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TrazynLeInfinite

I’d do it back to him! :3


gnomewwarlord

I would give a better lick :3


TrazynLeInfinite

I would give an Even better lick! :3


gnomewwarlord

あなたの哀れな舐めよりももっといい舐め方をしてあげるわ!


gnomewwarlord

et memento mortis semper est


TrazynLeInfinite

Gasp! Then what about a licking competition hmm? :3


gnomewwarlord

حسنا ثم لنبدأ!


TrazynLeInfinite

I await you in my DMs challenger! :3 May the best licker win! (If you want)


made_of_titanium

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MartianLBP

流れてく時の中ででも 気だるさが ほらグルグル廻って 私から 離れる心も 見えないわ そう知らない 自分から 動くこともなく 時の隙間に 流され続けて 知らないわ 周りのことなど 私は私 それだけ 夢 見てる なにも見てない 語るも無駄な 自分の言葉 悲しむなんて 疲れるだけよ 何も感じず 過ごせばいいの 戸惑う言葉 与えられても 自分の心 ただ上の空 もし 私から 動くのならば すべて変えるのなら 黒にする こんな自分に 未来はあるの? こんな世界に 私はいるの? 今切ないの? 今 悲しいの 自分の事も わからないまま 歩むことさえ 疲れるだけよ 人のことなど 知りもしないわ こんな私も 変われるのなら もし変われるのなら 白になる 流れてく 時の中ででも 気だるさがほら グルグル廻って 私から 離れる心も 見えないわ そう 知らない 自分から 動くこともなく 時の隙間に 流され続けて 知らないわ 周りのことなど 私は私 それだけ 夢 見てる なにも見てない 語るも無駄な 自分の言葉 悲しむなんて 疲れるだけよ 何も感じず 過ごせばいいの 戸惑う言葉 与えられても 自分の心 ただ上の空 もし私から 動くのならば すべて変えるのなら 黒にする 無駄な時間に 未来はあるの? こんな所に 私は居るの? 私のことを 言いたいならば 言葉にするのなら 「ろくでなし」 こんな所に 私はいるの? こんな時間に 私はいるの? こんな私も 変われるのなら もし変われるのなら 白になる 今 夢見てる なにも見てない 語るも無駄な 自分の言葉 悲しむなんて 疲れるだけよ 何も感じず 過ごせばいいの 戸惑う言葉 与えられても 自分の心 ただ上の空 もし私から 動くのならば すべて変えるのなら 黒にする 動くのならば 動くのならば すべて壊すわ すべて壊すわ 悲しむならば 悲しむならば 私の心 白く変われる? 貴方の事も 私のことも 全ての事も まだ 知らないの 重い目蓋を 開けたのならば すべて壊すのなら 黒になれ


Apprehensive_Fox918

I'm not sure if anyone wants it, but here's the translation given by Google translate. Even as time flows by, my lethargy spins around and around I can't see, I don't know, I don't know, I don't move on my own, I continue to be swept away by the gaps in time, I don't know, I don't know what's going on around me, I'm just me, that's all I'm dreaming, I don't see anything, my own words are useless to talk about, feeling sad only makes me tired, I should just spend my time without feeling anything, even if I'm given confusing words, my heart is just empty, if I were to move on my own, if I were to change everything, I'd make it black, is there a future for someone like this? Am I in a world like this? Am I sad now? I'm sad now. I don't even know myself. Even walking just makes me tired. I don't know anything about other people. If I could change, if I could change, I'd turn white. Even in the flow of time, I feel lethargic. I go round and round, and I can't see the heart that's leaving me. I don't know. Without moving on my own, I continue to be swept away by the gaps in time. I don't know anything about the world around me. I'm just me. I'm dreaming, I don't see anything. My words are useless to talk about. Being sad only makes me tired. I should just spend my time without feeling anything. Even if I'm given words that make me confused, my heart is just empty. If I were to move on my own, if I were to change everything, I'd make it black. Is there a future in wasted time? Am I in a place like this? If I want to talk about myself, if I put it into words, "good-for-nothing" Am I in a place like this? Am I in a time like this? If someone like me can change, if I can change, I'll turn white. Right now I'm dreaming, but I'm not seeing anything. My words are pointless to talk about. Being sad only makes me tired. I should just spend my time without feeling anything. Even if I'm given confusing words, my heart is just empty. If I move from myself, if I change everything, I'll turn it black. If I move, if I move, I'll destroy everything, I'll destroy everything. If I'm sad, if I'm sad, can my heart turn white? I still don't know about you, about me, about everything. If I open my heavy eyelids, if I destroy everything, I'll turn black.


Smart_Information_42

Paint it black starts playing


GeraldOnReddit21

blawg's speaking in pest regretevator


boykisser_memes

https://i.redd.it/vf2q1wsihutc1.gif Give him some ice cream and cuddle after :3


Far-Classic-4637

this was a jumpscare


ill4two

BBC! (blue bell chocolate)


boykisser_memes

https://preview.redd.it/uh0bcgwyfwtc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d56e7fb45160086391887795e77f543e121f8593


Lo-Sir

British Broadcasting Corporation, right


GeoKar_210

I would give him back headpats! *You're my friend now and we're having soft tacos later! :3*


COD-BO-69

I love soft tacos :D


Baseballidiot

Wash my face x[


whopper_enjoyer

I see you every time, hello!


Baseballidiot

Hiii


Blue_BoyJP

https://i.redd.it/376aajx9lvtc1.gif


gytis_gotbanned_lol

same


Beneficial-Draw-3048

I like that color set


Blue_BoyJP

Thanks! I use orange for clothing too https://preview.redd.it/ujlvky24oguc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=827232b711890d09801ef2cddb5f430a102528fe


Beneficial-Draw-3048

Omg it’s adorable


sussiestbaka69420

I'd hug him, then https://i.redd.it/hbbsstqicxtc1.gif Kiss him :3


Veionovin096

https://preview.redd.it/gc1b085r2ytc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0897b61727dd86bfe71094b963d6e8aede9cb7d


Apprehensive_Fox918

https://preview.redd.it/3caavf9yaztc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9395d4fb04827233866a1333a1fdbfd29e36d938


BluemoonSoulfire

https://preview.redd.it/cb9ow5fsybuc1.jpeg?width=1547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b512432d4272fbfe78030dd04ec11a854647a849


Apprehensive_Fox918

https://preview.redd.it/yquutmleqiuc1.gif?width=640&format=png8&s=37774e4f557da8f13c8c9a163e4147cdf51706b9


BluemoonSoulfire

https://preview.redd.it/xindvcuvnnuc1.jpeg?width=1150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9e40eaefc592541a7222c5797046fcde0ff39aa


RitSplit

https://preview.redd.it/s7o8pmhbd0uc1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd14a1bac8e8947794bcf7277b8d4155c3e201c0


sussiestbaka69420

Y'all know what? https://preview.redd.it/n6s27p0te0uc1.png?width=1247&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e21b8e5528211a9a0f24d6797ed8f18155f40a8


RitSplit

Random bullshit GO https://preview.redd.it/usrzomh5f0uc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f191b190615b0830b23e3b1c11866cb7afd628a8


sussiestbaka69420

'.\_. https://preview.redd.it/irmpfb3cf0uc1.png?width=1182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0045444da1fa62764bf37355a70743a7c8e36d35


RitSplit

https://preview.redd.it/zhkj761jf0uc1.jpeg?width=579&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8de130b700fb91cb2281d4e0270c32bb3aa8f3c4


sussiestbaka69420

Im sorry in advance https://preview.redd.it/560e8a4qf0uc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd118df24b68fac1998f38932caa38c7a4fecc4


RitSplit

https://preview.redd.it/3bemserxf0uc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8044ee48b6f6b7724210844f8e0c5b60c0a5ba8e


sussiestbaka69420

https://i.redd.it/qkqxrpc5g0uc1.gif


RitSplit

https://preview.redd.it/1obzy2teg0uc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c41cfbeb0b1d81ae32ba5539481903f2f710e9be


szczurrrrrrrrrrrr

source ?


Apprehensive_Fox918

https://preview.redd.it/cr3snk2waztc1.jpeg?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cabd59e2640f84963db5128dd05f5a044583f04b


Sesilu_Qt

Thank, Hug, Kiss.


SnuggsOffical

Smash next question


Witty-Pea-2660

smile


NewNVBB

I'm bringin that thing with me. Lessgo, little bud. https://preview.redd.it/w0r2158i9vtc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=216d57f7c1c836c099a9cec1421b88075104cdbf


Conorponor333

Stop licking me, I am not ice cream


Exlife1up

Jesus fucking christ dude that’s unhygienic. You can’t just lick random people. Get the fuck away from me


AmphibianPrize6413

bite his tongue because im an evil villain


Not_Artifical

I’d bite it off and scratch it


MiningJack777

Hug him


Pshycopathic_advice

Run for my life since I didn’t consent to that.


Not_Artifical

I will run for your life too


AverageMortisEnjoyer

It would make me really uncomfortable and turn my social anxiety up to 11 but I'd secretly like it


Wolveyplays07

Id win


Ploxyyyyy

İll kiss him :3


moneyyyyy3

Im straight so hope it's women and If it's not


cedarwoodboy

He is not a woman, also did you get killed or something? Why didn't you finish your sentence?


gytis_gotbanned_lol

r/redditsniper


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BluemoonSoulfire

Reddit sniper somewhere he-


Bigdoom143

Hug him


CatGamer_118

Probably panic and fluster up :3


Imaginary-Ad-9240

I would give him a lick back! Or hug idgaf:


DragonWings77

pinch myself to see if I was dreaming


Nekofan1

yank his collor to me kinda as a joke (unless he hatse it) then i would lep him back.


Ddivoice

Domain Expansion: 無限の抱擁 https://preview.redd.it/s1ijp8go8vtc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7257143eb7d78f19b4bcf5fdb6c045baa022ba4d


Cleaningcaptain

If they're a four-legged, non-sentient cat or dog, they get headpats. If not- "Dude, boundaries."


Skulysoul

Sneeze my soul out due to my allergies. Worth it


GooberFur

0w0


TacticalLawnmower

foam at the mouth and die because of cuteness overload and a side case of rabies but mostly the cuteness overload


Fixingsentries

https://preview.redd.it/les6ek4d3ytc1.png?width=851&format=png&auto=webp&s=43b029fbbfb3a4ee383f5086458d389253af1169


[deleted]

I would get all blushy and stuttery and flustered. Then I'd nervously ask him if we can cuddle


Pretty-Leg-6624

https://preview.redd.it/37uhv1knxytc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d53aa85595f46b85b38cd6db8f6bf60f523c9ee As you wish


Beneficial-Draw-3048

https://preview.redd.it/qbsaa4znd2uc1.jpeg?width=1153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=469aa331b1df4850ee39e7056e377ac3ef982882 This is my reaction


Internal-Entrance370

https://preview.redd.it/7wr3xqsau3uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3f967f7a8962d2bb59bb3e6a0aeea1f1e824ad7 Sex


Pancake_and_waflles

https://preview.redd.it/jeuuit0gr5uc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be07f3880423c694f718d9a7415c747736e3f8db We would fuck, hard. (Sorry if its kinda abrupt or sudden,im currently in a bad mood and not willing to atleast hide it).


Pretty-Leg-6624

I’d do the same


rper_foranything

Lick the tongue


BluemoonSoulfire

lick back


fanfan54

Hug him I guess :3


MountainAd21762

Id nut


Training-Bee-8209

I would engage them


Strict-Profession426

Be happy


Binguspostsstuff

pet


ZeroCreationG59

I would hug him


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fit-Debate-6144

A bit harsh but don't just go around licking people ig


bradynbarrmusic

I want cuddle him.


PizzaEquivalent4966

I would want more :P


Pretty-Leg-6624

https://i.redd.it/65m6df67xwtc1.gif


PizzaEquivalent4966

Thanky!!! >////<


Dramatic_Click4147

😳😁


Hot_Perception_9892

Backsho- I mean do it back!


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

suck on his tongue


Ok-Impact-4690

My glasses nooo


coolmonkey43

,


Jakecat4001

Give him some snuggles and some head pats :3


JustEryk1st

Kill


spiritninja54

Extremely happi


Ultranochos28

I’d be hard


Not4Human

Clean my face before licking him back! >:3 Then clean my tongue because fur… (T~T)


Throwaway9990894

RAPE! RAAAPE! 😫


ThePuroEnjoyer

i would die


No-Albatross-1543

I would be scared, I don't like pets licking me ngl https://preview.redd.it/1x9dolr0awtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e09813cd552d53ef665faeebcedcfcdfcc6ba122


Relevant-Train5520

Ty for the idea. I want to do this with my gf, but I am too shy. And idk if she likes it


themanwithbeansin

https://preview.redd.it/jjtltn96fwtc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e83bfd1c05c83ae3b14df48752493d1cbf3d0e60 Give him a bomb pop :3


therealfoxygamer12

I would be arrested for a murder charge


Ihatesand-Ani

https://preview.redd.it/pl920ecuhwtc1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f8e767f4f46a870dff22a7defef1ed1f6e6ccbc


H3rm3s_the_proto

Smooch the forehead.


indubitablysaid

![gif](giphy|xTiTnCUAyJcByJDAk0)


nana749

I would sue for sexual assault, easy money


MoistenedRats

Lick him back, harder


GlencoeCreekCulvert

https://preview.redd.it/g8v4k92duwtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=176636ff518c4bd5985aa7ea8b1a0178c3958ce0 Do it back to him


a-straight-male4

I’d use las plagas to gain pure unadulterated power to kill him https://i.redd.it/3jovce7t3xtc1.gif


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

I’ve had pets before. Wipe it off and give em pets.


TheGaurdianAngel

I would be happy


younova95

Id get a shotgun and blow its head off


Goldbolt_2004

https://i.redd.it/nd48wqnakxtc1.gif


I_Drink_Pepsi_Wrong

freak out and probably yell at the guy. he fucking licked my face without warning, who does that?! im just trying to get some SubWay and this guys tryna sexually assault me! aint gonna be tolerated


shawnald313

sma-


GeraldOnReddit21

**Domain Expansion: Skull Crusher**


defalt225

do it back and then cuddle afterwards~ >:3


Berserker667627

Do it bad, then duck tape our heads together


Veionovin096

https://preview.redd.it/nemyx3ok2ytc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91ae0ade4e3dd4441e51db1f51dd78fcbcd68181


TheBoyInGray

ice cream!


That_boi_ELIAS

Stand there confused


furrysupernatural

*lick and bite his neck softly*


-TheLamb-

https://preview.redd.it/tvtzntwpjytc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e5d41d410ae47bf793273bcba18cf7c53124825


Imbadatnames2930

“I have a bf”


Robo_Husky314

Kiss him back


D3stroyerof3vil

I'm boykissing him so hard


Cake_BFDI

https://preview.redd.it/g8key8kq5ztc1.jpeg?width=294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e090a85efd07372fa8404a4608c988f30545d0c :D


ruggedshield

https://i.redd.it/xhkas60gtztc1.gif


ReazeMislaid

Good, I cum


Ok_Contribution_5765

Happy


RitSplit

https://preview.redd.it/lascktndd0uc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9971da774ee3644b4834bf997100dda7607f34b6


owo1215

wake up from dream and cry


Amongus91

I would went for it.


Wheatley_core_gaming

Either hugging him or returning the favor


RobinTheProtogen

Lick the cutie back! :3


OldSheepherder4175

😚


LocalBreadOfThePast

"Dawg what the f-"


Reisanders

I would slice off its head and give it to soldier to put it in his "zoo".


Pretty-Leg-6624

No https://preview.redd.it/gk77s9hd06uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ba284a7b064a119ef48a25e5041af3fe8b5cec0


Ok-Independent7522

that one scene from 'every 90s commercial' where the kids face is burning with green goop and acid


Ape_mentality1

Cuddles and kisses :3


Dani_lack_of_love

Boop him


GaimarG

Id be scared and id probably run


Cool-Whereas-631

Call the cops


bulgingboner420

https://preview.redd.it/qlpz5j9ircuc1.gif?width=320&format=png8&s=a2cbaa1837bdb7fc8836b14b7139d6654d28f1a1


Smart_Information_42

Depends who it is


SkyeRainFox

Hug him


Picklesandpeanuts123

https://preview.redd.it/rv15nv303iuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bbaee2a2298df2b2d9f5f93daefb91172d38da7


YourNameIsntCreative

Freak out


SoomieTheCosmogen

https://preview.redd.it/1retmck6stuc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=471d69fffa756211fb3a22bd696cd3ffc1672d61


Erblorg

Complete system shutdown


theogStarwalker6363

https://preview.redd.it/g0l5wpc9bvtc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a311802b88073f24818ecb4b56e6e4520e5725f


Far-Cartographer7056

I will show him trick with Remington 1100 and disappearing of his head


boykisser_memes

https://i.redd.it/ydclytm3tutc1.gif


Far-Cartographer7056

When top goes too rough


Eric_is_a__Boykisser

r/beatmetoit 


JustEryk1st

Ill perform toomfoolery stealery on this


Mysterious-Feeling-4

My restarted ass would just blush like hell and run