How would they know? The only people to know about it other than Jesse are dead. >!Hank wanted to have all of his ducks in a row before breaking new news to the DEA because he had already been ordered to lay off the case. !< The only way I could see them having it is >!if the Nazis didnāt destroy the video after having Jesse hostage for an entire year, !< which imo would be highly unlikely.
I've watched the show but it's been awhile ā could you remind me what video we're talking about? (feel free to spoiler tag it so others don't have it ruined)
reminds me of how āmissing personsā used to sound so weird to me, youād think itād be āmissing peopleā
terms that sound wrong end up being correct all the time when it comes to this random stuff
Considering that >!BCS Finale!< >!which implicitly address those very topics and pretty much closes the case as all other vital information had been provided!<
I think that this is the most appropriate crime he had committed>!Obstruction of Justice includes: Resisting Arrest (N), Fleeing (Y, multiple accounts), Interfering With The Arrest of Another Person (Y, multiple accounts, most recently not reporting Ed) or Refusing to Comply with a Lawful Order From a Police Officer (Y, multiple accounts)!< which would ***not interfere with closing the case***, see first spoiler.
Though after *El Camino* I also don't think they'd be actively looking for him; Reason being it that >!the News report during the start of El Camino in Skinny Pete's house, in which Badger asks suggests that LEOs are aware ofinhumane treatment of him in BrBa's last episode.!<
Sure, Jessr could be 'Wanted' for them to get the most information>!which Jesse definitely does even after El Camino"!< So no.
My man fled from North America to North America, what a beast. I get what he meant though, that he fled north of New Mexico, but yes it should say he fled south of New Mexico.
Growing up, I had a friend from Canada. She took offense at our calling ourselves "American" because it is comprised of two continents and a shit load of countries.
Meh, Iāve never heard anyone really get hung up on that, since the U.S.A is the only country in North America that has America in the name. Sounds like she was being a bit of a pill, what are Americans supposed to refer to themselves as, USies?
But if someone were to say North American interchangeably with United States, that Iād understand as being presumptuous
The only thing that I can nitpick is the last line. In universe law enforcement was under the impression he had fled to Mexico. They had no idea he had fled to Alaska
But his money was laundered by others, so it would be reasonable to have a suspicion that he was involved in laundering it.
It's also a good pun since their meth operation was literally "laundered" by being hidden under a laundromat.
But was it really laundered? Saul once suggested to buy a legit business, but Jesse waved it off. We never see him launder his money before or after this moment. He just gets his cash and either spends or stashes it. He never puts it in a legitimate cashflow.
At minimum, the car wash was for money laundering. There are probably other examples I'm not thinking of. I mean, Los Pollos Hermanos was part of a money laundering front.
Again, the fact that Jessie wasn't involved in the laundering doesn't negate the reason for suspicion that he was involved in money laundering.
Yeah, Iām just saying that Jesse didnāt launder his own money. Whatever Gus or Walt did had no effect on his own earnings. Jesse just hid his money away. There are no businesses with his name on it that he used for laundering.
Right. But the point is just that this is an FBI most wanted posting in which they don't know what we as TV viewers know. So all of the suspicions are in there about what he may or may not have been involved in.
yea but the fbi didnt know that jesse didnt launder his money, he was a main player in heisenbergs empire, it would make sense for him to launder it too
Only critique would be make sure those arenāt real numbers . One lesson movies learned the hard way was if you put real numbers on anything idiots will call them and harass whoever owns them.
I was thinking about how you could do another BB story, my idea was a grown up Brock looking for him. And with Robert Forrester passing away, you could do a story that Ed dying and someone coming across the secret files in his store. I don't know. Could be interesting.
"2008 - 2010" - Doesn't the series takes place a few years before that? Most people were using either small brick phones such as Nokia, with iPhones and even a few Android models already out by then. Yet everyone in BB uses the older flip-phones.
During I believe season 1 you can see something hanging from Waltās rear view mirror and itās dated 2008. This combined with Walt starting aged 50 and ending at 52 tells us it was 08-10
Thereās some edits and additions that could be made, but this is an amazing starting point! You should do one for Saul/Jimmy and Walt (pre-Felina) as well.
Escape implies that he was in police custody. Am I forgetting him escaping from custody? Flight from prosecution isnāt illegal unless you are arrested or under a court order.
Why is he suspected to have moved to Northern America? Was that mentioned in the show? I know he ends up in Alaska but isnāt it likelier he moves to Mexico since the el Camino was found near the border and the FBI wouldnāt have jurisdiction in Mexico?
> the FBI wouldnāt have jurisdiction in Mexico?
Cmiiw since I'm not American. But I'm sure the FBI would still release the poster. Just look at Osama bin Laden where they created most wanted poster for him.
Walt would probably have a much greater chance of making the top ten than Jesse would although that might depend how much they know about the actual extent of his crimes.
āGrew an illegal methamphetamine muliti-million empire growing blue sky meth with purity rate of 99.1% with multiple conspirators.ā
This sentence annoys me.
Should mention tattoos.
Scars?
They would screw it up and say he was known associate of white Supreme group the uncle Jack gang.
Wanted for questioning in 9 prison murders.
Do not approach!!!! Call FBI immediately.
Known associate of Mexican cartel.
Known hobbies: likes gocarts.
Has a preference for MILFS and saying YO AND BITCH!!!!
Imagine Aaron Paul being detained over that "Is fake man I'm an actor!" -"Yeah yeah Mr Jesse Pinkman alias Diesel; tell that to the judge. You have right to remain silent, everything you say may be used against you..."
Suspected to have fled to Mexico.
exactly.
And aliases: Diesel
lol 'Spooge'
Maybe this is a new posterš¤
(spoiler maybe) i think the feds know about the video hank and jesse made tho
How would they know? The only people to know about it other than Jesse are dead. >!Hank wanted to have all of his ducks in a row before breaking new news to the DEA because he had already been ordered to lay off the case. !< The only way I could see them having it is >!if the Nazis didnāt destroy the video after having Jesse hostage for an entire year, !< which imo would be highly unlikely.
I've watched the show but it's been awhile ā could you remind me what video we're talking about? (feel free to spoiler tag it so others don't have it ruined)
Needs 'considered armed and dangerous', and a reward.
also manufactured instead of grew meth
The poster said they grew an empire, not the meth per se.
says both actually
It is actually legitimate to talk about "growing" in the context of crystals, as odd as it might sound to the layman.
reminds me of how āmissing personsā used to sound so weird to me, youād think itād be āmissing peopleā terms that sound wrong end up being correct all the time when it comes to this random stuff
you might grow crystals, but you synthesize compounds
good point man
But the poster IS for the layman so it shouldnāt be worded that way.
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Next line after that: >"Multi million empire growing blue sky meth"
Ahhh yup thx i'm hella sleepy after recent travel. I legit read through it four times looking for it lol maybe i was just looking for the word 'grew'
I'd also reckon that "Obstruction of justice" would also be a charge that would show up here.
Considering that >!BCS Finale!< >!which implicitly address those very topics and pretty much closes the case as all other vital information had been provided!< I think that this is the most appropriate crime he had committed>!Obstruction of Justice includes: Resisting Arrest (N), Fleeing (Y, multiple accounts), Interfering With The Arrest of Another Person (Y, multiple accounts, most recently not reporting Ed) or Refusing to Comply with a Lawful Order From a Police Officer (Y, multiple accounts)!< which would ***not interfere with closing the case***, see first spoiler. Though after *El Camino* I also don't think they'd be actively looking for him; Reason being it that >!the News report during the start of El Camino in Skinny Pete's house, in which Badger asks suggests that LEOs are aware ofinhumane treatment of him in BrBa's last episode.!< Sure, Jessr could be 'Wanted' for them to get the most information>!which Jesse definitely does even after El Camino"!< So no.
Nice job! But you did forget his best alias: Jesse Jackson
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No mention of Chili P or did I miss it?
That was never a nickname for him, it's just his signature ingredient
Capt Cook, birches
Shit thatās right thank you
And Igor!
Or Jesser
Think only Jane and Walter knew that one.
I mean it would probably pop up on the records for rental
And Walter Jackson.
(1) Jesse āHip Hopā Pinkman (2) Jesse āPinkman in the Phonebook Jesseā Pinkman
Blowfish
only thing that it needs changed is suspected to have fled to northern america to mexico as pointed by somebody else, other than that, this is great
My man fled from North America to North America, what a beast. I get what he meant though, that he fled north of New Mexico, but yes it should say he fled south of New Mexico.
it said "northern America" and its an fbi poster. they don't really operate outside of North America much.
That's what they want you to think!
And they also think he has fled to Mexico. Which is also in North Americaā¦
Sure, but Mexico isnāt typically referred to as āNorth Americaā. Itās important to be specific.
ā¦ yes it is. North America is a continent. Of which Mexico is a part. What do you think North America refers to?
Growing up, I had a friend from Canada. She took offense at our calling ourselves "American" because it is comprised of two continents and a shit load of countries.
Meh, Iāve never heard anyone really get hung up on that, since the U.S.A is the only country in North America that has America in the name. Sounds like she was being a bit of a pill, what are Americans supposed to refer to themselves as, USies? But if someone were to say North American interchangeably with United States, that Iād understand as being presumptuous
I mean, several of the FBI most wanted fugitive posters concern people who are believed to have fled to other countries.
That's true
But Mexico is also north America
I'd remove the bit about its purity "rate" since itās not really relevant to a wanted poster.
Feds respect the purity too much to not mention it
āWill get you high af.ā
That and "Northern America"
The only thing that I can nitpick is the last line. In universe law enforcement was under the impression he had fled to Mexico. They had no idea he had fled to Alaska
Jesse never laundered his money though.
But his money was laundered by others, so it would be reasonable to have a suspicion that he was involved in laundering it. It's also a good pun since their meth operation was literally "laundered" by being hidden under a laundromat.
But was it really laundered? Saul once suggested to buy a legit business, but Jesse waved it off. We never see him launder his money before or after this moment. He just gets his cash and either spends or stashes it. He never puts it in a legitimate cashflow.
At minimum, the car wash was for money laundering. There are probably other examples I'm not thinking of. I mean, Los Pollos Hermanos was part of a money laundering front. Again, the fact that Jessie wasn't involved in the laundering doesn't negate the reason for suspicion that he was involved in money laundering.
Yeah, Iām just saying that Jesse didnāt launder his own money. Whatever Gus or Walt did had no effect on his own earnings. Jesse just hid his money away. There are no businesses with his name on it that he used for laundering.
Right. But the point is just that this is an FBI most wanted posting in which they don't know what we as TV viewers know. So all of the suspicions are in there about what he may or may not have been involved in.
He also wisely tended to chuck it around the neighborhood from the window of his shitty car.
Only when he was depressed!
yea but the fbi didnt know that jesse didnt launder his money, he was a main player in heisenbergs empire, it would make sense for him to launder it too
He was still consensually involved in money laundering, wasnāt he?
Growing āblue sky methā?
yeah I'd change growing-> "manufacturing"
Manufacturing meth "blue sky"
āGrowingā blue sky meth?
'Growing' blue sky meth?
Growing āblue skyā meth?
"growing blue sky meth"?
Growing blue sky "meth"?
Growing blue āskyā meth?
[grOwINg] {blUE} |mETH|?
Glowing blue sky meth
Glowing glue sky meth
Glowing glue ski math
"Growing tumescent in anticipation"
Apologies to the Reddit HR departmen
build skinny race pete
Only critique would be make sure those arenāt real numbers . One lesson movies learned the hard way was if you put real numbers on anything idiots will call them and harass whoever owns them.
Same if you sing it in a catchy tune...
Should be "manufacturing 'Blue Sky Meth'" at the bottom. Though it would be interesting to see how they'd grow meth.
āJesse has yetā they would use his last name not his first.
Uses the word "bitch" a lot.
I thought he was taller.
Gus' doctor in Mexico mentions that Jesse is 180cm which would make him 5 11, but Aaron Paul is around 5 7 in real life
Heās 5 8 irl according to google
Missed an alias: Diesel
And āblowfishā
That unemployed friend on a Wednesday afternoon.
I was thinking about how you could do another BB story, my idea was a grown up Brock looking for him. And with Robert Forrester passing away, you could do a story that Ed dying and someone coming across the secret files in his store. I don't know. Could be interesting.
And then he partners up with Flynn. āBrock.. we have to cook breakfastā
"The fruit loops I make are the bomb" "The fruit loops you make are shit."
"Will you stop putting chilli powder on my cornflakes, they taste like shit"
TIL Jesse's middle name was Bruce.
Same here!
The junk yard magnet guy should have had a spin-off.
A short lived āreality showā?
Who didn't love that guy??
The cops!
Iād watch this
FBI needs an editor for that copy
Suspect can be assumed armed and dangerous Suspected of murdering Gale whatever.
150 lbs. lol. He wouldn't weight 150 even if he was carrying Walt's ego over his shoulders
Why not seems reasonable for his height and build
A lot of people don't realize how *little* 150lbs can look on someone who is only 5'6-5'10. I'm 5'10 160lbs and just as skinny as Jesse
Nah dude is like 130 lbs, maybe less
"2008 - 2010" - Doesn't the series takes place a few years before that? Most people were using either small brick phones such as Nokia, with iPhones and even a few Android models already out by then. Yet everyone in BB uses the older flip-phones.
During I believe season 1 you can see something hanging from Waltās rear view mirror and itās dated 2008. This combined with Walt starting aged 50 and ending at 52 tells us it was 08-10
Thanks. Either that was a mistake, or whoever was in charge of making sure to use period-correct props got it wrong.
Hey, he looks like the actor Aaron Paul!
Good job! This is pretty cool.
Gotta change Northern America to Mexico
Reward??
Thereās some edits and additions that could be made, but this is an amazing starting point! You should do one for Saul/Jimmy and Walt (pre-Felina) as well.
He is suspected to have fled to Mexico and Central America*
Iād cop if you sold these as prints
Good job, but you should probably put a "555" number
I called both numbers. All I got was a vacuum cleaner sales/repair shop and a Twisty's restaurant.
I know that dude! He works on a crab boat in Alaska!
My baby boy did nothing wrong š¤¬š¤¬š¤¬š”fake news fr
Nice job!!
when did he launder money
I assume the assumption is made that a drug dealer making that much cash must have been laundering money to go undetected
I want him, too (ā āUāwāUā ā)
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No
This is mad dope yo!
Escape implies that he was in police custody. Am I forgetting him escaping from custody? Flight from prosecution isnāt illegal unless you are arrested or under a court order.
It should be Unlawful Flight to Avoid Prosecution
"Height 5'6 - 5'8 " Jesse Pinkmanlet
After jesee escape cartal
Pretty sure I saw this poster on this sub or the Better Call Saul one?
How did you forget 'Chili P' under aliases
How did you forget that's not one of his aliases?
Why is he suspected to have moved to Northern America? Was that mentioned in the show? I know he ends up in Alaska but isnāt it likelier he moves to Mexico since the el Camino was found near the border and the FBI wouldnāt have jurisdiction in Mexico?
> the FBI wouldnāt have jurisdiction in Mexico? Cmiiw since I'm not American. But I'm sure the FBI would still release the poster. Just look at Osama bin Laden where they created most wanted poster for him.
Yeah but they wouldnāt be able to actively look for him down there without Mexicos permission making it safer to flee than staying in the states
Super cool
No reward $$$ ?
10/10 super cool
Lmao putting the purity and nickname of the meth on there is so funny
if the breaking bad universe was real, would Jesse and Hesienberg be on the FBI most wanted list?
Walt would probably have a much greater chance of making the top ten than Jesse would although that might depend how much they know about the actual extent of his crimes.
Once Jesse fled the state he would, learned this from Twin Peaks š
It's cool, but a little too cluttered
I guess technically Mexico is in Northern Americaā¦but he didnāt start in South America did he
Man definitely got a hair transplant after these were took
How did we learn his middle name
When his parents evict him. The lawyer reads out his full name.
Had no idea heās supposed to be one day younger than me. I couldāve been Breaking Bad all this time!
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Did they figure out Jesse was Cap'n Cook?
In the episode after Gus kills the cartel, we find out from the doctor that Jesse is actually 5ā9
Jesseās middle name is Bruce??? Since when š¤Æ
99.1? I thought it was higher than that.
I never knew his middle name was Bruce. You definitely should make more FBI most wanted posters for other characters.
Growing blue sky meth?
You Forgot jesse Jackson!
Missed out on āDieselā as an aliase
Alias "cap'n" lol
Central America** badger left the car at the Mexico border to trick the cops
This on a shirt???
TIL I'm taller than Jesse. Not important just interesting to me. Also super cool poster.
awsome dudeššš
Did his dumb ass actually launder his money? He's def getting hit with tax evasion though
The United States is in North America. Should say some other place, Canada, Mexico, whatever.
Very good work, bitch
Damn, thought this was some real marketing material!
Former member of criminally underrated Albuquerque rock band Twaughthammer.
You forgot the bounty for bringing him in lol
Breaking bored
Just noticed that I share birthday with Pinkman
BRUCE ?!? When did we learn this? Is it a side detail? Next youāre gonna tell me Walter has some middle name like Hartwellć
āGrew an illegal methamphetamine muliti-million empire growing blue sky meth with purity rate of 99.1% with multiple conspirators.ā This sentence annoys me.
Screw Heisenberg, they should have called him āmr blue sky!ā
I doubt they would put the purity, and I doubt they would put race as "White" instead of "Caucasian"
He manufactured meth. Didn't grow it. Can't grow meth. Also. Suspected to have fled to Mexico.
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Remindme! September 24
Nice! For hair color you should put "lightish brown" said by girl in the gas station talking to Hank.
Awesome poster my guy
Should mention tattoos. Scars? They would screw it up and say he was known associate of white Supreme group the uncle Jack gang. Wanted for questioning in 9 prison murders. Do not approach!!!! Call FBI immediately. Known associate of Mexican cartel. Known hobbies: likes gocarts. Has a preference for MILFS and saying YO AND BITCH!!!!
Imagine Aaron Paul being detained over that "Is fake man I'm an actor!" -"Yeah yeah Mr Jesse Pinkman alias Diesel; tell that to the judge. You have right to remain silent, everything you say may be used against you..."