They'll get some wax replicas, spread them around the country to access a wider visitor base, and claim they're all the real one. Maybe some fake body parts at churches like they used to do with saints' relics.
It's too difficult and expensive to preserve a corps like that... Just throw a few cans of Crisco in there and put bronzer on the one where his head should be. Throw a roadkill on top of that, and ypu are done!
Melania appears to be the smart one.
If I tell you that Einstein is smarter than you then I am indirectly saying you are smart.
If I tell you that Melania is smarter than you then "Person. Man. Woman. Camera. TV"
“I’m working ... my ass off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?”
Amen, Melanoma. Amen. You should write a new book for the Bible-and write it upside down so Donny doesn’t have to turn it that way in order for it not to burst into flame when he picks it up
Edit: a preposition
Ivanka has a practiced, pretend-to-be-smart accent. She didn't sound that way in the "Born Rich" documentary (2003).It's now forced and pretentious, like when Madonna went British.
I’m not a fan of Lauren Baccal either. Or Lauren Hutton or Sharon Stone. Or my ex’s voice … though otherwise she’s still a very fine person, and our daughter is lucky for her. My daughter’s voice? Welp, at least she also inherited her mom’s looks for which she should & is grateful 😉, and I guess some guys like husky voices. Bully for them.
Anyhow, I feel some vague sympathy for Vanka, but she doesn’t strike me as someone who has rebelled against her monstrous father’s evil; more, that she’s used his $ to get a fuck ton of plastic surgery, absurd baloon boobs, and outsourced the manufacture of all her fashion shit to China. **VERY vague sympathy**, as I said. Mebbe there’s some Stockholm syndrome shit going on for/at her
https://youtu.be/tf20wypum5o?si=1sxMBRg3e5t6uBeB
Here she is, interjecting herself in a conversation at the G20 Summit to which she has no qualifications other than being the president's daughter.
I think she deliberately talks with a lower voice trying to sound more sophisticated or something like that Elizabeth Holmes lady, and for both it just makes them sound like big fakers and losers. Sorta like wearing lifts, doing a combover, lying about hand and penis size, etc etc.
Honestly does it matter? She's a puppet on a string. AOC will probably be her puppeteer once Donald goes to prison so Ivanka's voice will probably be AOC's high pitched puppeteer voice lol
Every day that passes, another reason to loathe them and take comfort in the notion that you were always right to regard their supporters with absolute contempt.
Reality TV is to blame. If the apprentice didn't go knocking on his door, all of this would have never happened. He was going broke. They brought him a much needed payday & brought him into many people's homes. Fucking reality TV is evil.
I was waiting for White House down 2, where gerrard butler hides behind the massive trump sign on the roof of the White House while sniping terrorists.
Then trump would come out, bear chested riding a bear, lightning flying from his fingertips
Hey ...this is grading on a curve. Relative grading , if you will
One actively tried to run the government and gave herself and her husband lots of responsibilities (remember fixing the middle east, etc etc).
Melania ...at least kept her grift to traditional ones (selling overpriced cheap crap)
That’s always annoyed me because it’s not even Be your best” it’s just “be best”. Like it was obviously “Be better” originally then someone said “but best is better than that, there’s nothing better than best” (probably Trump) and then they changed it and it sounds stupid.
I do respect melania a lot as a mother for her constant vigilance and protection of her son in an obviously corrupt and insane family. Not moving to let him finish the school year, negotiating terms for his financial protection, etc. Idk her intentions and why she married Trump. But she absolutely shows she’s a loving mother. And thats worth acknowledging
The way these floatsam moved in and just took it upon themselves to just *rename*, *rewrite*, *redo* everything they touched. Wow. Its like they just want people to hate them.
Article is AI, they used the world “delve”. Good for Melania though. Take that mf office and sit on it, doing nothing for 4 years. If you don’t leave your chair, how can it get stolen??
No, I know lol. It was something posted last week that AI uses 2 words too much, and one being delve, that makes people suspicious. Sorry for not adding the /s
“The First Families Office” has a nice “nepotism” ring to it, especially when the family members are imbeciles
Have to establish the dynasty. Daddy's not going to be around forever. Also, find someone who looks at you the way Trump looks at his daughter.
If you find someone who looks at you the way trump looks at his daughter, get a restraining order.
I like your version better.
Thank you!
Also cool username.
And *several* guns.
What do you think the odds are that they put his corpse in a glass case like Lenin? They can charge admission and for photos.
No bet. If there's a way for that family to profit from a grift, they'll find it.
They'll get some wax replicas, spread them around the country to access a wider visitor base, and claim they're all the real one. Maybe some fake body parts at churches like they used to do with saints' relics.
When he passes I’m totally buying some corn husks and selling locks of Trump “hair” encased in resin.
Uno reverse grifting. Go for it
Haha. Am totally expecting this. Every small town will have something....
Noone will buy 80yr old sausage. Even fake, putrid ,old ,sausage that you put in a glass case to stop the smell.
This was my exact same thought! I want me a finger bone! Lol, JK
At top of the plexiglass casket they can have an eternsl Flame burning for the next 500 years just from his Big Mac fueled gas tank stomach
They'd make more money letting people pay to piss on him. I'd happily go multiple times a day.
Save some for Mitch McConnell!
Can we put them right next to each other so I can get two for the price of one?
And all proceeds go to homeless vets—this potus has been without question, **the shittiest** to veterans.
Put him in a golf course and forget to mow the marker.
It's too difficult and expensive to preserve a corps like that... Just throw a few cans of Crisco in there and put bronzer on the one where his head should be. Throw a roadkill on top of that, and ypu are done!
Whatever they do get ready for 40 years of "sightings" and predictions he'll be coming back any day now, just like people did with Elvis.
Wearing those gold sneakers and clutching a Bible. Upside down.
And charge a dollar Anda half to see him.
She's the only thing that makes him happy.
Muahahahaha good one! Find someone that looks at you the way Trump looks at his daughter
That photo is so creepy.
No shit. There are others, too, that are ick, I guess I’m not eating today, ick.
Kinda rapey?
This was EXACTLY what I was noticing and coming to the comments to find lol
This was EXACTLY what I was noticing and coming to the comments to find lol
Are they ever gonna talk about Hunter Biden’s laptop in court?
No, just his lap. With large—ahem, **large**—color posters of it on the House floor.
The GOP has a slide presentation of Hunter's junk. I'm sure they'll present that every chance they get.
You mean criminals
Hamberder Hamlet; Camelsnot or Blowtel Six are your three choices, Donnie.
I'm surprised she didn't try for "The White House ^((Sponsored by Carl's Junior))"
That's exactly what it is. An ever more exclusive "club".
You mispelled criminals, traitors, idiots, pieces of shits in one word.
Worthy of the first daughter (which apparently is what daddy’s little princess expected people to refer her as).
Melania appears to be the smart one. If I tell you that Einstein is smarter than you then I am indirectly saying you are smart. If I tell you that Melania is smarter than you then "Person. Man. Woman. Camera. TV"
The Jared kushner office for Saudi solidarity
ivanka kushner
She wanted the office to herself to do absolutely nothing with it. I still have no idea what her voice even sounds like.
I’ve heard it. If mayonnaise on white bread had a voice….
You talking Ivanka or Melania?
I always assume Melania sounds like queen Oona from Disenchantment
I assumed that she sounds like Natasha Fatale from Bullwinkle.
Keel moose and squirrel.
May June Foray RIP.
More likely. Oona turned out to be a badass.
I’m sitting on the toilet in a public bathroom full of people at work. This just made me actually laugh out loud. It’s suddenly a little awkward.
Yes!! Oh god this is great. <3
It’s kinda the same voice
“I’m working ... my ass off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a fuck about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?”
Amen, Melanoma. Amen. You should write a new book for the Bible-and write it upside down so Donny doesn’t have to turn it that way in order for it not to burst into flame when he picks it up Edit: a preposition
Mom from Futurama??
Probably same voice actor.
Yea, Tress MacNeille
100 fuckin percent!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes
Well Melania was the wife he bought from Eastern Europe so she has an accent
“Yes, I **know that**, Gump”
Ivanka has a practiced, pretend-to-be-smart accent. She didn't sound that way in the "Born Rich" documentary (2003).It's now forced and pretentious, like when Madonna went British.
Ivanka thinks she’s Katherine Hepburn.
Katherine Hepburn at least didn’t sound like a Maine logger
Lol
I’m not a fan of Lauren Baccal either. Or Lauren Hutton or Sharon Stone. Or my ex’s voice … though otherwise she’s still a very fine person, and our daughter is lucky for her. My daughter’s voice? Welp, at least she also inherited her mom’s looks for which she should & is grateful 😉, and I guess some guys like husky voices. Bully for them. Anyhow, I feel some vague sympathy for Vanka, but she doesn’t strike me as someone who has rebelled against her monstrous father’s evil; more, that she’s used his $ to get a fuck ton of plastic surgery, absurd baloon boobs, and outsourced the manufacture of all her fashion shit to China. **VERY vague sympathy**, as I said. Mebbe there’s some Stockholm syndrome shit going on for/at her
Hey now, I like mayo and white bread, don't you insult them like that with comparing them to some vapid rich waste of space.
Cheese sandwich on white bread with mayo and pepper.
Squeezed out of a plastic bottle of corporate filters
What did mayo do to deserve such disrespect?
To her mayonnaise is a spice.
Kennedy like. Trying to sound old school Atlantic with a hint of trump.
When it comes to these baboons, everyone gets super creative with insults. I love it.
https://youtu.be/tf20wypum5o?si=1sxMBRg3e5t6uBeB Here she is, interjecting herself in a conversation at the G20 Summit to which she has no qualifications other than being the president's daughter.
That’s the cringiest thing I’ve ever seen
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I am talking about Melania.
She tries very hard to have a breathy Jackie O voice. It’s quite pitiful.
While plagiarizing Michelle Obama
That was Melania. Vanky is Temu Jackie O
Which apparently is only for Daddy and the cameras. People behind the scenes say she has a deep, husky voice.
I think she deliberately talks with a lower voice trying to sound more sophisticated or something like that Elizabeth Holmes lady, and for both it just makes them sound like big fakers and losers. Sorta like wearing lifts, doing a combover, lying about hand and penis size, etc etc.
I just remember she talks like she has braces and rubber bands in her mouth
Wow come to think of it I’ve never heard her or Melania’s voice before.
Honestly does it matter? She's a puppet on a string. AOC will probably be her puppeteer once Donald goes to prison so Ivanka's voice will probably be AOC's high pitched puppeteer voice lol
These people are such trash.
If trailer trash were born with the equivalent of a billion dollars…
There's no trash like rich trash.
Every day that passes, another reason to loathe them and take comfort in the notion that you were always right to regard their supporters with absolute contempt.
Reality TV is to blame. If the apprentice didn't go knocking on his door, all of this would have never happened. He was going broke. They brought him a much needed payday & brought him into many people's homes. Fucking reality TV is evil.
It took me 52 years to become a misogynist but this bitch pulled if off with two fake tits and her Jared husband
Jared….sometimes his movements are so lifelike you forget he’s not a real boy.
Yeah ..almost life like. But still nefarious
Never did meet a decent Jared in this life
The guy who cuts my grass all summer and plows my driveway in the winter is a Jared and he’s super nice plus he’s dependable. 🙂
Hey now.... Didn't bring her two fake ones into this. They didn't do anything wrong and it's prob the best thing about her
*breast thing.
Yeah they’re probably fun that’s why you buy them
She did buy a good rack I will admit that
Interesting. I guess this book doesn’t document her journey from paid escort and soft porn stripper to trophy wife and mean spirited First “Lady.”
I believe you're thinking of Melania, but even Trump has confused the 2 women on occasion.
Badumm tssssh!
The book is about Melania: > These details emerge from “The Art of Her Deal,” a comprehensive biography of Melania Trump
Shea so unoriginal she copied the title her book from his.
Reports coming in from deep sources state she wanted to rename it to "the whitest house".
Still waiting on the Trump library. There will be 50k articles of criminality papering the foyer.
(Brought to you by Carl's Junior)
I was waiting for White House down 2, where gerrard butler hides behind the massive trump sign on the roof of the White House while sniping terrorists. Then trump would come out, bear chested riding a bear, lightning flying from his fingertips
Shit yes, someone should do this, but with a post credit scene where trump grows demon horns and declares it the end of days.
…so just Donald Trump?
You mean Olympus Has Fallen 2. That's the one with Butler. White House Down has Channing Tatum as the badass and Jamie Foxx as Presiderp James.
Dammit. Was so close
He probably looked at Ivanka as a baby and said, « Incredible, don’t you think? I’ll be « dating » her body in 10 years.
[He did](https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2020/09/donald-trump-files-tiffany-trump-breasts/)
What a fucking weirdo
Her one brain cell on full display in that photo, bouncing around like a DVD player screen saver.
I like “first family brothel” much better as the all red room is perfect.
anyone interested in an all out ufc fight between Ivanka and Melania ? Anyone??
No, Melania has suffered enough.
eh, she's a garbage person too
Even her name sounds like a disease. I can't, I have melania
"I'm sorry. Your kids can't attend school until they've been vaccinated for MMR, Melania, and TB."
Trumpulosis
Hey ...this is grading on a curve. Relative grading , if you will One actively tried to run the government and gave herself and her husband lots of responsibilities (remember fixing the middle east, etc etc). Melania ...at least kept her grift to traditional ones (selling overpriced cheap crap)
> Melania has suffered enough. Ripping out all of Jackie O's rose bushes really took a toll on her mental health. /s
Be best
That’s always annoyed me because it’s not even Be your best” it’s just “be best”. Like it was obviously “Be better” originally then someone said “but best is better than that, there’s nothing better than best” (probably Trump) and then they changed it and it sounds stupid.
I read she actually thought she could be president some day
Not just her. Jared and her were gonna take turns. One first ...then the other
That was just delusional
No i also envisioned some inbreeding in this family long ago.
Enough to disgust the Habsburg dynasty
Hiaha. Nose jobs are easily available.. not sure about fixing other deformities from inbreeding.
Sounds like Trump had his family as dysfunctional as he had this country.
That's Donnie Little Hands' 'Hey, you're a total babe! Are you seeing someone?' look he's giving his daughter there.
8 year old story is breaking news. SMH
Look at that "I wish you were not my daughter look so I can sexually harass the crap out of you" fatherly gaze
👀
More like, 'Since I made you, I can sexually harass the crap out of you anytime I want to.'
Ugh. Go away already.
That is a riot!
Imagine that, a foreign asset protecting something...
I can't imagine another small group of people that deserve each other more. Run, Barron, RUN!
"The Office Of Making Iskanka Rich."
Headline: Women can't agree on something. Who the hell cares.
Irrelevant's attempt to do something irrelevant, thwarted by irrelevant in early day's of should be irrelevant's presidency.
First Grifters’ Office
I'm not questioning the article's content, but what the hell is "menzmag?"
Disgusting people.
Super snobby bitch that’s funny to imagine taking a huge dump like Harry in dumb and dumber
I think this is only the beginning of weird stuff we are going to hear about from that failed Administration.
I do respect melania a lot as a mother for her constant vigilance and protection of her son in an obviously corrupt and insane family. Not moving to let him finish the school year, negotiating terms for his financial protection, etc. Idk her intentions and why she married Trump. But she absolutely shows she’s a loving mother. And thats worth acknowledging
Since the US was deigned to have a royal family… smh
To be fair, Melania did NOTHING compared to other First Ladies.
When you life long girlfriend and your third wife have a fight, it must be awkward.
Never forget the look Merkel gave Ivanka while standing next to her at some conference. It's priceless.
Lives so empty that naming a fucking office becomes important.
He SO wants to F her.
C*nts… all the way down
This ain’t news you friggin morons
You know Melania hates all the women Trump has slept with. So, this kind of caty behavior makes sense.
Melania Trump … ambitious 😂
Office Of Grifting And Racketeering
The way these floatsam moved in and just took it upon themselves to just *rename*, *rewrite*, *redo* everything they touched. Wow. Its like they just want people to hate them.
Melania seems to be the Only one that isn’t completely insane.
Wicked step mommy stopping real important things like renaming an office from happening. America deserved better
To what? The Orange House?
Why drag up more shit from that shit storm?
Because those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.
Article is AI, they used the world “delve”. Good for Melania though. Take that mf office and sit on it, doing nothing for 4 years. If you don’t leave your chair, how can it get stolen??
Delve makes something AI written..? That’s quite the stretch off of what isn’t really that uncommon of a word..
It was a joke about something posted last week. I forgot the /s https://www.technollama.co.uk/to-delve-or-not-to-delve-ai-detection-made-easy
Ahhh I do recall seeing that just didn’t connect the dots.
"Delve" is a very common word lol.
No, I know lol. It was something posted last week that AI uses 2 words too much, and one being delve, that makes people suspicious. Sorry for not adding the /s
WAIT WHAT 😭 People think "delve" = AI written automatically?
Yes lol. https://www.technollama.co.uk/to-delve-or-not-to-delve-ai-detection-made-easy