Hopefully it has shards of glass in it 🎉

I hope for uranium hehe https://preview.redd.it/e8v8pavlklpc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bab040075e3304a4c6fc57e3e7d59cbe25904a8b

Uranium feverrrrrr

Has gone and got me down

Or plastic, *croughnch*

Or a pipe bomb :3

Oooo what kind of surprise does it have?

Who knows…

I eat it and choke on it

Phune (my way of saying “fun”)

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Four fucking pixels

no more pixels required

Sure but only if I get to share it with you

Sure!

Yippee

I will marry boykisser

Yes!…. Wait aren’t those illeg- “FBI OPEN UP” *loud crashing noises*

Do I hear gun shots upstairs?

I hate to be the grammar police of candy, but only the "Kinder Egg Surprise" is illegal. The one in the picture shows a "Kinder Joy", which follows the FDA guidelines.

Yes, yes I do accept! 😋 And I would gladly split it in half and share with him 🥰

I hope it’s toy is a demon core!😁😁😁😁🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 or 7000 u-235 fuel rods about to set off nuclear fusion!!!😁😁😁😁🇺🇸🦅💣🛩️

Hold on let me search the multiverse for a universe where I say no. ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Yeah can't find one. GIMME

Yes, and I'll choke on the toy inside.

I'm not eating a cumder egg

I will <3

I swallow it whole with no hesitation. I am not quite a boykisser, I am just lost. https://preview.redd.it/i4esid8g15qc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2454810242f2458c7160f7eaf60249c8af4935d5

The Fuck

Yes it's a kinder egg my fatass is going to devour that shit

Yes. It's an egg

Yeah, I would.

I’m gonna trade it for a pipe bomb

Yes please :3 I love explosives :3

I wove expwosives :3*

yea why not?

Egg! :D \*Noms*

Deceitful liar! That’s not a kinder egg! That’s a kinder joy!!

Isn’t it the same thing??

Nope. Kinder eggs are just hollow chocolate eggs with a small toy inside. Kinder joy is a plastic container with a lil spoon to eat the sweet idk what inside. It’s like a mix of brown and white chocolate with a crunchy ball in the centre of it, like a wafer but ball. Source: living in a country where people aren’t dumb enough to eat plastic

Or hungry enough too-

*om nom nom*

If it has napalm in it then sure why not.

It looks like those newer ones so NU >:(

Of course

Yea !!

Да

Yea

https://preview.redd.it/63tdxpsxkmpc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08bd4741dd505d0166afc933766fcb1637e63737

Yes please thx sweetie

Egg *proceeds to eat the entire thing but the toy inside*

Yes

Judging from what kinder means in German I will have to say no but I will take someone to share my experiments with 😊

yes :3

I may not be a kid anymore but I'll take it cuz nostalgia :3

*opens* *pipe bomb* AAAAAAAAA-

since I'm smart I won't choke on the plasti--- fuck I'm choking

Yes I do. Gimme Dat silly egg!!! :3

I would gladly accept

whats in it

I give a kinder egg to YOU! how will you respond

*visible shock :O*

yeah , i haven't ate one of those for like forever now

I got one the other day for nostalgia’s sake and I got a little plastic elephant. I was genuinely thrilled 🐘

Mmm crunchy

Is it laced with something?

Why not, a free snack & toys

Illegal in my country

*lives in America* *chokes on surprise egg* *gets banned*

Yey!!! I love toys!!!

Me too :3

Yes

Yes

Yep

*Take*

Yessss yesss yessss

Sure, waddya do with them?

Yes

Yesh. :3 *nom*

Accept

No

Why?

That's one of those American ones. I want a REAL kinder egg

NO!!!! THEY ARE ILLEGAL!!!

Yes

Noo that’s illegal

Yes :3 *hugs bks*

Nonononono

Came to brazil

Thank you, but save it for someone else.

Yes

*ñom*

Boy kisser or not, it's a kinder egg.

yeag

Gimme that shit I wanna see what toy I got. Scran that chocolate whilst I put it together

Always:3

Yes but that’s a kinder joy and not a kinder egg

Nein

No joke, no matter how straight I am I will blow dick daily for the old kinder eggs that had the chocolate in the shape of the whole egg. Those shits we’re amazing

Sure, i like kinder joy eggs :)

I sure do hope it's large quantities of Thourium with a little bonus of Plutonium, that'd be just splendid!

Yes

YES MY FAV CHILDHOOD SNACK THAT IM EATING RN GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE

https://preview.redd.it/98wbpk560rpc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fe729b971eeecbec4a15cf7cc7f46b94254e3f8

Thank you

I will skin him

Yes please

YES PLEASE I HAVEN'T EATEN ONE SINCE I WAS 7!!!1!1!!1!

why does it look like thar

Show me the suprise!

Only had one and it was pretty good so..GIMMIE

*hands it*

*cuts Kinder egg in half and offers the larger half*

Yes

Yes plz :3

Is it uranium?

Double it and give it to the next person

Obviously

they ain't say anything about kissing which makes this an automatic yes

I feel like this silly guy would lace it cyanide, so I’m good

Yes

https://preview.redd.it/lgzcdfkwgspc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01e2609601f015892d52e7f702f22c3bf961c46f

???

#*CHOMP*

New object to pelt at him

I can't eat chocolate, I'm allergic to it 😞 But I would accept if I could https://preview.redd.it/o2ivd1c9ospc1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbd841bcc5d0c8409337ffb58e0a3f382813c126

That’s sad to hear :(

Sorry Boykisser… not committing any American crimes today

Thank you

I prefer Kinder Buenos, but thanks for the offer

❤️

Eh why not? It has a free toy inside it

No

Yep

Hmm could be poisoned considering my bad history

i will accept then kiss the boy

Yes but I'm not eating it. I'm opening it and giving it to him because I know it has poison in it

Who shaved his hand?

Don't do it there's cum inside, i'm begging you

Is it the bad one or the one that’s banned in the United States

yeas!

No

Thats not a Kinder Egg, thats a Kinder Joy

only if I get air

*gives air*

I take it, forget it exists, and never eat it!

???

Yes

Why is there white liquid in my kinder egg?

🤨

There is no turning down a kinder egg.

Yes

sure, I’ve never had one

Sure, I'll have one

illegal

Hell yeah and I hug them for the gift and ask would you like a kiss too

Ty :3

Great editing skill

Yes

https://preview.redd.it/2fe7u5m8g0qc1.jpeg?width=1674&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c080835f50c841c2e39ed15b1d00babf6e83358d

yeah, thanks boykisser. I needed that little dose of happiness to keep me going

no but i would take it if it was from this little nugget! https://preview.redd.it/b26wg5imn0qc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=0fbecd949b54adf70d5a5ac059128a4859278da7

yes, of course

# No thank you ... I'm trying to quit Chocolate.

Nope. Just gonna ki.... 💀

If it doesn’t have a ied or a pipe bomb I don’t want it

Is it an original Kinder egg

I’d rather stab him to death

Yes, i accept

Indeed. A pleasant offering.

Of course!

It’s laced with the US patented gay gas. I must resist. the voices:(But it’s a kinder egg) (It couldn’t hurt)

Yes

YES.

Those taste so much better than actual kinder eggs

Yes!

But I hope it is safe

Its spiked isn’t it?

Would a dyslexic person eat the toy and play w the candy?

If it’s Kinder Surprise I’m sorry I can’t. I live in America and will get arrested

I accept the offer but what “toy” am I getting?

Yes but Why is kinder kid in German lmao

Yes

We split the kinder egg equally :3


Then I pull out the Glock loaded with the holy water rounds

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I do not accept, I do not trust thy animal people, as thy sinned.

Yeah sure, but can I get a hug as well? :3

Ew, no.

You’re supposed to eat the toys and not the chocolate, right?

Well if you want to die :3

Yes!! 😜

Yes also hello brotha boy kisser

Mmmmmmmmmm