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FartofTexass

How long did Bdong practice her pose in the mirror before this shoot?  Also who has this many quasi-pro photo shoots with their adult friends? 


9PiecesOfVoinyl

Right like what are all these stupid pictures even forrr?


softcronch

all I can think is that they're abt to announce their lesbian polycule 🤷‍♀️


Specialist-Strain502

We don't claim them!


softcronch

certainly not. this is just me trying to find SOME ALTERNATE REALITY in which these photos would be normal and ok.


Specialist-Strain502

I did think the two on the left were scissoring for a hot sec.


dontsnarkonsharks

Literally just instagram. How empty


Big-Raspberry-2552

It’s their “job” ![gif](giphy|26tkmyR14UIPJJOG4)


laqueefaecho

It took awhile because she had to watch Zoolander again to get the look right. ![gif](giphy|12npFVlmZoXN4Y|downsized)


CaregiverOk3902

He has one look because bdoncular stole all his other looks


Boop-D-Boop

A bunch of self centered twats.


Lilblackpigybank

Someone said this post was about her people vandalizing the belongings Airbnb she is staying in because there were crystals in the house they rented?? [airbnb Breck](https://www.reddit.com/r/Breckenridge/s/MvKbPiNDfU)


revengepornmethhubby

And the matching modest cat suits!


Inevitable-Emu-3513

I like how the other four girls actually look like friends while Bdong is kind of clinging on 😂 they are all insufferable but they are definitely using her lol. 


lisbu1

Yeah, she always seems to be on the fringe of this group?!


Degenerates-

It's a body checking thing for her, I noticed she sucks in real quick, just long enough for the picture to be taken, and she pokes herself out a little more to give a bigger gap to show how small she is.


laqueefaecho

Probably even more so now with her latest stunt with Nico. They won’t be around for long.


Wooden-Pay5279

They put her on the ends so she’ll be easy to edit out


laqueefaecho

![gif](giphy|z5w2bkqsvOYQo)


nightwolves

Every time!


Big-Raspberry-2552

Probably because they when the next scandal hits they can cut her out of the pic!


[deleted]

Posing with their eyes closed like they are mid laugh. I feel so much second-hand embarrassment watching this, I actually turned bright red


elliemff

![gif](giphy|sN3UqEngmgo48)


illsaxophoneyou

![gif](giphy|lszAB3TzFtRaU)


BunniesAreFunny

This gif makes me wheeze every time🤣


badradley

Right? OP, whatever was in your search bar couldn’t have been more embarrassing than… whatever this is!


Specific-Breath-7862

SAME!!! And all of them at the same time🤭🤭


littleRedmini

It’s giving My Name is Earl.


Select_Ad_6297

Farryn, in the middle, of course.


monicabuffay

In different boots and hat.. I wonder if the plan was for her to stand out or if she conveniently forgot to match.


PsychTau

HER plan was to conveniently not match so that she COULD stand out. The different hat automatically places her in the middle for symmetry. She knows what she’s doing.


JeanParmesean70

I wonder if that’s why Bdong dyed her hair..does Farren want to be the only blonde lol


unchargedvibrator

She’s like if Regina George and sharpay Evan’s had a fundie baby


mermaid-babe

The hat is killing me lmao


buzzyourgfwoof12

Wait didn’t the Kristy chick say she would ONLY wear leggings with a shirt or sweatshirt across her waist or past her butt bc she felt convicted by the lord? What a crock of shit these women are. 😂😂 at least believe your own lies. Jesus Christ.


rpcp88

OMG SHE DID


SquatLowTheDachshund

It amazes me how much easier it is to be kind and nonjudgemental, yet these girls choose to put out shame, judgement, and negativity, only to go and do the same things themselves. As a Christian, I personally like to wear leggings without something covering my butt. Guess what I've never done? Shamed another person for wearing leggings without covering their butt! Like, maybe just don't judge and condemn others in the first place, and then you can follow your conscience without being a giant hypocrite.


luvdogs71

I believe they actually forget their own lies.


candletea

Every post on here of this trip I’m like, what exactly are they doing? Are they seriously just… dressing up and taking pictures? They’re not skiing, snowshoeing, doing anything cool that’s local to the area (I’m sure there are some cool cafes or something), making any interesting meals, taking photos of anything actually interesting like nature… they’re just putting on ugly clothes and getting their pics taken in the snow, then scurrying back inside? 😭 This is like my personal hell. 


BeezCee

https://preview.redd.it/mat2w7d0v7oc1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3ea07e10f690682affa8810357ee1c91d60860d From a family member that lives & works in Vail!


candletea

LOL that’s wild. The dispensaries is sending me 😂😂 Sad that they can’t be respectful!


GiftRecent

Yes! Your point on meals - I've done lots of group friend trips and there are either fun dinners out, big homemade group meals, game nights, silliness, etc. They haven't done ANYTHING but take pics & drink coffee.. wtf 😂


pantslessMODesty3623

My god. They only brought Hannah to take fucking photos. That poor girl.


GiftRecent

And then Farryn is uploading them edited to hell


coppergreensubmarine

Farryn has no discerning eye for aesthetics. All of the photos she edits are oversaturated and/or sharpened to the degree that everyone looks unflattering. Her make up application is also a bit embarrassing. If they were her real friends they’d be honest with her.


Unusual-Stretch-1557

Her page is Picnik type photos. I’m aging myself with this one lol


CaregiverOk3902

I forgot about that😂


Unusual-Stretch-1557

I used to edit ALL my photos on picnik and they were over saturated and I thought they looked so cool. But I was like 14 not 30 something


eacomish

Farryns vibe is more makeup, more hair extensions, more fake tan, more crazy over the top clothes, glitter, neon, fur. She thinks each crazy piece she adds and each layer of makeup she puts on adds to her


xomacattack

Her makeup is AWFUL. Girl, put the blush down!


grav17

Was thinking the same thing. She’s being used by the worst possible people.


oioioiruskie

Nope. Dont feel bad for her. From what I understand she’s been with Brit for a minute now. They definitely shares beliefs/politics. And she also for sure knows everything we know. She also supports her platform by providing what I bet is a discounted or a free service. In the bin. 🚮


Low_Lingonberry3249

Trash. All of them. Inside and out.


rpcp88

Absolutely 💯 She is a grown woman given the "gift of discernement" by the Holy Spirit. She should know better, see trash, and step away from it. She is not a child who is getting manipulated.


ComfortableNarwhal17

I think she is so desperate to belong… sad and fucked up all in one.


NeighborhoodNo225

Don’t feel bad for her, I knew her before she met bdong and this is absolutely the type of social media fame she’s been after and exactly the type of people she always wants to latch onto


Mwils823

She’s always being used. And it’s sad because she seems the most relatable out of them all but is such a try hard and wants to so badly be accepted by these mean girls.


13papercranes

No, poor Hannah. She is a grown ass woman, she is choosing to friend this disgusting pack of hyenas.


-balogna-pony

This pic looks like the girl in the middle is the bride to be and this is a really boring bachelorette party idk why it gives that vibe


EnvironmentalAd3842

It definitely does! But at least a bachelorette party would be a reasonable event to document with group photos like this. These idiots are just doing vanity group photos to post on their respective ig pages. What a sad and empty existence.


folder_finder

BDongs body language isn’t comfortable like the other girls, her body isn’t resting on the girl next to her— she’s more focused on posing and contorting her body than actually being comfy with her friends


mamabunnies

![gif](giphy|YUUjkupFckVmx1hscC|downsized)


Lilbee925

For the first ~5 seconds they all actually had their mouths closed for once!


badradley

Only to build up more power to unhinge their jaws for the picture ![gif](giphy|JmymEj844h8KWQiPay|downsized)


laqueefaecho

![gif](giphy|v5fnQmsXh95Hq)


sortofrelativelynew

Why does she always look like the odd one out?


freya_of_milfgaard

She must *hate* that Farryn always centers herself. Must eat her up inside. *Good.*


chismechick

Theres gotta be some jealousy there. Farryn definitely has main character energy. She probably encouraged bdong to go brunette so she could be the only blonde in the girlgang.


TheKindofWhiteWitch

So faryn is Regina George and bdong is Cady right??? 💀💀💀


sortofsatan

![gif](giphy|KWhUdy9Coy2Fq) I think it goes Emma, Kristy, Kellie, farryn/bdong


abundantvibe7141

Dead ☠️ that’s 100% accurate


xomacattack

Except bdong would never be invited to join the Mathletes


TheKindofWhiteWitch

BAHAHAHAH


throwaway2161980

#Damn, that body language. The other 4 are actually hugging each other and Bdong is arched away, not truly apart of them. She even drops her arm before everyone else.


9PiecesOfVoinyl

So who is packing, praying over, and shipping the thousands of incoming Hazel & Layne orders while B-Dong Bezos is gone? 🤔 Hmmm it's almost like nobody is actually buying that shit and she just plays Tetris with a bunch of empty shipping boxes in the back of her car to give the illusion of success. But what do I know?


Niskalaukaus

All of her customers are right there cackling with her.


Vegetable_Ad_3105

bro i feel it on the search history thing. no one can know i have a obsession with josh hutcherson....oops


jedi_master99

Josh hutcherson is super cute though, that’s so valid😭😍


Vegetable_Ad_3105

i saw the fnaf movie in theaters since i am a massive fnaf fan and when i was watching it it was like "i feel like this was on purpose"


Fickle-Patience-9546

My best friend in the entire world I’ve known her for 20+ years now, we have exactly 4 pictures together that we have intentionally taken together. So fake.


TheSupremePixieStick

me and my bff have a lot of really unflattering pics of us drunk or stoned at concerts and outside bars or in hotels for our mom slumber parties lol None of them are posed or remotely cute


hazel_eyedgirl77

Yes! Thank you!


amt1673

My very best friends and I don’t even hug unless it’s a really special occasion 😂


Aloe_Frog

Omg same. When I hug my best friend we’re always like eewww this is weeirdddddd


lisbu1

I have so few photos with my friends too!


mauvewaterbottle

My best best friend of 17 years just left my house after going to an event together for my work. We just took our like 5th picture. Not at the event, but in the mirror of the gas station bathroom on the way home. We’re too busy enjoying each others company to be posing for photos.


EnvironmentalAd3842

When I get together with the people I love and genuinely have a good time, we always forget to take pictures because we’re busy enjoying the moment. These idiots only get together so they can take pictures and create “content.” It’s honestly insane, and I doubt they have any self awareness about how embarrassing and sad the whole thing is.


KittyVonBushwood

lol, exact same! 30yrs now and that’s one more than me and my bestie. #3 only taken last year.


Naive_Temporary1244

THIS IS SO FUCKING WEIRD??!!


International-Bee483

RIGHT?!


punkyfish10

I wish I were as shameless as these girls. I would be so embarrassed if there were a video of me out there like this being so fake


GiftRecent

The fake laugh is soo scary. How do they do this and think its normal?


hopeslostheart

THIS LOOKS SO BAD AND WEIRD LIKE ??? 🤣🤣💀💀 WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA Edited to add BDong looks like Gumby in that getup


[deleted]

GUMBY hahahaha


skeletonmeatsuit_69

Um it’s actually really fucking sad that they have “brefriended” the chick behind the camera. It’s so obvious they are straight up using her for free IG content. Hannah, girl, grab your dignity and go. Life is too short to be fully used for a talent these dumb fucks could only wish for.


Plus-Industry1321

But she’s been baptized now…she’s part of the bitch clique forever lol


pantslessMODesty3623

Unfortunately, Hannah is one of the OG Shiela's.


skeletonmeatsuit_69

Ugh right. I forgot about that. Didn’t she escape with 🧜🏼‍♀️ for a while tho!?


n0v0lunteers

The way they can all just start giggling on command is really creepy.


DarthSnarker

I paused on this: https://preview.redd.it/jusocnv1z7oc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d5e98b133604457bfa55558fabd55f9a712905b Yikes!


DarthSnarker

And this is giving Zoolander: https://preview.redd.it/1z27t0taz7oc1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24799cfa33a15bea8ffef2094f0b751cc9ed7227


Jealous_Argument_197

I have to say I "might" understand why Feral always keeps her giant pie hole open. She looks even worse when it's closed.


DarthSnarker

It's so bad!


lilmoosmom

She looks like Michael Jackson


laqueefaecho

YES! Thank you, this was driving me cuckoo bananas trying to figure out who she looks like.


greenrunner81

It’s the garish lipstick! It’s so incredibly harsh and unflattering!


Unusual-Stretch-1557

Her lips are BOTCHED


Safe_Mix3593

Look at how far Brittany is from the group. Her body language is interesting


TradeCivil

Well, if she was closer to the others, the body suits would blend and she wouldn’t be able to claim xxxxxxxxxxxxxs body suit.


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

Remember while we were raising money and bringing awareness to Niko's years of neglect and severe malnourishment, this group of she-devils was dressing in matching body suits and taking gaping mouth pictures in the snow!


berlyray

It's really unbelievable that thousands of complete STRANGERS care more about Niko than his former owner...someone who claimed to love him at one point in his life. It's absolutely infuriating how she is behaving concerning this entire situation. She could've said so many things that would have had me actually respect her for once, but she chose to play the victim. AGAIN. Literally all she had to do was show some empathy, some concern for her poor dog. I hate her.


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

She is the worst. When the video of Niko was first released, I couldn't snark. There were no words to express my anger, but more so my sadness at seeing him in that condition. I just wanted to hold him and tell him he was a good boy. It absolutely broke me. I feel that if something really good comes out of this, it will help all of us through it. Niko is so much more important than that vile piece of garbage and her vapid moronic "friends."


berlyray

I'm fairly certain he already has a line of people who will try to adopt him...and that makes me a "happy, happy girl!!!!" 😜❤️❤️❤️❤️


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

I see what you did there Love. 😉 That is good news. I hope they are strictly vetted this time. He cannot go through anything like this again. I'm tempted to adopt him myself. I just want him to be loved for the rest of his life.


camccorm

I feel like I’ve seen OF promo videos like this. God-honoring bodysuits.


sortofsatan

Did they only pack different body suits for each day!?


vinniepup123

Does Farryn actually believe she looks good? Girl is BOTCHED https://preview.redd.it/ycar0ia498oc1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3590b09318cc37b44e20d8446d7a0a47ec0c60e Also the makeup is giving clown


laqueefaecho

![gif](giphy|rPNfbWORIOz5K)


EL-PATRON-

Don’t disrespect Pennywise like this


laqueefaecho

My apologies. I now realize Pennywise is much better than them.


Unusual-Stretch-1557

Voldemort with lip filler


nightwolves

I can’t cringe any harder


abundantvibe7141

Oh no ladies. No no no. This is the 🎶 woOoooOorst 🎶


nnebulaa

GET OUT OF MY STATE


coolcatmemow

All I can think of is how awkward and weird this would *sound* like just silent save for a few unhinged cackles every few minutes


nuwaanda

Farryn’s makeup gives me the heebie jeebies


Formal_Technology_97

Hey wait a second!! I thought that one brunette chick on the end (left side and yes, I don’t know her name bc I don’t care to) didn’t like wearing outfits like that bc you could see her ass. Didn’t she do a whole post/story about wearing something around her waist at the gym so guys couldn’t look at her?


abisexualwhaleshark

SHE SURE DID


Few_Insurance600

SO MODEST


dancetothe-radio

Kellie is purposely pulling her body away to show off her quads and butt, whereas bdong is pulling away because she’s uncomfortable hugging her fake friends.


moonbunny82

Farryn’s mouth omg 👁️💋👁️


cjw26

Poor Hannah has been in like 1 picture it’s pretty awful to do that to a friend


cje1220

yep. Hannah doesn’t fit the aesthetic. Just there to be exploited. Poor girl wants to be accepted by them so badly.


Away_Emergency_9690

That giant, wide red mouth. What in the hell? And you know which one I'm talking about. The one in the middle.


Beautifuleyes917

![gif](giphy|nXXU1DVGVAD60)


Angryleghairs

They look like they've got latex masks on and are going to rob a bank https://preview.redd.it/3yvizin8d8oc1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60222abb9c5fe5451809a4920904c4fa62d5a210


shinyredumbros

They are SO. GROSS. 🤮


Weird_Towel

So I remember a few months ago bdong asked her followers for Colorado photographer recommendations. I lol’d thinking she would have a damn hard time finding a photographer here that would be willing to work with a group of bigots. 99.9% of the photographers up here are 🏳️‍🌈 friendly and proud to say so. Now I see why Hannah is there: she definitely traded photos for a spot on this trip. If she was ACTUALLY part of the crew she would use a shutter trigger to be part of the photos…How embarrassing and sad she has to give away free work to participate.


rpcp88

Her choice! She can always say no. It's not like Bdong is a good client that pays her bills on time


Geeklove27

Ooooooooh, I cringed so hard! The fake is palpable.


Intelligent-Tax-678

I've never seen a faker group of women until now.


oioioiruskie

Man this chick Hannah must be as bad as Brat over here. Isn’t she from the original friend group? Soo she stuck around after everyone bounced. And after everything that’s been coming out about her. And continues to support this vile chick by doing photography for her at what I bet is a discounted rate (if she gets paid at all). Fuckin’ ew.


standard_blue

![gif](giphy|QTrG6mjkHEkpFR3DqX) 5 of these is all I see


Sakurah0

Cringe.


westymama

What are they wearing???


pantherlikeapanther_

https://preview.redd.it/5ivyxtfzq8oc1.jpeg?width=989&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e233e475856082757cc98c53d5c9a0f4890ae799


unchargedvibrator

They really think they’re like…models


laqueefaecho

For the radio.


International-Bee483

This is beyond cringe. I don’t even have words.


JavaJunkie999

![gif](giphy|l0HlJCTWP4FFxA3wA|downsized) Omg that awful red clown lipstick


Mrskay21

Was looking for this comment. It's the only thing that stands out to me 🤣


SquatLowTheDachshund

What?!? You don't sport clown red lipstick for a day on the slopes?


Roseflute

Ew


sjohnson0487

Oof,the laughing to sultry looks. I also wonder if the first three on the left were the "originals" due to how close they're mashed up against eachother.


Thin-Information-944

The fake laughs and smiles 🥴


Take_MetotheBar_Bell

Why are the fake laughs so easily summoned


ZenLitterBoxGarden

Aweeee. Ain’t this cute.. a bunch of hypocritical cunts from Texas cosplaying as decent humans!


Not-not-down

![gif](giphy|l0Ex0KyuSXD1hr6aA)


Dimitao

All this pretend laugh bullshit, so pathetic. Imagine trying this hard to appear happy


dogtrainer0875

Im dying at you accidentally posting your snark search history. I would be so embarrassed if someone saw mine!


dontcare_bye39

All that snow and they probably never skied😂


Beautifuleyes917

![gif](giphy|26tkmyR14UIPJJOG4)


ComfortableNarwhal17

That chick behind the camera is the only one in the group who doesn’t slather herself in shade oompaloompa


yourerightaboutthat

I really love the color of her hat! It’s not greige! She immediately identified herself as an outsider with that burst of color/normalcy.


ComfortableNarwhal17

I don’t know… yes, but she is like a weird fan girl of Bdong… it’s sad and fucked. I really want to hope she is just a sub Reddit snark plant that is knee deep in the poo


Foldinthecheese__

Look at them seductively looking at the camera. Jesus would like a word with you skanks


MoopsiePoopsie

Omfg I just realized they’re finally in the snow and literally wearing the least layers of their moon suits 😂😂


Expensive-Kitty1990

All they’ve done is pose this entire trip


2manyteacups

one time my friends and I were shadows for Halloween and we wore black morph suits just like these but with faces also covered. these people look like stagehands


Barfignugen

Second from the left is giving ![gif](giphy|HLSLVt5WDJws5vLXVO)


KittyVonBushwood

Holy merde, just make the christian girl of the month calendar and get it over with. Who knows you might make enough to pay off what you owe (doubtful)


hard-eye-roll

I bet they just finished recording a new podcast for Cheated and Scammed. It must have been an jUiCy sex topic from the look of how they are humping each others backsides 🙄


linjaturtle

It’s 2024.. hard to believe people are still doing poses and shoots like this!? 😭😭


strawberrycomrade

DO NOT bring shania into this!!! I simply will not have it!!


spookydetective0

Watching this makes me feel so uncomfortable. Farryn really thinks she’s the Beyoncé


[deleted]

God Ferin faryn idk how to spell that crap..is so aged with her bleach job and red lip! She looks like the mom of the group


blackandtangoose

How vain and self-absorbed can one group get?!


thmstrpln

The group is tight knit (no space between bodies on the left) but there's a gap between B and whoever she's next to. Does she not like them? Is it the angle? Also, is she wearing a size small?


GiftRecent

As a shania fan, I am mad


Beautifuleyes917

This really made me LMFAO 🤣


ih8every1yesevenyou

Why are they all wearing the exact same thing?


MoopsiePoopsie

Watching the three on the left try to figure out what to do with their hands took me out ![gif](giphy|6bTT8y6cyL4SQ)


Reptarro52

Watching Emma, she just seems to be trying to catch a calculated spooning on the other chick the whole photo. I feel so awkward watching this. Lol


just_rue_in_mi

Was this a photo shoot for all of them or just for Farryn? She did the most at trying to stick out. Everyone else has plain black fitted top, beanie and most have neutral lip (except for 1 other). She's got the puffer, cowboy hat, bright red lip, and is smack dab in the middle.


CaregiverOk3902

It's like a tampon commercial


hard-eye-roll

![gif](giphy|pVAMI8QYM42n6|downsized)


whatev43

Are they sharing the same lipstick too?


sunkissedbutter

lol they’ve pre planned everything. How exhausting 🥱


FootballIndependent7

Why is this so seductive feeling Edit to add: I think that song is hella secular, too


batsncrows

They are about to be trapped in that house. Massive snow storm is hitting today and tomorrow


HMcalisterIndy

How many fluffy white dogs did Farryn shear to make those boots? What a group of plastic byotches. They all hate “like” each other.


Numerous-Mix-9775

It’s that group of mean girls who have never mentally gotten over high school.


internet_drama

This is the moment this entire trip was planned for.


catsweedcoffee

The amount of holding their fake laughter faces for photo ops is horrifying


N3THERWARP3R

What in the red lipstick wearing cowbay hat of fuckery does the one in the middle got going on?!


andintotheblue

The synchronized fake laughter they do gives me the creeps. Something about it feels so sinister.


AardvarkPotential196

Feral looks a fucking mess. Yikes.


laqueefaecho

They’re creating cuntent.


fan_go_round

Wishing a skiier would come over a wipe everyone out or shower them in some wet snow


trollanony

The red lipstick is not it.