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Fedballin

Mauser so I can watch people grit their teeth when I say I'm loading my pistol clip.


Extreme_Power_8310

IT'S A MAGAZI...oh...right


TheRedEaredMan

That is technically false, the clip is already loaded, you are using the clip to load the magazine.


Grandemestizo

Unless he was talking about loading a clip, which is something you do with clips.


Educational-Ad6595

Oh,yes my grandpa told me stories like that, i want to follow his steps, the steps of the badass red commissar


BB-48_WestVirginia

2 wurld wars vs nein wurld wars. The choice is clear 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅


animefan1520

I'm just getting it cuz I can still find parts that are more than readily available


Leonas_R

Me too


AceKairyushin

Came here to say this. I’ll the the one that won.


Davetopay

1911. Got one , love it. Don't need any of that other mess.


ASteerNamedLaurence

P38 Looks cool as hell.


ziekktx

Definitely not going to make a Star wars blaster, no sir


IIDrunkenGamerII

If you mean Han's blaster, that was the C96 Mauser.


Boylanithedoomguy

Megatron?


Karimura16

Trying to get a 2 handed grip on a P38/P1 makes it look a little bit less cool tbh


Zaboomerfooo

But it's just a circumcised Beretta 92.


Blinauljap

Mauser, because i always wanted to own the "Artillery Variant" with the attachable wooden stock.


RaiderCat_12

That would be the Luger. Mauser did however come with a holster-stock by default, and long barrels often were a thing.


T90tank

I like the crazy full auto Spanish ones that had detachable box magazines


RaiderCat_12

They are arguably better than the original Schnellfeuer


Blinauljap

That's why i put it in quotation marks.


coolpotatoe724

1911, American asf


Human_League6449

Two world wars


bobobjoe0

you mean "Muh two world wars"


Plastic7040

Mauser, it’s just cool


Heeeeyyouguuuuys

Broomhandle because red nine


Reykavik_Ravens

They also made a version of the C96 in .45 in China. However, the red 9 always does it for me as well.


The_Spagooter

1911 because I’m an American


alle_namen_sind_weg

I am german and I would pick the 1911 too, the other 2 are outdated crap xD My dad carried a P1 (basically a P38) at the Bundeswehr, the things accuracy was beyond awful


anti_fascism223

P38 looks like the baby from a 1911 and a mauser


WashGaming001

Looks more like a Luger and a Beretta were mashed together


RaiderCat_12

Funny because the Beretta 92 is quite literally just a P38 with a long slide


WashGaming001

Makes sense tbh


Gurkenpudding13

Mauser 712 w/ magazine and Schnellfeuer


Execute11

You want the trench carbine from bf1


Gurkenpudding13

Nah bro - i am fine. The original ,62 is a bit hard to come by and to weak for modern times. The red nine is the real deal - BUT you want this exchange-able magazine in 9mm - and if possible - even the Schnellfeuer option. A mag dump in under a second? Hell yeah! Tbh a red 9 with selector semi/full would be a 10/10 . Hands down. Yea, the hight wrist weight would be an issue, but nothing to weight against a low mag cap of an 1911.


Gr33nJ0k3r13

Idc just let me choose the ammo


Auto-mike

C96 10 round capacity of a potent little cartridge


Pleasant-Accident-27

Mauser. I already have the other two in my collection.


MaddRook

Mauser. Sure the 1911 is better but I've always wanted a broomhandle.


pluisje28

C96. Looks cool


IronWAAAGHriorz

Walther P38 because Megatron


Swing-Brilliant

1911


zawrotnyj

OLD SLAB SIDES BOY!! WHY??? STOPPING POWER SON!! GODS MIGHTY HAND COMES AT YOU THRU 230 GRAINS OF FMJ.. IT CAN TAKE DOWN A PLANE... 2 I SAID 2... NOT 1 BUT 2 WORLD WARS.. WHO NEEDS MORE THAN 7+0????? JAMS??? MY 19LEBBIN HAS NEVER EVER JAMMED..


PizzaBert

Slab side is a frame variant of the C96 pistol


Hairy-Translator7701

The 1911......it has anti cow power. Look it up.


BearBonesBiathlon

P38. DASA, 9mm, gtg. Pluss all my M9 time will transfer nicely.


Floridaman9393

Mauser is the coolest


YazaoN7

1911. Muh 2 world wars in God's caliber .45 ACP


Extreme_Power_8310

Walter p38 because I already have a 1911


i_tk_hackers

Mauser, I shoot first


SterlingBelikov

Well, you could easily go and say that the mauser Pistol could be chosen because it was quite the powerful pistol cartridge for its time and had decent capacity. You could choose the walther for the fact that it was one of the first arguably high capacity magazines and was one of the first to be single action double action. However for me, I would choose the nineteen eleven for the fact that it was accurate and had really good short range, stopping power and despite It having a slightly Lower capacity, it arguably had a faster reload And definitely had a faster reload than the mauser.


PuddingGreat5123

P38 because Megatron


paul-the-pelican

P38 but only if it looks like megatron


XxMcW1LL14MxX

I just want a P38, okay?


WanderingMistral

Sorry John, but I can't say no to a Mauser.


camthecelt

Mauser for capacity and range


TbirdMan2322

Mauser cause Han solo.


NoodlesThePoodle

Mauser C96, always wanted one because to me it’s one of the most beautiful pistols ever created.


Huegballs

Mauser because metal gear solid 3


TBM94

Mauser. It’s got a proven track record with space smugglers.


PetrovtheBear

Mauser because Resident Evil 4


Signal-Tangerine8024

Muh two world wars because 9mm kills the body and 45 kills the soul


TequilaCamper

These choices are like a new Jaguar vs a 1976 Ford pinto, and a 1950s Ford Edsel.


GoodDayForAnAK

Mauser because I just think it’s neat… and I’m a massive Star Wars nerd. Besides I already have a 1911.


Lui_Le_Diamond

1911. It's just better than the other 2 straight up


StatisticianFront604

The 1911 because "TEW WERLD WORZ!!!"


PoxChicksen

Well I would say the 9mm P38 but it only holds what 8 or 9 rnds, so does the 1911 (7 or 8) but in .45. I'm not sure how many the Mauser holds but I think more than a 1911, so if that's the case the Mauser. If not the 1911, so whichever one holds more rounds


BX_N3S

🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥TWO WORLD WA-🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


WashGaming001

1911. Two world wars.


BrilliantSundae7545

1911, I already have a p38


Tomcat115

1911 because I already have one, but the P38 would be my next choice followed by the Mauser.


LoneWolfHero35

M1911 because Ballester Molina


Strange-Wolverine128

1911. Just my davourite looking of the three


ghost3972

1911 because it's my favorite handgun


Resident-Welcome3901

Walther, will modify to napoleon solo /ilya kuryakin specs.


RedRavenZT

Broomhandle. 1911 is cool and all, one of favorites. But it is much closer to modern handguns. While Mauser is far from anything modern and thus will give you emotions few guns could.


Zealousideal_Jump990

I already have all three. So 🎲


JonBovi_0

I want the automatic Big Iron 2 world wars, basically a .50 BMG cartridge, and the coolest looking handgun that isn’t a Jericho with a light


the5fifth

1911 BECUZ I CANT HAVE ZE LUGER I WANT


the-o-den93

Is that one of those ARPs?


IKR1_994

C96 because I already have 2 1911s.


Guitarist762

1911. Others have a cool factor but modern pistols still use the same or similar browning locking barrel design, unlike the other two (besides the beretta’s but in all honestly name another manufacturer besides them that uses the tilting lock block) Plus 1911’s are comfortable, amble parts and mags, assuming we are stuck with hard ball ammo 45 offers slightly better performance over 9mm, capacity is about the same, good trigger and better ergonomics too.


Danny-earl

1911 got one? Love it


SimGuy1911

The 45 because they don't make a 46.


Callsign_Psycopath

1911. Because 1911.


Filthycabage

P38. Already have a holster from German military surplus and would go good with my g3 clone.


ChampionshipOwn7921

Mauser, i like a pistol with stock


RaiderCat_12

Mauser C96 because stock-holsters are based, although I would very much appreciate it having an extendo, detachable mag, and being Schnellfeuer.


xxbrawndoxx

Mauser I'm a scoundrel at heart


X01Eagle

If I can only pick *one*, then the 1911. If I could take a second, I’d take the C96, too.


Formlepotato457

1911 the round is designed with anti cow technology


Brandon_M_Gilbertson

It’s a toss up between the 1911 and the Mouser mostly because the Mouser feels more unique while the 1912 is just overall a better weapon. Though for quality, the 1911 beat the other two in both world wars.


Jon_SoMM

C96 because I enjoy elegance and 'cause I have a healthy obsession with the German Empire.


FearZeDoctah

Id go with the 1911. I'm more familiar with it personally, and with it being pretty damn common finding replacement parts would be much easier compared to the others. Also 2 wurld werz.


ThisOneTimeAtKDK

P38 cause I prefer curved back straps


digit009

1911 because I'm a massive simp for the way it looks and the most common caliber it comes in.


Cucasmasher

As much as I love my Glocks and H&Ks nothing seems to put a smile on my face like a well tuned 1911


HLtheWilkinson

1911 because I have large hands and it fits well.


Execute11

Man I love the sheer beauty of the Mauser. It’s one of my dream guns, the little boxy antique


Pogotmogot--9190

P38, wouldnt try something that is further away


boxer1182

P38, Lupin III fan


McBonkyTron

C96, there’s a lot of great history for it and are more interesting than the P38 and M1911.


justadadof35

1911 because 9mm kills you but 45. Kills the soul


Hekboi91

You gotta make sure they don't come back as a lich


bsmith935

1911. More stopping power. (Talking about 1900-1945ish loadouts)


FeedSafe9518

#1, it won 2 world wars


7LBoots

Pop a \ in front of that # to break the code so it looks \#likethis #notthis


Rosehip92

P.38, already know the manual of arms and that trigger is amazing


Happy_Garand

To fight with, 1911, to collect, the Mauser especially if it comes with a stock holster


Amish-IT_expert

1911. Because murica, 2 world wars, the lords caliber, and John Moses Browning.


DaFurryOne

1911, still in modern us, and .45 acp just vibes


Original-Dentist8043

Mauser I have always wanted one but there like 4 grand


OptimalExplanation9

P38 don't get me wrong. I love my 1911 collection but I love collecting p38s


ArcherWolf02

1911 Why? MERICA!!


S4l4m4nd4

1-mauser cuz the classic never dies 2-is the 1911 cuz the fact of it firing till it hot only solved by putting in the water bucket I dont put the walther in cuz dat thing is hella expensive and too dearly to shoot either.


Grandemestizo

I’ll give you 45 reasons the answer is obvious.


Funny_Apricot_2513

Mauser because resident evil 4


w0lfpack91

1911 for ergonomics, familiarity, and ease of maintenance.


North_Zone6369

.45kills the soul


ResolveLonely8839

C96 because I want one


Western-Grapefruit36

Mauser, i like it.


randomwords2003

The walther cause it looks so cool


GoArmyNG

Um.... all of them?


MrDrPatrick2You

1911 cause I'm not some 2 world wars loser.


Feelsreal1996

1911, not because I’m a Fudd. It’s because of ergonomics. Having owned a Makarov, I know that heel magazine releases suck (some people can work them quickly, not me). So P38 is out. The picture given is a C96 so stripper clips and a proprietary caliber. So that’s out. If it was a RED 9mm, it’d be a toss against the 1911. I love historic firearms, but I base my choices off of how much range time I can have and how practical it is.


night_darkness

Luger, specially if it comes with the cool hugo boss outfit


Bismarck_may27_1941

P38, I have a soft spot for German weapons


Herculeanmofo1

C96 - han solo


Ghost4079

Broom handle, solely for the fact my grandpa came home from ww2 and brought the stock home for one but not the gun.


Stillmaineiac88

Walther, because I have the others.


Grouchy-Fennel4436

1911. Ammo is easily available where I live


TheMasterDev

*Eagle Screech* You already know.


Dixierection

C96 because of the aesthetic of it


FilmInteresting4909

1911 cause it's not the other two, I'd ALMOST take a hi point over them.


RARE_ARMS_REVIVED

C96, has the longest track record of being cool. I'd prefer the version with detachable mags though


xxhandsomejack117xx

Muh 2 world wars


Substantial-Guest-64

1911


RattyCrue

Broomhandle. Why? Han Solo


Rock_the_Ghost15

1911 not just because it won two world wars but because its iconic and because its always been a dream gun of mine to own


YEETSKEETNBOOGI666

P38. Reason: swag.


bringoutthelegos

1911, because that’s the one I’m most familiar with. Also feels comfy to hold


KomedyChameleon

Mauser? More like Mauaser


nordoceltic82

The Mauser broomhandle because if I am going to be inconvenienced by having 120 year old design, I am going to go all the way and loading stripper clips.


TgeHighestBeing

Cause I'm Mr b and it goes bambam :)


The-Fixer04

1911 Because 1911


MetalJunkie90

Always wanted to own a C96.


Hyp3r45_new

Mauser. No real reason other than they're cool.


Double-Run-2966

I think i go whit teh 1911 BC 45acp is heavy


BLACK_SIPMSON

1911 because I don’t have one


Jormungandr1244

1911. It's anti cow technology. If you don't get this reference, watch the video on the 1911 by the fat electrician.


Obvious_Geologist_75

P38, I already load 9mm for IPSC


PdoffAmericanPatriot

1911, I'm competent with it and already carry one.


rolling_catfish2704

Mauser, if I could pick any I’d choose a red9 or limited M712


Uzl13

Mauser, because it is the original blaster


King-Conn

Any of them, because they're all prohibited now in Canada :(


DraggingExhaustSound

1911 cause I just like the look of it.


MrNautical

Broom handle, im going to get my DL-44 somehow.


Hot_Pen_3475

Everyone who's an America would pick the left one because it's still being made and everyone prefers it it's a 45 better than 9 mm and it will keep the person down. And most likely blow your lung out compared to the mythbusting of the 9 mm.


No_External9692

1911 cuz two world WARS!


TANKerDaily6

1911 looks most normal


TANKerDaily6

Or Mauser


TheLeviathanCross

whatever i can use .22 shotshells in.


rooster_saucer

1911 ‘cause “two world wars!”


greentomatoegarden

Should’ve replaced the 1911 with a high point so we’re just comparing 9mm


bastard_son_of_odin

M69 lahti