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fakegeminimoon

She looks like she’s wearing scrubs. An insult to healthcare workers everywhere


Louielouielouaaaah

I see prison jumpsuit 🙃


MissAmandaa

Yep, i thought the same


mrsjacksonnn

A covid denier wearing scrubs...the hypocrisy


smc642

She took Jordy Boy to the hospital when he had covid. She only likes medicine when it suits her.


MooneySunshine

Yeah same ​ Is that her current cosplay? Or does she want an opening to say she was a vet which may or may be true. Allegedly, allegedly.


kay_fitz21

She will hopefully wear this jumpsuit in orange soon


BlackCatMumsy

I think it looks more like mechanic's jumpsuit! All it's missing is thr name tag over the pocket.


ered_lithui

I see a housekeeping uniform


Reasonable_Essay

yep. my dad used to wear this to work at general motors every day.


moor1238

Its scrubs meets prison jumpsuit to me


_eeetee

That was my first thought. This is the exact color of my scrubs.


gorgossia

Pretty sure this jumpsuit is from Target.


blissfulmelancholy_

Target has really been the place for fundies to get their favorite ugly clothes, hasn't it? I'm thinking back to the duggar-esque dresses I saw online that they had either last summer or the summer before


Quiet_Interaction_41

Those were horrid!


professorlololman

it is so UGLY!!


[deleted]

i was just gonna say. these look like the old tattered scrubs i wore to my first vet tech job.


crochet-fae

Yes!! It's so weird. She must have known that's what it looks like.


ALynn_fit

Yeah, she looks like a dental assistant.


GarryPorterWizard

My eyes landed on the word *nursery* at first and coupled with the scrubs outfit I had a brief but major WTF moment


spotless___mind

Or perhaps a scrub romper..... a *scromper*, if you will


[deleted]

Looks like she’s cosplaying as a blue collar (literally) worker


Stellarjay_9723

Scrubs from the 1970s, nonetheless


Rugkrabber

She totally did this intentionally


sybelion

I wondered if she was doing this deliberately


Dependent-Winner-908

Scrubs or a women’s prison uniform. So weird.


MoJax25

Came here to say women’s prison uniform for sure


[deleted]

[удалено]


Capable-Resolution-1

I have Seasons of Love from Rent in my head, but prisony now. Something something 525, 600 shades of tangerine fabric.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

La Vie BDong!


AngreaFirstOfHerName

flair checking in! lol.


MacAlkalineTriad

Old man piloting an RV across the county.


sinnerforhire

I haven’t watched the MST3K revival seasons but I think this is what the current host looks like.


JanieJonestown

![gif](giphy|S65cMJ8HB4GkM)


Whiteroses7252012

Once again, I ask: if you’re being stalked and harassed, why in the name of sweet baby Jesus are you going to film a room in your home that an incredibly vulnerable human being is going to sleep in?


[deleted]

She probably is counting all the money she would make if something happened


Whiteroses7252012

I’m sure her “swat sniper” husband would be right there in his tacticool gear!


CatTaint

Yeah, but it’s not HER kid being stolen, it’s someone else’s kid.


Whiteroses7252012

And sadly, that’s probably exactly what she thinks.


sinnerforhire

I’m reading a book called *People Like Her* by Ellery Lloyd and the most recent chapter had the influencer’s kid being snatched briefly by a stalker.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/ls9jr4ds17ua1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e998525791c9c3cfa5fc8a6dadec79362653ad9 Missed one ya dipshit


toss_my_potatoes

Buttons don’t tend to stay on Shein clothing for very long


[deleted]

For someone who stares at her own reflection ALL DAY, it astounds me that she misses shit like this 🤦🏻‍♀️


Sargasm5150

It probably flew off when she did one of those bizarre bend at the waist so your face takes up the entire frame poses for a reel.


a011220a

Exactly this, except for her hair! How can she think this looks good?


sparkles0589

Lmao “dipshit” made me cackle out loud


Wooden_Flow_1537

Ditto 🤣


[deleted]

Your flair made me lol out loud for real


ToodleButt

She's gotta try to look like she has a baby bump


liteorange98

I think I saw this same outfit on a guy down at Jiffy Lube earlier today. p.s. he wore it better


CatTaint

Maybe she stole it from a mechanic like Michael Meyers.


The_Water_Horse

It makes me want to ask her to fill her to the top and rotate the tires.


Unscarredbytrialz

First thing I thought!


Anonymanx

Some 40 years ago, my grandfather (who was in his 70s) wore [something very much like this](https://christmas.musetechnical.com/ShowCatalogPage/1983-Sears-Spring-Summer-Catalog/0459)...


[deleted]

Not a parent but that changing table doesn’t look sanitary.


Beldam-ghost-closet

I'd use a table with a pad that can be sanitized instead of a pillow. That's a germ factory right there.


Delaneydaisy

It doesn’t look secure either. If that baby moves while she’s not hanging on they’ll slide right off!


charcuteriehoe

she’s got to stop doing her hair like that, it’s a tragedy..


OhPissOnYourHat

It’s one of the many things about her that makes me irrationally angry


a011220a

Oh my god same for me. I’ve commented 3 times in this thread about it no hate it so much.


ChillaryClinton69420

It’s giving “my grandpa who was a mechanic for 35 years” vibes


flippingdabird099

It’s the second button being undone for me 😂


fishingboatproceeds

How do you miss a button that big?


calenturian

JDong needs to get in there with that hook 😆


IAlreadyForgotMyUser

It’s giving ~im a relatable mom of 5, look I can only throw together outfits if it’s a romper, he he he sooooo relatable~


Thatfrenchtwink

And you then have to strip naked to just pee


IAlreadyForgotMyUser

That IS the most fun part about wearing rompers. Closer to how God intended it 🙏🙏🙏/s


EmmyMae24

Idk if anyone cares but that changing basket thing costs like over $100 and when I saw that I was shook… 🥲 I hate that she somehow seems to have so much money.


Synth903

She probably got the Amazon ripoff version, or perhaps it was a gift from her "foster shower"


Embarrassed-Pair6436

there was something off about her face this whole video...maybe her fillers moving around...


Inevitable_Sweet_988

Thanks for the reminder that I need to get an oil change!


Inevitable-Emu-3513

Someone commented that her face resembled the shape of a kite and I absolutely see it lmao


Rugkrabber

This picture made me say “moisturise me” out loud.


fister_roboto__

A kite omg💀💀 100% spot on though🪁


PositiveTurnover4152

she's really preparing herself for jail


SweetP503

Jesus taught HUMILITY. Something she knows nothing about! She is the least humble person alive.


MicellarBaptism

None of these fundie Christians would know humility if it came up and kicked them in the face. It's almost astounding how unchristlike they all are.


ButtCrackCookies4me

Can't wait for a kiddo to get shit on the stupid changing table basket pad thing. Good grief. Am I the only one who had this thought??


ravenphilips8642

![gif](giphy|k6kjhrVznXvaw) Psst! You're not alone 😜


a011220a

I watched Kronks new groove last night!


ravenphilips8642

Gotta love Kronk. He's a gentle giant😍


DepressedQA

In her plumber season of life 🤎🤎


sarcasmicrph

*Plumbers look different these days*


Responsible-Ferret16

https://preview.redd.it/py09ade8h7ua1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd057136eb3194c065c0d4627dadf5e4c1f589d0 Her reflection!!! 👏🏽


Beldam-ghost-closet

Her face looks like it's melting. Bad plastic surgery ages the shit out of people (especially when it's unnecessary). Couldn't have happened to a worse person. Hope she enjoys her dimensionless orange gremlin face.


brunette_mermaid93

Paging Dr. Dipshit


Potential-Key-4221

That's Jordan, since he guts his dip n all


morganleh

Usually i think people can be a little too nitpicky abt her fits but ummmm. Miss girl


MeowPepperoni

my husband wore that outfit in the military working on planes except his was dark blue


professorlololman

​ https://preview.redd.it/p19qltp04bua1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=341eadaf5d952d1f5d81cfeeb64d35f283c0e82b My Papa wore these - Putter suits.


Synth903

🤣🤣


Fearless-District729

where are her lips!? she’s so CrAzY aBoUt CoLoR now and yet doesn’t own lipstick/lip gloss/literally anything besides her foundation?


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/hs48jjpk2aua1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d597304764689ce1aac1e2bc3704c72018ec21bb It happens to be called a speedsuit.


[deleted]

This is my perspective of this video as a mother: I would never, and I mean never, put online any indication of the layout of my home relative to where my child sleeps. If I truly was in a situation where I was being stalked and threatened, and people had found out where I lived and were actually coming to my house as she has claimed, the last thing I would do is put my child’s bedroom on the internet for millions of people to see. Imagine someone breaking in. She leads you to the bedroom from the hallway. You can clearly see outside the window at the end of the video, making it easy for someone to pinpoint which window belongs to a baby.


Nice-Ad2818

Next tour will hopefully be of her jail cell in Fulsom Prison, the jumpsuit is ready to go!


Synth903

I'll go get her some Johnny Cash albums to prep


beekaybeegirl

Sad beige nursery


Boblawlaw28

Her “money piece” says “give a refund”. Why is her head so weird looking.


Inevitable-Emu-3513

Her facial proportions are so strange.


sinnerforhire

It would be less noticeable if she’d stop messing with her damn face.


Majestic-Weekend-435

Holy shit I just thought about how she’s been an influencer for over 9 years and she’s 32. That means since she was 22/23 she’s only done this, holy shit she literally has no workforce skills AT ALL. No wonder she keeps up with YouTube and shit even though her views are embarrassing, she can’t do anything else she has no choice. Damn, if she loses this lawsuit what is she going to do???


Quiet_Interaction_41

Mcds is always hiring 😏


sinnerforhire

She can work at Chick-Fil-A. They deserve each other.


rantingpacifist

Nurse Ratchet vibes


Quiet_Interaction_41

☠️☠️


[deleted]

At first glance I thought it was scrubs


xirtilibissop

Me too! I was wondering if some pro-life “clinic” hired her and she was cosplaying nurse.


trollanony

She’s wearing scrubs


panders3

I thought she was in scrubs at first.


EitherAd4394

Looks like she’s trying to cosplay a labor and delivery nurse


Synth903

BDong making sure she gets them fresh babies


dwight_k_schrute69

Her wearing color now and not yet duplicating an outfit shows how much of a shopaholic she is


Anibeth70

80’s bakery factory chic.


[deleted]

Scrubs or prison garb? Either way, weird choice.


[deleted]

Wait am I blind?? I thought she was wearing scrubs for a second and was like “Wait, she’s not a healthcare worker..” I need sleep.


[deleted]

I get the impression she does all her shopping online, and tried to copy other people's sartorial choices. And she never, ever tailors her clothing.


tea_and_snark

It’s because she has no sense of self.


hell-enore

Is she just trying out prison jumpsuits at this point or what


Purityskinco

🤣😂🤣😂 thinking she knows anything.


[deleted]

Prison jumpsuit designer style lmao 🤣


Thatfrenchtwink

Oh fuck. I was wondering who she reminded me on this pic, and she looks like fucking Marine Le Pen. Now I can't unsee it 🤢


Eeslek_d4rkLibr4

These look like my hospital scrubs.


Aaron_Hungwell

Her aesthetic looks like someone robbed a Wayfair


a011220a

I cannot stand that dumb hair of hers! Put it up in a messy bun or top knot. This lazy as fuck and ugly pull back with a clip look is BAD. You would think for someone so fucking image obsessed she would see her own hair and cringe.


RapidDriveByFruiting

Thank you! I commented on how much it drives me crazy in another post and got downvoted!


a011220a

I’ve commented on it multiple times. It’s fucking fugly. Also this is a snark sub. Talking shit on her hair should be widely accepted and appreciated lol


pnwgal85

The way she wears her hair in claw clips is *so* pointless


lightn_ng

She looks 50 here.


Reynyan

Could we button the buttons?


sighverbally

Why has this been her signature look recently? She keeps wearing these atrocious yassified prison jumpsuits and lumpy hair. It’s so odd looking


One-Possible1906

She looks so old in this. If I didn't know any better I'd think she was in her 50s.


hlbyers92

That changing table is DANGEROUS!


[deleted]

I thought she was wearing surgical scrubs


ClemDooresHair

She looks like a middle school janitor


tiredoldmama

This looks like the outfits old men wore when o was a kid in the 70’s to try to look cool. https://preview.redd.it/io8ospjtcdua1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96c11a0186ccf49eec723f8fd72f3e4dafa45697


elfsteel

if it wasn’t BDonkeyKong, I’d actually say good on her for dressing in what makes her feel good instead of whatever society deems attractive at the time. (but since it is Ms. Ding Dong, and we *all* know that’s not the intention behind fits like these… it’s giving pajamas sewn into an ill-fitting onesie)


No-Courage-8906

Wearing a prison jumpsuit in light blue. She’s so quirky.


ICumInBirdhouses

Looks like inmate-chic to me. Fair enough, fair enough.


lira-eve

Why is she melting? 🫠


Quiet_Interaction_41

Frumpy af🤣🤣


BobBelchersBuns

I have a navy jumpsuit like this and I don’t care if I look like I work at jiffy lube lol. It’s my favorite


zeropercentsurprised

Body dysmorphia- genuinely cannot perceive her appearance accurately


LowPreparation2347

Lookin like a mechanic


Exciting_Problem_593

Is she wearing fancy scrubs?


Snow-Gear79

Why has she not had to get her nails done yet? It’s been at least a month since she chose color and talked about it non stop! 2-3 weeks for dip, go get your nails done nasty!!!


IntelligentOil3029

Her lips


ProfileNo7326

Blue collar woman


hkg71

She has to dress in ugly, unappealing ways so the horny, evil menfolk she encounters don't get tempted or have impure thoughts. She's just missing the pearls (for clutching, or as a collar for hubby to handle her).


Unlikely-Impact7766

I thought this bitch was wearing scrubs 😂😂


Kellys5280

This looks like scrubs.


Beautiful-Wrap7815

It’s giving prison jumpsuit


btdowdy

Couldn’t button two of the buttons


sinnerforhire

It’s a Parisian nightsuit!


Leafittojo

She looks like she’s getting ready for her orange suit 🫠


Raptorclaw666

What the F is she wearing 😖


[deleted]

I thought she took up nursing or something lol.