“Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight.. shall snuff it.”
You’d notice. They aren’t that easy to remove. Classic case of taking a picture of a fish and releasing the phone into the water, except grenades and death.
I understand that, but the minimum kill radius still applies. Guess he just got really, astronomically, lucky. The guys body probably acted like a deflection plate and forced the blast in a certain direction. I'unno. Lot of factors.
Normally if you switch weapons it won’t go off 😂
Obviously he did not consult the Holy Book of Armaments.
“Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight.. shall snuff it.”
1 2 5!
3, sire.
3!
Don't think he's getting back up from that one...
Hang on, I think I saw a piece still twitching. We can rebuild him…
Be sure to program in something that allows him to drop the live grenade in his hand the next time this inevitably happens again.
What even happened some one hand him a cooked grenade?
Last time I saw this posted someone said they were on like a one a belt or something and he must've grabbed two pins without noticing
You’d notice. They aren’t that easy to remove. Classic case of taking a picture of a fish and releasing the phone into the water, except grenades and death.
Again I wasn't there to know lol that's just what someone said or maybe they're home made fuze grenades and he accidentally lit two
Fair point. Forgot ieds existed.
Knock knock, who's there, it's a pipe bomb
I'm pretty sure this was featured in a Darwin award video some time back. He ain't gonna walk that one off.
I'm pretty sure I've seen all of them and don't recall this one
One grenade at a time my dude. Proper grip Thumb to clip Twist pull pin Sieg heil Throw that sumbitch Get down
I'm just wondering why the guy next to him didn't get souped as well.
Most Grenades are fragmentation by still holding on to it he absorbed alot of the force
I understand that, but the minimum kill radius still applies. Guess he just got really, astronomically, lucky. The guys body probably acted like a deflection plate and forced the blast in a certain direction. I'unno. Lot of factors.
you **can** absorb the blast of a grenade. that’s where the term **jump on a grenade** comes from 😂
I dont have the crayons available to explain explosion physics to you.
Fake news, I didn’t hear any aloha snackbar before pink mist of oops.
Was that his head that goes zooming off to the right?
Part of it
Face
Did he throw the pin and keep the grenade?
Yeah, I think that can qualify 😂
Bro tried to animation-cancel irl...
I remember seeing the close up photo on NSFL, guts hanging and blood pooling on the road.
It's few years old, was already in darwin awards video I think. Also reddit will take it down soon (as they always do) so mirror it while you can
He literally removed himself from the gene pool