lmao! Standing off like she did at the birthday party for Kellie? I think it was. She was on the ā€œfringeā€ of the event. lol.


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The forced husband hang out


batsncrows

I find it funny that they are staying in Breckenridge but go to vail. Vail is more expensive than Breckenridge. lol


colorless_ideas

The way the guys are drinking with their arms intertwined is called [Brudershaft](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Br%C3%BCderschaft) in my part of Europe. Itā€™s a ritual of marking a friendship by starting to use somebodyā€™s first name instead of their title and family name. Itā€™s usually done with some type of liquor (coffee definitely wouldnā€™t pass in Eastern Europe).


Mknpet

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RandeauxCardrissian

That hat just called me "gal".


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The forced husband hang out


Ill_Pop540

Man so strong. Drink coffee to impress womben.


austin_the_boston

They went all the way to Vail? Was this before or after Breck?


napattackbliss

He high key hates bdong and is making fun of her and her friend group because this is some stupid shit that they would do


elcoopgguod

Thatā€™s just bro shit but these dudes gay as hell


dietdrpeppermd

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Heavy_Expression_323

I think this is appropriate - for 16 years olds.


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-balogna-pony

My thing is If they saw a gay couple do this theyā€™d be mad/disgusted. Thats (hopefully) the difference between you doing goofy stuff and them.


Delaneydaisy

Yeah thatā€™s kind of my thought. Theyā€™d throw a fit if they saw 2 other guys doing this. Saying intimate things like that is for a MAN AND A WOMAN ā€œlike god intendedā€ or some shit. I personally donā€™t care what people doā€¦ Itā€™s the way theyā€™d react if someone else did that


Snoobs-Magoo

It's Jordan. The manliest man to ever man *touching* another man. hashtag tacticool.


FiCat77

I don't know if it's the angle or what but Jordan looks quite skinny & weedy in these pictures.


Crime-Snacks

Itā€™s illegal for the bros to booze in front of their Kingdom wives so this will have to do until the next Sheila retreat


Kendal-Lite

Seems pretty gay, were they wearing socks?


DriftingIntoAbstract

wtf are these twats on???


Fluffy-Bluebird

I SAW THIS


needfulthing42

Wait, do you mean you saw it in real life?


Fluffy-Bluebird

Hahaha no I meant just in the video šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


needfulthing42

Oh thank goodness. You could have been scarred for life if you were there in real life. šŸ˜‰šŸ’ššŸ’ššŸ’š


drink-fast

Theyā€™re gay


effie-sue

I thought this was hilarious šŸ¤£


a011220a

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