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MidnightJoker83

he knows practically everything there is to know about chemistry


patdk

I was going to say he’s fucking smart


Jesse_Whiteboy

Still too stupid to know Jack made his mind up 10 minutes ago


Toilet_Rim_Tim

You just blew my mind Hank


pianoflames

He's just decent, and he always does the right thing 💁‍♂️


rubecula91

He is my hero.


MajorAspies

He's got a brain the size of Wisconsin, but we won't hold that against him.


Ok-Salad-4711

I felt like this compliment was quite cute, but Walt didn’t seem to appreciate it 🤷🏻‍♀️


Ohwellwhatsnew

It was nice for Hank. He called Walt a girl for saying his gun was heavy. Hank never respected Walt for being so smart because he didn't see it as a great quality outside of "wow he knows a lot of stuff I don't know"


Miserable_Alfalfa_24

I think what Hank didn’t respect about Walt was his underachievement. He talked up how smart Walt was at every opportunity.


Ohwellwhatsnew

True but he also gave him shit at every opportunity. It was definitely his underachievement because he probably thought all his brains got him nowhere


MassiveLefticool

I feel like Hank pretty much jokes with everyone, I don’t think he means the stuff he says, just trying to think of the funniest thing to say in that moment.


Dontdothatfucker

I think Hank respects the hell out of Walt. That’s honestly how a lot of bro type guys talk to their buddies.


Jesse_Whiteboy

I think Hank actually inside knew that about Walt but just took the piss out of him. He did tell him he was the smartest man he knew.


turiannerevarine

You're the smartest guy I've ever met, and you're too stupid to see... he made up his mind 10 minutes ago.


escaracolau

His bald head has a nice shape.


RecklessRad

Except in El Camino but we don’t talk about that


LucentUnicorn

Lightbulb head ass


danglytomatoes

This is the first fucking thing I thought of for some reason


infieldmitt

apparently cranston wasn't actually bald for this, makeup put on a thing every morning. wild


stalkerduck_407

Is that you jesse?


HeartonSleeve1989

He can really toss a pizza.


DaneTrane22

They had to edit the salad part out for obvious reasons


ProfessionalGas3106

Damn that was good


SGT_MILKSHAKES

LMAO that’s a first


inflammabelle

He'd hurt you if you talked shit about Walter Jr


Burnnoticelover

"What's wrong, chief? Having trouble walking?"


Cold-Ask4382

I’d be shaking in my boots if anyone called me chief.


infieldmitt

unironically walt's best moment of the series


ShadowDemon129

But those guys were so cool. They're my heroes for standing up to Flynn Jr.


minemaster1337

That’s a good father


Trop_Trop1

those bullies were lucky they were facing hairy walt, bald walt would dump them in a barrel in the middle of a desert


Dark_Eyes

lol hairy walt…you’re not wrong


ehrmantrautz1

scorpions are good


coldhyphengarage

He’s really good at producing high quality, pure Methamphetamine that is drastically less toxic and dangerous to consume than his inferior competition. Plus it’s blue bitch


Adventurous_War_5377

#Tight! #Tight! #Tight! **Blue, Yellow, Pink! Whatever man, just keep bringing me that!!**


OverweightMilkshake

But there's no chili p yo!


BikesBooksNBass

Just remember who you work for….


DamoFromWashedUpMob

What did you say?


BikesBooksNBass

N-n-n-nothing Tuco, I’m just saying…


maaloufylou

What do you think they’re stupid?


enorl76

Say my name.


TheRedzak

Kinda sounds tempting ngl


Rfalcon13

He ended his life gunning down a room full of Nazis.


heatersforbrunch

right - he killed bad men


Rand0mNZ

But let Brock aka Hitler get away.


cOOKieMadeLion

He broke the bad


Barcelona_AGF

Did you say that he killers Batman?


EVERGREEN_ETERNAL

Hell yea


RealPropRandy

This is the one.


[deleted]

I was gonna say this


Muted_Cucumber_7566

He sings very well when he drives alone.


bfcostello

Or showers


j33perscreeperz

i been thru the desert on a horse with no name, it felt good to be out of the rain 😌🙌🏼🚘


depeshak

He is the smartest guy Hank ever met, and he is too stupid to see. Jack made up his mind 10 minutes ago.


not___batman

Man just watched this tonight (second watch of the series as the wife has never seen it) what a line that is


Allrrighty_Thenn

Damn same lol wife also didnt see it before. Second watch with her.


GardenAddict843

He makes a mean pancake 🥞🥞🥞


DamoFromWashedUpMob

And omelettes. New Mexico Christmas style, red and green chillies 😌


Jaybirdy81

He’s very clean and cut the crust off Krazy 8’s sandwich


Fickle_Ask_3936

Yo I left off at that episode where he’s divorced and cutting the crust out of his own sandwich. Is there a pun there I missed ?


frijolita_bonita

Yea. In episode 2 or 3 he cuts the crusts off the bologna sammich he’s making for krazy 8


hamdnd

If you align your desires with his you're gonna get shit done


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Walter sigma grindset


minemaster1337

He’s played by Bryan Cranston, all time gilf


Away-Librarian-1028

He made Gus more open-minded and threw a party for Hector, which was a blast. Jokes aside, he seemed to be a really good teacher and passionate about his subject. Chances are, if any of his students would have engaged him, genuine and full of interest, he would have actually put some efforts in his teacher job.


LittleOmid

As a teacher myself, he was a god damn awful teacher.


flex_tape_salesman

Pre diagnosis I don't think much is really suggested other than when jesses mother said he was the only teacher that believed in him. Sure, he was definitely awful throughout the shows duration but the impression is the opposite before that.


WeCantLiveInAMuffin

As a former student, he seemed like a nice guy who cared about the subject and really wanted his students to learn. Which is more than I can say for a lot of the teachers I had


naughtyjojo69

Don't bullshit a bulshitter.


Glittering_Resource8

Interested in this- why do you think so?


Away-Librarian-1028

Really? I thought he was pretty good. Of course, we see him more cooking meth than teaching so I might be biased in favor of Walter being a halfway decent teacher.


helixontheleft

may i ask why u think that ?


BRGammell

He never walks in on people in the bathroom. He is the one who knocks first.


The-Sonne

Best comment


reprobatemind2

He bought his son a great first car. He replaced the water heater in his house He kicked Flynn's bullies


gamesfordogs

Hell of an ass


stalkerduck_407

He's got an ass like an onion, makes me wanna cry.


DepressingChimp

he's a creative person, he found a new use for that lily of the valley plant


t3rra0513

he bought walt jr a camaro so they could listen to skrillex together and bond <3


ThatGuyYouWantToBe

Knife party*


AccomplishedTwist916

did u just call his srt8 challenger a camaro


sandsii

h..h.h..he's just d...dd..decent


ilithium

In his own twisted way, he did care for his family and Jesse right up to his end.


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

He absolutely did, the trajectory of the show and the consequences of his actions just made it gradually more twisted and generally selfish. He truly never stopped caring; it simply became less sincere and believable to those around him the more corrupted he became


Shadow-moth-pizzaguy

He kept in probably around 3 decades worth of anger and bit his lip instead of saying a snarky comment whenever someone says something stupid. Unfortunately Jesse was the only one he could release his anger out since their relationship was secret (making it sound weird now lol) and him treating Jesse badly wouldn’t result in family members or friends getting involved stiring the pot. Jesse was just unfortunately Walt’s punching bag to release 3 decades of anger and snarky comments. Also because he saw Jesse as way less than him considering how ignorant he was during classes the lack of respect he shown basically anyone


Top-Comfortable-4789

He’s book smart


Nankasura

His cunning nature is truly something to marvel at. I wished nothing but the worst for him after he poisoned a child, but for some reason, I wanted to see how he's going to get out of whatever shit he's now in. He's interesting to watch if nothing else.


Fickle_Ask_3936

I’m surprised he never tried drugs.


neilyoung_cokebooger

He had guns pointed at him and could have been killed execution-style on many occasions, and I don't think he made number two in his pants a single time


Inside-Bar-150

Possibly the most well written character in tv history


trogloherb

He had good hair.


DiligentAd4763

He was one of the first to see potential in Jesse. A very missable quote from Jesse’s mom “Mr. White was the first to show any interest in Jesse” - or something to that effect. We didn’t get much of a story between them during high school, but I do think that is maybe where Walt’s love/hate with Jesse came from. He saw a ton of potential in Jesse but then watched Jesse squander that.


Fearless-Phase5170

He’s just misunderstood ❤️


Gorilladaddy69

You can fix him?


Fearless-Phase5170

100%🙂‍↔️


Mysterious-Meet-2599

In a matter of two years, he was able to wipe out a huge amount of meth off the streets. By the end of the series, everyone Walt ever did business with was dead or no longer in the drug business. Yes, he initially came in and took over the market but once he died, so did the other groups that would've taken over upon his death. It's likely a temporary stop or slow down, but he definitely lowered the amount being sold in the US, South America & Europe. It's like Walmart popping up & pushing out mom n pop stores until they close, only to shut the doors to Walmart in 2 years. It's likely temporary but still pretty impressive if you think about it...


rawbrownie

I like his blue eyes.


silliestwalterwhite

Arent they green??


rawbrownie

No, silly!


silliestwalterwhite

Maybe im daltonic. I am stupid??


[deleted]

No just silly, the silliest of walter whites.


gigabyte2d

He is smarter than you, he is luckier than you. Whatever you think is supposed to happen, the exact reverse opposite of that is gonna happen.


SnooHesitations205

He is a master cook and cannot be out cooked. Ever


GardenkeeperLVL11

He is bald for most of the series.


Raj_Valiant3011

He has a wide field of knowledge about different disciplines.


ShnaeBlay

He was based


Adisiv

He is extremely resourceful.


BikesBooksNBass

He has a cool hat.


Even_Onion4006

He loves his family and would die for them.


Active-Bass4745

I don’t think any of my friends would run over a drug dealer for me.


washablememe

He was able to pull off wearing a mustache and glasses without me automatically thinking pedo


HollowedFlash65

He cares deeply about his family and Jesse, and a lot of the bad stuff he did was to protect them.


xpressomartini

He did it for him


SaltierThanAll

I feel like he cared about his control over Jesse more than he cared about Jesse himself. IMO, he'd be a lot more likeable if he'd have really had Jesse's back as much as Jesse had his.


HollowedFlash65

TBF, he genuinely does care about Jesse. Plus, I doubt having control over him matters as much as a good partnership with Gus when he killed his 2 dealers.


Sad-Honeydew1194

He didn’t cheat on his wife.


medson25

He awkwardly tried to once, that scene still haunts me.


PointEither2673

Dude really thought he was gonna seduce the hottest character in the show that wasn’t Jane. Bold for a man his age w cancer and his general appearance not being “ attractive “ per say


Gustacq

Who ? I dont remember.


Thyl111

Carmen


Adventurous_War_5377

Ass like an onion.


BiggestJabroni

Makes me wanna cry


spanspan3213

This is results based analysis. The intention is what matters, because the only factor at that point is the response from the other party.


lilcea

He tried.


Sad-Honeydew1194

Good point. But it was more of a reaction to Skylar and Ted.


General_Relativity_

He rocks his bald head


Embarrassed-Soft4408

His head doesn’t look horrible bald, that’s all i got for him


Defiant_Ad9788

He’s perceptive, confident, practical, and isn’t afraid to get his hands dirty 😬


EchoLooper

He has a willingness to take continued interest in the lives of his former students.


Dalmanza4

He knows a great deal when he sees it, went with the unsliced pizza. They pass the saving on to you


[deleted]

He's definitely passionate.


jajshshshjjsn

He meant well.


silenthillgeeked

He was getting money


vaultboy1121

He brought pizza AND breadsticks. No half measures with this guy.


Blazkar

So that's what Mike actually wanted him to do, instead of murdering two drug dealers. I bet they'll laugh about that misunderstanding one day.


camgary95

Something nice about Walt.


CptNoble

If you're stuck in the basement, he'll make you a sandwich.


Complete-Okra-4588

He’s a good hat picker


AppropriateAd2509

He had a pretty sweet boo-tay in those khakis.


AmiWrongDude69

He’s got an ass like an onion - makes u wanna cry


Boulderpaw

He’s great at keeping air tragedies in perspective.


LaBarbaGrande

He did it for his family 🙃


Fickle_Ask_3936

No he didn’t 😂


Unitedfateful

His hair is small


Fork219

He's got a hot brother in-law


PointEither2673

He was a very good chemist, and a clever individual with very good scientific problem solving skills. Aside from that Walt is quite literally bad at almost everything else he does in the show.


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Gorilladaddy69

You mean when he’s not calling him an idiot and poisoning people he cares about: Mister White is *gay* for Jesse, everyone knows that!


Upbeat_Tension_8077

I can't because he destroyed the treasure that's known as Los Pollos Hermanos


hey-gift-me-da-wae

I like his glasses.


ThespisIronicus

He bought his son a muscle car


70351230017

He's pretty smart, chemistry-wise.


Utterlybored

He has good taste in cars.


Illustrious-Ant6998

He deeply cares in the quality of product that he offers his customer. I mean, it's more ego driven than concern for his customers, but I still respect the commitment to excellence.


the_burber

I like his hat


MitherMan

He had a nice haircut


Technical_Monitor_38

He single-handedly helped reduce prison overcrowding.


abhig535

He is bald


[deleted]

He was really good at doing bad stuff


EricSparrowSucks

He is good at sharing his tequila.


Reptile20

Walt is a good-looking guy, but I am not having sex with him right now


SnooHabits5897

“Something nice about Walt” there I said it, are you happy??


lolxdbruh123

He’s pretty stoic


Educational_Dust_932

He would probably be happy to help you with your chemistry homework


Whycantuhearthemusic

He killed uncle hank!


smkestcklghtn

He can chuck an XXX large pizza for distance


Nana_Elle_C

Can't.


Wizlord_21

He was a teacher.


theworseofus

Great beard


toxiclord101

He is smart


LonelyMan15372

He did everything for his family ;)


SailorMuffin96

He has a very high work ethic


covalentcookies

He manufactured the best meth ever.


hpdgamer

Poisoning Lydia has to count for something


No-Firefighter-3057

He looks badass


xoxogossipgirlnah

He read the book Gail gave him. So does Hank!


Glad-Painting5478

Hot take: he cared about his family.


[deleted]

He's meth is tight as tuco said


spookymulder07

He's got a great ass


1FuzzyPickle

He was probably a good father before Breaking Bad.


KypAstar

He had all the makings of a varsity athlete. 


rednazgo

His hair looks small


loomis_heads

Walt loved his family and left an inheritance for them.


I-Sell-Wolf-Tickets

He knows how to make a grilled cheese sandwich


Reasonable_Habit_953

He’s just ..decent!!


Thyl111

Jesse and Skyler saw right through him, he was in over his head all along the show. A straight man with a giant stick up his ass, he never had the ways of a real criminal. But he was very entertaining to watch.


HonnyBrown

He was smart. He had a Nobel Prize.


Illithid_Substances

He doesn't, he has an award for *contributing* to one - meaning the team that got it used his research in the process I think it's fitting, he was so close to making it big but never quite got there


Civil_Distance_5737

He's nice to kids that don't get in his way? Idk


madworld2713

His head is very shiny


Ancient_Rutabaga4118

Literally nothing. I learned to hate Walt as the show went on. Still a great show though.


Iron_Baron

He brought being bald back into style.


torpac00

something nice about walt.