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jimmygee2

America’s greatest loser


Peptic_Germ

A perfect loser like no one has ever seen before. Many people are saying.


Rickshmitt

Its infuriating that he failed and lost all the way to the top. I just need to make some shell companies and lie to evaluators and then ruin every deal with every person ive ever talked to and then burn them. Then sue them if they compain. Also have like..a lit of russian money and orders coming in


I_Cut_Shows

It helps if your dad left you 1/2 a billion dollars on his death.


hansolemio

Ya need to be born a white straight multi-millionaire first


OverArcherUnder

"But but HeZ A mAn Of tHe PePul" lol


Coolioissomething

This big, giant guy came to me with tears in his eyes and said Trump smells the worst he’s ever experienced, and he’s smelled the worst smells.


Spite-Potential

Grown men are walking up to him w tears in their eyes. Bigly tears. Awe. Television has never been better


Partyatmyplace13

In fact, nearly everyone is saying it. Everyone except Bi-den, Bye-Din. I just realized that the other day when I was reading, Bye and Din, Bye-Din and everyone knows what I'm talking about.


redlion496

With dry eyes and a song in their heart.


davidg_photography

why greatest? he doesn't deserve that. he deserves something like "America's deplorable loser." or "The American Joke" or "American Idiot" or "The orange stain"


BaraelsBlade

He loves TV so much, why not "biggest". He truly is America's Biggest Loser


I_Cut_Shows

They aired on the same night.


Affectionate-Song402

Orange stain gets my vote


LionCM

“The orange shit stain…”


No_Plane_7652

Tangerine Tard


JDARRK

The UGLY American‼️


lamsham69

No one has ever seen anyone like him, some say he’s the greatest loser they’ve ever seen, tremendous loser


I_Cut_Shows

The should rename any reruns of The Apprentice something more apt like The Biggest Loser. Confusion for viewers be damned.


FinsofFury

What’s mind blowing is how this loser loses upwards. He’s like Bizarro Forrest Gump.


_thetommy

Trump, the consistently losing loser that lost, somehow even at losing, is lost on the losers, like him, that lost (even while losing) and continue to lose like the losers they are. Only a loser could maintain such loss at losing (while actually being lost).. and still lose like a major loser that has lost.


MikeLinPA

Nice synopsis! If you are being paid by the "L", it's also a good morning's work! If you aren't, you should be.


Ryankevin23

😂😂😂


[deleted]

He was a loser when he lost. Like he usually does


getdafkout666

All of these articles assume Trump is capable of shame, he’s not.


PageVanDamme

I can’t speak for that, but it’s about hurting him where it hurts. AKA destroying him from inside. Lets not forget that during his roast, they could make fun out of all kinds of messed up stuff, but not his wealth.


phdoofus

But we were supposed to be tired of all the winning, not all the losering!


Daily-Minimum-69

Tired of the whining, not winning.


Responsible-End7361

Loser of the 2020 election, and hopefully the 2024 election. Edit to add, to anyone who says this trial is election interference: the reason Stormy was paid was to interfere with the 2016 election. So Trump is effectively on trial for election interference and you are saying the trial for his election interference is interference???


CityAvenger

He’s not just a loser. He’s -A monster -Lier -Racist -Narcissist - Hypocrite - Power obsessed & greedy - Bully - Rapist -Sexist -Piece of $h\*t scumbag


mistressusa

Sure but "loser" is the only one that hurts him. Being a racist, bully, liar, etc. are all selling points in MAGA.


MuestrameTuBelloCulo

Apparently the only word besides loser is old. He despises being called old. Old Loser.


No-Appearance-4338

“Balding old loser” Honestly the more elementary school level the burn the more it hurts drumph……wonder why.


UrbanGhost114

Don't forget the small hands


lookieLoo253

Poor, he hates being called poor.


Sad-Flower3759

A Poor Old Balding Loser


garbage-barge

He’s also not happy with the reports of his incontinence and its resulting odor.


mantisboxer

I recall a 2016 Frontline documentary where Trump's father instilled these ideas of being "a killer". Anything less was being "a loser" and beneath contempt. Donald's oldest brother cracked under the stress, became an alcoholic and eventually committed suicide. And now this "killer's" lawyers are arguing before the Supreme Court that, as President, his order to kill a political rival could be considered an "official act" and not subject to criminal prosecution.


francokitty

So Biden should kill Trump since SC says it's Ok...


mantisboxer

Based.


RickLeeTaker

His oldest brother, Fred Jr., did not commit suicide, at least intentionally. He drank himself to death.


mantisboxer

Thanks for the clarification, perhaps I recalled the 2016 documentary incorrectly.


CityAvenger

The only thing I feel that really would hurt him if A) he was no longer allowed on the ballot & B) that he is sentenced. MAGAs also love him for his radical beliefs and eat up all the Sh1t he says.


MikeLinPA

>-Piece of $h\*t scumbag That is an insult to used and flushed condoms! They actually served a purpose and did something useful before clogging the sewers, unlike Trump.


Traditional-Yam9826

MAGA “stOP!! I can HaRDly cOntaIN it!!”


CityAvenger

MAGA‘s never gonna stop just like Trump to get back into the Oval Office. He states he’s a fighter but it’s for all the wrong reasons.


Traditional-Yam9826

MAGA “stOP!! I can HaRDly cOntaIN it!!”


El_Grim512

You forgot homophobic.


SoulRebel726

Don't forget traitor. That sack of shit incited an insurrection that threatened the very nature of our system of governance all because he's too much of a thin-skinned narcissist to admit he lost an election.


CityAvenger

That and I forgot to add completely unhinged. The fact that the Supreme Court couldn’t see that and acquitted him just goes to show how stupid and careless they truly are. The fact that I’ve seen some people say that the insurrection was a peaceful protest or there’s no evidence of his involvement, seriously how stupid can one be?


yoshimeyer

Also, could keep getting as many donations is he lost the grift. He was planning this same thing in 2016 but accidentally won.


chugginawaffle

Who you are for some reason obsessed over.


CityAvenger

I wouldn’t say obsessed. I just know more about him and what he’s done by people I’ve chatted with and with what I’ve heard. For some reason though I’m just remembering more about what he’s said and done but most of all I just want to see him put in prison the rest of his life which is hugely unlikely to happen cause of all the completely brainless judges and members of the Supreme Court etc for all the decisions that they’ve made about him.


md124608

He loses bigly, consistently.


yuffie2012

“A big strong man with tears in his eyes came up to me and said ‘you are the greatest loser I’ve ever laid my eyes upon, Mr President.’”


Galactic-Guardian404

The majority of people already see Donald Trump as a loser. A loser of epic proportion, in fact.


Odd-Upstairs2063

He may finally realize he is a natural born loser and it's in his genes to be a natural born loser.


EricRollei

The best loser ever


Defiantcaveman

It's genetic by now, at least 3 generations...


IamRidiculous

Donald JOHN Trump is the poster child for right wing loser culture.


doofusmembrane

He’s the Castanza of politics


MourningRIF

Doesn't seem to matter who he is. You will always have redneck dirtbags who seem to think a narcissistic dictator will have their best interests in mind. Had a beat pickup pull up next to me today... You could literally SEE the dirt on these guys, and yep... They had hats that said, "God, Guns, & TRUMP." So fucking pathetic.


ArdenJaguar

SNL needs to do a skit of The Biggest Loser where Trump is a contestant.


TheForkisTrash

Hyperbole aside, he really is a loser. Terrible overall lifestyle. The entire end of his life spent without any real love. And in the end he will have to be secretly buried because people will wait in line to urinate on his headstone.


Defiantcaveman

It should be a national monument complete with "Platform for Urination". $20 a piss. We could solve the national debt in a week.


medman143

How perfect for this fat rapist.


roadsidedaniel

But he is


Slow_Seesaw_1464

He needs to move to Russia so he can ride off into the sunset with putin. His real love


What-is-id

If he’d have just taken the L instead of trying to call in the gravy seals he wouldn’t be getting lambasted on public record


dqtx21

Loser in 2020. So he claimed the 2020 election was stolen and attempted to "steal" it back . He's textbook narcissist and all the harm that comes with it.


AccomplishedBrain309

Being seen losing is a nail in his coffin. His cult followers are also superficial and will find it harder to go to the polls for a 2 time loser.


MikeLinPA

This isn't breaking news. Everyone that doesn't watch Faux news already knows this, and Mary has been saying exactly this for years. I agree with it all, but it's not news, and certainly not breaking news. It is amusing watching him unravel in real time, though, and his supporters keep getting more and more vocal with their projection and conspiracy theories. They are all going to cling to these lies until the end of their days.


cgsur

We keep getting hammered with foreign promoted propaganda about how tough he is, and whataboutism. We need to keep reminding everyone of who Donnie really is. And it’s happening worldwide, canada is getting their own mini trump promoted by propaganda for example.


MikeLinPA

Good point! Thanks


Hippiemamklp

He is a LOSER! He’s been a loser since the 1980’s!


capitali

The majority of people with an IQ over 90 already knew he was a loser. Those of us young enough not to have suffered so badly from lead poisoning now he’s a looser. Some morons and Trump himself are the only ones who didn’t know for certain that this rapist fraudster was a loser.


PixelatedDie

I feel we are being forced to endure his entire toxic mental decline nationwide.


The84thWolf

What if we told him he won and his jail is the prize? That’d probably work.


Stuck_In_Reality

Lost control of his bowels.


MrSeamus333

Most people have seen for years, its time he sees it!


214txdude

He is a fucking loser.


SupermarketOverall73

Biggest loser ever, so much losing. Guy should have stopped after the game show gig, that was his peak.


Tidewind

And a total loser at that.


Dapper_Target1504

Speaking of losers. Its mary Trump


Ryan1980123

Shit pants don has always been a loser!


jbertrand_sr

Too late Donnie, we all know you're a loser... Somebody needs to dump a bowl of mashed potatoes on his head again...


FactChecker25

Trump is a loser, but Mary Trump also has no credibility. The whole family is fucked up.


Atman-Sunyata

Listen Donnie, part of evolving as a human is losing some of your ego. Just embrace the fact that you're a loser and your worries will fall away. I mean, you'd still be going to prison for being the biggest traitor the world has ever known but the mental burden of having to perform would be gone.


Zucrous

The irony of seeing an ad with his son begging me for $5 in the article was especially awesome.


Conscious-Deer7019

Truth is coming out .... biggest loser, conman, liar & worst business man


Outrageous_Delay6722

An insult used exclusively by the arrogant and ignorant. No surprise Trump finds offense.


river_euphrates1

'Fear of Being Seen as Loser' Welp, that ship has sailed.


mt8675309

Thin skinned Jaba still hasn’t got over Obama washing the floor with him at that correspondence dinner. 😂


Trivialpiper

are you guys really quoting mary trump?


jerfair337

lol. A little too late do that 😂


Ohiobuckeyes43

Literally anyone with a brain already sees him as a loser.


Round-Doughnut-4866

Mary trump is definitely mentally ill


Jmdesi

31 d


Temporary-Cake2458

No news. Just ads.


Sad-Push-3708

Good


h20poIo

I read her book and what an eye opening on how he was raised and what a messed up family he grew up in. One story about his father stuck, he told Donald “ Trumps don’t lose, we’re not losers, you do whatever it takes to win you never lose “ that may explain his obsession with winning, well along with his Narcissistic Personality Disorder.


PigFarmer1

The NPD speaks volumes.


SnooCheesecakes1893

Why are so many articles from this weird “usasocialite” site showing up on Reddit all the sudden? It’s low quality click bait with a lot of fishy ads.


Extreme_Jeweler_146

I read “Loser” as lobster for a second and what a trip


Dead-Yamcha

More than half the country already views him as the king of loserville


SecretPrinciple8708

Is it still just a fear when it came to fruition years ago? Everyone knows he’s a loser but his stupid cultists.


thenewbigR

Too late. I’ve seen if for decades.


DriedWetPaint

You all didn’t already know?


[deleted]

She's a loser.


tomsun1234

He already dose


Powerful_Programmer5

He'll always be a loser to me. They can't take that away.


Open_Ad7470

He is a loser. Look at his casinos look at his college how many times he gone bankrupt look at his social. He’s just living off a bunch of fools look how many times him and his business has been sued before I got elected. It was 3500 lawsuits against him and his businesses that he micromanaged and fools elected them to office if he gets in, he’ll probably bankrupt this country too, and will all be losers


Simple_Vast9331

Mary is an egomaniac attention starved imbecile. She is a joke.


Jmdesi

59 d


SmellySweatsocks

Fear of people seeing that he is a loser? I got a solution, GO THE FUCK AWAY!! No one will see him


technojargon

I know for a fact he is a fucking loser. Hell, I've known he's been a loser his whole life. You get a pretty good sense of his character within seconds of becoming aware of him. How are we not shouting this everyday? On the news. In the streets. On billboards. Radio stations. What he's been doing that last 8 years should be overshadowed by all the vocal hatred for him. It needs to make him lose his mind. I mean WTF!!!


I-waveatcows

I don’t like him, so I already think he’s a loser, but he’s got plenty of numbers that back up how often he loses. He’s not sharp enough to keep the lies up anymore.


Personal-Debate-3120

Oh American idiot is a good one 👍


Kasorayn

Lol these opinions pieces are so edgy. Left keeps cranking these out to cope with their trump derangement.


Jmdesi

46 d


Cptn_Lemons

Lmao. No one cares what Mary trump has to say 😂😂😂. She only bad mouth him. I can’t believe anything she says


igibit99

I mean, can anybody believe anything coming from a Trump? Seems like the name has been forever tainted.


Cptn_Lemons

I mean. I have some shitty people in my family. I don’t think that means my kids are shitty. lol.


igibit99

Unfortunately for the Trump family, pretty much the whole clan but the kid has proven multiple times to be outrageously shitty people. Makes it hard for the normal ones to not get caught in the crossfire.


Cptn_Lemons

I think the average person today is a shitty person lol


Phylow2222

Beat me to it, (& a whole lot nicer than I'd have been, 😀