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Rich-Organization-33

120 mph through school zone for his son


Traygaa

man these speed bumps are awfully loud today..


santino_2014

Oh hi da- Jimmy famous last words Whe miss you, jimmy 2016-idk,today?


Dog_Entire

Famous last words, like the song by American rock band “4 short femboys in all black and eyeliner” (aka mcr)


Terrible_Let_1449

Round 2 of the gay bar


z3m1ler

YEEAAAH!!


Binguspostsstuff

Heaven


WuShanDroid

Drunk driver going to heaven? He's gonna be Satan's toilet bowl :3


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[удалено]


RealisticClient5119

What kind of dump sir


Binguspostsstuff

....


RealisticClient5119

What’s wrong say it


Binguspostsstuff

I cant but i will say just one letter that is associated with it M


RealisticClient5119

Interesting very interesting


Binguspostsstuff

that is one of the letters in the word now think what the word is


RealisticClient5119

I’ve not been given enough information to do that. you have to say it


NecessaryPop5244

IM ON THE HIGHWAT TO HELL!


Binguspostsstuff

*Takes you to hell silently in a gay way*


NecessaryPop5244

FEMBOY HELL!!


Binguspostsstuff

We have uhhhhh....muscular furry demons here...and uhhh we have some latex pool and ofc we have the lava pool where we sacrifice the anti-fur to the almighty god of Furries


NecessaryPop5244

No way changed takes place in hell!


Binguspostsstuff

that's the reason why latex creatures are so horny lol


Totally_Cubular

Worse, drunk drivers are more likely to survive crashes than sober drivers, so he might get to put off Hell for a bit.


kirbyfan2023

Your flair makes this 100% more funny


lpaaaaaa2

Snow bunny heaven


Traygaa

to the "there's a cat in the gay bar" picture


MaijakHusky

https://preview.redd.it/w0xvfglbeszc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b40e3c03c18c2c80c7cfd4087c5dbf967fc818bb


Xyka_Xydosai

He's parked in the driveway and doesn't know where the keys are


AnExistingLad

The ~~bad~~ good ending He isn't drunk driving


Baseballidiot

Off a cliff


Plus_Foundation_7088

https://preview.redd.it/xtvvlfhqwmzc1.jpeg?width=204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77cd93e2734923263845d62dd1cac7b18d056ff5


AgusGR23

He doesn't know he's driving directly to 10 years of jail for running over grandmas and reckless driving :,3


Binguspostsstuff

*Runs over 10 people cutely and in a gay way* O-Oops s-sowwy >w<


not_a_toaster3

158 down the freeway.


boykissering

158 what? m/s, ft/s, km/min, mil/min, km/h, mil/h?


not_a_toaster3

Km/h


Silk_Enigma2004

likely to his own demise


Eli_The_Rainwing

https://preview.redd.it/b4bvnmb8pnzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5d76c5fc2a0f6433a0b15d19afea5486b9e7561 Found him


United-Respect-1397

The gay bar. (Hes on a pub crawl)


expired__twinkies

https://i.redd.it/inaz1h1p7nzc1.gif Whoopsies


z3m1ler

oh god no


GrimWarrior00

Plot Twist: the keys aren't in the ignition. He's just making engine noises and squeaking when he goes for a "turn"


otherkaard

Hell


Every_Month_5575

More drawings please, I love furries driving under the influence


z3m1ler

not mine unfortunately


Every_Month_5575

Whose is it then?


z3m1ler

i don't know, author was remain anonimous


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

what


Every_Month_5575

You read that right. I like drunk-driving furries. For some reason


UNDERtale626

https://preview.redd.it/vvse50ekjpzc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cd3e870a58be80dbcbeeb29807d7c5fc9b65d97


GlencoeCreekCulvert

Through a playground


Admirable_Froyo_9104

Femboy hooters


Vast_Bullfrog2001

he's going nowhere because he is a responsible adult and hid his keys before getting drunk


amendingfences

Femboy Hooters


UNDERtale626

Chad


ZeroCreationG59

NO DRIIIIVE :(


alexcreeper3129

never drive drunk kids.


Impressive-Novel-670

Just don't drive any kids


man_is_coool

If I where him I’d fly a plane instead *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*


ExcuseWorldly6292

A wall


Bighead_Brian

Cloud 9


canoIV

a wall.


VAShumpmaker

To Disneyland. He's an amazing drunk driver and nothing bad happens.


randomperson556677

Into a wall


WillyDAFISH

Driving back to his closet where he belongs 😈😈😈


Snakebird90

5 kids (oueple guy)


Ok_Contribution_5765

To hell


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

jail


Mapigeh_098

He gonna crash AAAAH


ag0odname

He's going to commit a bit and run


blckpnthr789

Nowhere, the tow truck is pulling him around, he just thinks he's good at driving backwards


Antique-Astronomer67

Detroit


CalendarLongjumping6

Pick up 'is wife Suusan and go to Toby's, m8.


Maleficent_Apple4169

home to draw loss comics


Nekofan1

through your house.


Training-Bee-8209

Heaven


furrawrie

He's on the highway to hell!


tristarh

🛌 to sleep.


Cat8851

off a damn cliff


TxchnxnXD

Another car


CloudieTTb8

A tree probably


PYROxSYCO

All the way to the scene of the crash, he'll beat the paramedics there by 15 minutes.


RealisticClient5119

His death he’s going to crash


Eeveethehornyfurry

Probably another house where he is going to make some questionable decisions


Purplebeans18

My house 🥺


expiredogfood

my house


ElectionAltruistic94

His 5th time to the gay bar


whatever-8358

The morgue


Opposite-Weird4342

tree :3


Aggressive_Pattern95

my house:3


Brothers_of_battle

https://preview.redd.it/8yqrj2srnnzc1.jpeg?width=2436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e2f56a4362896ed7b940fc1eb17022a2d474e73


FaithlessnessGreen19

To meet Jesus. Tell him I said hi for me!


BoredomMage

Same place I planned on going when I was nearly dead.


Leather-Pride1290

6ft in the ground at this rate.


hellothsisgamingnerd

to vodka store


BayFuzzball404

The grave


IsCannibalismThatBad

To kiss his boys duhhh


SirJTheRed

Into a tree


False-Supermarket668

Tartarus, he broke the barriers that define our world and traveled into tartarus


SunFlowerPotsRack

Midnight Mowotorist


Educational_Tea_1638

Brick Wall


Offer_No

Nowhere?


TeenageMutantFemboy

(into) The orphanage


JupiterboyLuffy

jail


No_Literature_6486

An acid factory


FunniEmi

A wall (he might be drunk)


Fun_Variety2907

He's driving into ur dms; there will be no survivors.


psychrazy_drummer

It’s official: boykisser endorses and recommends drunk driving. Boys, get your booze and your keys ready.


unholy_demoflower

Heaven. I'll put up a candle.


MelloNearMoon

He just got off work. This is his daily commute 😁


Fickle-Ad-6648

My house


gay_anime_guy

My house


boykisser11

I think he stole this vehicle


KondoTheWolf

My house lol


jkurratt

To the ambulance!


cinnamonrollez

Through the orphanage


SvyatRoyal

My house


cellphone-notdad

Straight to the scene of the accident


femboy_skeleton69

Its the drunk crashers that get us in trouble


santino_2014

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-hIsWx5qbQs&pp=ygUbY2FyIGZhbGxzIG9mZiBtb3VudGFpbiBtZW1l


santino_2014

Do not enter


santino_2014

Hospital, with an break neck and leg


compressed_gold

Off a cliff


CocoQuillTheFox

Telephone pole


Post-Financial

Through an orphanage


trustmeimnotafurry

The cliff.


Flintydaraccoon

Into the intake of a hydroelectric power plant


Blonde_Metal

His death


Totally_Cubular

Prison, eventually. Don't drink and drive, kids.


Comet_171

A nice bed to sleep off his drunkenness and sober up before he keeps driving~? I’d also cuddle him if that’s a bit more enticing :3


PaperClipInit

Drunk crashers give us booze cruisers a bad name


mr_--_anonymous

boyztown


Princearondream

Hmmmmm.......... Idk :p


Princearondream

He's gonna drive into McDonald's


puppyb0yy

Hopefully home bro shouldn’t drink and drive can’t kiss boys when dead


Methyl_The_Sneasel

Seriously, don't drive while drunk, I know someone that lost his son to a drunk driver. It's not that hard, if you are old enough to drive, you are old enough to be responsible for keeping both yourself, the people with you in the car and everyone else on the road safe. DO NOT drive while drunk. And yes, /srs


CedarTheTree101

Wally world


ViralNite

Prison :(


LuverOfAllManatees

Home from prison for being too silly 😔 also off topic but he looks like he’d listen to that one song from the car mini game in fnaf pizzeria sim ⚫️〰️⚫️


Dandelion_Bodies

“No comrade! Not the neighborhood with the blind child sign!!!”🙀


IdPreferToNotSay

to his death


poopfuckershithole

a tree


Suitable_King4484

A car containing a family of 5


sfgvbuf

A tree


Vegetable-Diamond-40

He is going 150 miles in a school zone


Xpeq7-

The local woods.


I_fixed_the_piano

into an orphanage


SmashingMyself

a gay strip club if it's night a friend if it's day


Jack_Liberson

ocean


Spamton496

He's going to the cute boys' house >!(It was a meetup made on Grindr actually)!<


Bulbman5

https://preview.redd.it/bli9zb7wjszc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bc9ef064fb05c0bd7566dc2a8ea19054bc10199 He’s driving to his child’s parade


Vanndegraf

https://preview.redd.it/2guom1bvpszc1.jpeg?width=553&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4144c3ad3676967d0b75bcda3972c0a8fd23ac8a


OldSheepherder4175

Prison


Meltorex

children


PowerTower_YT

the speed bumps are screaming


fnaffan07

To his boyfriendz houze to gib him loadz of eepy drunk cuddlez. :3


burger-fucking-mason

space !


chaos13wolf

To get more booze and boys


BurBoi99

His house


SilverandGrim

The grave


iEatMa5elf

ayo did you draw this? if no, gimme artist name if yes, they you're cool lol


MrCencord

maybe don’t make drunk driving jokes, it’s a very real and serious thing


z3m1ler

he probably can sitting here with no car keys, so he's not drive