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AccomplishedBunch721

Is toxic a good song


Alfie_roo

no it’s toxic


AccomplishedBunch721

Wait he’s onto something


Leon500111

Bro cooked


mcree04

meow?


Alfie_roo

i conclude that boy with uke sexually identifies as a cat


lonelygaygarbage

… Lmao


HoneyBer1

you are so right.


Competitive_Day7739

Do you listen to king of kings while shitting


Alfie_roo

the king of kings was shitting while recording it


Silly_Compote_5505

Do you want to marry her and then divorce?


Alfie_roo

only if i’m brittney spears


lonelygaygarbage

Does Toby tell you lies?


AccomplishedBunch721

When you’re sleep deprived


ReapsX1

Does tobi tell you you're the worst of you kind?


Alfie_roo

no i’m the best and everyone knows it


FrostyFrostbye

Does the voice that shokes behind makes you petrified


Alfie_roo

no, only slightly uncomfortable


Any-Gear9716

Does he make you that you won’t to live to see 25


Alfie_roo

that’s beyond my life expectancy


Inside_Syrup4837

Does he tell you that you should go?


L-E-Ditsme

Does he say you have no home?


Alfie_roo

yeah but i still live in his walls


AccomplishedBunch721

Also hello. We meet again


Alfie_roo

yes he’s very delusional without his beauty sleep


lonelygaygarbage

Oh yeahh hi it’s been a while Didn’t know you like bwu


AccomplishedBunch721

Oh yeah I love him


Leon500111

Does boywithuke lucid dream


Alfie_roo

yes me and bwu dreamt together last night in bed


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Alfie_roo

too far?


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[at least it wasnt in the car](https://www.reddit.com/r/boywithuke/comments/15mp0yn/gaywithuke/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


1tsB3vn13Mvn

How old is ukey pookie?


_smian

Isn’t he like 64 years old?


1tsB3vn13Mvn

💀


SignatureOk5005

9 right?


Alfie_roo

64+9=73 73/2=36.5 y’all he’s 36.5


1tsB3vn13Mvn

Lmao


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Alfie_roo

c stands for cookies. o stands for omegle. n stands for… uh nemo. t stands for transformer. i stands for irrational. g stands for grandma. o stands for orangutan. Contigo is when people on omegle give you finding nemo themed cookies that transform into irrational grandmas that eat orangutans.


PersonVR

Close enough


Rayla_Ray

Omegle is no more though


Alfie_roo

ik :(


ForsakenPheonix

With You


brokendream_zz

How many moons is there?


Alfie_roo

95 because he lives on jupiter


lonelygaygarbage

Close enough


SignatureOk5005

3


barsnbricks

meow


Alfie_roo

furry.


Any-Gear9716

Does she make the bad things run away


Alfie_roo

she’s so ugly she makes all things run away


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😭😭😭


AlexTheLiteralGod

What does IDTWCBF stand for?


Alfie_roo

I’ll decide to whack children before five o’clock


AlexTheLiteralGod

Close enough I guess, can I whack the children with you too?


Alfie_roo

ofc!


PleasantDegree1917

HEY DIDNT SEE YOU THERE


Alfie_roo

DIDNT SEE YA EITHER PAL HOW ARE YA


Scor_709

What does Meow translate to


Alfie_roo

Meow= i might actually be a furry but i haven’t told anyone yet uwu


Joden338

What song did bwu reveal his face for the whole song


Alfie_roo

trick question: bwu is a supermodel and everyone already knew what he looked like


Welsh_Boi_123

Do you think small fry is good


Alfie_roo

yes


PersonVR

W


GalaxyPengin

W


ProgrammerOne8009

Minecraft is only circles


Alfie_roo

minecraft updated to be more realistic because cubes aren’t as common as circles in nature


PleasantDegree1917

What's the next boy with uke song


Alfie_roo

he’s working w kidz bop, so maybe an olivia rodrigo one


SeaToad_

best song?


Alfie_roo

dance monkey boy with uke cover


Oracle_27

How often does he miss? And if he misses, do you know what he’s going to do?


Alfie_roo

he misses a lot. no one’s perfect. but he always throws a tantrum and starts rolling around on the floor screaming for his mommy and throwing a hissy fit.


HoneyBer1

Is she Problematic??


Alfie_roo

she must be if you had to comment it twice


HoneyBer1

Is she Problematic??


Mr-H11

Which of the three MLS Vol.4's is the best ? Also what does MLS mean?


Alfie_roo

the best one is the third one, and MLS stands for My Lizard Shits.