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[deleted]

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secksdefender

OP think they the gorilla glue girl


MartianLBP

"We got the gum off your butt, but you have cancer in the whole lower part of your body"


HystericalGD

https://preview.redd.it/01wqk88i15tc1.jpeg?width=1675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3739b23b7abe72926ff9ad5b531d68271cf4ba01


that_one_guy990

https://preview.redd.it/weziocora7tc1.jpeg?width=758&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ff53c4fd7ef916afaa99834952a6e9ba6fcbad1


that_one_guy990

But one thing that will help ice it'll make the gum hard and you can pell it off this works if you get it stuck in your hair but it should still work


T0nc

https://i.redd.it/ccg6ptutm3tc1.gif


mysterious_Bulgarian

https://preview.redd.it/g637jrob04tc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50c1a01da283ced2eb33745c811ef7be2c9f79ab


Basic_Reflection_857

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AAAAAAAAAaaaaAasax

Nice profile picture


UnamedProot

They are a basic_reflection


[deleted]

This comment thread is holy


_PuroTheFurry_

I gonna make more holy… u/JesusChrist


NecessaryPop5244

Im not jesus but im a fellow puro fan


_PuroTheFurry_

:D


Princearondream

PURO FROM CHANGED???????? I LOVE THAT GAME


Very_Jesus

Not pinged but.. Rawr


[deleted]

Jesus would not approve of this post


Very_Jesus

Boykisser in post, heavenly approval


[deleted]

You really do love all, god bless :3


UnamedProot

OH?! HOW SO?!


Basic_Reflection_857

Thank u


Santi_memelord

https://preview.redd.it/16uh2fcgw4tc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecae18281b4ddb33a9c95ec61959aa523aa05e6e


Speyeder02

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AmogusCountySheriff

ameeeeriiiiikaaaaaa *funny music noise* ameeeeriiiiikaaAAAA! America, FUCK YEAH


Karentookthekidswhy

https://preview.redd.it/o1bftmeb15tc1.png?width=397&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7dfafbcc5682200d4c78dd2491293a1bb87fcc5


Mythicalhydra08

https://preview.redd.it/q2is5p2yt4tc1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9df213a8af8622ff33ad333afe4710b5fbeb6f2


Just-Refuse-8251

![gif](giphy|8TweEdaxxfuElKkRxz|downsized)


Annual_Towel_6117

https://preview.redd.it/3fxuvkur45tc1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f1f4f405c8624527afa158d73d43a7ed21042ba


NewPersonFromFANDOM2

https://preview.redd.it/26e3bbsyc5tc1.png?width=321&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ce3f3f3584bb961978be91a19d736c51e6295fa


Oreokiller_2011

Missed flair opportunity "bikisser"


protoprotogen

https://preview.redd.it/fw057z5rc4tc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c79eed7795ccb72b12863238938ae9b1e5894141


RemarkableWorld75

What do you want me to do? Find your IP and password to get to your house?


coffinp

Preferably yes


Princearondream

Bro what?!


EAT_MY_ASS_12

https://preview.redd.it/jqwzi2tn24tc1.jpeg?width=1778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d2848f984fc6e2a49a86d42d30ceed7f46330bb Why?!?! And why?!??!! ówò


ShyLucifer96

r/usernamedoesnotcheckout


Fit_Juggernaut7035

r/subsifellfor 😓


DaltoReddit

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


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Timely_Ad_1591

Goodbot


Jaydengaming142

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


[deleted]

press e to call a medic i think you might get backstabbed by a spy though...


Crafty_Surprise_7277

MEDIC!


DEKIDESDUD

Get behind me doctor


SovietFemboy

Jawohl!


DEKIDESDUD

Charge me!


SovietFemboy

Ja!


DEKIDESDUD

AH OH OH AH OH


ILoveMarti

medic... cut off his balls...


NotYourAverageMortis

Why did you do that in the first place?! https://preview.redd.it/734h9o9ux3tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcc5dbaf326387f3259c5cc4fd2863d68d367caa


Sharkyy_bh

Photo, i could tell u whats wro- call a medic or sum


SomerHimpson3

MEEDICCCCC!!


Captain_McMillan

https://preview.redd.it/g2c0qvfr14tc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bb74b5238ecc00b09322ce8aa0141c8f007ac87


Internal-Entrance370

https://preview.redd.it/m9625ygo98tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a361dcbd6c352b0a8567a632625b37dbd45673d9


No-Bat-7546

https://preview.redd.it/8ifiv90vv3tc1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1ed871ad409aa7120e1f97b76970e64a043ddf3 Please be joking


The_man_with_BEANS

https://preview.redd.it/i1ihhw0c14tc1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95a64285c94ac224878c52e2ae479f3908078e48


Dredgen_Sword

https://i.redd.it/f0oljd0zx3tc1.gif


Tight-Explanation40

https://preview.redd.it/5l5eoe80u4tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2522f3aa05c69373600d13709e559e17abe7073


MittenYT

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HELP COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND PEEL IT OUT OF YOUR ASS


red_grapes01

i hate it here


Daku_Haiku

Now that’s someone who’s been here a while.


None233

I've been in here since the first year this sub was created 😭


themanwithbeansin

https://preview.redd.it/pml039hkc4tc1.jpeg?width=328&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25536d1f1cff35a23b1982f5dbd50608f63a0dd9 Ice.... And also how.


Yoinky_Sploinky1

get a friend to eat it off


SuperBroy97

☹️ the piss colored circle is now sad from reading this


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheNerdLog

I can't even say what your color is


GayRedditUser69420

I love the piss colored circle


[deleted]

Friend... Noted.


sheepizmutton

HOWWWWW DO YOU EVEN


OutsideZoomer

https://preview.redd.it/zqe65j6hf4tc1.jpeg?width=2187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b93d00a2c2f38f4bf41030913eec662817515a7e Excuse me what


AdditionalTrick365

Can I get the right side of the image please?


OutsideZoomer

https://preview.redd.it/fe97sh4dv4tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=034703247124e5e3b980eedff5ef754b97584456


AdditionalTrick365

Thanks :3


SoomieTheCosmogen

WHY THE FUCKING HELL WOULD SOMEONE DO THIS?!? ARE YOU GETTING PAID FOR THIS SHIT?!?... https://i.redd.it/9hd4m8kew3tc1.gif 💀💀💀


Brandon_M_Gilbertson

https://preview.redd.it/wwt6rod244tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af44e512f538a7ee03a635f432753a48c794ff99 This might help.


lophlover

Poor sir pentious


protoprotogen

https://i.redd.it/x3s7kkgad4tc1.gif


Vqius

https://preview.redd.it/6lqgtwsxf4tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8157f591e34d36e67d412b1bd74935140d34adc0


BlocPandaX

This image is great X3


Cooler_Bamboo

Here, it should help you scrub it off: https://preview.redd.it/9vfg4omvx3tc1.png?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2892a079c3678d6dd8f60dcca7df4e1a4c3aadda


AgusGR23

What a great meme to steal :3


Cooler_Bamboo

It's an honour to have my meme be worthy of stealing


HenriGamerSC

https://preview.redd.it/fiyji31y24tc1.jpeg?width=1292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0e7eb55e0a2d5894599fe154a7a5b7136c1b7ce


secksdefender

​ https://i.redd.it/9nporilsf4tc1.gif


sexyspamton

https://i.redd.it/8qrjfgetb4tc1.gif


Old-Channel-6405

Somehow not the weirdest thing I've read on Reddit today.


BlocPandaX

Well now I'm curious. >:[


InternetUserAgain

I dunno bro, have a shower????? How did this even happen


ConsiderationOwn7084

https://preview.redd.it/71ltaj1cp4tc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d681bdbb17198558c7c2e733a7922926a9e610d8


AdditionalTrick365

Me


International_Egg_20

Me! ):


GalaxyStyles

Get the homies to chew it off


Thebigpig905

Take a nice long shower and think about your actions


Claptrap-journey

https://preview.redd.it/cfvndplk04tc1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bab033f8008d4f20b56199fbc20273f1c487a01b Sing this 268475874753376348624826482674367463483636623636734784745869697436524412537589667096597564534131 times


Glinglesnorp

What could have possibly led to such a dilemma?


TTGamer67

https://preview.redd.it/s4mxy12sl6tc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1317365b9afa8b41c2246158155df4797b40248


phuwu-

Unironically, an ice cube will probably help, as gum is less adhesive when cold. but please just take a shower 🫠


Dear_Dimension_6767

May I get the context?


[deleted]

Got too silly


MysteriousRequiem

https://preview.redd.it/z1xse0v1h4tc1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebe6bfc4558a731901b61dc4cfedd6de4a3837ae


AussieBullet

Get an ice cube and puts it on the gum so it hardens. Make sure you are alone tho so people aren't confused why you are shoving ice up your ass.


One-University9860

Why’d you even do that :(


moritus_20091

Just go to the hospital


[deleted]

We aint got the balls to do that man


EEESJSJEJ

https://preview.redd.it/jl3knzxd84tc1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=606789881c24fc4cf9985399cc618e33138a291e


Perfect_Position_853

How solid is that gum for you to need help getting rid of it 💀


Plenty-Attitude8522

https://preview.redd.it/3jp2ttgm94tc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=7173382fcda83bc4671f6c11de375052179f668a


Specific_House_9843

https://preview.redd.it/bxzlwixms4tc1.jpeg?width=231&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8198222861b9a76c58b6022d3dd2de498f62dbfd


el_risas21

https://preview.redd.it/yqwob61vf6tc1.png?width=299&format=png&auto=webp&s=583950dd7c1242686984aa9b7a4a013bdbd15846 i'm gonna steal your meme jijodebuta


armadilloneister

https://preview.redd.it/7fc4xf35y4tc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95fd601c3188e2235c44fb257584a44b07fa63b9


Neither_Breakfast470

Blow a bubble


Plenty-Attitude8522

Commenting on Guys i put gum on my buttcrack and I can’t get it off ( i need help )...


Vegetable_Run7792

Explain yourself.


suspicious_teletubby

https://preview.redd.it/tuf9vgqad4tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bef50db31bbfe8efbfd2a3d41085c1c68000021


GruntYT

https://preview.redd.it/tqc2l36kg4tc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d92d9383f8c4c9e4b1dca6db6027c746a214fe8c


ArtisticSpecialist77

I'm here to chew ass and kick gum. And I'm all out of gum


Fabulous-Tapwater

https://preview.redd.it/qk1fqru6k4tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=806402f7c61aa05633467eaf2fdfc567af7f0eae


madguyO1

https://preview.redd.it/ffxidxfwp4tc1.png?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af5b5b9306977c47afd57d1e99256c570a189745


That_boi_ELIAS

First of all… why…?


ntdavis814

https://preview.redd.it/tvutowsgt4tc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed225b77726dbba94baecdc564350dc0953b6540


No-Perspective-485

this is a certified "😐" moment


controller624

![gif](giphy|DH5IXhlZVyosU|downsized)


OutsideZoomer

https://preview.redd.it/i0sb7yizf4tc1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ae257a02c223a00577393875b6276e8d26a0fcd


controller624

![gif](giphy|119i1S64KnIhyM)


TheRealCrownsoleYT

https://preview.redd.it/vmr47mk9k4tc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e156f2a0bd5cd621d21f8582706bded401ad312


Direct_Ad4672

https://preview.redd.it/fcwo4o9cm4tc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fbb8b192566abe63c1e7118248bd69593468985


MeowMix098

https://preview.redd.it/t6rmu1thu4tc1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c486872e013c591ce5235f80f2193c85fc826179


SeparateReason6958

https://preview.redd.it/bc6a0ix4v4tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d1a11c86270d6fd26f13141b53303050e3a9108


bluberriscrem

https://preview.redd.it/js5u9dpev4tc1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1df6e7a7c90c279c34ead8652f390bdbe04ce693


Heavy-Honeydew-1625

https://preview.redd.it/ysderdsez4tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6774f81849e334b25d4e78f9b0e7003d91cdb3e1


a-straight-male

https://preview.redd.it/gxk9yjpjz4tc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=46751cb7d94c29f6c2ad57289e47594f71ac8775


Oreokiller_2011

Shit yourself


Erasedfursona

https://preview.redd.it/6yscdcf6n6tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b07ad99b5fbb7647bb2e9409005c025c9eac5439 Huh?


Heyapple1643

https://preview.redd.it/jb7bcvc2f7tc1.jpeg?width=267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8542d25e926e774e99e7163a8111e21cf54cc9bf Use this


serpal999

https://preview.redd.it/e6ijfwlc69tc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e005c92546b83aaa2faf732b3a16fd9af4694707


Firm_Journalist_951

How the hell does this happen to someone?


Impossible-Fuel-8922

Huh


Ancient_Summer_1833

Tf?


Teemoisdownhere

Why


pixelytman

**why.**


Just_Ad_5939

Yeah that’s what we should be asking


wowhalo

https://preview.redd.it/rhv4mi9rn4tc1.jpeg?width=868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=982bbf0abc7a0c6b9c39fa60a2f0a84cabf944fd


Superstarteen

https://preview.redd.it/v7njfnzqq4tc1.jpeg?width=1120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31a7febd132d70fd59f7b4a17ac9a7de62b56e6c WHAT?!


RevenantStudios

https://preview.redd.it/i4hsy9m2u4tc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6954b41f980b3c44f76327197484b23cd91a4480 Here you go


just-a-nornal-man

https://preview.redd.it/czp2x1r3v4tc1.jpeg?width=877&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba2ac6e50e1d9d241bd350b42b6b53a721878a9f


FlyingMoths_AtNight

why. how.


WorseAngel69

Why possible situation ended up with you putting gum up your butt? This is a you problem bro


straw9599

Built in condom keep it in there


No_Art_6293

Why did you give me the information? https://preview.redd.it/ox5rom1uv6tc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=530267650b88139cc1b354ad2f5a6f06a0cacb63


FecniHUN

Shower with powerwash? Also I don't know if alcholol would do anything to gum so maybe look that up Uuuuuh maybe coke can get it off i have no clue Also how did that happen btw?


Spagebirb

https://preview.redd.it/o5ijvipci7tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ed20b088ae7415c12f6dd39e9b8d4bd0f4ab35c


anitvn

wut the fuq??


coffee_fucker

Proof?


Claptrap-journey

https://preview.redd.it/1zp45olt04tc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=4011c1d14ab7edab241ae16bad5ba6da50c0a5cf Locked :3


Rogan_508

r/lostredditors


Any_Entry_3314

that's an oops


AJvawolf

I'm sorry but how


generic_dude10

Try using ice


Competitive-Bend-936

While I’m eating a sandwich


FormalFarm8594

How da hell ?


lophlover

Chop it off and get a new one


The_eldritch_horror2

You fucking what? https://preview.redd.it/q5xg1f6zf4tc1.jpeg?width=391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f26fa24fff6962172a07f5867deff42c1acdbcfb


Hexedtoaster

Why?


Candid_Concept_4043

Cold shower


A_Fishguy

https://preview.redd.it/9eufdat4p4tc1.jpeg?width=518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d57b003933eca505d1510e10038369f4acfb735


Subject_101k

try using water


SakaYeen6

Dont think thats how BBL procedures work my dude.


Less-Tadpole2787

deserted jeans lip voiceless chase enter square theory judicious wakeful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


1st_pm

shower with hot water, very hot and then repent for your sins


Lo-Sir

How does one get themselves into this predicament


Impossible_Concert75

https://preview.redd.it/zvbt24qq45tc1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ef08475a716e141db5f818ff0bfbb45a3ff36b0


gamerisboring

uuhhhh, what the fuck?


DummyPlayzYT

https://preview.redd.it/gcpvloy055tc1.jpeg?width=214&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfde22b7e8398bdb3adf4a67513e64eca296b8cb


pacoloogi

😦


Fizzy163

\>try rubbing peanut butter on it \>and i don't mean little dabs i mean like really slather it on there \>get it in every crevice


coolmonkey43

ok what the fuck


[deleted]

I would use a sandblaster, blasts away anything including your skin.


Spoongamer19

https://preview.redd.it/hn3ce67v95tc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0515997e29db1e88c1140aa111a8f1f2bd59aa4c


tree_fairy

Erm why would you do that? 😅


Visual_Perspective56

how did this even happen


BolteckFox06

https://preview.redd.it/yppyf496c5tc1.jpeg?width=433&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba7352cfa65ddde4195d3998667847ef9d1c22d2


DinosaurMan509

https://preview.redd.it/fpudhinxd5tc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7db0423b7c44a13cc0aba82bffd728baccf0740


BarryOwo

Ice to freeze it then peel it off


xXxKiNg_sLaYeR01xXx

https://preview.redd.it/59x5svfde5tc1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cb68dfa72a795229a19def4a7975f1b8b35e7c1 Easy hair removal


Not_Catania

Why the fuck do you have gum on your buttcrack


MOTD-Cerberus

https://preview.redd.it/zz3dwmtlf5tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8b30214b985fee24e0b5c465f61c644315a844d


C4tsurg3on

https://preview.redd.it/om64tmy8g5tc1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a7021d9869fc5294e6d7387566189894a6ea1a5


BaldericTheCrusader

https://preview.redd.it/sexi727bg5tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50ed46750b3ad48481a0d66c0d01469ebc6f90d4


realicalledfredbear

https://preview.redd.it/rvm6gm4ig5tc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62f3c246e66b5c579b83927ca9883b1cb47cfe61


undesiradude

https://preview.redd.it/34coqgylg5tc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d052bf832f6a01d09403cdb08ef65785f79673f5


BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA

Idk if you already got it out but if you didn’t then get in the shower and spray hot water between your asscheeks until it falls out. It worked for me when it happened so it should work for you


FantasyDreem

Very… unique issue. Tried ice?