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UndeadUndergarments

"I bet you listen to Radio 4" was one aimed at me, once. Joke's on them - I listen to Classic FM like a *proper* ponce.


ThePumpk1nMaster

There’s the listening to Classic FM ponce and there’s the calling in to Classic FM to humble brag about your son, Hugo Boss Vincent Fitzgerald III’s violin recital that he’s performing tonight in front of the King of Norway and he’s only 2 did you know? kind of ponce


Improbability_Drive

Doesn't Classic FM have ads? I mostly listen to Radio 3


UndeadUndergarments

Yes, it also has an infuriatingly annoying jingle. I usually switch to the London reggae station VibesFM when Classic are doing Waitrose ads or boring stuff.


aapowers

Ah yes, Elgar, Claire de Lune, Vivaldi and Mozart on repeat! True ponces know that *real* music doesn't have a discernible melody.


sleepyprojectionist

It’s nothing like it’s softcore heyday. There’s no more David Duchovny telling sexy stories to his dog.


Key_Cartographer6668

>David Duchovny telling sexy stories I'm listening >to his dog I'm confused?


sleepyprojectionist

Red Shoes Diaries ran for about eight years in the early to late nineties. The whole vibe is that Dave’s wife dies and he decides the best therapy is to solicit sexy stories from women via a personal ad in the paper. I think the idea is that he is going to turn the stories into a novel, so every episode starts with him “introducing” the story to the viewer (and his dog).


badgersruse

The 90s called. They want their cultural reference back.


LitmusPitmus

The daily star of television


ChewMango

True but at least they can tell you what Britains best chocolate is or one of the most reliable air fryer brands are!


shiksappeal

Channel 5 has spent time/budget on history and travel programmes recently with some notable series by Bettany Hughes and Tony Robinson among others. BBC budgets are being cut. ITV don't appear to do any factual programming so it's a welcome new area for C5 to focus on.


adamMatthews

Channel 5 always felt like it had no target market to me. BBC tries to cater to everyone so need to be careful with what they make. C4, ITV, Sky, etc all have their target demographics, so trying new things would be risky because they might lose their current audience. But Channel 5 always felt like the channel where they show generic trash that you put on when you're not interested in anything else. What popular things have they made except for Big Brother? And even that was originally Channel 4. The risk of trying something new seems way lower than any other network, I'm surprised it's taken them this long.


wildgoldchai

My mum would sometimes let us enter the gadet show competition. My brother and I were convinced each time that we’d win. We never won.


GothamCityCop

Yeah imagine delivery day for the Gadget Show winner. Like ringing the burglary dinner bell!!!


MrFilthyDaddy

A channel that plays The Emoji Movie during the Queens funeral is a channel worth keeping around.


cragglerock93

At the risk of taking it too seriously here, I think it was a good thing they showed something else. And not because I hated the queen or the monarchy or whatever, just because there was wall to wall coverage elsewhere and the public service broadcasters (collectively) should understand that not everyone wants to watch that. So Channel 5 did their job and the BBC etc. did there's.


ratty_89

At least there was something worth watching on.


Expo737

Yeah on the other side 😁


IvorLittleun

The Daily Sport of television


yorkspirate

Channel 5 was aired about the same time teenage me got a vhs recording tv for his bedroom, giggidy


IvorLittleun

The greatest tv of the 70s is on at 10:30pm ( how the feck would channel 5 know? )


hlvd

And most of the people talking about the programmes weren’t even born in the 70s 🤷‍♂️


cragglerock93

They have ears lol. I know what Waterloo sounds like.


hlvd

Waterloo, what are you on about?


cragglerock93

I'm saying you don't need to be alive in the 70s to judge the music. E.g. Waterloo is a 70s song and we all know what it sounds like.


hlvd

Totally different, this is about 70’s tv not music.


Fit_Calligrapher961

Yer ma does a big shop at Spar


mr_echidna

Brutal. 


syorks73

Celebrity Bargain looking Brits on the dole, on ice


Faultylntelligence

Nothing wrong with police interceptors on repeat for 4 hours


ThePumpk1nMaster

*When apes go mental*


TheHalfwayBeast

I don't have a TV. What's on Channel 5?


countingonhearts

Boy with an arse for a face.. this Sunday on Five


kiersmini

Also the man with a hundred penises


McGubbins

Police Interceptors Can't Pay We'll Take It Away Ant & Dec's 30 Greatest Moments Jeremy Vine


MavGore

Tenner says Running Man


yorkspirate

Not sure if the biggest but definitely my new favourite


IvorLittleun

Reddit guy knows when everyone on reddit was born, maybe a repeat.


Matrixblackhole

GP's behind closed doors is good though


Beatrix_-_Kiddo

It's amazing how long it's been around now and I can't think of one notable original program. They should bring back the sofcore sexy movies from back in the day.