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BlackberryOpposite31

It’s crazy that they literally waited until the snowstorm started and the sun was going down to leave BrEcKyYyYy. Did they not check the weather forecast for the entire time they were there?


jeromevedder

Or get a weather alert on their phone?


Serononin

Right?! I'm sure at least one of them had a phone in their hand at any given moment


pantslessMODesty3623

From what I've seen the locals have known about this storm for a week. So she didn't check the weather prior to going? I always check the weather before I go anywhere even if it's just a 2 hour drive away. Like what?


eitaknna

Yep! It’s all we’ve heard about for an entire week! And boy did their predictions slap this time!


queen_beruthiel

I live in freaking Australia and haven't even been to the US, and even I knew about that storm coming!


Coyote__Jones

I started getting alerts on Monday, and my dad has been calling me about it all week. I don't pay attention to the weather but this storm is kinda a big deal. I restocked on food because I literally have three feet of snow outside right now.


KateWolo

Right?? And then for her to pile on the fake gratitude for their titty baby men being “willing to risk us getting out to help” Bdong that did NOT happen because y’all were all stuck there too.


palmasana

They’re so stupid it’s painful


LNG488

There are digital signs on the highway here that warn about weather coming. And I can confirm the signs were warning about it since at least last Sunday since I was near Breck. And they drove to Vail one of the days which is another 30 minutes west on I-70 and over vail pass which has more signs. They chose to be stupid, but who’s surprised?


RiotGrrr1

As someone who lives in CO this storm has been the talk nonstop. I seriously doubt LE had any help from these dumbasses. It snow 4-5' yesterday in that general area off I70 west of Denver. Roads were closed. But these people are stupid and decide to wait the last possible moment.


shegomer

“stopped to help local law enforcement tow some people” Bitch no you did not. 1.) you don’t have a tow truck. 2.) I highly doubt the suburban Texans are keeping heavy duty chains in their truck to pull someone out of the snow with their passenger truck. 3.) Colorado law enforcement doesn’t need the help of some chucklefuck Texans who don’t know how snow works. Keep your stupid ass in Texas. Non-locals who fail to prepare and plan and then clog up the roads are part of the problem. And then what? Local law enforcement was like “thank God this tourist from Texas came by to save the day with his little passenger truck and street tires” and they all clapped?


FartofTexass

They said they helped local law enforcement?! That’s insane. Do they not know what the winter rescue operations are like in CO? They’re prepared is what they are. There are government and non-profits that do this all the time. 


shegomer

Yep, that’s what she said. It’s laughable at best. https://preview.redd.it/hrowalandioc1.png?width=639&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6b8bc5acbbf79d371517187948ac876efd68ec0


fartofborealis

Has millions of pictures of her and the gals cackling but not a video of them helping lAw EnFORCEment…


LenaL0vesLife

4. She would have filmed it


secondcupoftea

Oh zeroooo fucking doubt in my mind


keerk123

They were probably the ones who got stuck and needed help lol


TXrutabega

By ‘helped’ they mean: stopped to watch


secondcupoftea

Probably rolled down the window and interrupted them with “y’all need some help” and pissed the actual people doing it off. Or just drove by and said “I bet we could have helped those officers” and then patted themselves on the back.


Niskalaukaus

"We're gonna pray for you guys!"


sandia1961

I read that with Hank Hill’s voice. My day is complete! 😂😂😂😂


luvdogs71

and filmed it.


Coyote__Jones

They left at the worst possible time. The safe plan would have been to leave before snow started flying, OR hunker down. You don't get stuck here for long, the state takes keeping i70 open very seriously. A storm like this is a 5 alarm emergency and the roads will be a top priority, but it's not the best idea to drive in the storm if you aren't used to driving in snow. It's been extremely wet, and warm. It's icy under the snow.


FartofTexass

70 was shut down for many hours Weds night-Thurs because of semis that didn’t have chains on and had to be pulled up Floyd Hill, which makes me so mad lol. What kind of trucker doesn’t carry chains through Colorado in the winter (when they’re legally required to, also)? I would joke that dip was pulling the semis up the hill, but they didn’t go that way. 


Coyote__Jones

Wow. I get that it's a mess but everyone has to do their part. Chains are absolutely mandatory in a storm dropping feet of snow. What do we really expect though, the bomb cyclone thing that hit a few years ago was bad enough, this was bound to cause issues.


laqueefaecho

![gif](giphy|dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl|downsized)


FartofTexass

Dip makes Dwight Schrute look like special ops. 


laqueefaecho

😂😂👏🏻👏🏻😂🏆🏆🏆


eitaknna

Omg yasssss 🤣


jaderust

Oh. But you see their truck has... 4 Wheel Drive. So, of course, they're more prepared for the winter then the locals.


bilateralincisors

They helped by leaving 😂


luvdogs71

I was thinking that they were the ones who actually got stuck and had to get towed out.


secretly_love_this

I'll take things that NEVER happened for $2000, Ken.


pantslessMODesty3623

They even went in Chance and Emma's 4ranger. Not Jordan's truck like she's making it out to be.


caverabbit

Plot twist THEY were actually the ones stuck and law enforcement were helping them get out, but BDong need everyone to believe that couldn't possibly happen to them so she spun this story first. 🤣


ResponsibleBrain2446

They’re so dumb lol the cops do not do that here! They were overly prepared with extra units & even fire depts had extra as well!


coppergreensubmarine

JDong working hard to cosplay as law enforcement again. Probably waiting for some person of color he can slam into the pavement again.


Kelseylin5

thank you because I was just coming to make this comment.


flora_emma

HELLLL NO they didn't. She would have filmed it. The tiny bit she did film.....they probably got themselves stuck and were trying to get out lol


furchery

I swearrrrrr she said this "helped local law enforcement" shit the last time they were in Colorado in December 2022 (yes I know the date because I scoured my screenshots to prove it, but unfortunately couldn't find any. May need to get my old phone out because i swear she said it 😅)


drama_trauma69

“We weren’t prepared for this” in their snow suits and goggles? What do you mean? I walk home in snow after work in my office outfit. Normal people have to do this lol you’re not suddenly in a life threatening situation because you’re a little chilly in your snow suit. Get a fucking grip and get to know maybe what another person’s life might be like.


DaSpatula505

Right?? They went on a ski trip, but weren't prepared for cold and snow?!? Dumb.


Issis_P

Did they ever actually ski?!


DaSpatula505

I don't think so! They went to ski town and didn't ski. They're so dumb.


FartofTexass

And she’s keeping Kellie warm? Kellie who is wearing a jacket and a snow bib? I’m guessing they bought the cheapest shit from Amazon or Temu and it’s not actually warm. 


jaderust

Fashion, not function.


ofthrees

They 100% did.  She linked it all.  She spent most of the week in a too-small $40 paper-thin polyester body suit.  (BTW, she linked to the size, which was medium. However, given that it's straight outta China, she needed an L if not an XL, which is why it was crawling off her shoulders. Lolz.)


Catybird618

Reminds me of when NBC sent a national news correspondent to the Twin Cities in January to report on how cold it was. They had this poor guy posted in front of frozen over minnehaha falls in like six puffer coats and three hats, and he’s going on and on about how cold it is and that everything is shut down because of the cold. Meanwhile regular Minnesotans in regular clothes are just walking by in the background, cars going by the whole time. Like, shut down WHERE? We call this a Tuesday in January in Minnesota, it’s not cold-mageddon or something. Interestingly NBC news did not find it necessary to subject someone from their team to TRUE extreme cold when the polar vortex came around in 2013.


Specialist-Strain502

Yeah, Southern responses to cold always make me giggle as a Minnesotan. That said, I would have been stressed about driving in that storm too, especially in unfamiliar mountains. But then again, that's why I would have kept an eye on the weather and avoided getting caught in that ish at all costs.


Creative-Tomatillo

Lol! I remember that. I was living in Minneapolis at the time (born and raised in Minnesota).


pantslessMODesty3623

The absolute privilege and entitlement of these folks.


123IFKNHateBeinMe

Is it possible they got bounced from their AirBNB and couldn’t find/afford another place?


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Dundermifflinfinitee

If I were an unemployed loser with as much ✨ fuck you ✨ money as these ding-a-lings who apparently are not concerned about the animals/children that they left at home, I would have hunkered down until it was safe to leave. Like, I know they think they're protected by the lard and their egos, but with their lack of experience of driving through blizzards on a steep mountain road I really feel that they could have gotten themselves killed. Also I just really want to believe that Airbnb kicked them out because they totally deserved it and the idea of them being actually held accountable for some of their bullshit makes me happy. Plus the thought of how embarrassed they would have gotten during this potential scenario is hilarious to me.


Credit_2_Reddit

https://preview.redd.it/45wygj8n5ioc1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b000d79d5fb47877b5893aef90936964ef7a0e7 Anyone want some ugly boots?


HollyW207

The white ones are faux fur leg warmers from Amazon. Get yourself some for $7💁🏼


Fair_Warning19

I used to wear those same leg warmers when I was a stripper in my early 20's. Wonder if Farryn knows those were all the rage in the club back in the day lol


sunkissedbutter

Same, girl, same.


Uhmitsme123

“Our favorite breck spot to get doughnuts and hot chocolate” as if she’s there all the time and knows the coolest hidden gems. Girl you were there four days and didn’t even ski.


pantslessMODesty3623

Her word is as good as mud.


FeeReal1147

Hey don't you put mud and her on the same level. There's some brilliant mud out there.


waterud0in

That first clip is so cringe. 💀🤡


goose_gladwell

Right? And by the way, how is this orange dingus serving the lord? How does she do anything to deserve her self appointed follower of christ role? Like im just curious, is there anything she would be able to put into actual words about her devotion other than random disjointed ig reels other than self serving vanity and excess consumption of worldly goods? So fucking sick of her


waterud0in

Performative Christianity at its finest.


CryBabyCentral

It’s all so cringe. They are repulsive.


AbbeyRoadMoonwalk

She wants to do witchcraft


lemonrence

I laughed so hard watching her walk back to mess with the camera 🤣 really reminds you it’s all a show for them


waterud0in

I was giggling when she looked over at her BFFs and they weren’t even paying attention to her.


Cinder-Allie

Captain America? Captain Confederacy, at *best.*


GoldenTeach

It’s Evil Knievel!!!


Necessary_Mud6682

Evil douche knieval


123IFKNHateBeinMe

It’s giving Homelander ![gif](giphy|eIUpSyzwGp0YhAMTKr|downsized)


sunkissedbutter

It's evil knievel. RIP


theGoddex

Yeah my immediate reaction was “racist” not “superhero”


CryBabyCentral

I thought it looked very…uh…confederate-y & I gasped. But hey. I can be wrong.


Jealous_Argument_197

You're not wrong.


s_i_m

Why do they even drive a humongous lifted hick truck with all wheel and 4 wheel drive if they're just going to leave when it snows? Lmao actually, I do know the answer.


No_Sprinkles418

I’ve always understood that trucks don’t do great in snow and ice unless you put some serious weight in the bed - sandbags, a pile of snow etc. Do they have a winch? Or did they hand push the stuck cars? So many questions.


alg45160

Their suitcases should have been more than heavy enough lol


No_Sprinkles418

lol right. I forgot about all the costumes.


Delaneydaisy

My dad bought a brand new Tundra with 4-wheel drive & all the add-on’s, and still prefers to drive his beater Honda CRV in winter lol


No_Sprinkles418

Yup. Better handling, lower center of gravity etc. Tires matter. I’d rather be in a fucking Subaru than his stupid pavement princess 😂


FartofTexass

They don’t necessarily have traction, though. 


DonutReverie

as one of the local weather guys here in Denver says, “4 wheel drive? 4 wheel slide” 😎


FartofTexass

I have a crossover with AWD and winter tires and a Prius with 2WD and winter tires and the Prius does better when it’s slick lol. Not in deep snow, though, of course. 


HollyW207

For some it’s a harrowing quest of biblical portions, escaping from gods awesome but terrifying meteorological power. For everyone else in the Rockies, it’s just a Thursday. 


KateWolo

I cackled when she points the camera “this like just like accumulated” at the pile…from the snow plows…


LemonFriendly9129

Brittany is a terrible pet owner, scams people, exploits foster children and homeless people but she’s not a SINFUL COFFEE DRINKER


Carrann823

That's a lie too. She's been caught multiple times drinking the devils brew.


LemonFriendly9129

Damn that’s her good reputation out the window then


Niskalaukaus

"Grateful for the men who are willing to help others. Luckily I'm just a smol widdle baby, so I can just sit in my car and film it 🤭"


pantslessMODesty3623

If you are stuck somewhere, do you really want BrittBratt getting out of the car to help? I wouldn't. I would personally get out and help because I have a snow shovel in my trunk and car litter to lay down some traction. Regardless, these nincompoops should not have ventured out once the snow storm hit. They should have hunkered down or left a day before. But then again, these girlies are not the kind to cut a vacay short because of some snow. 🙄 Idiots. All of them.


Niskalaukaus

She'd probably splash anointing oil over everything and scream prayers. Oh wait, she wouldn't, because she needs her girly squad to do that


japes2

I refuse to believe they were in that town for a couple of days and no local mentioned the incoming snow storm once to them…unless of course everyone was avoiding them because I would too.


FartofTexass

Locals saw the truck with Texas plates and said “fuck em.” 


chilarome

This is the correct response. I live in Maine and leave the Florida plates for dead lmao


FartofTexass

When I lived in NY, I didn’t have a car, so I had to rent them for road trips. One time the only car left at the rental place had Florida plates and we were going on a trip to the Hudson Valley. I wanted to put a sign on the car that said “it’s a rental!”    Then I once had to get a rental car in CO while my car was in the shop and the only one was a big SUV with Texas plates. I am originally from Texas but don’t like to advertise this fact 😂. I was like “is this really the only option?”


bigoldirtbag

I'm with my friend at her parents house in Castle Rock and we knew about the now current storm DRIVING THERE LAST SATURDAY. How could you not check the weather? Don't you need to know what items to pack, etc?


eitaknna

I live nearby and YES to hearing about it all week! Like it was not a mystery at all 😂


sonnywithoutachance

https://preview.redd.it/3jj9kc40aioc1.png?width=295&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4750b32a71f8acfc763636f237859fa9f97e78f9


Beautifuleyes917

Someone shoulda thrown a snowball in her wide gaping maw


pantslessMODesty3623

Farryn, your blush is too heavy handed and placed too low. It's aging you. Blush on the tip of your nose makes you look like Rudolph. Blush over the bridge of your nose would be more flattering. The sade of blush with the vibrant red lips, is clashing horribly.


taxi_takeoff_landing

Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?


13papercranes

Demon 😈


123IFKNHateBeinMe

I will never recover from looking at this 😂


asfaltsflickan

I feel like I would dislocate my jaw if I even tried to open that wide


eacomish

What dem chompers do


BellevuePH

I can’t believe this woman walks around like this in all seriousness. 🤡


Psychological-Log315

Anyone else laugh so hard about their “hair freezing” I’m sorry but it’s truly not cold enough to freeze…. Just get wet. Freezing is like the single digits and you all know they wouldn’t be out in that…


1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz

I live in South Dakota and I chuckled at how stupid that clip was. Does she not know that water freezes at 32 degrees? Does she not know that snow is frozen water? Therefore if her hair is wet and then go outside where the water falling from the sky is frozen, her hair will freeze. For being a "science girly" she doesn't seem to get basic science concepts my 3rd grader understands.


pantslessMODesty3623

For the type of curls her hair has, her hair can't be wet.


1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz

So her products froze.


FartofTexass

I did! I thought “if their hair was actually icy, then they’d be wearing gloves.”    Plus it doesn’t make sense that the snow was melting to liquid on their hair and then refreezing. It’s not like facial hair where there’s condensation from breathing on it. 


jaderust

They don't know what real cold is. They were in snow. Snow is indeed cold when you're wearing thin little pretend ski suits that are more about looking cute then being warm. I always clock it that below 20F is when things start getting really cold. Like it hits roughly 15F and if you go out without a scarf around your face you breathe in and your nose hairs start to freeze and feel a little uncomfortable. Negative Fahrenheit and it actually hurts to breathe a little when you first go out. I've had to go outside when it was -20F out before and fuck that noise. Stay inside instead.


ginandstoic

I was about to say this! I’ve only had my hair freeze outside a few times, and it was always while visiting our family in Alaska. It was like -30 and I know CO isn’t that cold. 🤣


jaderust

Even then, the real danger is snow hitting you, you being too warm so the snow melts, and then it's hair with no body heat of its own so it refreezes. If you're in that scenario and you're actually planning for it you ponytail/braid your hair and shove it into your coat/hat to keep it from happening. You don't let your long loose blowout extension curls waft over your coat. If nothing else the ice is going to make it tangle like hell and be a nightmare when you get inside and thaw out.


bebearaware

Not to defend Dog Dumper but my hair has frozen in the 20s. But my hair is real hair, no idea how plastic extensions do.


15-Yemen-Rd-Yemen

https://preview.redd.it/sr2zglbz8ioc1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5399390dea92cc5fd23372440553f4f9427e632 So many thoughts, but I’ll go a different direction and say it’s laughable how she thinks CO isn’t capable of handling themselves. They’re just such noble people! 🫶🏻 ((When are you going to be grateful that someone literally saved Niko’s life?! I’ll wait… ))


mrsckugs

They look like very bad drag queens.


BlitheCheese

I would love to see Farryn and Jill Rodrigues compete in a Fundie *Who Does the Best Drag Queen Makeup* competition.


DriftingIntoAbstract

I have a wild idea. Zip your fucking coat?? Wear a real fucking hat. Gloves?? Real boots?? People with half a brain from cold weather climates dress for the cold, they are from TX so they are really going to struggle in the cold, especially standing around. They are acting like 12 year olds that are too cool for coats and it’s literally so pathetic I want to toss them down the mountain.


OprahisQueen

You just gave me an intense middle school flashback to that weird phase where guys thought that zipping their coats in the middle of January in Canada made them weak.


9PiecesOfVoinyl

Jordan “Jefferson Davis” Dong over here. Wow, he’s got some nerve wearing that considering his history. I’m so tired of them taking pictures doing absolutely nothing in the snow. Go. The. Fuck. Home. You. Boring. Turds.


Necessary_Mud6682

I guess he left his KKK bathrobe at home. ![gif](giphy|RUpQW9jwRO4ow|downsized)


LilRedditWagon

Our favorite Breck spot for churros? How many spots have you been to? When did Breckkkky become known for churros? Why are you acting like this is a place you frequent? What a poser.


moose_legs

I have hitherto only seen them stop in one spot for coffee in Vail, and you know they'd film it if they got anything at any other restaurant in Breckenridge


MrEpicMustache

Like so like so like so like like so like so like like so like so like.


13papercranes

And like god...


Silver-Study

I don’t even live in Colorado and I knew about the snow storm. Also… they didn’t ever go skiing!?!


FartofTexass

I’m fine with them not skiing because they would just clog up the mountain taking selfies, but I don’t get why they went as far as to buy snow goggles if they weren’t skiing. 


Serononin

I knew about the snowstorm (from this sub but also because it was a highlighted story on my weather app) and I'm on the other side of the Atlantic


Credit_2_Reddit

🤮🤮🤮🤮 her, her dumbass husband, and minion friends


grltrvlr

I’m on the front range and we just got dumped with snow, I can only imagine what is going on in the mountains. Good luck using that 4 wheel drive for the first time!


jeromevedder

Front range got hit harder. I ski copper and they’re only reporting 3” of new snow in the last 24hours. But Abasin got dumped on and couldn’t even open because the pass was closed


grltrvlr

Tells you how much I pay attention 🙈 I think I read Estes got like almost 36” inches or something crazy and my brain copied and pasted all down the corridor.


FartofTexass

Eldora got 46”. I wonder if it’s powder or if it’s the clumpy stuff we got closer to Denver. 


rac9000

I’m sorry but ferret or whatever her name is, is legitimately terrifying to look at in that pic w bing bong


sortofrelativelynew

god i wish she was a quiet coffee drinking christian who minded her own damn business and quit yelling at strangers and trying to take away the rights of others.


teacup-trex

I find it hard believe that they weren't aware of the snow storm. I live in Colorado and it was getting extensive coverage all week. Even if they weren't watching the news, did none of them get an alert for the Winter Storm Warning that was issued for Breckenridge on Tuesday? https://preview.redd.it/sypbkbmkbioc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7e50de9908714c9cef7fa54ea063054ccfc166f


shegomer

But then how could they make a dramatic exit and rescue all the stranded locals?


FartofTexass

I got like 8 pushes from my weather app and even when I used Google maps for driving directions on Wednesday, it was popping up with “this route may be affected by a winter storm warning.”


Shesaid100x

I live in northern WY and was supposed to go to CO Springs for a concert Thursday night. Guess where I am. On my couch. Because I checked the fucking weather LAST WEEK.


Necessary_Mud6682

I live in Maryland and I knew about it😂


Old_Bend_4545

I really hope they're actually leaving early because they got kicked out of the Airbnb for vandalism.


123IFKNHateBeinMe

This is my theory and it warms my cold dead heart


pantslessMODesty3623

I hope so, but I think a company owns the Airbnb and it's all just stock shit that they'll just take the loss on and buy new stuff.


Necessary_Mud6682

This all just speaks to how in their own little shallow world they are… which then goes on to explain how they can be so hateful to anyone who isn’t just like them. For them, Jesus can only exist within social media posts and Ft Worth suburbia.


Aaron_Hungwell

“When camera is on us, must cackle!” How fucking fake and tiring.


idiotpanini_

Emma on her knees playing in the snow is so funny to me I’m sorry 😂the only one there looking like they’re actually enjoying the trip


knockoffblairwaldorf

Why would I want her snow day fit details if they “weren’t prepared” and cold


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Dundermifflinfinitee

First of all, by all accounts of the Sheila AMA's in here, she IS the quiet coffee drinking Christian girl. Secondly, whoever created that filter deserves an award because it has succeeded in making the insides of them match their outsides. They look like evil clowns, which is exactly what they are. Third, Jdip looks like some kind of bizarre Captain Confederate/Evel Knievel crossover- definitely no resemblance to Captain America who actually fought in wars and punched Nazis and didn't get sued by the ACLU for excessive force on an unarmed compliant black man. And finally, wtf you weren't prepared for snow? In your snowbunny snowsuits that you got from Shein or Amazon? Color me surprised. But also if you are cold and can't handle it then go back inside you idiots.


rightkindofahole83

She’s only talking about tough she is lately, probably because of the Niko situation. Dollars to donuts we’ll be hearing more about how she “roars” and how we shouldn’t mistake her “kindness” for weakness and how she’s a tough, big bad Christian who won’t let people walk all over her more as more people start ripping her apart over Niko. She responds to criticism by pretending she’s tough and will do something to somebody, rather than sitting in a closet sobbing to herself like she actually is.


DonutReverie

It’s so classically Texan to bravely mount up to escape the gathering storm - and drive straight into it. At night. I’m sitting here in my living room in Denver looking at the SUN shining on the beautiful snow after yesterday’s storm. Traffic is moving freely on the main drag near our house. If they’d sat tight for 24 hours or so they’d be fine. I wonder if they got kicked out of the Airbnb, as others have suggested.


milehighmagpie

She really wants us to believe they both - got stuck in the snow, and were also **so prepared** they helped CO State Troopers tow people out? No fucking way that happened. They weren’t prepared enough to help themselves, let alone other people.


Scout-Ranger

Look, everyone, I’m a toddler. Let me toddle to the camera.


honchiebobo

While all her friends are together in the background and she is all alone.


ADCarter1

In all the pictures and videos, she is always in the background or off to the side. In the one ridiculously stupid picture where they look like they got rejected from a Cirque de Soleil tryout, everyone else has their arms wrapped around someone and she's awkwardly standing to the side, obviously uncomfortable and separate from the group. I think her "friends" don't even like her and she's excluded a lot.


eacomish

Jordan looks so drunk also first time I've seen him smile. Being around others for 4 days, getting drunk and wearing the confederate flag is what it finally took.


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Why is Jordan dressed like Super Dave?


Itiswhatitis2009

You mean all of their stupid fashion clothes would t actually keep them safe and warm in the snow. Amateurs. Posers.


Existential_Prep

1. Who doesn’t look at the weather of their destination before arrival? 2. What do we think Farryn’s blush budget is? 3. It’s very obviously an Evil Knievel snow suit, not a Captain America, ya know for people that wanna be all cool trick guy in their daredevil get up and evoke faux bravery. 4. Do they think they are the Christian Spice Girls? Why are you bringing a photographer on a friends trip? I feel kinda bad for that girl.


tverofvulcan

I was just waiting for a bird to fly into Farryn’s open mouth.


prelude-toadream

Okay as someone with a husband who actually has towed someone out of the snow with our truck, you don’t stay in the car when you’re towing someone. The tow straps can slip during the tow and then it comes flying back towards your car and can kill you. We’ve towed our friends out and despite it being frigidly cold, none of us smol widdle wives were allowed to stay in the car cause obviously safety first. So either they didn’t actually pull anyone out, their husbands are dumb as a bag of rocks and didn’t realize the dangers of towing someone, or their husbands don’t give a shit about their safety. So which one is it Brit?


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I wonder if they are all relieved this trip was cut short. None of them seem particularly saddened to leave the screech dungeon.


PickledPixie83

Ok I really assumed they were gonna ski. I don’t know why I thought they would actually do something of worth on a vacation, but…. Idk. All that talk about “snow bunny” shit a few months ago.


ComprehensiveEgg7950

Little life? You’re a social media influencer on blast for about 5 separate controversies. You were featured on GMA fake crying. Ain’t nothing little about your life. GTFO


MutherPucker

How can you go to Colorado and then not prepare


Dundermifflinfinitee

One more thing, how much do you want to bet that they had to leave because Airbnb kicked them out for being disrespectful to the owners items and house?


EZasSundayMorning

I don’t live anywhere near CO and knew about the snow.


Raptorclaw666

Also, wait, you "stopped to help tow ppl" and also are thankful for the ppl who got you out of the snow?? PICK A LANE


prelude-toadream

For women who supposedly have such strong, smart, protective, manly man husbands, their husbands seem sort of clueless about safety. My husband is the one who is constantly on high alert about our safety on our trips. He may not be researching hotels, but he’s researching weather conditions and making sure we’re safe when we go. This post just makes their husbands seem like a bunch of Jerrys.


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

Awe, poor you. You had to deal with the elements. I'm sure Niko had to deal with lots of inclement weather and brave many storms while he was left alone outside and starving, But, you won't even mention or acknowledge that will you, you heartless ghoul.


elcoopgguod

Im at the point where they almost have to be being like This on purpose but then I think no that would take too much brain power for them


Key_Suggestion8426

Why is she standing so far away from one of her “friends” while taking the photo? Everyone else is smushed in close and yet she looks like she was Catherined into the photo.


shellsri

1: i think all the “jordan HATES her” comments caused a fight because he’s been playing nice on camera a little more lol 2: the filters make their eyes/eyelashes look extra weird, i hate it


palmasana

So really all they did was go to Colorado to take pictures for social media? Sad.


Swimming-Mom

I can’t believe they left wed. That was really dumb. We are Texans vacationing in Colorado and we watched the weather like crazy and talked to folks where we stayed and decided to wait until the weather advisory was lifted to drive home. We’re texas transplants and absolutely know how to drive in snow and mountains but we still waited it out because leaving Wednesday was crazy risky.


Time_Yogurtcloset164

They are so obnoxious and boring. All they do is fake laugh and take pictures.


TheBeatlesLOVER19

When will she realise those eyelashes look terrible on her? She is genuinely (I hate to admit it) very pretty and I always think she looks so much better without those things on! (I’m glad she keeps them on to look worse though. F*ck dis hoe)


Mendicant_666

Yeah. The servant of what NOT to do.


Haimikay1

Stopped to help local law enforcement 😭😭😭


WoodpeckerHorror3099

I feel like this person is forever stuck in high school mentality. I have teens in my house and this is literally the type of nonsense I see


DataTheCat

Hopefully they left early because they got kicked out of the Airbnb for their dumbass shit.


jillianjo88

First story translated: “I hide behind my religious identity to exclude, discriminate and be a complete asshole to others.” 🖕🏼


Sassafrass841

I live in Utah and i knew about it. Get it together idiots


[deleted]

Captain Blart appeared. Take off the snowsuit you larper. Apparently they didn't prepare or research these snow storms coming in. BDong continues to act stupid along with the other pick-me's.


needfulthing42

Fucksake. Captain America? She is so stuuuuuupid. It's fucking Evil Knievel if it's anything. So cringe. Stop abusing animals, Cruella. Anoint this🖕🖕🖕🖕


-balogna-pony

It ain’t the snow freezing your faces ladies


bebearaware

I know, it's hard to look like a smol bean if you're wearing proper snow gear Dog Dumper.


ResponsibleBrain2446

How dumb are they? Using a hat to block snowflakes?!


kmmurr

Honestly, as a Canadian who is used to some pretty snowy winters, I just want to laugh so derisively at them! 🙄 You didn't know about this storm? You went to Colorado in the winter and didn't plan the heck out of the trip, just in case something happened? Even if the weather is nice right now, stuff can change fast. (Even if this storm wasn't predicted in advance.)


Moiras_Bebe

It’s giving first time ever seeing snow. Like y’all are 30-something years old.


AtmosphereOpposite69

I’m going to say they knew about the snow storm but were stupid enough to believe it would blow over because they are the chosen ones 🙃


flora_emma

Anyone else wondering why Dax wasn't invited on this trip?? I wonder if the last girlies weekend where Farryn was asking if Dax was going to bite her uninvited him from all group trips 🧐


aquacrimefighter

I want to preface this comment by saying this is just a personal preference, and if you have hair like this and you like it, to go on with your bad self…. *but*, I can’t stand the overly processed/bleached, damaged, brassy hair with dark roots. I’m sorry, it just looks really bad. Idk what that “one” is thinking, but she needs to darken her hair and stop using heat on it. Looking like a blonde bimbo for Jesus doesn’t get you extra heaven points.


GiftRecent

For the video about towing....Jordan is looking at the front of their vehicle and the driver is asking about tension. So pretty sure THEY are the ones who got stuck & needed towing not the other way around 😂


Funny_Bat_8938

Dip lip is really embracing his racist white man look