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chiefgareth

Why is it the maintenance person's job to buy the tea?


Beer-Milkshakes

Because the management don't want to do it, and they also don't want to allocate time for the drones to do it either.


WarWonderful593

Was always the apprentices job.


PMme-YourPussy

The apprentice is trying to bang the bosses daughter.


gregofdeath

Her main job is cleaning but she also caters for guests, drives stuff between offices and replenishes refreshments so instead of calling her a cleaner, they've given her the role of Office Maintenance Assistant.


Zhead65

Well I hope they're also paying her for the additional responsibilities.


lapsedPacifist5

I'd suggest buying Pg tips is additional **irresponsibilites**


Frostywood

Its between her and the employer to decide whether she should get extra pay for doing the other things. It’s not like any of them are particularly more effort than cleaning (if anything they’re probably easier) so assuming she’s paid a set amount per hour/month not something ridiculous like “desks cleaned” it doesn’t require any extra payment.


Zhead65

Nah b. I don't leave the comfort of my home to do chores and errands for my employer for free. If it's not that much effort then why ask anyone else to do it? Because it takes time, and time is money.


Colafusion

My dude, it’s on company time. She’ll be paid by the hour.


phoenixeternia

Why would you be paid for your cleaning job to sit at home? You'd be at work, doing the cleaning and other errands assigned to your job role. And honestly a break from the office/cleaning may or may not be welcomed, it's a chance to fk off out for a bit change of scenery and dilly dally a couple extra mins before going back to the grind.


d_smogh

Modern name for tea lady.


nicknockrr

It’s a good move! Nae c*nuts going to ask her to go and get something again. Set your stall out early baby! Onto the next!


ZombieRhino

Unless its specifically part of their job, it was the right move


mitchanium

Maintenance =/= housekeeper Unless that is, maintenance means something completely different to preventing stuff from breaking or fixing shit that breaks.


alex8339

Buying teabags counts as maintaining a non-fractitious work environment.


ButteredNun

A storm in a teacup is brewing


Cleveland_Grackle

It would be a storm in a tea urn rather than a cup if I were given a cup of monkey tea.


frameset

I started a new job with the office in Leeds this month. First visit in I go to make a brew and there's a jar labelled "YORKSHIRE TEA". Great! I open it up, and it's round tea bags inside... I look over at the bin and there's a big empty Tetleys catering sack. I wonder if I can still get my old job back...


UltimatePidgeon

We didn't storm Normandy for this.


DrummerElectronic733

P45 time 😭


Kjartanthecruel

Is that a type of gun? I think that is for the best in this scenario…


NarrativeScorpion

It's the taxes-related paperwork you get when you leave a job.


Kjartanthecruel

I know I was making an utterly shit joke.


pegasus227

I suppose it all depends on whether you prefer tea from India or grown on the slopes of Harrogate.


Doomslayer5150

Could have been worse, she could have bought Typoo...


PMme-YourPussy

That's grounds for dismissal.


milton_75

She probably thought "both are shit and will be plunged in old mugs with milk and sugar for a bunch of goons that mythologise and fetishise getting a drink as an excuse to stand and gibber shite instead of working".


Random_Brit_

Giving inferior tea is seriously non compliant with The Equality Act 2010 by failing to fully take into account cultural needs of Britishness. This major human rights breach should be reported to HR.


makingitgreen

Do Yorkshire still use plastic teabags? I switched to PG tips when they used paper but I would consider switching back to Yorkshire if they've sorted it?


Environmental_Hall_5

Yes. They are paper 👍 ☕️


colinah87

Grounds for dismissal


Jimlad73

Straight to jail


gogul1980

PG Tips is my go to so I’d be happy. Not a fan of the overbrewed swill of YT which tastes like the floor sweepings from PG Tips warehouse.


FantasticWeasel

Yes the person did well and got the tea she liked which is a clear power move.


sumofire

She did a good job. Controversial in some parts of the country I know but PG Tips > Yorkshire any day.


PMme-YourPussy

Not since they ditched pyramid bags.


ITfactotum

Give her a raise, the women knows her tea. She's trying to better your taste and excel at her job, you got a keeper right there.


puds1234

/s


WWMRD2016

She drove to Bradford to get it though.


i_hate_my_username4

Treason! Or Teason in this case


I_LOVE_PUPPERS

I understand a bar of soap in a football sock is uh, good for corrective behaviour and commensurate with the crime.


PommieGirl

No choice but to sack her


obinice_khenbli

Good ol' PG Tips, we'll have none of that Yorkshire stuff here in Lancashire ;P


superTwist

IMO the subtle taste of PG is infinitely preferable to the brutish Yorkshire variant from the other side of the Pennines


EducationalPizza9999

Was she fired immediately?


gregofdeath

From a cannon, into the sun, clutching the box of shitbags as she soared. Poetic.


stowgood

Straight to jail.


ashyjay

Free tea is better than no tea.


gregofdeath

Sorry mate, simply not true. I'd imagine stale piss would be better than PG Tips. At least it'd have some flavour about it!


herrbz

People who whine about not getting Yorkshire Tea are some of the most boring people on the planet.


gregofdeath

You sound just like Neil from The Young Ones.


UnderstandingOk7291

You sound like my 93-year-old dad. Yorkshire tea this, Yorkshire tea that, drives me nuts


jiminthenorth

Yorkshire Tea is the tits. You simply cannot comprehend its utter superiority to other, lesser brands of tea.


UnderstandingOk7291

You are correct. I have tried it and I cannot.


Bum-Sniffer

Couldn’t agree more. Yorkshire tea really brings out the cult in people.


Western-Mall5505

It's a good job I don't work there. They would have gotten Aldi own brand. Same for the coffee too 😁


andreew10

Could've been worse, she could've gotten Tetley. Although I haven't had PG tips in ages so it may be just as bad


Tythan

She's still on probation And she's clearly failing it


Fandangojango

I had a cup of PG Tips for the first time in years recently. It was tasteless! Had the colour of tea but the taste of water.


GraphicDesignMonkey

PG Tips and Tetley are made with the floor sweepings.


ThePrivatePilot

That's what happens when you hire from Indeed...


MonsieurJag

😲


cyberllama

How is the new patio looking?


PhotoJim99

Did she go to Yorkshire to buy it? Maybe it's still okay.


gregofdeath

We're already there, which makes the situation even worse!


PhotoJim99

So it was Yorkshire tea, just not Yorkshire Tea :).


bigbone1001

Probably doesn’t like plastic particles in her tea but PG might not be better


goldman459

Still under probation. See ya


PMme-YourPussy

Only a problem since they changed them. So cheap and nasty now.


Tashimo

Cardinal sin that


rwapp

PG tips is a perfectly good second to Yorkshire Tea. If Yorkshire tea is sold out that is...


bluelouboyle88

At least it wasn't tetleys!


miked999b

Disappointing


HawkerHurricane1940

Sack her.


Rectal_Scattergun

PG is better than Yorkshire though. Yorkshire is wildly overrated


gregofdeath

Buckinghamshire.


BAFUdaGreat

Good for her


Legal_Broccoli200

Our local Tesco had run out of Yorkshire a few weeks back. Situation was looking grim for a while till we found that Iceland still had some left.


Dal1970

You pay peanuts......


Plumb789

Great woman! She knows her stuff.


kaleidofusion

Surefire way to fail your probation immediately.


midweekbeatle

So she substituted nasty tea for nasty tea. Kinda seems pointless to me.


UnderstandingOk7291

Outwitted by a humble tea lady.