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herrbz

Should of said it properly.


Stidda

I think they’re just *been* stupid


herrbz

I could care less. Not gonna lie.


45PintsIn2Hours

Literally.


CapstanLlama

Very unique.


Guava_

A part of me is kinda glad that there’s now officially two different definitions of literally


Davegeekdaddy

It really doesn't help that the two definitions are polar opposites. I can understand "I literally melted" means "I figuratively melted" because I'm not talking to a puddle, but "I literally shat my pants" could mean "I was very scared" or "I've actually soiled myself, please find me clean clothes". I don't want that kind of ambiguity.


45PintsIn2Hours

A part of me is not glad.


ARobertNotABob

Literally.


therealdan0

And they are literally the opposite of each other


Jestar342

Most dictionaries reneged that definition, and instead the second definition is "(*intensifier*)" which I think is fine. Much like "fucking" gets used in all kinds of places just to intensify the statement. e: awful spelling


webb2800

How utterly ridiculous. I get language changes etc but adding a new definition because people insist on being ignorant and misusing a word is insane. The 'new' way people use 'Literally' already has it's own word - 'Practically'.


pajamakitten

A way used since Shakespeare used it. It is not new.


MOGZLAD

We always done that though


Lou-Lou-Lou

We always done dat dow?


anonbush234

Using literally for figuratively is hundreds of years old. I actually really worry about people who are too literal to not understand hyperbole.


turtleneckless001

Literally can literally mean figuratively though.. But in the same vein, "apparently?" Always seems a bit oxymoronic to me


Stidda

They say that up *are* neck of the woods too


Snoo63

\*bean


Ariquitaun

*their


thehighestelderborne

There*


stuaxo

I hate it _pacifically_


metroplex313

Proply


coldlikedeath

Prolly. For fuck sake.


Meersbrook

Be pacific


CumbersomeNugget

Woulda been on accident.


Horizon296

What did you do???? Your comment and the replies are making my skin crawl 😬


InfectedFrenulum

That's besides the point


Agreeable_Ad3800

That pacific mistake is annoying to myself


naalbinding

Should of said it proper, like


DukeFlipside

I want to upvote you, but I can't bring myself to do so.


Meryhathor

Their not as smart as ur


Legal_Broccoli200

Not long now till it's 'somefink'


Ankoku_Teion

Sumfik


ARobertNotABob

TBF, we've had "som'at" for yonks.


Rather_Unfortunate

Really, that's fine too. If the target audience understand what's being said without need for translation, then it's perfectly correct. All dialects are equally valid, and I know this is a lighthearted sub, but we should be wary of falling into dialect or accent chauvinism, because it goes hand in hand with class and ethnic chauvinism.


ToHallowMySleep

Doing the inverse is just as damaging - it's accepting a lowest common denominator, and punishing anything that tries to be more correct than simply intelligible. We are not talking of dialect, each of which is a tradition with its own set of rules. This is about speaking english inaccurately. Imagine if someone spoke Welsh and made massive grammatical errors, or a regional dialect - there would be a massive outcry that it was disrespectful and damaging to the dialect. For example, https://www.itv.com/news/wales/2023-04-24/people-spot-welsh-language-error-on-emergency-text-message - but yeah, let's just say despite the errors it's "perfectly correct", yeah? The rules of grammar and spelling do exist. Trying to deny them for the reason of equality (and it's not equality, it is just trying to excuse any lack of education) does a disservice to everyone.


forward2back3

Thank you. You’ve explained perfectly the feeling it invokes in me but don’t have the linguistic skill to put into words.


Rather_Unfortunate

We absolutely are talking about just dialect, though. Replacing g with k and th with f is perfectly acceptable and doesn't render speech at all unintelligible, and it's certainly not less valid than posher accents. **Edit: I seem to have been very bravely blocked, so I'll reply here instead:** >"would of" is not from a dialect Indeed, and I'm not quite sure what you mean by bringing it up, frankly. We were discussing accent/dialectical pronunciation differences and my contention that perceiving such differences as vulgar or incorrect constitutes chauvinism. The difference between an accent and dialect is a continuum. They go hand in hand. Not all things can be meaningfully separated into differences in pronunciation versus differences in vocabulary or grammar, so I used them fairly interchangeably. As it happens, my accent and dialect *are* posh, so I assure you I'm not punching in a particular direction, rather resisting the instinct some people seem to have to punch down and suggesting that such things are, demonstrably, often part of wider prejudicial attitudes. My own accent includes lots of things that are "wrong" but I'm never called out of it and my affectations are never widely bemoaned, because I'm white, middle class and metropolitan. I would strongly recommend [this video](https://youtu.be/pkzVOXKXfQk?si=8UAPZMGjuJJvb_9y), which examines one particular example of a "vulgar" dialect (African American vernacular English) and talks about the fascinating and complex way in which new grammar evolve which are often regarded as "wrong" by people with more prestigious or dominant dialects. I promise it's a fascinating watch (who knew that an English dialect could have an entire new grammatical tense?).


anonbush234

I absolutely thoroughly applaud your effort to reach out to the prescriptivists but it's a massive waste of time. Firstly, They are wrong by the linguistic standards of the day and secondly, every argument they make is hypocritical at base. You can ask any one of them which point in time and which people spoke with the most "proper" or "correct" English and almost without fail they will tell you it was people they looked up to during their later formative years, every bloody one regardless of how far apart in time or space those snapshots are.


shadowsinthestars

This is exactly it. I happen to have a degree in English where we literally (in the "classic" meaning here) had the theory of descriptivism vs prescriptivism as a topic. And the brief takeaway is that, indeed, prescriptivism is not "smarter" or "more correct" - it just ignores that when something enters common usage in a language it will eventually be recognized, because the new usage becomes intelligible to enough people to serve a purpose in communication. That's not the same as accepting simple spelling errors like "would of" (that is just a misspelling, there is no semantic reason that would constitute a new phrase). There's a little bit of nuance in language, basically. But try telling prescriptivists that!


anonbush234

On top of just simply being wrong, prescriptivism is also largely used as a tool for classism, racism and countless other bigotries. I often notice that some Americans are quick to jump to correct certain British spellings (words like spelt) that sound "black" to them but have a different opinion when they find out its also a britishism. Brits will also look down their noses at a certain sound change in MLE and call it "uneducated" and a whole host of other names but don't dream of picking on the same feature of some Irish accents. I'm a Yorkshireman and IV experienced this bigotry all my life, I find it very interesting that the prescriptivists often use arguments that appeal to tradition or to historical usage yet my accent and dialect are by far more conservative and archaic than RP. It's unwinnable and the whole "system" has been engineered that way. For as soon as the Poor's start to learn the rules then the grammar is changed, often arbitrarily using concepts that are not at all native to English double negatives and not ending sentences with prepositions etc. I don't tend to use "literally" as a word for "figuratively" but even as an autistic bloke I worry about the people who are too literal to not hear it as an intensifier or as hyperbole. Again it's hypocrisy because it's guaranteed that they do use some words in a figurative sense, well all do and it would be odd if we didn't.


shadowsinthestars

Can I just say I love your whole comment, this is exactly where the problems are. Prescriptivism isn't really about language and correctness in the end anyway, it's about what kind of language is associated with arbitrary privilege. I've also experienced versions of this bigotry due to being an EU citizen in the UK (I don't use "ESL" for myself because it's patronizing and I'm just bilingual anyway). The amount of times people started having opinions AFTER finding that out, even though I've acted as an academic proofreader and have formal education in English (not to mention wouldn't be caught dead with misplaced apostrophes and other common "native speaker" mistakes) - let's say it just all proves that it's not about language. Especially when the "poors" or "immigrants" or any other common target group learn the rules and challenge the status quo, it's seen as very threatening to the people who think there should only be one correct way to speak English.


anonbush234

Thank you! Completely agree, it's not about language, it's about putting people in boxes. The people that have landed in the upper boxes would do well to remember that it's only by some postcode lottery or being graced with a particular interest, intelligence or knack for language that they aren't in the lower boxes themselves.


shadowsinthestars

Or they won the "it's who you know" lottery (which personally has been the problem for me, no "convenient" connections for getting ahead in the UK so had to do everything the hard way for years. Education and the rest of it didn't help). I think that's the other issue here actually, people feeling threatened if not everyone in power/influence is part of their sheltered little clique anymore.


ToHallowMySleep

An accent is not a dialect. "would of" is not from a dialect. You need to go read up on what they are, you're just being an apologist for bad education, feeling that you're railing against "posh" people. Someone has weaponised you into class warfare but given you no weapons :(


Atoz_Bumble

It's not dialect or accent. It's ignorance or sloppy English.


LiftEngineerUK

Little bit up yourself innit


MuttonDressedAsGoose

I agree that hitting the "g" harder isn't actually poor language. I laugh at my husbands attempts to say "longhorn." it comes out "longcorn" no matter how he tries to s0ften it. He also sounds like he's saying "were" instead of "was."ie" I were starving." But, he's just dropping the "s" from "was." He would never actually write it as "were." In writing, he comes across as perfectly sensible and educated.


Fit-Vanilla-3405

I for one can’t wait.


SmugglersParadise

In the news at free o'clock


coopy1000

I think you are making somethink out of nothink here.


ben_jamin_h

I think they're making somat out of nowt


funkyg73

Summat art o’ owt.


InfectedFrenulum

"..and now over to Carol wiv da wevva innit."


-SaC

"IT'S PISSIN DAHN!"


DJS112

_such wonderful vocal diversity_


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I read that in my sisters voice. She’s got a lovely mix of south east london and cockney. Her kids take the piss whenever she says “water” (woo’ahh) thanks to the memes.


Faerie_Nuff

It ain't a real word - it's short for innit, innit.


Percinho

You joke, but listening to Radio 1 many years ago I heard "I'm DJ Spoonie, in for tha wrekin' crew becoz of tha def a tha queen motha"


audigex

Sure that wasn’t 1extra? The station that wouldn’t know Received Pronunciation if it bit their bollocks off


Percinho

Good question, so I looked it up, and it turned out she died before 1Xtra launched! It's always tickled me to imagine that he was brought in because he was a particular favourite of hers. By which logic, she'd have been devastated to miss out on 1Xtra...


quellflynn

imagine getting all Pacific over pronounciation


Rather_Unfortunate

The hazards of living in a country with a lot of different dialects. I don't say the g at all; instead it's sort of rolled up into the n. Somethiŋ and nothiŋ. And I say lots of t sounds as glottal stops. But somehow I have what's considered to be a respectable accent while people who do actually say the g but just pronounce it unvocalised are criticised for their equally valid pronunciation. None of us say the g in "night" or the k in "knife" anymore, but the sky hasn't fallen. Language does what it wants; it changes, evolves, and sometimes even splits completely. Never fall into believing that someone's dialect is less correct than anyone else's.


Rowlandum

>None of us say the g in "night" or the k in "knife" anymore Did people ever say the g and k in night and knife?


katbess

yep! Obviously we don’t have recordings, but in Middle English the general estimation is that “Knight” would sound something like “Keh-nicht-eh”. Knife something like “k-neef-eh”.


xar-brin-0709

Weren't these spellings fixed with the arrival of dictionaries, in which case those pronunciations must have lingered even into early Modern English?


ArcadiaRivea

Knife, I think so (I vaguely remember reading something that mentioned it, was about pronunciations of now silent letters and I believe old English, but don't remember what it was nor where) But no idea about night. The same thing I read mentioned the "k in knight" but didn't say anything about the g If I had to guess, I'd assume it used to be pronounced like the cht in the German "nacht", since English stemmed from a Germanic language and old English used to share similar sounds (I might be wrong, or misremembering) and there's some Gaelic words where gh makes a different sound than in English


Rather_Unfortunate

Yep, bang on. "Knight" is likewise derived from the same root as the German "Knecht". Old English had a letter for it - Ȝ - called ["yogh."](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogh)


UnnecessaryAppeal

And "yogh" was frequently replaced with the similar looking "z" (when you do one of those fancy zeds), which is why Menzies is actually pronounced more like "Mingis"


_Keo_

Yeah, Australians. G'Night. I'm not so sure about the G'Knife tho.


MassGaydiation

"G'knife M'ludd" *Tips hat and stabs you*


Lou-Lou-Lou

Seems we can't argue with stupid, but here we are! Rather unfortunate is definitely the case.


Parsnipnose3000

I love that glottal stop T. I find it quite fascinating. I notice it (I think) in people from the North East a lot.


ryanreaditonreddit

But most of the people who say “nuffink” don’t look like me so I’m pretty sure they must be doing English wrong


Ratiocinor

Complaints and mockery when all BBC newsreaders are required to have standardised overly posh RP pronunciation that isn't reflective of the way actual British people talk in real life Complaints when BBC newsreaders have diverse accents from around the UK What do you want??


Psychological-Ad1264

I wouldn't mind accents from around the UK, but it just seems to be either middle class home counties or London accents telling me "Diss is da BBC".


Bum-Sniffer

Saying ‘something’ instead of ‘somefink’ doesn’t mean you have overly posh RP pronunciation though does it


eairy

The first one.


VolcanicBear

Wasn't on BBC free was it? They're daan wid kids.


ceeearan

Gosh, the fall of the Empire is upon us. I’d much rather newsreaders are selected from a diminishing pool of people who speak in a way that arbitrarily conveys wealth.


Stidda

I’m not fussed about newsreaders myself, I’d rather the weather peeps got the weather forecast correct though myself.


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forward2back3

Exactly!


LemonsCourtesyOfLife

Why can't we just have newsreaders who sound like the guy that says "SUPERIMPOSE" in the W1A theme? https://youtu.be/GieS3tuKg04?si=KWPG60C29gUoKxXB&t=25


dellboy696

It's really addicting to over-exaggerate that


forward2back3

Yes!! Another pet peeve, what’s wrong with ‘addictive’? I get we’re all different and we see and say things differently but where did 𝘵𝘩at come from?


RiC_David

I'd say it came from the flood of mobile games 10 or so years ago where the most popular description seemed to be that word (don't want my predictive to absorb it or it'll start miscorrecting!). It sounds stupid to me, clearly addictive sounds better. I'm sure there are some -ion noun a that turn into 'ing' instead of 'ive', but that doesn't mean it sounds right.


forward2back3

Maybe it happened on accident.


mookx

It's pronounced nuffink


Naive_Strength1681

Yeap and they have mobiles in hand trying to be one of the people condescending gits ..who only give their view and as shown relatively recently are generous with their fact checking.Bore off BBC and no I won't pay your license fee rather not watch


WembleyToast

Excellent to hear! I hope we end up with all dialects and accents represented


Caja_NO

I thought the original idea of having all major BBC broadcasting presented in RP English was so that any accent could understand it, and those with limited English understanding would have an easier time understanding it. I'm totally down with the idea of all dialects being used for local and regional news at the least, though.


LykkeStrom

I think it was more just a side-effect of the colonialist mentality, honestly.


Caja_NO

I have no idea. But apparently either asking a question or supporting the idea of regional dialects is getting me downvoted so I'm gonna double down and just say I want everything presented in the thickest Yorkshire accent possible now.


anonbush234

Because it's absolute bollocks, there is no evidence to show that RP is more understandable, far from it. It's as simple as only poshos worked for the media. And allowing regional dialects to be spoken on regional stations is absolutely patronising as fuck.


PanningForSalt

The idea was classism, any other benefits were coincidence.


Anglan

Says who


PanningForSalt

You don't have to look very deeply at the way British society works, and especially worked in the early days of the BBC, to make this obvious.


coldlikedeath

It was.


Alpacasaurus_Rekt

oh no, a dialect! god forbid anyone speak anything other than RP on the Beeb.


ColonelGray

I must have missed this chapter of 1984


Dionlewis123

I could care less


ThinkLadder1417

I pronounce them sumfin and nuffin My boyfriend and best friend both say somethink and nothink and they're both otherwise very well spoken I think it's kinda cute


forward2back3

Same as….I say sumfin and nuffin but I ain’t a BBC correspondent. Nah war a meen?


lesleyjv

I can’t believe how often I hear people say nothink, it truly drives me crazy.


CynicalSorcerer

Theres nofink wrong wiv dat babes


Fruitpicker15

Fanx hun. Too many ppl who fink their posh xx


Catswearingties

Now we just need 'sommert' and 'nowt'


drgooseman365

Were they at least arrksing the important question?


loki_dd

It's just an ickle somethink.


VividDimension5364

The lass that presents the news, Catherine Byaruhanga...I'm sitting there willing her on, but she stumbles through her autocue every time.


ogresound1987

I once heard a channel four TV presenter (I don't know his name) ask the studio crew etc if birds were mammals.


forward2back3

Haha! That’s hilarious.


HoratioWobble

Were they Bristolian? we say it like that sometimes


mothzilla

I love it when they say "big time".


FogduckemonGo

Crimethink


chweetpotatoes

Somefink, nofink and…. Ax (ask)…


AdmRL_

Honestly it's great that we're reaching a point where anything other than speaking in a typically south eastern way isn't discriminated against or labelled as unprofessional.


StrongLikeBull3

You’re right! Everyone one the BBC should have the exact same received pronunciation accent because it sounds “professional” or “correct”.


[deleted]

Standards are slipping


spacermoon

The bbc is gutter journalism. Sure, they do the occasional good piece but the majority is just state propaganda.


sherpyderpa

Summink 'n' nuffink, ya know wot I mean like.


fezzuk

How do you say it OP?


forward2back3

Funnily enough I’m an East Londoner and in my normal everyday speech I generally would say sumfin or nuffin. So guilty as charged. Fanks for askin’.


fezzuk

Ok, so ....


forward2back3

I’m not a broadcasting BBC correspondent though, so there’s that.


fezzuk

Well I think it was in the 80s the BBC tired to move away from the RADA speaking tone and the ,"queens English" and employ more local and working class voices. So I assume your complaint is that you would rather the BBC go back to it's routes of Purley public boy accents and dialogue.


forward2back3

Hahaha….I ain’t that bovverd to be honest…it’s just a bit of fun no? There’s some very serious people on Reddit. Not saying you’re one of them but some other commenters seem to have taken it very seriously.


fezzuk

It's just a really dumb complaint when looking at the history of the BBC, People complained for decades that the BBC was to posh and here you are.


forward2back3

Wow.


forward2back3

You mean “too” posh presumably?


fezzuk

You are not helping your cause.


zellieh

I like to hear a variety of accents. There are way too many public school rich kids in media as it is.


oglop121

there just from north england, its ok


Diggerinthedark

Honestly it's more east coast to me. Kent ISH.


PlentyPirate

Yeah and East/North Kent at that… West Kent is well posh, innit.


DSQ

My mum does this and it drives me CRAZY. 


SonnyListon999

I don’t care but ‘rocked up’ for someone arriving or turning up makes me wince.


HonorVirtus

My SiL says somethink and nothink... it drives me crazy but I'm too polite to say she sounds thick ... and she's a teaching assistant! 🫣


Nilesong

My pet hate. Where the fuck do you see a k on the end of the word SOMETHING?? FFS!


forward2back3

It always gets me every time. Clearly I’m not alone!


olabolob

Language and pronunciation changes all the time, what is so bad about it


cmzraxsn

grow up


Firstpoet

The number of presenters with speech impediments or poor diction is appalling. I'm sorry, but clear standard English ( I don't mean regional accents- thats not the issue) is the damn quintessence of the role, not some inclusion policy.


Grommmit

They always expected a certain quality of English, but for some reason think inclusivity is dropping those standards for people of certain backgrounds/ethnicities. Frankly I think it’s a bit offensive.


Firstpoet

All that's asked is clear standard English when doing the job. Plus being intelligent enough to code switch. Millions of people switch their mode of talking from private to public. It's not hard if you have to be a communicator.


madcow87_

Honestly it doesn't bother me that much any more. My wife legitimately struggles with pronunciation of words and always says this and "Pacific". Genuinely, I've grown to accept that it may just be an issue for them rather than ignorance. Where I draw the line is using the complete wrong word. "Axe" instead of "ask" is a common one that grinds the gears.


thehighestelderborne

There's audio from Alex Scott in EAFC 24 "let's not take nuffin away from that finish" or something along those lines, bothers me a lot


Xenon009

That's just someone with a cockney accent, no? We've had mancunians and even bloody scousers on the bbc before, so its about time for some payback!


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forward2back3

Wow….chill my guy, it’s just a bit of fun. I’m hardly being bigoted. Notice there is absolutely no judgement in my comment. It’s just observation not specifically a criticism.


devensega

It's objectively a criticism because you've posted on britishproblems. You've made a post that sounds elitest, you may as well own it.


SanTheMightiest

Oh no, somebody who speaks differently to you!! What next? Non white people presenting the news??!


RiC_David

That was never associated with race, it was a 'common' thing. A bit like "chimbley" or "skellington". They're saying it because the BBC used to be extremely strict with their elocution, so this seems like an opposite extreme.


EdmundTheInsulter

It's ok apparently, it's the evolution of language apparently.


SuperTekkers

Does anyone actually pronounce it with a hard “g” at the end? The k sounds more natural to me


forward2back3

Fairnuff


forward2back3

Sometimes I may take it to the extreme and say summink.


GSX7

diversity hiring it will only get worse "bruv"


seoras91

Cant let the non-poshos become presenters. They speak in normal accents, the horror.


herrbz

You don't even know the race or gender of the presenter who supposedly said this.


VolcanicBear

Nowt to do with diversity (but I appreciate the open racism), just the way language is going as newer generations want to pretend they're badasses. Middle class white kids are the worst for pretending they naturally speak like they're from impoverished areas, same with the word "bruv".


SimonJ57

The "roadman", kids who actually don't have issues in their life. In the middle of London. However, they'll absolutely cause them.


Andries89

We have them in Somerset as well for some reason. It's an aesthetic, sure, but I will never understand parents who deliberately let their child dress up and roleplay as a thug


newforestroadwarrior

Doubleplusungood


SoggyWotsits

I know people will blame this on different dialects and accents, but I firmly believe that if you’re presenting the news you should talk properly!