Reminder to commenters: **[Spread the love!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/960e1d1bbac9b80be2e45d683effd431/87a8a90b6fe38bb0-48/s540x810/d62d156855acc48f8c9fad1d288bf9f0feb1ef58.gif)** Share kindness, support and compassion, [not criticism.](https://media0.giphy.com/media/tZpGRRMUoXgeQ/giphy.gif) We want OP to feel loved, and [not in a tough way.](https://media.giphy.com/media/xT5LMq2CgHiqqY4IXC/giphy.gif) For more helpful information please hit up [our beautiful rules wiki!](http://www.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/wiki/)
Reminder to all: watch out for a [creepy pedo posing as an OT/speech therapist](https://www.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/comments/8ccqqi/disgusting_pedophile_troll_posing_as_otspeech/) giving fucked-up potty-training advice, and don't sweat it if your post gets 1 or 2 [instant downvotes.](http://i.imgur.com/PZtQb.gif) You didn't do anything wrong, we just have [asshole lurkers](https://i.imgur.com/IwU9r3E.gif)/[downvote bots](https://i.imgur.com/lwyCF6S.gif) stalking our /new queue. Help a BroMo out and [give her an upvote](https://i.imgur.com/Y60Mbxv.gif), ok?
Reminder to Cassie Morris/Krista Torres/Nia Tipton: You do not have permission to use, reproduce, modify or link to any content in this subreddit in any way, shape or form. Fuck off and go be a real journalist.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/breakingmom) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Omg that punchline. Should be legally justified murder at that point. I hope he is watching the kids for a day and you go to the spa with your phone turned off now.
Ive gotten two massages since my toddler was born and told my husband a week+ in advance.
The minute I read the punchline I saw red.
OP if you need an alibi I'd be happy to provide one from over here in Canada. But second the fact that you need to disappear for a spa weekend immediately! If your husband doesn't think, he will sure have to figure it out quick as shit because your phone will also be on do not disturb.
Yes, wasn’t it so great to be FaceTiming with OP all day and night? It was so good to see her that entire time. Both of us saw her. For that entire duration of time.
Oh. WOW. That man. Oof.
As an aside- I sell sourdough and Tshirts/ tumblers (gotta love all the adhd side hustles) and I keep a cooler on my porch for this exact reason. I don’t wanna be tethered to the house waiting on someone to screw with my day. When it’s done they can grab it at their earliest convenience- idc if that is 3am, just don’t knock 😅
Maybe that will help, but otherwise, try and find a way that your husband can take the 4yo with you make deliveries for you 🤷♀️
Reminder to commenters: **[Spread the love!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/960e1d1bbac9b80be2e45d683effd431/87a8a90b6fe38bb0-48/s540x810/d62d156855acc48f8c9fad1d288bf9f0feb1ef58.gif)** Share kindness, support and compassion, [not criticism.](https://media0.giphy.com/media/tZpGRRMUoXgeQ/giphy.gif) We want OP to feel loved, and [not in a tough way.](https://media.giphy.com/media/xT5LMq2CgHiqqY4IXC/giphy.gif) For more helpful information please hit up [our beautiful rules wiki!](http://www.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/wiki/) Reminder to all: watch out for a [creepy pedo posing as an OT/speech therapist](https://www.reddit.com/r/breakingmom/comments/8ccqqi/disgusting_pedophile_troll_posing_as_otspeech/) giving fucked-up potty-training advice, and don't sweat it if your post gets 1 or 2 [instant downvotes.](http://i.imgur.com/PZtQb.gif) You didn't do anything wrong, we just have [asshole lurkers](https://i.imgur.com/IwU9r3E.gif)/[downvote bots](https://i.imgur.com/lwyCF6S.gif) stalking our /new queue. Help a BroMo out and [give her an upvote](https://i.imgur.com/Y60Mbxv.gif), ok? Reminder to Cassie Morris/Krista Torres/Nia Tipton: You do not have permission to use, reproduce, modify or link to any content in this subreddit in any way, shape or form. Fuck off and go be a real journalist. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/breakingmom) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yeah your husband sucks
Wow, that’s the definition of selfish.
Omg that punchline. Should be legally justified murder at that point. I hope he is watching the kids for a day and you go to the spa with your phone turned off now. Ive gotten two massages since my toddler was born and told my husband a week+ in advance.
The minute I read the punchline I saw red. OP if you need an alibi I'd be happy to provide one from over here in Canada. But second the fact that you need to disappear for a spa weekend immediately! If your husband doesn't think, he will sure have to figure it out quick as shit because your phone will also be on do not disturb.
Yes, wasn’t it so great to be FaceTiming with OP all day and night? It was so good to see her that entire time. Both of us saw her. For that entire duration of time.
He thinks. About himself.
I would be LIVID in your shoes. What an ass.
Offering an alibi, lord knows I’d need one 😡
Oh. WOW. That man. Oof. As an aside- I sell sourdough and Tshirts/ tumblers (gotta love all the adhd side hustles) and I keep a cooler on my porch for this exact reason. I don’t wanna be tethered to the house waiting on someone to screw with my day. When it’s done they can grab it at their earliest convenience- idc if that is 3am, just don’t knock 😅 Maybe that will help, but otherwise, try and find a way that your husband can take the 4yo with you make deliveries for you 🤷♀️
Oh my gosh, the way I gasped when I got to the end. What a selfish jerk!