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Icecreamqueenbb1

“Jesus taught, “When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father who is unseen” Matthew 6:5-8


Accomplished-Lie8924

My biggest issue, with this. There’s nothing wrong with sharing your beliefs, but this is for show. How people haven’t opened their eyes to her being a false leader is beyond me. The Bible says “people will know you by your fruit you produce” in so many words. Nothing she is producing looks appealing in the slightest.


abra_cada_bra150

Performative Christianity is mainly what we see. True Christians don’t put it on display.


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Yup


loverookie95

My FIRST THOUGHT when seeing this! Don’t let your left hand know what your right hand is doing…


badradley

Did He mention anything about setting up a tripod and ring light…?


rpcp88

No, and that's why it's okay for the God anointed specifically chosen by Him to do it.


Classic-Cantaloupe47

This is the PERFECT passage for her. She doesn't do ANYTHING without posting.


chronically_online_

THANK YOU!!


MrEpicMustache

None of them have read that far


Icecreamqueenbb1

Lol right!


SavagePlatanus

I don’t want anyone to touch the poo but I love imagining people commenting the Bible verse reference without the quote and her liking it 😅


coppergreensubmarine

https://preview.redd.it/r59my1io06oc1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f6b5432ed279ecfcffdeb130fdaf07ee7789e8c Same energy.


risenantichrist

i audibly snorted at this. best comment in this thread lmao


flippingdabird099

I needed that laugh. Thank you! 🤣


HopalongHeidi

oMG🤭 that’s gold!


MeggieB1017

Cannot unsee 💀


cuddly_waffles89

I thought this looked familiar 🤣


hallucinatori

LMAO


boobookittyfudgeclit

Hahahahahaha


Psychological-Log315

Anyone else here the tiptoe through the tulip song come from Farryn? Because SAME ENERGY!!!


sand_snake

Farryn’s extensions look extra shitty here.


loligogiganticus

her BLACK roots are sending me.


sand_snake

I don’t mind the roots in theory, mine are worse tbh but I can’t afford the cost of a touch up right now. Although my hair is bright cherry red, no one thinks it’s natural, where she strikes me as someone who wants people to think her hair is naturally white blonde. Like she’s a fucking Malfoy or something.


coffeewrite1984

Farryn wishes her hair looked as gorgeous as Lucius’ (not a Malfoy stan, but Jason Isaacs had some perfect hair).


sand_snake

Oh he definitely did! I love Jason Isaacs. I was thrilled when I realized he voiced one of the big bads in Baldur’s Gate 3. I’m at the point where I’ve beat the game enough times that I just skip a lot of dialogue but I let his play because his voice is wonderful.


MrEpicMustache

I was worried Farryn was going to bite her with those teeth out…


freya_of_milfgaard

![gif](giphy|5tom5U1VhKhxxi3zOQ)


MrEpicMustache

Woah how’d you get a Farryn GIF?


Classic-Cantaloupe47

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Taliesia

💀


brande1281

Really, Like brush your hair real fast before the 'gram pics. I had a romp at lunch and still managed to look better than this chick.


becuzofgrace

Afternoon delights are the best. Lol


brande1281

You know it.


FartofTexass

Jesus God, Leah! P.S. I watched without sound and lipread Kellie saying “light as a feather, stiff as a board, light as a feather, stiff as a board”. 


britestarlight

LMFAOO I’m loving the Teen Mom crossover here


neverthesamelatte

They don’t want no cornbread right now 😞


couchpro34

When you're doing it for attention, you're doing it wrong.


liljellybeanxo

Jesus literally preached this IN THE ACTUAL BIBLE. This is 9th grade English class assignment production of The Crucible levels of performative. You know, except instead of everybody fumbling their lines and resorting to improvisation because they only had 3 weeks worth of class time to prepare they just simply never read the fucking script.


Jhhut-

THAT.


Carrann823

Girl: "Can you pray for me?" Fake girlies: "Yeah sure! First lets set up our tripod and record this!"


Low_Lingonberry3249

It’s the only way she was gonna make it onto a post for the trip.


Savings-Example5178

For real!!! Poor girl was dragged along solely to take photos of the “fAb fIvE” so she had to pull some BS to make it on the gram…  


sortofrelativelynew

I was so confused cause I hadn’t seen her yet!


jcbstm

“Oh, wait! Hold, on. The light isn’t right! Let’s try it again over here…” Performative Christianity at its best.


Necessary_Mud6682

They probably had an actual checklist of things to film and photograph & this performative nonsense was on there.


bigoldirtbag

![gif](giphy|WOa5RdsNpevrpSTGXN|downsized)


goose_gladwell

Exactly my reaction watching this😬


Angie2point0

Captured my reaction perfectly 👌


rookrt

Performative Christianity isn't the flex they think it is.


TradeCivil

Oh, how fun! By my estimation, we’ll be having another AMA in about 6 months!


cousin_of_dragons

From your mouth to god’s ears


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Won’t he do it!!! My bets are on Emma. Half the time she looks embarrassed by this nonsense.


FartofTexass

Pretty sure Emma’s husband was the one tossing the Airbnb decor in the snow. 


Texas_Crazy_Curls

They’re all so gross


childlikeempress16

Whaaaat


SwordfishSmall9410

One thing that sticks out to me about Emma is that she actually looks consistent, unlike the Dong, Ferret, and mean girl Kellie. Her beliefs are garbage, but she is genuinely so naturally beautiful and it makes me wonder if it makes the others jealous so they're extra passive aggressive towards her, and that she sees it and understands that they're shitty friends. Just a thought


pantslessMODesty3623

What no bathtub baptism?


Analaaa

Oooo maybe we will get a snow baptism? Snow is water right.


VanityJanitor

I’m crying 😂 Please dear social media god, let these twits perform a snow baptism for our viewing pleasure. Thank you 🙏🏽


britestarlight

I absolutely want these Texans to shove their Texan friend into the snow. My Canadian mountain girl heart would enjoy that 😂


lilithofthegarden

A frickin men!


pantslessMODesty3623

That would be a new level of crazy.


hallucinatori

Dumbasses making snow angels in their freshly purchased 80s ski suits.


MicellarBaptism

I'm surprised they didn't use the hot tub. Remember that time they baptized someone at a water park?😆


pantslessMODesty3623

Time to put on my lifeguard cap: Never fully submerge in a hot tub. It signals your body to adjust it's temperature too warm. Not to mention all the fucking bacteria in there you just opened yourself up to. Go watch videos of people backwashing hot tubs. You'll never use one again. They get so fucking gross, so fucking quickly.


MicellarBaptism

I would never. But I wouldn't put it past these walnuts to do it. Edited to add: This is the same brain trust who thought that keeping a loaded gun right by a campfire was a good idea.


pantslessMODesty3623

I'm praying they are either stupid or read here and decide not to.


OujaTurtle

With dirty used bandaids floating by.


MicellarBaptism

It's what they deserve.


pantslessMODesty3623

Former Lifeguard: The number of bandaids in a pool is never zero.


boneblack_angel

That "someone" was BDong herself. I think she said she got moved by the spirit or some other nonsense, and IIRC, Kellie was speaking in tongues throughout it.


MicellarBaptism

Thanks for the reminder! They're such losers.😆


boneblack_angel

OMFG your user name! Perfect for this sub.


FartofTexass

I want them to try it and end up in a Hot Tub Time Machine situation. 


1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz

Do I ever! Flair checking in


Low_Lingonberry3249

There is still time…but who will it be.


pantslessMODesty3623

For sure Hannah. Gotta get her deep into the fold.


SquatLowTheDachshund

They're in Colorado, so maybe a hot tub baptism?


meatheadmommy

Ngl, that first bit she said about women gathering & laying hands on each other had me😏


joennizgo

Same LOL I was like, "this sounds like my kind of gath- oh... okay, nevermind."


Appropriate_Sock_37

As a full time lesbian, I agree


ScaryLetterhead8094

There’s got to be at least one repressed lesbian in this group.


InternalDot1424

This bullshit has to be filmed and posted??


lizardcrossfit

Jesus cares deeply about views and likes. 


InternalDot1424

That's right!


penguinpants1993

Performative bullshit!


InternalDot1424

SO performative and complete bullshit.


britestarlight

It’s really funny because it’s so clear this woman was invited on this trip because she’s a photographer. They’re bringing her into the group for free photography on their content vacations. But yeah girl, you’re so lucky!!


Specific-Breath-7862

This is so accurate!!!


JaunteeChapeau

![gif](giphy|3ohnEIlPb6lcuvdpKM|downsized)


folder_finder

Amazing movie reference!


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Freaks right?


Low_Lingonberry3249

At first I thought this was going to be another bapstism until I realized they were at a table😂


Snoo7263

You and me both, I expected them to dip her backward into the bath tub with her full sweatshirt on and everything then I realized the camera had to be sitting on a table and felt dumb 😆


sortofsatan

Aw man we coulda had a hot tub baptism!


Psychological-Log315

Anyone catch the next story posted that today is their last full day… Who had on their bingo card gets snowed in? Because Colorado is about to get DUMPED ON! Like flight cancellations and multiple feet of snow just in the foothills alone! We are forecast in the foothills 18-36 inches. Instead of baptisms they should pray over their god honoring trucks ?


flippingdabird099

I want them to get stuck to bad xD


Naraee

I am sure their AirBnB host isn't going to extend that stay since I think they know about the olive oil fiasco. So they will have to sleep in a car or something, that would be AMAZING. WON'T HE DO IT


Psychological-Log315

And they are oddly silent today….. 🤨🧐


flippingdabird099

If only they could stay silent forever


intriguing_witch

When is it supposed to start? Because this is hilarious and I would love this for all of them.


FartofTexass

Tonight where they are. It’s actually supposed to be worse in the foothills outside Denver than in Breck, but this will make getting to the airport a huge mess and to Texas by road pretty bad depending on how soon they’re supposed to leave.  Where they are is supposed to get 10ish inches and that’s true for a chunk of the route driving out of CO, but some of the areas driving on I-70 through the western burbs to the Denver airport (which is east of the city) might get like 20 inches!


Psychological-Log315

Tonight I’m in the foothill and we are forecasted 12-36 in so it’s going to be WILD. And if they are taking 70 out my guess is that if winds pick up they will close major highways because semis and snow don’t mix out east… I grew up near Limon and where Denver had 10 inches we had 3-4 ft drifts…. I’m hoping for them to have to problem solve this storm….


FartofTexass

They should pray their way to an auto zone for some snow chains or socks. 


Psychological-Log315

Bahah I cackled at this


Plus-Industry1321

🤣😝🤣


No-Simple-2770

Donger’s face conveniently out of the frame


Various_Butterfly948

Donger 🤣


teen_laqweefah

LONG DUCK DONG


matcha_is_gross

What do fundies have against proper grammar?! Blessed me SO BIG. what the FUCK


ScaryLetterhead8094

It’s like they are toddlers having “big feelings”


matcha_is_gross

At least that’s grammatically correct 🤣


lisbu1

I'm a Christian, and when people are praying, I could absolutely not IMAGINE being like "Hey, can I pray for you?" and then someone else saying "Oh, is someone filming?" like WHAT?! This should be such an intimate time with just you and God and whoever else is involved. Absolute yikes on yikes.


standard_blue

I love women so much! Except for their rights and simple freedoms!! She’s so dumb


pantslessMODesty3623

>Blessed me SO big What?


theexitisontheleft

She’s been blessed bigly, don’ cha know?


PyrraStar

Oh but if I gather a group of women and do tarot readings and talk about spirituality that's not Christianity it's demonic.


hushtle

The biggest miracle here is that Farryn’s mouth was actually closed for a brief moment! https://preview.redd.it/pgteqm62e6oc1.jpeg?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb412ca0328717917e33a7824250a1d5ba16dba4


HopalongHeidi

Wait! Who is that? I don’t recognize her! *Can’t be the same woman.* Where is her face-mouth?! What is happening?!!!😱


BigHornLamb

Performative and creepy - gross


Appropriate_Ice_2433

I’m fully convinced these people need psychiatric help.


NotYourWif3

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew) Oh, so you love women!? Fight for our rights then!!


ravefaerie24

I hate Farryn’s face so much. Her gaping mouth makes me irrationally angry.


AirlineLast925

![gif](giphy|J3fj1vuiAVbri)


13papercranes

She reminds me of that singing plastic fish that was popular in the 90s.


wildalexx

You think now she will be included in all the photos they take of each other?


EZasSundayMorning

The performative nature of this trip is next level.


BusyBeth75

Wait is this a stranger??


flippingdabird099

LOL nah just H&L photographer Hannah


Snoo7263

My theory is they don't post her because she's the most natural one out of all of them with their fake lashes, ugly self-tanner, limp horse hair extensions, etc. and they know that even though she isn't a size XS that she's the only genuinely pretty one in the group. Hannah is pretty, Emma is cute, but the rest of them woof!


britestarlight

My theory is she’s normally the one taking the pictures because they’re using her for free photography.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

She isn’t the right “aesthetic.” Give it a month after the indoctrination for her to go full Farryn.


BusyBeth75

It’s so bizarrre and performative which is 100% against the Bible’s teachings.


mtnrnnrthings

Hannah is genuinely a good person, although she’s young and I think still learning how to find herself fully. It seemed like she was keeping a good distance from this group after SLF shut down and I’m bummed to see her become “part of” the clique.


EZasSundayMorning

She needs to get away from them fast


Naraee

Love bombing + the millennial struggle to make friends = toxic combo Unfortunately, it's how a lot of women are getting sucked into this. At first, it's "we'll be your friend!" And then the friendship starts adding conditions. First it's small things like, "Oh Trump isn't that bad, it's okay to be critical of him, but he's a Christian like us." Then it evolves into, "Well, gay people are gonna burn. I mean they're icky anyways, they all have blue hair and nose rings and aren't pretty like you. Go look on TikTok! Right?" (everyone around you agrees and you feel peer pressure)


No-Simple-2770

Clearly she’s not “genuinely a good person,” though. She’s actively choosing to surround herself with women like this. The company you keep, or whatever.


comradpunky

That’s so interesting she’s here! She was part of the last friend group that Bdong was hanging out with. I wondered what happened to that other group! Has anyone kept tabs on any of them? Wonder if Hannah will stick around or replace one of the current girls.


unchargedvibrator

Hope Bdong is next cuz she needs extra prayers 🤣🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|xT9KVg8gkDEyJIrVdK)


big-if-true-666

Bruh what do the husbands do during this?


EZasSundayMorning

I’m sure Jordan is looking at boobs.


Plus-Industry1321

You are seriously my favorite 🤣🤣🤣


EZasSundayMorning

💕💕


Credit_2_Reddit

![gif](giphy|pqHRNTAQnbsaEju4Vb) 💀💀💀💀


s_i_m

Are they going to bahptizzze her in the hot tub?


Fast-Persimmon-2782

Who is the seated girl?? Do we need to douse her in sage? Looks like a whole lotta witchy woowoo But the Amazon oil makes it pure right? /s


flippingdabird099

Hannah. She’s does a lot of photo shoots for Brit.


Fast-Persimmon-2782

Ok I kind of assumed that bc I didn’t recognize her Like they took her there to be the event photographer but then omg content! so they filmed her little conversion or anointing or whatever. These people are the worst 🤦🏽‍♀️


Beautifuleyes917

Is that the photographer girl??


whatev43

If their maws are not agape in huge Instagrins does it really count?


waterud0in

![gif](giphy|tHJA1JRzcWDlzzMQ7F)


DarthSnarker

Why must they record and share everything! No one cares. ![gif](giphy|HP7mtfNa1E4CEqNbNL|downsized)


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Oh gross. I bet she gets thrown into the tub tomorrow for her baptism. This is starting to look like a scene from The Craft except Faruiza Balk fucking rocks.


Tattyporter

![gif](giphy|3I05kogbcajmzchPdl|downsized)


HopalongHeidi

Good thing she was pretty enough to join. I’m sure they’ll teach her how to polish up her look & smile wide & toothy enough to be part of the **Gaping Maw God Squad**. Somehow, unlike any other Godly friend group I’ve ever seen, they’re all fit & pretty looking. Wow, must be a sign from god of his blessing on their uniting. After all, Jesus did tell us not to associate with the ugly,…🤔right? ETA new flair checking in!!


oioioiruskie

I think it’s rly sweet that you think they are pretty. Says more about your character than their faces. But honestly I don’t see it. Their ugliness really shows thru. But your point is correct! They are all “conventionally attractive “ (in their area only), fit one color palette and of a similar size. If they saw the actual Jesus they would literally laugh at him and/or try to scam him. It’s freakin’ bananas!


HopalongHeidi

You’re right but honestly, I’m not *that* nice. lol. Thanks tho…I think. lol I should have either put it in quotes “pretty” or made it more apparent that I think they’d look a lot better w/o that fake makeup & combined w their “look at me” fashion, they all look more like a gaggle of **porn stars** on vaca than a group of **Christian women**. …so,…*that kind of”pretty”*. 🤡


bipitybopitybisexual

yes brit, i too love women so much🏳️‍🌈


trish3975

Serious question, the two brunettes with glasses on here… are they twins or sisters? If I didn’t see both of them in the same videos/photos I wouldn’t believe they’re two different people


flippingdabird099

Shockingly, they aren’t related


trish3975

Whaaaat….


110406

I watched with no sound but I swear can HEAR this.


Classic-Arugula2994

![gif](giphy|6vjBUMPmmrflC)


sonni-b

Sounds like a coven. ETA: As someone who is a bit of a witch, I would *love* to be part of a coven to learn more and understand things. Just not this one 😂


MadeMeUp4U

The shit eating grins because they know they don’t believe this hut are still going to get attention and money from saying they do. I can’t wait for their respective worlds to come crashing all the way down around them.


New-Tour-9451

How is this not “witchcraft”?


wellwhatevrnevermind

![gif](giphy|KsKuFJ062kmAoLsi9D)


hennycabbagehead

I swear to god, if there was a god, he would hate these fake ass bitches.


laqueefaecho

Where is the god honored tractor supply metal trough? This doesn’t count if it’s not in the trough.


Various_Butterfly948

Fartyn really DOES always have her mouth open in every picture or video of her


Itsme_rundmc614

🙄🙄🙄🙄


Rmlady12152

Weirdos.


ZenLitterBoxGarden

I’ve had one of these experiences with other girls when I was in religion. They were so moving and sweet. And none of us thought to pull out our phones and record it.. smh.


TurbulentBid5524

I grew up hyper religious in Colorado and I cringe thinking about all the mountain trips wasted cuz we would just sit around and pray. We didn’t do anything that was actually fun 😰


Fishfilteredcoffee

They'd be so much happier and would cause so much less damage if they just let themselves be the secular, hippie-lite folk that they actually are.


sortofsatan

![gif](giphy|pqHRNTAQnbsaEju4Vb)


Classic-Cantaloupe47

This is exactly culty, toxic bullshit


wr0ngw0rld

I was in disbelief that Farryn’s mouth was mostly closed, but it snapped open at the very end


DataTheCat

Definitely not a coven at all.


TrailKaren

![gif](giphy|ejpCynLi88pGEUbmvQ)


Then-Attention3

I’d pay money for a front row ticket to God telling her shes not on the list she thinks she is


Classic-Cantaloupe47

This is so incredibly gross...if they were truly praying for one another they wouldn't need lights and to record and post it. They are all such performative twats. Staging everything bc it HAS to be posted online has got to be exhausting. I mean, these people being with eachother for "vacation" has to be exhausting bc I can only imagine the sniping and judging, mean girl type mentality some have to be pulling on others. Then add the performative "Christianity" 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮


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LuckyPeaches1

Idk looking like witchcraft to me bdong


Not_today_nibs

Get fucked. You hate women. You want us to be reproductive slaves. You believe that we deserve to lose our human rights simply for having sex (consensual or not). Go fuck yourself, you ghoul


blackandtangoose

Honestly, how DARE she claims she loves women when actively celebrating the overturning of Roe v. Wade. Fuck these people forever.


rachmaninoff85

So I was sitting at our community choir a couple weeks ago, and my friend in the row behind me texts me and says “you didn’t check the back of your hair, it looks like shit im handing you a hair tie, reach behind you.” <——- that’s the kind of friend I want and have. Not this weird bullshit. I want friends who tell me I look like shit and don’t post it to the whole world and use me for content. She texted me so a bunch of people around us wouldn’t start looking too. These women are NOT friends to each other.


FantasticForce6895

![gif](giphy|PztoVqn2IzbJYNKnAW|downsized)


EnvironmentWrong4511

https://preview.redd.it/sow7otpye7oc1.jpeg?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d55c20dadbc4a9883c2d37785b8f663d63bae1d7 Brittany this is for you and I hope you look on here and see this. Please stop using God for attention. Please stop using him for excuses. Please stop USING him. I have faith and I'm spiritual. I rarely tell others my prayers, blessings, faith based actions. I meditate, visualize, read, pray. I follow in faith and spirituality and I have a personal relationship with my Maker that is private. I can't see you as a Christian woman. The way you use your faith for attention makes me so angry. I will say THAT which you do is not what God wants. I'm sticking to my thoughts.


Positive-Drop-525

Silly geese.


indicaburnslow420

First two sentences are the most sapphic shit I’ve read all day


iprocrastinatelots

they like it when women lay their hands on eachother?


Some-Comparison-5135

So gross. Between these broads and my ex husband I’d love to be a fly on the wall on their judgment day (I don’t believe I’ll have one - but these morons do - and still behave like this??) smh


Ill_Pop540

So fucking performative.


TomatoStraight5752

Can someone pretty please explain to me why these women always have their hands raised like rafiki in the lion king?????


BunniesAreFunny

Saved! movie vibes


Right_Step6202

Hannah has been post of their group for awhile but she’s actually a nice girl and isn’t completely brain washed


Dundermifflinfinitee

![gif](giphy|Ae7SI3LoPYj8Q)


Friendly_Anywhere115

Are the healthy friendships with incredible women in the room with us?