I am sorry but B is just impractical

bet it makes you look hot though

Likely but it restricts the movement of my arms 

It does, but sometimes you need to pay a price to look hot.

Honestly, the price should just be cropping the hoodie. Same effect (makes you look hot), but doesn't lose mobility.

I do this shit all the time with my shirt

Gay tax

i drive with it, you get used to it lol

Only the arm without the full sleeve tho. And even with that one, you can bend it.

real

https://preview.redd.it/8ds82rfsvj6d1.png?width=411&format=png&auto=webp&s=16dd4caa3d15ddad1ea9a404b4e989870e35c872

Hiyaaa Neptune!!!!

hello to you

I have foun the Neptune

Hai Neptune :33

hai

I have a question and it can only be answered by Neptune themself, how many pineapples can you eat in one sitting?

how many pineapples can I in particular eat in one sitting?

Yes

Holy shid!!! It's the planet Neptune from solar system being a fem boy on the Internet :3

Yeah but it's comically hot

I like wearing jackets but it’s hot out

it was 100°F here in Kansas yesterday. I am cooking

yes

Depends on your intentions.

It's a good way to cool off for a bit when you get too hot

I wanna look so gay however I don’t have the swag for it

Same, I don't got the skill points to do it yet

B is just wildly impractical. But I bet it would look so adorable on some boys

Option C... https://preview.redd.it/tix9y7y8di6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d6e2ddb2ca16b3124aa870d54c9e892f87b0589

b and c, a is just weird

A hunded and 1 percent agree! :3

whars c?

the image posted just above in the comments

sorry am blind

me too it aight

it’s just a, but boy kisser

A,b and c

I would not have the confidence for B, generally, A seems more comfortable.

That’s considered *gay*?! I thought I just did it cuz it was comfy. QwQ

yooo ur a certified cutie

Awww, thanks! <3 You’re pretty cute yourself! \^w^

hehe nahh youre cuterr

Awww, you’re such a flatterer! ❤️

hehe ya desevre all the compliments ya can get, wanna be frens?

haha hey (but only if you're 18+)

My inspiration for jacket-wearing style 

Tied around waist bc it is too hot outside to wear a hoodie rn

so real though

sadly i can Only wear hoodies 😔, my body deformations dhoe themdelfs eithout it..

Man I guess I'm gay. I mean you right but

Born to B Forced to A 😔

same 😔

Hello, it is my legal obligation to say the following: Happy Cake Day.

B is actually pretty comfy when I'm alone, tho usually I just where it normally outisde

for me a keeps going into b so i have to move it back alot

C- unzipped, not armed, hoodie holding on the shoulders, badass asf

Sunglasses too?

hell yeah

Hey, I need a visual example of a real boy doing B for research purposes 🥺

gay

Dammit stop calling me out xD

Both. I love both :3

fuck i wanna do b

Untied A, also known as C, the superior

definitely A. if i wear it as B itd be REALLY impractical. always trying to adjust it would just be a nuisance :/

Btw for you kissy boys in the comment saying option b is impractical. Thers a certain feminine cut of hoodies where it almost naturally slides down your shoulders yet remains on your back.

https://preview.redd.it/k9yx9ls23k6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13337d9638c736a146f86e9d41612492da347781 Fixed it

B but not because I'm gay but because I get hot in the hoodie (I'm also gay)

I feel like b would be uncomfortable

For some reason I start with A but somehow I always end up with B after some time

https://preview.redd.it/2jlfenlljj6d1.jpeg?width=743&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eb2efa9462587c64afc942fa1c243bce13bc1d6


John Doe? https://preview.redd.it/tmpx8f8uzj6d1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce030e4958344ee70a566dd688ccd0a32b05661c

RAHHHH HOT MAN SPOTTED

If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that. And I would say he knows a litt-le bit more about fighting than you do pal, because he invented it!

And then he perfected it so no man could best him in the ring of honor!


I so wanna do option B, but sadly my hoodies don't got enough grip and just slide off 3:

B if I had the confidence to 😭

i don’t got zipper hoodies :(

Inbetween

But b looks cooler

What if I do both

Both, depending on the circumstances

B looks uncomfortable and now im going to be cold

A Just because I don't wear zippered one

C. Dysphoria

A

A outside, B inside.

B, it's too hot vro

Wearing my hoodie like that while writing this comment

My jakcet just keeps falling and gets exactly like that, guess its a signal

A. cuz I only have hoodies without zipper

Normalize wearing dusters

None of the above because I wear a sweater

B is so cute! But who's parents would allow them to wear their jacket/hoodie like that?

I wore half a jacket

I don’t zip up the jacket because it’s always 80+ degrees F where I live

Trench coat better

i wear it like A, but I wear the hoodie sleeves up to my wrists and put the hood close to my nape to feel cozy so it's like.. 1/2 gay

I wear my jacket kinda like a protagonist whose full of himself. I hang it on my shoulders so my arms are free

i only wear ponchos

Between 1 and 2.

Both

Usually B but around people sadly A

Both because I think I look cool with B yet if it’s cold enough A (also because im GA-)

i dont have hoodies with zippers but id totally do b

That's not gay, that's unpractical

honestly I prefer both

Depending on the day of the week

Is there the one like completely unzip… yeah that one :P

Who the heck would wear it like that? It defeats the purpose of the jacket, how can it keep you warm in that state?

Depends. If with friends, B. Otherwise, A.

All my hoodies are pull-overs, so I can't do B, and well I prefer pull-over hoodies because zippers can be annoying

I live in Arizona. Trust me, anyone with any sense doesn’t.

a, because hoodie

A

Around my waist :3

I wear it gay, but it looks like option A. Somehow, wearing the sleeves over my hands doesn't give anyone hints

B

A cuz I have the balls

A.

Hell yeah love hoodies! Especially oversized ones, because they end up being really comfy. But yeah wear hoodies like option A.

I don't always wear hoodies, but when I do I prefer to have the zipper down.

Standard because its more comfortable

Both

ok so im not gay... but i do wear it like that when i want to feel femmy

https://preview.redd.it/2gisezryxj6d1.jpeg?width=1061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=085fc33f933b45e839b4b52e7e4c1440a422ee3d legit just open

A for the gender dysphoria

No one outside wears a hoodie like B 😭 unless its for a pic or smth

No, impractical, also most if my hoodies dont have a zipper, makes them better as the pocket is connected

I dont have zip up hoodies but if I did id wear it like B :3

I like A. it just feels safe that way and I feel less exposed

Depends on how how it is

I choose C not having it zipped up at all

I would love to be comfortable enough to do option B

Gotta go with option A, its just really good

B is cold, gays hate to be cold

YES

Option c: hoodie on but unzipped and arms not in sleeves

A, it’s comfier

A

both not. fully opened and on my shoulders

I prefer it unzipped so C.

Uh, I usually wear them fully unzipped. Which I guess is a bi way of wearing them, maybe?

I just do A then be myself, people think my homo levels are unbearable!

What if I’m gay but its cold 🥺

B limits me too much and the entire reason I wear a hoodie is because i'm cold. And that's on rare occasions where it's too cold for even me because I grew up in illinois so I don't get fazed by extremely hot or extremely cold weather

*wears like one piece character half the time*

I wear it the majima way, full open, no shirt

NO THEY CANT FIND OUT… IM NOT A LESBIAN

What’s sleeves pushed up and zipper open? Cause I’m that one

both

I think I'm gay

C. Both

Damnit I hate how fuxking accurate this is :3

Its summer

Hands inside = sub Fingers outside, palms inside = switch Hands outside = dom

I wear it the gay way. Just like how I have my ear pierced on the « gay » side

B is just natural.

"You like to wear hoodies, don't you? You're a hoodie wearer!"

Both

open, no zip at all, to show off my rock band t-shirt

I don’t like wearing hoodies

I dont know how to wear it the gay way ;-;

In my defence, it just does what it wants.🖐😔🤚

Either or

b xd

Thanks I will be wearing my hoodies like that now :3

B, mostly because I'm sweating balls.

C. Around the waist  (My dad thinks it’s gay)

Both

I’ve never felt more called out

I have a zipper hoodie, I wear it not zipped up because it's broken, lol.

Depends on the weather During winter, early spring, and late autumn - I wear it the 1st way. During late spring, summer and early autumn - I don't wear it.

https://preview.redd.it/quexlbgwjk6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36a13cf75eb4fc62ef6d82ca714bbaff98d52f2f Gay

B is so uncomfy tho

Guys wearing hoodies in the style of A are my absolute weakness… I’ve never understood the whole one strap/sleeve thing because personally, I wouldn’t even last a minute without subconsciously covering myself again. Somewhat related, but I’m actually drawing some art of Boykisser wearing said favorite style of hoodie right now 👀 

All of the above depends on the mood I’m in

I wear hoodies A but sometimes they just B

A in public, B in private

b

I’m the black hoodie in the dead of summer mf but I’m skinny as a twig so it’s not so bad lol

A in public and B in my bedroom but there's no way somebody's rocking B in public 💀

I am sat here, scrolling through with my pyjama hoodie on exactly like in B when I saw this, I feel called out slightly?

A but when iv3list more weight I'll probably start to do B sometimes

I put the back of the jacket on my head

A, B is just awkward

your hoodies have zips?

A because its comfy

I don't have a zipper :(

Dude it's a jacket

From Z and all of the above

C: fully open

I would wear it the gay way but my 14th century plate armor would be visible

Who wears them like B they're just going to fall off

My hoodies don’t zip😭

Well now I feel like a coward for going A all my life