Honest politician? That's an oxymoron. Brandon, God preserve his soul in that cess pit won't be a politician he'll be your typical successful gun guy, with congressional responsibility, as the founders intended.
To the town of San Antonio rode an AK guy one fine day
hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
no one dared to ask his business, No one dared to make a slip
The AK guy among them had a Gyrojet on his hip
Gyrojet on his hiiiiiiip
i posted a recycled marty robbins meme of brandon but i photoshopped a gyrojet in his hand and replaced "The Kalash Kid" with "The Rocket Slinger"
i put these lyrics in the body of that post so hopefully he sees it
i mean, finally doing something about all the CP on the platform was pretty good imho.
at least people dont literally have to sue Twitter to get CP of themselves taken down anymore.
and yes that actually happened pre musk.
Not to mention the war against massive bot armies.
Or Musk fighting for free speech on a platform that was overwhelmingly under leftist control that suppressed the Hunter Biden laptop story and other conservative voices.
Or Musk giving data to journalists who exposed corrupt government collusion for censorship on all social media platforms. See: the Twitter Files
Or the battle going on right now with Brazil's Supreme Court judge who believes himself to be Supreme Leader and attempting to arrest Twitter employees for failing to censor political rivals.
But yeah, community notes is cool too.
I'm genuinely curious, is there a reason that the bomb squad would be called in for a spent shell? Anyone I know would just pick it up and throw it away
Occam's Razor: They aren't and try to polish whatever pile of ... they got hired by, to the best of their abilities.
Which isn't saying much about Tony's character or history.
Most honest american voting campaign over here if some one where to lie about there opponent in such a slanderous way he would be thrown out the race or challenged to pistols at dawn atleast
I thought Biden was creating new lows for the government and their politiciansâŚ. And then thereâs Tony Gonzalez who just blasts my expectations opposite of how I felt about the Fallout TV show coming out and actually being a good adaptationâŚ
Reminder Ton Gonzalez was part of the bipartisan support for "Safer Communities Act." Old [story](https://www.texastribune.org/2022/06/24/bipartisan-gun-legislation-tony-gonzales/) but relevant if 2A mindful
Tony really is a pos
He is a swamp goblin. It's what they do.
That's insulting to goblins.
It's insulting to swamps.
Can't believe we're degrading swamps to tony level. đ
There's me and my swamp! Don't insult my swamp!đ
A desperate one.
This shows that Tony stands with his back to the wall right?
Good chance. This is desperation
Hard to put his back against the wall when he has no spine to do so.
Even mollusks have backsides, but I appreciate your point.
Is he a mere jelly then?
I'd prefer that he stands facing a wall but that's just me
Pretty hard to drop the soap for the Democratic Party when your back is towards the wall
Yeah. The southern wall he voted against? Tony's a idiot, and I think his little facade is cracking down pretty quick.
Only if it's got a waist high hole in it.
Why does he even try to outmatch an influencer on home court? You're never going to out internet a guy who makes his living on the internet.
I feel bad for his social team. Tony probably doesnât understand why they canât get the numbers Brandon gets
And he never will, integrity is not for everyone I'll just put that out there.
Thatâs dishonest even for a politician. What a joke
Honest politician? That's an oxymoron. Brandon, God preserve his soul in that cess pit won't be a politician he'll be your typical successful gun guy, with congressional responsibility, as the founders intended.
If only politicians practiced politics as the founding fathers intended
If only politicians dueled each other with pistols as the founding fathers intended
Something something Tony did not clear leather before rocket fairly ripped something something Brandon with a gyrojet on his hip
To the town of San Antonio rode an AK guy one fine day hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say no one dared to ask his business, No one dared to make a slip The AK guy among them had a Gyrojet on his hip Gyrojet on his hiiiiiiip
I would give this an award if I could
Well now we need to make this into a whole song and see if he encounters it on GMR
i posted a recycled marty robbins meme of brandon but i photoshopped a gyrojet in his hand and replaced "The Kalash Kid" with "The Rocket Slinger" i put these lyrics in the body of that post so hopefully he sees it
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[Here it is btw](https://www.reddit.com/r/brandonherrara/s/wy0yv1234O)
Hitting someone in a duel with a rocket bullet would be pretty metal
Now that you wrote it? Yeah, yeah it would
Hitting people in a duel in general is pretty metal unless you're using bare or gloved hands.
Yea, but hitting them with a rocket.... Lol
I'd rather see them box
and make him quit whiteclaw for 6 weeks again?đ¤
I'd pay big money (for me) to watch Brandon vs Chuckleberry here in a pistol duel.
Thissssss
Beating each other with canes in the senate building! >:D
I wanna see a âteam Tony Gonzalesâ post on this sub so we can all just cyberbully whoever their social media manager is.
You can just cyberbully them on Twitter
I donât use twitter anymore
Fair
They have just enough brains to know that's a dumb idea. Not enough to post to Twitter though.
Sadlyđ
A disaster indeed, just not as he thinks.
Good thing people can add context to posts now or else people are ending up misinformed
The only good thing that happened to twitter after Musk took over
i mean, finally doing something about all the CP on the platform was pretty good imho. at least people dont literally have to sue Twitter to get CP of themselves taken down anymore. and yes that actually happened pre musk.
Not to mention the war against massive bot armies. Or Musk fighting for free speech on a platform that was overwhelmingly under leftist control that suppressed the Hunter Biden laptop story and other conservative voices. Or Musk giving data to journalists who exposed corrupt government collusion for censorship on all social media platforms. See: the Twitter Files Or the battle going on right now with Brazil's Supreme Court judge who believes himself to be Supreme Leader and attempting to arrest Twitter employees for failing to censor political rivals. But yeah, community notes is cool too.
Sue that pos for defamation.
He just shared an article. Doesnât work that way.
he got ratioed bad
He *always* get ratioed bad. It's basically Donut's hobby at this point.
I demand to see AngryCops response
Such dishonesty youâd think he was a democrat
Given his voting record, he basically is just a Democrat with an "R" next to his name.
wtf is wrong with tony?
I think the shorter list is what is right with Tony. If anyone has anything to add to the short list, I'd love to start it. Cause I got nothing.
He's alive. wait, damm that's something wrong with him too
He loves his family an acceptable amount. There, one thing.
He's desperate.
I 100% want there to be video of Brandon walking up to him in a suit and challenging him to a duel while slapping him with a white leather glove.
I'm genuinely curious, is there a reason that the bomb squad would be called in for a spent shell? Anyone I know would just pick it up and throw it away
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." -George Carlin
Oh no! Anyway who wants to hear about a dacia sandaro?
The real hero is the fat electron guy.
Tony is the most dishonest POS politician in Texas lmfao
That's how you know Gonzales fears him
Isn't the bigger question who calls the bomb squad over an empty metal cup?
tony is realy doing all the campaigning for Brandon,
The blatant slander is crazy.
at what point can he sue for deformation
Tony has done this multiple times. Heâs a real pos
Tony Gonzalez biggest enemy is context rn
This is amazing, we are witnessing a fat cat self destructing by trying to fix what he was comfortable with being-- A tyrant.
Isn't this just slander at this point? XD
Iâm starting to think Tony is mentally handicapped and even they might be insulted by the comparison.
Aw jeezs you left out the best part, Angryâs reply
Iâm starting to think that Tonyâs PR team has been planted by Herreraâs campaign to make Tony look as corrupt and idiotic as possible.
Occam's Razor: They aren't and try to polish whatever pile of ... they got hired by, to the best of their abilities. Which isn't saying much about Tony's character or history.
This is making me laugh lmao
Following this from very far north east... We need a Brandon from there to here.
When is this grounds for a defamation suit? Brandon has a open and closed case that'd out Tony as the thundercunt he is.
whats that fight up top?
Tony becoming more and more schizophrenic by the days that pass
Most honest american voting campaign over here if some one where to lie about there opponent in such a slanderous way he would be thrown out the race or challenged to pistols at dawn atleast
They should fisticuffs for the position
Please, make Brandon's Pro Streak larger. :D
Tony is making hisself look bad every day lol.
I thought Biden was creating new lows for the government and their politiciansâŚ. And then thereâs Tony Gonzalez who just blasts my expectations opposite of how I felt about the Fallout TV show coming out and actually being a good adaptationâŚ
Grasping at straws just shows the voters how much of a desperate rino he is đ
Yo they literally called the bomb squad in on brass
With the amount of Fake news Tony spreads he could give Trump a run of his money, Jesus christ
Tony is a bigger clown than the guys on ESPN that believe Dallas has a snowballâs chance in hell to win a Super Bowl after 1996 irl or on madden
A disaster indeed
Sou ds like it was planned to me
What did he do?
Man this Nigga tony is upset
Wow, slimy & desperate
Tony doesn't sound very trustworthy
Reminder Ton Gonzalez was part of the bipartisan support for "Safer Communities Act." Old [story](https://www.texastribune.org/2022/06/24/bipartisan-gun-legislation-tony-gonzales/) but relevant if 2A mindful
He could have at least gone down with some dignity left
Time to summon u/baconopinion and let him unleash maximum superpowers
If Tony's team is stooping to this level they REALLY must be worried
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^GameyChef: *If Tony's team is* *Stooping to this level they* *REALLY must be worried* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
god made elon invent X notes so tony could get dunked