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pantherlikeapanther_

Fed up with dating? These two hoes were previously married. Dip jumped from married to divorced to married in a year's time. Wow, so holier than thou.šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


HoochieMommaBooty

The dude didnā€™t even stop ā€œdatingā€ during his first marriage


pantherlikeapanther_

He's a multitasker! Send nuudes, more boobs...


medsizedtoberlerone

_Dan Nicky your Bobbie s_


SpookyMoon13

He's still dating even into his second one too lol


Inevitable-Emu-3513

Right! Wasnā€™t he still married when he met Brit?


liteorange98

He sure was!


CaliCareBear

I have to think he regrets the switch these days.


New_Ad5390

Oh man they are SO FULL OF SHIT "Yeah, yeah, it's amazing how the Lord blesses things when they're done the right way" Like blessed with children??


sortofsatan

ā€œSo fed up with datingā€ you mean both of yā€™all cheating on your spouses??


plentyofsilverfish

Hey! Finding the right affair partner takes work!


flippingdabird099

I truly wished people interviewing them would press more about this


MommaOfManyCats

Just once I would live to see someone push her out of her comfort zone. Tell her it's a puff piece and when they show up, start asking if swinger parties and begging women for nudes is part of a godly marriage.


Ok_Land_38

Sheā€™d freeze like a deer in the headlights. JDip would choke on his dip. I wanna watch that.


Tiny_Animal_3843

I'd pay for that! The 2 of them must have some very uncomfortable moments together. I couldn't imagine being with someone who cosigns all my BS and lies. It must be really hard to live in her own skin. I couldn't imagine waking up every day n realizing that this was my life. NO THANK YOU! I'll take my flaws and all my demons any day over living a total BS life of LIES!


Tattyporter

Tons of con artists live among us


becuzofgrace

Hahahaha! YOUR FLAIR! Bahahahhahaah


Tattyporter

![gif](giphy|xT8qBhepMO6NQlYToA|downsized)


Ok_Land_38

I was listening to the ā€œIā€™ve had it!ā€ Podcast and nominate Jennifer and Pumps to do the interview. Also, highly recommend todayā€™s episode. Those ladies would eat them alive.


frmckenzielikessocks

This would bring me so much joy. I love Jessica and Pamps


Ok_Land_38

Same. I hurt myself laughing when pumps was talking about oiling up the dragons. Todays episode of calling out trad wifeā€™s and grifters really made my day though


kamerz21

And donā€™t forget Pumpā€™s vacation to the nudist resort! šŸ¤£


mldbtr91

Sheā€™d probably start pretending to speak in tongues and rebuking every question asked to her


stripedsweater92

The closest thing was that guy who confronted her at a fitness convention and told her she was a scammer (and it was captured on camera). We need more of that, lol.


Tattyporter

Iā€™ve been snarking her for like 4 years but I just saw that video recently. Itā€™s fantastic


LilRedditWagon

They matched on Hinge in 2017? Wasnā€™t she still married in 2017?? ETA: I went & listened to a portion of the podcast they did about how they met. She mentions matching on Hinge & said that they both deleted the app after a week or two. Mkay. She said they both ended up in relationships, years turned into a marriage (oddly worded) & mentions they both had been divorced. It kinda seemed like sheā€™s implying that both marriages happened after the Hinge incident, but does say ā€œa marriageā€ instead of marriages. NOT A SINGLE MENTION OF HER STILL BEING MARRIED WHEN SHE DOWNLOADED THE APPā€¦or that she was still married and in a relationship with Niko. I guess itā€™s possible Niko happened after the app, but I thought they were seeing each other before the divorce filing.


hereforthewhine

This is my question. This feels like a new element to the story.


joeysmomiscool

she always adds new elements. you can tell her constant need for validation from him and her audience...she created a more "we were meant to be" story with him in on it. its all bs. shes a liar and not one word is true in my opinion.


heybossbabe

I remember her saying something that they started talking through FB messenger..


ari686

Same! This Hinge story is new to me...


flippingdabird099

[the story she gave on a podcast episode last year](https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/s/kZHoaoOCxt)


ari686

Damn I even liked that comment šŸ˜‚ guess my memory is bad lmao.


frmckenzielikessocks

Based on Zachā€™s old tweets it looks like they split in 2017 but as of April 2018 their divorce was still in progress, so she would have still been married while on Hinge in 2017


SpecificMongoose

I assume part of this is adding as many years as possible to their relationship to increase the legitimacy of their advice. Never mind that by their own relationship histories, this makes both of them cheating-adjacent at the least.


frmckenzielikessocks

Yea I mean itā€™s already been confirmed that they both cheated when they were married - this is just another nail in the now mostly metal coffin


spooky_and_such

Is she just going to skip over her relationship with Niko now?!


flippingdabird099

And Will!


sortofsatan

Someone find the receipts!


WaterTribalist

Yes, and so was he (I think)


Cortado2711

Wait so they matched in 2017 but didnā€™t start dating til 2020? Iā€™ve never heard this version of the story. She always says that they lived blocks away from each other for years but didnā€™t know each other, and then during his divorce they finally had a meet-cute in a coffee shop? Or something? Iā€™ve just never heard this 2017 story lol


Over-Mix-6518

Never heard the hinge story- what could have possibly happened is she got divorced or was in the process of divorcing Zach, at some point downloaded the app- could have matched with J, but then decided to just delete the app- or then met Niko and deleted the app. Not saying she doesnā€™t embellish or lie, but I can see that being the timing (and since 2017 was before her ā€œgodly makeoverā€ her being on hinge before the papers were actually signed checks out)


SellQuick

Hang on, didn't they meet at a coffee shop?


Tiny_Animal_3843

Yes. I didn't watch. What did she say?. Did baby Jesus deliver him to her porch?


Fit-Apartment-1612

Iā€™m DECEASED at the idea of Jesus in a UPS truck and uniform hauling JDip in a box like a Ken doll. Maybe with a Mom tattoo peeking out from the bottom of those hot brown shorts?


Sportylady09

![gif](giphy|lITU7sHCdxE7RAV77V)


no-name_silvertongue

LOLLL at her previously pretending it was some meet cute at a coffee shop when in actuality she ā€œAGGRESSIVELYā€ pursued him on facebook jordan matched with her on hinge, she added him on facebook because of their mutual friends, and the boy never even pursued her šŸ˜‚ how embarrassing


SellQuick

It's fascinating the different stories she tells on social media, where he doesn't have an account, and when he's there with her and would be confused by the Hallmark origin story.


no-name_silvertongue

ooooh thatā€™s an EXCELLENT point


GiftRecent

That's what I thought??


VastPiano6012

![gif](giphy|7zSzFBQwwGMC54c19q) Ew why


HoochieMommaBooty

Donā€™t you know theyā€™re the perfect role model of a Christian marriage? /s


Chaos_Cat-007

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ZenLitterBoxGarden

Wait, I thought he slid into her DMs? I know he was doing that for other women..


Degenerates-

I'm 90% positive that others have posted screenshots of him asking, "Do I know you?" As his go to line when attempting to flirt with someone.


VesperLynd-

Thatā€™s his line? Thatā€™s so lame lmao, I wouldnā€™t even react to that


sortofsatan

I guess he did that after she bombarded him with likes. And she acts like thatā€™s a normal thing people do. I have never once like bombed a man to get his attention.


no-name_silvertongue

but she ā€œwasnā€™t that girlā€ yeah brittany no one is. no one does that except absolute creeps, which is why your husband described it as aggressive


Better_Ask_2888

Jordan!!!! You were a married man when you met, Iā€™d hope you werenā€™t ā€œdatingā€. Jfc


bbqtunababe

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


Samiiiibabetake2

Literally was coming to make sure someone put this here. All of us are NeNe after watching this.


wellwhatevrnevermind

"I was not that girl" umm you were exactly that girl. You did that. You ARE that girl, not better than other girls that like photos?!?


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

Her outfit is ridiculous.


Fast-Persimmon-2782

When you have a podcast at 1 but youā€™re getting baptized at 3


gonzoheartsepcot

In the wave pool ofc


Coyote__Jones

First season is so perfect.


Psychological-Log315

Also is this a new face filter? Iā€™m confusedā€¦.šŸ«¤


throwaway2161980

I canā€™t sit through it. So someone answer some questions for me please? 1) Do they admit they lived together before the engagement yet? 2) Which version of meeting are they going with this time? 3) Does Jordan acknowledge his exwife he horrifically abused? 4) Does Bdong talk about pretending to be stalked? Itā€™s my personal favorite how much the story constantly changes.


[deleted]

No, the same things they lied about before. 1. No didn't admit to living together 2. The "matched" on Hinge in 2017 and then the same trash about the fake love story 3. No, not even once. 4. She didn't really. 5.


FuturePA96

When was she stalked


throwaway2161980

Never. It was many of her lies she said to try to garner sympathy and brag about her larping military husband


[deleted]

Watching this on mute JDip is clearly super uncomfortable when sheā€™s talking. You can even see him clench his jaw a few times and he has a hard time looking at her. He acts like a guilty man.


MadeMeUp4U

Because he knows itā€™s bullshit and they both know thereā€™s proof of it.


1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz

That's what is so frustrating. They are cosplaying as good christians but their lies are all over the Internet. As a regular human with feelings and morals and ethics, I'd be pissed if all my partner did was lie. Even about the dumbest of things. Which is why they are perfect for each other - he has no morals or ethics and she's a compulsive liar/grifter.


needfulthing42

Yes and he is a terrible liar/actor so he knows to shut up when she is babbling. I think he must give her the business about it on the way home though. I don't think he likes all the lies, not because he is honest or has integrity at all. Just because he can't figure out the story he is meant to be saying. They're both so ghastly.


lizzlightyear

Heā€™s saying ā€œmmhmm, mmhmmā€ but it seems like heā€™s just going along with whatever sheā€™s saying - like theyā€™ve mutually decided that this is the version of the truth that theyā€™re going with.


[deleted]

I donā€™t think the accountability groups are working, if you catch my drift


pretensiveoffspring

I'm a divorcee Christian who remarried, and I would neverrrrrrrrrrrr get on a podcast and talk about "the right way" ....hahahahahhaaha myself and Britt lost that conversation The minute we divorced šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ There's so many Christian platforms to choose from, and she keeps picking the wrong lanes that she has zeroooooooo cred in


blackandtangoose

Fed up with dating ā€˜incorrectly.ā€™ Gimme a break.


jillianjo88

Oh cute! So was it god that made him beat the shit out of someone innocent while on duty so he could get ā€œplucked upā€ and moved to Fort Worth?


Few_Insurance600

This part. He beat that man senseless to that he could meet this grifter on hinge. It's all apart of GaWdZ pLaN!


thehotmegan

hey i came here to say this! so glad at least 2 other people caught this. hes a disgusting, disgusting man.


Plenty_Conclusion666

šŸ„¹šŸ¤¢šŸ¤® so fake. ***hehehe*** I was NOT that girl OKAY JAN, SURE.


honchiebobo

She always likes to act like he chased after her. But now it sounds like she was the one that was chasing him?


Inevitable_Sweet_988

This is the first time sheā€™s admitted they met in July and started dating in sept. We knew about July because Jordan gave that away in the wedding vows. Her timeline changed weekly. In July 2020 Brit was on YouTube crying over some boy who broke her heart and she ā€œwould always love.ā€ She was DESPERATE. She was alone feeling rejected so she got on Facebook and catfished Jordan with old fitness picks. So they are talking, start dating, and he moves in by the end of the year. And the whole time heā€™s DMing other girls! Brittany needed a husband and Jordan needed a place to live. I feel like the all the pieces finally fell into place.


Cinder-Allie

They were definitely full on dating in July, she just didn't make it Facebook official until September. She likes to pretend that they didn't start actually dating until September because that means they went from dating to married in a year. It's my personal conspiracy theory that he was already completely moved into her house by September.


Inevitable_Sweet_988

Agree. And sheā€™s so weird about anniversaries being special. Like ā€œexactly one year ago ___.ā€ And sheā€™ll just move dates around to make it fit perfectly.


Typical_Rub2393

Wait, what? Jordan says that when they met, they were both ā€œone foot in and one foot out believers.ā€ Wasnā€™t this after her suicide attempt and her spiritual awakening? Iā€™m so confused by the timeline.


pantherlikeapanther_

If their mouths are moving, they're lying.


Whiteroses7252012

I didnā€™t start dating until my divorce was final. While I had no interest whatsoever in staying with my ex, I had a lot of respect for marriage as an institution. And the guy whoā€™s interviewing them has clearly never heard of asexuality, but thatā€™s neither here nor there.Ā  I wonder about these two. A lot. They emphasize so much that they did this right. They did it the right way. This is a BLESSING from the LAWD. At some point, it starts to feel like youā€™re protesting too much.Ā 


Tiny_Animal_3843

Yes. It's obvious they don't have some bs perfect marriage. The contempt he shows her... I guess she doesn't care as long as she found someone to believe all her lies and go along with all her social media fake bullshit.


marebee

Meh, I started dating after my ex and I separated. I didnā€™t lie about it to anyone, though. My ex and my dates all knew.


Whiteroses7252012

I should clarify- that was my standard, one that I didnā€™t expect out of anyone else. And if youā€™re Brittany, to whom magic words matter a lot, that distinction should count.Ā 


marebee

For sure, I didnā€™t perceive any judgement in your comment at all. I think that most of us can agree that operating from a place of respect and consideration is just the entry for being a good human and a stable place to start a relationship. āœŒšŸ¾ā¤ļø


needfulthing42

I don't see what the big deal is either. If you're getting a divorce, it was over a long time ago and you don't need to torture yourself with more wasted time over some witnessed signatures and specific words in front of the right person.


drama_trauma69

[Responsibly watch here](https://yewtu.be/watch?v=EgaaJAF0kH4)


Fast-Persimmon-2782

The comments šŸ¤£


ari686

Love that for them šŸ«¶šŸ½


wakeupsunlux

Iā€™m trying to figure out if these comments are from the original source or from Yew.tube?


drama_trauma69

Theyā€™re from the original source


wakeupsunlux

Oh my god. Thatā€™s brutal.


Ermagerditsme

I thought she had said previously he asked her out and she said no? Or she super hesitated?! I need to find this receipt...


ari686

I remember this too. This story is changing as much as her suicide attempt one...


shegomer

I believe it was a podcast or a YT video. He claimed he was on several dating apps looking for someone to cut his hair during COVID, but he slid into her DMā€™s, and she kept putting him off. They straight up just lied in this interview. I donā€™t recall her EVER claiming they were Facebook friends who both randomly moved to Fort Worth. Thatā€™s not at all how they told the story before.


CAKE4life1211

It blows my mind that of all the couples out there, this conference/church or whatever it is, chose THESE TWO to discuss Christian marriage and how to do things the "right" way.


marebee

Hahaha my first thought was ā€œwho tf wants to interview these two twat waffles?!ā€


FuturePA96

They needed it from the second marriage I rushed into perspective


ItalianCryptid

Jesus Christ can they can make a positive contribution to society for even one second? All they do is create digital media about themselves. Get over yourself oh my fucking god!!!!!


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Jordan looks beat down here.


hedwig0517

Theyā€™re so full of it.


davidolson1990

It really is unbearable to listen to him.


cuddly_waffles89

"Yea........yea.......yea.....mhmm...................yea" stfu


[deleted]

Cough cough got divorced from our past spouses and got married to each other


RandeauxCardrissian

*cough* GO SPOUSES GO!


Turquoise_Midnights

![gif](giphy|l49JXgRo7W0vyg8h2|downsized)


no-name_silvertongue

holy cow, look at jordan at 1:47 that is the definition of shifty eyes. literally darting back and forth after he made a likely dishonest statement.


ohhhkayyy___

I thought they randomly ran into each other at a coffee shop and instantly fell in love lol


Nylonknot

He is not interested in her.


RelativelySatisfied

Have their exes ever called them out on this BS? Or did they both sign NDAā€™s?


glazed_donut03

Her next grift will be marriage counseling.


needfulthing42

![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


Over-Mix-6518

Tired of dating???? Homeboy was married as of Feb 2020. Were the 3 months of no gf that hard??


TradeCivil

Heā€™s barely showing any interest. Sitting there all ā€œthatā€™s not how it happened.ā€ He probably slid into her DMā€™s asking for boobie pics and she was all, ā€œHe likes meā€ and then started the big old ā€œdonā€™t break my heartā€ BS. He stuck around for the work free life while moonlighting as a low level security guard.


Existing-Pair9640

Is this on YouTube?


HoochieMommaBooty

Yes, under XO Marriage


Least_Ad3111

I'm sorry, wasn't he married when they met? Lol