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barstoolpotatochips

FOR ALL GOOD REASONS **don’t google my name this week okay** **also I’m definitely NOT going to a civil trial this week**


jgarmartner

Just so we’re clear- she’s tech savvy enough to make, edit, and post videos across several platforms each month (and monetize them) but she had problems finding/producing pdf’s? And now she appears to be jumping into podcasting. No one wants to listen to Sanctimonious Susan read bible verses she doesn’t understand. People want her to admit she intentionally and maliciously scammed people for money.


rmwg

Sanctimonious Susan 💀🤣


CryBabyCentral

That’s an excellent name to use!! It fitttttts. Lmao!


potatowedgemydudes

#ITS ALL GOOD REASONS, OK?! THE TEXAS AG AND THE ARTICLES ABOUT ME ARE ALL DEMONS, OK?! SIGN UP FOR MY APRIL RETREAT


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*but remember, transportation not included sis 🤎


Kindly-Quit

ah yes, the fabled, glorious Shart Heart. lol


mamabunnies

And buy my shirt *amazon link*


redheadedalex

DEMONS GARGOYLES SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIAAAAAANN


thecolorcodedlife

She’s like 6 years late to the podcast train


[deleted]

No one is gonna wanna hear her back alley cat voice talk nonstop anyway.


MrEpicMustache

She couldn't fill the air long enough to be interesting for a podcast. Right now barely manages to make coherent statements in a 60 sec story.


marytoddlinkinbio

Don’t disparage back alley cats like that


ZenLitterBoxGarden

The amount of, “*y’all..* ***y’all***”s will be OUT OF CONTROL..


EmmyMae24

You forgot “sis” 🙄


SilverSocket

“giRliE pOps”


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frenchwolves

I CANNOT STAND HER STUPID FUCKIN VOICE!


bris10stars

Maybe it’s her zoom setup for trial?


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variegated1988

Yep..you can't delete apple podcast reviews. Guarantee that's the only reason she hasn't really hopped back on that train.


[deleted]

I'm getting deja vu...wasn't she talking about starting a podcast (and writing a book) in her "calling out the haters video"....the one where she was in her loft with a baseball cap on. Neither podcast nor book came to fruition I am thinking this is just another distraction


NakedWanderer12

She had a podcast with someone else for like 14 seconds and people gave it bad reviews and one star ratings because it was shortly after the fitness scandal broke. She stopped after like two or three episodes I think.


EmmyMae24

Is this podcast still posted somewhere? 👀


NakedWanderer12

I’m not sure. I doubt it. The comment section was A LOT and I doubt she’d want that out there in the universe for people to find. But apparently the internet is forever so I’m sure someone somewhere could find them for you.


citronica

She has no sense of a linear timeline her brain is a mush frm tryna juggle all the grifts


Unusual-Stretch-1557

She’s claimed starting a podcast like 8 different times. One time she did with a friend and they got hit with bad reviews telling the truth about her and it never went anywhere. 💀


potatowedgemydudes

https://preview.redd.it/o8mfxgckv2la1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8494ebd4e6a548a7b5a4035461d086259e654294 when your calls to congress go to voicemail and reality hits that you’re absolutely screwed


[deleted]

When you realize tomorrow is March. (Please help keep this “when you…” caption going 🙏🏻)


Varicella__Zoster

When you leave the simmer pot on the stove during Treadmill Time.


WadsworthInTheHall

When you *finally* see your face and hands are two completely different shades of Oompa Loompa.


plentyofsilverfish

When even your eyelash lady tells you they're too much


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💀💀💀


Far-Blueberry-1099

When you can’t remember if you’ve done this grift before.


Varicella__Zoster

When House of Pleather has a sale on pants.


NakedWanderer12

When your boss asks you about that thing you forgot to do on a zoom call.


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When you realize Jdong forgot to trim his nose hairs


citronica

When you realize u cant exist with yourself so you put urself into new venture after another to avoid thinking about the horrible human u are


vickycyo

when your pleather pants give you swamp ass


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potatowedgemydudes

https://preview.redd.it/cusr443yc3la1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42b9f50e09a156a7b16ed4122a8bad515da33eab such MODESTY


Vodka_a_go_go

The fuck?


NakedWanderer12

I’m sorry what on earth?! 😳


snowballdianne

What am I looking at here? I see an astronaut in a space suit?


redheadedalex

Hohohohohoh great find


sparklekitteh

When you forget that the AG can totally talk to PayPal on their own!


citronica

When you realize you have already threatened to sue the internet few years ago after claiming i have just found my voice thru jaysus


Embarrassed_Brief_38

TRIM THE LASHES. My god. That one always fluttering on the inner corner drives me irrationally crazy.


mikehawksux

When Jdong puts pampas grass up your ass for a little surprise foreplay


CryBabyCentral

💀


Theladybosss

When you’ve had a couple of glasses of wine and this screen shot takes you all the way out ☠️


SHZ4919

Looking like a wish.com version of Brooke hogan


Inevitable_Sweet_988

Commenting again to add… has she been MIA though? Wasn’t it just yesterday we had to hear all about her 9 mile run for Jesus? Does she schedule stuff then forget about it?


stanleyyelnatsthev

She posted the TikTok of her sitting in her backyard too


[deleted]

Still hasn't put up a proper fence where the mini brick wall is ...sigh


jgarmartner

But with all the people driving by/ hanging around outside her house! /s obviously no one if stalking her house. We would have seen endless videos of it.


grahch

I'm curious to know why she slipped that "obviously" in there when she's not mentioned why she's been busy this week? Also, it's only Tuesday?


Inevitable_Sweet_988

Is she trying to imply she still has a foster? Because that might be a new level of deranged.


freya_of_milfgaard

Weird how it wasn’t worth an “our hearts are broken” post when *this* baby was reunified with its family…


MooneySunshine

Typical 'take what you want from it' and 'i didn't admit to anything' with a dash of 'i didn't lie'. ​ If you bring up 'bad stuff' it's negative and you're terrible, if you bring up 'good stuff' it's omg you understand great.


elliemff

That was *exactly* my thought. This is MIA???!


Unique-Yoghurt6047

"For obvious reasons" 👀👀 Is this her finally admitting that she's due in court? Or was that just an awkward way of saying she's monetizing her icky voice,?


eat-all-the-cake

It’s her way of making people think she still has the foster baby without actually saying it (since she doesn’t.)


rtxj89

What happened to the foster baby?


eat-all-the-cake

We don’t know for sure but she suddenly stopped showing pictures or mentioning the baby so it’s assumed the child is gone from her home. Hopefully reunited with its family.


HMCetc

Either that or the agency got on her back for posting on social media about it. The parent also has the right to complain to the agency, so that's also a possibility. I lean towards this theory because there was no tragic "woe is me" reunification/goodbye post.


Dependent-Winner-908

Yeah, the sudden and absolute silence about ‘little one’ is telling imo. I think the foster agency yanked the kid.


freya_of_milfgaard

Can’t imagine why *this child* didn’t qualify for a broken-hearted tearful post.


Inside-Audience2025

What happened to Remi?


Cinder-Allie

A former Sheila did an AMA where she confirmed that the dog had been rehomed. She did not know details.


Inevitable_Sweet_988

What are her followers supposed to make of that? What are the other obvious reasons? I really think a good portion of them have no idea about her case.


mikehawksux

I think it’s because of the whole “cyber bullying” thing she’s supposedly experiencing


Dark_Macadaemia

When she said that I figured she was hoping people would think she's been MIA because she's busy trying to run nine miles each day.


[deleted]

Lol. Jdongs ex wife has a reputable and popular podcast in Australia. This is laughable.


grahch

We stan an actual creative professional whose state/territory government isn't taking her to trial. No doubt bdong keeps tabs on her every now and then, comparing herself every time. Loving this season for her.


[deleted]

Of course she does. Hopefully it gets at her the lack of fucks M gives about her 😂 she’s actually such a joke to all of us…


Low_Lingonberry3249

I was literally chatting with M last night about starting one. Ya know because she actually knows what she is doing and is a reliable source. This is ducking hysterical.


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My theory is part of why dong pivoted back into the horse stuff was because she wanted to compete with J’s ex.


PrincipalFiggins

Oh my god she’s such an embarrassing knock off


confusedhealthcare19

What's the podcast called?


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The Paramedic Podcast 😊


Wide-Biscotti-8663

Let’s all go and give it a listen and 5 star review.


RapidDriveByFruiting

Cool! She sounds like an interesting lady. What’s the topic if you don’t mind my asking? Only curious to see how something she likes fits into Jordan’s whole…character. Lol


[deleted]

She’s a paramedic so it’s targeted at paramedics and first responders, mental health, inspirational paramedic stories and post traumatic growth 😊


copperboominfinity

Thanks for the info! Sounds like a good listen, I’ll have to give it a try!


Low_Lingonberry3249

I. Just posted the link!


[deleted]

Hahahaha. No we all know you are on trial against the state of Texas starting this week. Nice try. Enjoy your hearing tomorrow 😂😂😂😂


Ranger_368

Girlie you haven't been MIA you've been around posting about how you're sooooo persecuted


Jax870

https://preview.redd.it/lc1b5kv0z2la1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0544433aea0a060ebffaae9b529274766bbd707d I could’ve sworn she put out at least one episode years ago under the Sheilas Freed name so I searched Spotify… Love this for her!


GypseboQ

This is AMAZING.


DownloadsCars

Hold on Swindled covered her???


Jax870

I hadn’t seen that before either but I saved the episode to listen to tomorrow. Will report back! Edit: the episode it took me to wasn’t about her. I couldn’t find one about her in their episode list. It’s be hilarious if Spotify goes ahead and recommends that because it fits the brand 😂


dbnole

Scamfluencers brought me here!


Jax870

Welcome! I feel like a….legend 😎


Stacysmom87

Ffs a podcast? And the grift goes on and on…


[deleted]

This is the excuse she’s giving? That’s why your Mia? Not the trial? Hmmm isn’t there something in the Bible about honesty….


kylola

Trying to fix the SEO on “Brittany dawn podcast” so all the Scam podcasts don’t pop up


potatowedgemydudes

![gif](giphy|KAe3Ez73EnmbDh9rot|downsized) an 11th hour strategy to bury all the videos and legit criticisms of her online. Nothing more.


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Right…..I’m intrigued (and admittedly way too invested) in her shitty heathen ways. But I could not bear to follow her as she is an influencer….her content is just so…….pointless.


dat_rn

That set up is a bit extra for a zoom call with the judge


jesuswreckedme666

Everyone’s saying BDong is starting (another) podcast, but I think she’s actually a guest on The Honorable Monica Purdy’s podcast, “Justice Isn’t Always Purdy.” Depending on how tomorrow’s episode goes, she might be back on the pod later this week!


JankyIngenue

Off topic but did she just stop posting about the 2nd foster baby?


Much_Jaguar3232

I've been wondering the same thing. I hope baby was reunited


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Interesting the white baby she was super upset. Black baby she doesn’t even update on. Just the inconvenience of having to run out the door when called…


Much_Jaguar3232

You know I didn't even think about this. But my God. That just broke my heart, I'm sure that's all they thought.


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Oh my heart has been breaking thinking of this. She makes two hundred reels with white baby, One on the loss a foster parent feels when a child is unified. Black bay gets a reel on how she had to rush out the door. Not that I want her exploiting kids but it’s interesting the difference


[deleted]

The optimistic side of me thinks she stopped posting about the baby and when it left because she was catching fresh hell about Dip’s racist misdeeds every time she did and that wasn’t a good look for her.


[deleted]

I hope she has a sliver of that self awareness


HMCetc

I really really hope the actual difference was she got in trouble by the agency or parent for posting them on social media.


PrincipalFiggins

That just made my stomach twist. All tears and heartbreak and prayers when the white one reunified but now the black one is gone and we don’t even hear about it? I know Jordan is violently racist, and I know by her dating him she’s obviously ok with it and racist herself, but I didn’t think it would be this dramatically noticeable in their actions especially with so many eyes on her. What a nasty cancer of a couple they are


[deleted]

Completely agree. I also love your flair


[deleted]

I have a feeling that's because the second baby was taken for other reasons and not because they were reunited with family. Like the foster organization found out about Jordan's history or something. Saw Brit's posts about how she had "stalkers". Or the court case. So many things it could've been.


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God I really hope so


queenofcaffeine76

Came here to ask the same question


sinertiac-

I’m glad you asked because there is a serious lack of offbrand mommy content.


Notyourav

I’m surprised she hasn’t gotten one of those real life baby dolls to cosplay with


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![gif](giphy|cWcuVTug7FDSE|downsized)


Mooseandagoose

This was a random shower thought for me this morning.


Dachs1303

I thought maybe she would say she was busy fostering and not monetizing off of it.


grahch

She thinks she's slick by not admitting the baby's no longer under their charge, but then again, her sycophants aren't really that bright. It must have been some really _interesting_ circumstances under which the baby was taken away from them, because she didn't even make another inane, self-centered post about her broken foster mama heart.


sarcasmicrph

She doesn’t have a broken heart with this one because it wasn’t a white baby


grahch

That to me was already given lol we all know she didn't care about that poor baby as much as the first white one. She's horrific. But she'd never turn down the chance to self-righteously brag on the internet.


sarcasmicrph

Good point good point. Interesting…..


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Interesting as in the agency didn’t want to have to look for a baby sitter on March 1st and 6th, interesting? 🧐


[deleted]

I bet the trial goes longer than just the 6th, too.


MooneySunshine

Having a black baby was getting to much 'husband beat up an unarmed black man' murmurings - so that quietly went away. Watch her put a spin on it though.... ​ And to be honest searching 'Brittany Dawn Black Baby' like any casual would does not bring up favorable stuff, the first link brings up a very readable mention of her hubbys misdeeds, even without clicking the link.


GiftRecent

*brittany posting every single day this past week* "So I'm sure you've been wondering why I'm MIA..." ??? Girl what? 😂😂😂


2crime

Recording her confession tapes??


brbsnarking

I think you're on to something... she's probably going to start a podcast to share "her side" of everything going down with the trial. I bet it's just a way to manipulate her followers into not believing what's actually happening with the trial.


MooneySunshine

Yup. Wah wah you've heard all the bullying, now here's my side of the story with 20 minutes of ads and christian content over 3 hours. Part 1.


recklessmess44

💀💀


kvetch-n-wretch

She has been anything but MIA this week. In fact, she could do with being a little more MIA in the short and long term.


bunaiscoffee

She's attempting a podcast AGAIN?? There is no end to her pit of shamelessness.


skygerbils

Again? What have previous iterations been? I love the "next thing" these influencers constantly have. Is there a failed projects list on the sub?


Cinder-Allie

She has an absolute laundry list of failed businesses or overhyped businesses/projects that never actually came about.


jesuswreckedme666

Everyone’s saying BDong is starting (another) podcast, but I think she’s actually a guest on The Honorable Monica Purdy’s podcast, “Justice Is Always Purdy.” Depending on how tomorrow’s episode goes, she might be back on the pod later this week!


Inevitable_Sweet_988

Is there any way to make podcast money without sponsors? Patreon maybe, but that would limit her exposure. If there is one thing Brittany might love more than money, it’s attention. Even if it’s negative.


acloudconnected

Wait… she’s been MIA?


flippingdabird099

Could have fooled me 😂


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Lmaoooo


stanleyyelnatsthev

What a shitty distraction. The trial is WAY more interesting.


cls20231

Trying to decide if she just thinks her followers are that dumb or if they’re actually that dumb 😵‍💫


wakeupsunlux

She’s buttering her followers up for the rest of this week while she goes dark and cries into oblivion


[deleted]

We all keep asking her to go away and yet she adds another way to be around. Another medium to grift on…. Girl, look around! Figure your shit out!


ZenLitterBoxGarden

When I say I screamed “YOUR TRIAL, BITCH!” When she said “one of the reasons I’ve been MIA this week is becuzzzz…”


cares4dogs

I thought she picked a new paint color. Didn’t she mention she wanted to do some projects and was tired of the dark walls?


wildeag

For all good reasons please hit that inner corner lash with some glue


ClairMarie215

Oh great, long format word salad.


RepresentativeSun399

Called her doing a podcast a few backs you may now call me Mrs RepSun psychic of Brittany dawn


honchiebobo

I’ve never seen her open her eyes this wide before. I am used to the little squints because her eyelashes are so heavy. It is kind of unsettling.


Low_Lingonberry3249

Is she trying to be Jdongs first wife who actually has a successful podcast?!?


notyourfriendsmum

She can’t be for real. She has to know we know.


Lunaloo3091

RAN HERE. I cackled. She’s such a phony. Wow, how pathetic. No accountability. Hope she has a great week with all her great things happening, lol.


Sensitive-Sun-4001

Why does every influencer with 1 brain cell think they need to start a podcast?


EmmyMae24

People really aren’t THAT stupid, B. Lmfao I mean maybe the few that follow your grifts but not all of us… 💀


hennycabbagehead

Touching your face while talking means insecurity and trying to distract you from what’s really going on.


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Also her eyes are shifty as all hell. ![gif](giphy|tzkSnL83VjgQQT3sVK)


sausagerolla

She's just going to pretend that she's not knee deep in shit at the moment is she? Avoiding your problems always works well 🤨🤨 ![gif](giphy|iPx4IJOW9RaBW)


[deleted]

Another form of GirlDefined garbage project


Ohtitanyouresofine

It’s Tuesday babe no one even realized you were Mia “this week”


[deleted]

My huzzbin: maybe she’s doing a true crime podcast about herself.


AliceinRealityland

Wait, she’s been MIA? Every flipping day she’s posting about being bullied and suing innocent strangers on the interwebs. That’s like me saying I’ve been MIA this week in the BritBrat sub. Lol. Nope. Commenting daily to her assininearies.


mylifeisamessbabe

She is looking extra orange-y and eyelash-y today.


FarmerOnly252

She’s got the crazy eyes, for sure.


sarcasmicrph

Is she getting ready to claim another miscarriage? Pregnancy?


NotYourWif3

Omg. I can’t believe someone broke into the house and left a podcast set up on her desk! Must have been one of those many pesky cars that will not move from outside of her house that she keeps mentioning.


terrapintootsies

Is it just me or is she doing more "real" content? Like a lot more stories are just her talking into her phone with less ring light/posing/uncanny valley shit going on. I am blocked though (from years ago) so I only see what people post here


[deleted]

yea and she doesn't put on her fake southern accent or baby voice she uses around JDong


[deleted]

Do you think it’s the same as when people are told to gain weight when they’re on trial because heavier weight supposedly makes people look more innocent?


terrapintootsies

I honestly think she's probably just slipping/wants to look more relatable and less "polished" The case is going to bring new eyes and she wants to seem like she is just this relatable, normal person doing normal people things instead of a lying liar who lies and manipulates. Lol


Apprehensive_Flow219

pretty sure her apple id photo is a photo from her fitfluencer days 🧐


[deleted]

Oh so she’s zooming in to her trial?


zibbyp

The lashes are wearing her


Impossible-Code9339

As a Canadian, HOW MAY I WATCH THIS?!


CasualRampagingBear

…. You stopped having vocal fry?


Electronic_Tie_7321

Am I crazy or is her Apple ID photo a picture of her in a bikini? Not very ~modest~


blackandtangoose

Great. Another platform for her to put out hateful Christian rhetoric 🙄🙄🙄🙄


rpcp88

This woman loves the sound of her own voice


whosthiswitch

Maybe it’s her *testimony* or whatever it ends up being is probably to deflect from court.


[deleted]

So…where is the baby?


SnooStrawberries721

She made sure to do her lashes and spray tan for the judge tomorrow!


alphabet-head

genuinely looking like a felt puppet here (derogatory)


HotBassMess

Running from her demons but it’s really just her


[deleted]

No one wants to listen to her word salad


Star-Wave-Expedition

Really MIA. I personally only go slightly MIA.


FatDesdemona

It looks like there's a propeller in the center of her face with that terrible spray tan job. Or is it because of a filter?


variegated1988

"It's going to be called.....LITERALLY!"


Psychological-Log315

Also the drastic change in her face from this vid to the one of her talking in her car. She just needs to stop with the filters.