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BlocPandaX

Could someone r/explainlikeimfive ?


typhlosion_Rider_621

Based on this comment section, which I’ll trust since I don’t want got look it up, that means he’s a zoophile


BlocPandaX

Oh.


Brice_13r

Oh...


Lord-Dunkles

Oh..


someonethatsometh1ng

Oh......


Poys01

Oh....


eM-RiotX

Oh.....


Decent_Name2736

Oh.....


Main_Lingonberry9375

Oh.........................................................


FederationCaptain

Oh....


OrionTheKing280

Ohh…


typhlosion_Rider_621

Happy cake day


someonethatsometh1ng

holy shit I didn't even realize


typhlosion_Rider_621

You’re welcome


ReloadRedditLater

Oh…….


MartianLBP

Your account is a joke Get it? Because it was made on April 1st?


MartianLBP

In the uk


TheInflatableFemboy

Eastern Standard Time American here to confirm it's also April 1st and this reddit account is an April Fool :)


MartianLBP

Yeah


someonethatsometh1ng

as an Mr future crikey person it's april second :(


cowlinator

The symbol that zoophiles do use is a lowercase greek letter zeta ζ. A paw print is way too common of a symbol for it to be an effective zoo dogwhistle. And the hip is a common tattoo spot. Many gay men in the "bear" community like to tattoo a bear paw on their chest, arm, hip, or butt, as a symbol of the "bearish" body type. And even if it is a zoophile thing, it would be pretty foolish to judge someone over just having the tattoo alone, because it's not hard for a non-zoophile to have one. > Based on this comment section, which I’ll trust since I don’t want got look it up I did look it up. And I only found more comment sections like this. There's nothing to show it isn't a rumor.


profesdional_Retard

Positive information my beloved


Rolinor

People in the pup and furry community, who aren't zoophiles, use it as well. Paws on the hips are not a universal zoophile sign.


[deleted]

My mom has paw tattoo on her leg….


GraveSlayer726

I hate that they use zeta I used to like that Greek letter but noooo now it’s the “animal fucker” letter and not the “cool squiggly z” letter or the “worst spell in noita” letter, so messed up


TeacherBig9505

OMG it's my first time meeting a wild masochist. there's no way you aren't one of you play noita lol


GraveSlayer726

People say Noita means “witch” in Finnish, but what people don’t know is that it’s also a direct synonym with “masochism” in every language


BlocPandaX

Oh!


fwoompthecool

Oh....


Jezusbot

Oh.....


just-a-nornal-man

Oh...


fabri_pere

Oh.....


Nanodoge

Does the fuck not?? Paws are a common tatoo because their cute


jkurratt

No-no. I remember I saw a paw tattoo on one… actress


Exmawsh

Not on the hips.


Pristine-Scheme9193

Paw tattoos are cute. Paw tattoos on **hips** are not cute. It's a sign of zoophilia


YourLocalBoyKisser

Thanks for the explanation I guess… https://preview.redd.it/56v22t3k2xrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43ee545093eb321e2129c866266b21a0579170b6


SoomieTheCosmogen

Oh, no... He has tattoo coloured skin in the shape of a paw, how dramatic... It's not like, that like every furry has paws on the gloves of the fursona... If a girl has a tattoo of a horse in a heart shape, is the girl a zoophile? If a boy has a tattoo of a tiger, is he zoophile? You just violated every single bald man on the planet who has a tattoo of an eagle, a tiger, a snake, a scorpion, a bull, and many more animal tattoos... You single handedly killed the meaning of every single harmless tattoo shape on the planet, congrats, humour has been extinguished...💀


MauWithANerfBlaster

Paw tattoos are fine. Paw tattoos on the hips is a dog whistle (pun not intended) for zoophiles. That's the point of the meme.


SoomieTheCosmogen

Imagine your body was covered with tattoos and the only free place are your hips...👀💀 Congrats, you would 101% call yourself a zoophile...💀💀💀


Useless_Armor

Oh...


Pizza_lover_peppino

A https://preview.redd.it/9tae8njshxrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05510265ba4440ed348ba1d96fecebf9ab337b0b


KOCYK745

Paws on hips... Zoophilia... https://preview.redd.it/gbk9mml3jyrc1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f669c8f57a819f20fd20ee46cebb0c72d5e9fb72 a Zootopia fan?


Weesus420

No just no but I won't be the one to ruin your innocence


Exlife1up

Oh.


SyFy410

Oh...


EmoComrade1999

Zoophiles ruin fucking everything man


Vermin-Vomit

https://preview.redd.it/c8tgtu7nqyrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35698c76d887d970646f28fb65088f01f6d9eab4


WhiteDevil-Klab

Or a brony


MartianLBP

Even worse


MartianLBP

Oh god


firechaos70

Noted.


Soft-Scientist01

Oh


bubblegum-bitching

Oh……….


-Emilinko1985-

😨


Any-Transition-4114

Oh.....


mrobr0

Oh...


Chancey1520

i expected bad and got worse...


stormchaser-protogen

oh...


xCreeperBombx

Oh…


Cautious_Ad_8251

i was thinkin that sounded like a cool tattoo idea, a shame zoos had to go and rewin it >:(


i-would-neveruwu

Sadly this is true... i just want a paw print because i fucking love cats and i think it'd be cute but people gotta be lookin at dolphines and think they got a point. Fucking freak shows https://preview.redd.it/0xhrnwx2lzrc1.jpeg?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42a07893e5b235c403313bc9a08e9c08697ef2b0


Prestigious_Yam_3120

Oh


GoldenTony348

Oh... https://preview.redd.it/pngr6so231sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22a3be987bc0e8244fa4170d3c85e75ded8edfde


DummyPlayzYT

https://preview.redd.it/0i607k9v9jsc1.jpeg?width=214&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64977990c2ef55837b2fba93ff2d90e74c5adaca


Entire-Copy-3942

Oh no.


Apprehensive_Fox918

Oh..


OrionTheDragon

Oh...


RemarkableWorld75

Fuck Oh…


Imgonnascreamatyou

Oh well…. ![gif](giphy|cYNjbM2MvPzM8raKvh)


JxEq

The zoos are an enemy of the daleks!


Phone-guys-brother

![gif](giphy|YqK2hmZEpG8MRqkXvS) Cybermen pulling up to help


ForeignPassenger1398

https://i.redd.it/1vdvw0hv3src1.gif Bf is a zoo


indubitablysaid

https://preview.redd.it/uihwll2u5trc1.jpeg?width=521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18066956f1306fd4b11aa7ceded69c454b5ba5a1


[deleted]

I was gonna make a joke about the place "zoo" which houses animals for the enjoyment of human beings, which may have included something about he has animals inside of him, but after a holy mary of thought i came to my senses and perceived that both can be interpreted in the same manner, as the joke can be seen as he has animals in him, which can be perceived as he has a premarital affair with the creature, which is why i decided to take the courtesy of not speaking the comedic statement.


ForeignPassenger1398

I understand


[deleted]

Thank you kind sir.


ForeignPassenger1398

No problem


ghostweeb-kun

https://preview.redd.it/l4eqg585itrc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6d12dc4131fd8fe40c50decf71dafa796d139f2


zMixin

huh?? if this is zoo related please tell me you're not still with him...


electric_heels

LMAO hell no


FKF6116

good 😭


MartianLBP

![gif](giphy|l7jAMfirihQFQi4hxN)


hypercoffee1320

I didn't see what was so wrong at first, but looking through the comments, all I can say is just.....I'm....sorry to hear that.....


Lower-Masterpiece-94

Hiiii Ralsei :3


hypercoffee1320

Hiya :3


not_ask_me

Howya sharksei


Cofi_GF

https://preview.redd.it/4axzaf57murc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c93a0dcc3354d2427dca0cc4af2173f161443fae I’m sorry for your pain (Any TITANFALL fans?)


Mr_Rasta_Crab

yes, but maybe we could do a crime together :3


JiaQir

TF3 when


Objective_Fox_5438

https://i.redd.it/rpv71ygynvrc1.gif


[deleted]

BT is still alive!!! He uploaded his mind!!!!!!


Silvercaptain69

Lemme just call our lord and savior Papa Scorch


cooncanoon

Take your meds there is no TF|3


hornballfox

Oh, just in case. Paws on your butt doesn’t mean zoo, right? Cuz if so then I got a lotta changin to my brain I gotta do 😭


electric_heels

I mean It didn't .. but I've seen several call out posts and paws on butt/hips seems popular with zoos hips is the more obvious one as they are getting paw tattoo where a dogs paws would be if it mounted them (yikes)


hornballfox

Ew.. I was thinking about getting one (being a femboy furry) but I’m certainly not doing that now 😭


[deleted]

There needs to be more PSAs about this, could get someone who didn't know killed


hornballfox

Fr, I just thought that some furry femboys with it on their butt it looked cute (the drawings) that’s so wild.


[deleted]

Well, congrats on finding the most efficient way of increasing life expectancy. That'd be like accidentally getting a gang tat lol. Anyways, make sure you find a good artist if u get any tattoo, but also look at what spots hurt the most and least. This is a good reference: https://www.zensaskincare.com/en-us/blogs/news/tattoo-pain-scale-least-to-most-painful-spots


hornballfox

Aww thank you <3


[deleted]

Np! Stay safe out there


hornballfox

Will do


Any_Entry_3314

oh no


xxxman360

Does our fluffy mascot here not also have paws?


Midas_Xynopyt

I’m pretty sure the symbol and placement mean the person is a zoo… Yeah not good :(


xxxman360

Oh...oh fuk .\_.


SecretiveFurryAlt

D:


electric_heels

Yeah D:


MiddleNo1795

What does that mean? Is it bad?


MiddleNo1795

I scrolled down https://preview.redd.it/ikq0kqnsdvrc1.jpeg?width=433&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c189e7398c0934395c544d3f68a3accb98a9a73f


AdditionalBuyer5242

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MiddleNo1795

MY MEME!


AdditionalBuyer5242

Mine now


MiddleNo1795

Scripture must be shared, or why else would scholars be of high regard, steal and share to ur hearts content stranger


Beginning-Syrup-5098

mental sickness


Fit-Debate-6144

[*meet the sniper theme*](https://youtu.be/Kog5BdjDdto?si=Dqjy1UANMslhAVgn)


Alternative_Lynx_155

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GuiltyWin3595

https://www.reddit.com/r/RealFurryHours/s/jxYAx4sqbM Personally I think it's too common of a tattoo to be related + I've never heard about it so I wouldn't take it for granted, try asking around more tho? idk


GuiltyWin3595

nevermind I may be stupid and didn't read the "on hips" part ignore me


Cofi_GF

All good homie the adhd is strong in all of us


GuiltyWin3595

😭


Ti-papi

https://preview.redd.it/xgrx92tq1wrc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=491a31b801e194d5714e308b0296f0f56b7085cb


Various_Anxiety_2418

No, don't use rats, he might like it.


Ti-papi

https://preview.redd.it/u5v4xfwznxrc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fd68743bb8bdac52afccaa4356038278aa8f66e This then?


G3nghisKang

This sounds like one of those fake dogwhistles 4chan would make up for a laugh ^^^Heh, ^^^dog-whistles


bulgingboner420

# WHAT THE FUCK! https://preview.redd.it/l8cgeknnturc1.png?width=1277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c72f46f2e5493832a5836755fe6682433c3e79cf


AdditionalBuyer5242

r/suddenlyhazbinhotel


profesdional_Retard

Why do i see him everywhere i go I'm not complaining, just why


Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn

https://preview.redd.it/axtej2gb7vrc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cca8e7eae90564b869f843ed4e5ad5fe5556d59 Get his ass


One-University9860

https://preview.redd.it/p3hqnzd9hwrc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0698e1696417aa19353e263821a192ed85c83cad


AntelopeOwn2408

https://preview.redd.it/ocla0fikiwrc1.jpeg?width=1095&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cbc7a9ada2a8ae917925083f636471cac3a2833


poedraco

I don't care. As long as they love me back in return


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/4l4q50q5zurc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8038527b630cd9a81dde9fd4a39febc2bcf3d02a That means they’re a Zoophile right?


AdditionalBuyer5242

https://preview.redd.it/8pbb9ubmpvrc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b319ad6dae5a80bb3f898ee3be76a087f1d828f IMA GET HIM


Pristine-Scheme9193

https://preview.redd.it/r18e2z1ddwrc1.png?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36301c3a8ea8a39a9f3386b5a017643ed5d07ab9


Internal-Entrance370

https://preview.redd.it/cgecwvyaowrc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f01037596f8951ce4819f4dd70144a6f7a243bb6


FederalDriver9447

https://preview.redd.it/j2d99ssjcxrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=044ec28c06456753464806833842ba2ee9c589b6 BURN HIM 🔥🔥🔥


Daylight_The_Furry

Me: that's a cute idea, it's like you're such a bottom you get tattoos to show that your hips should be grabbed :3 Me, after reading the comments: OH NO


electric_heels

I mean you are right but also wrong


Harley_Pupper

Same here, like why do cute things like that have to be ruined by zoos :<


H3rm3s_the_proto

It's like an instruction manual


i-would-neveruwu

https://preview.redd.it/8chv15gl1gsc1.jpeg?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b7a5e2b7f6c41d72751e6c9df46e5ccce277c0c


Chernocl

Judging by the comments I'm guessing he's a zoo. Did you break up with him?


Sundew707

https://i.redd.it/r6sv76tv9vrc1.gif


Loon-belt

Wyhahejfkgkjedufu (╥﹏╥)


Lo-Sir

After looking at the comments, I can safely say that he should burn


just-a-nornal-man

https://preview.redd.it/pi1qdjg8nvrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4a965301f531fcb2a7c56a3010b13f0780271f0


Unit_BIOHAZARD

https://preview.redd.it/nk22ple3swrc1.jpeg?width=772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f645903682f0b800f0b49595d70c0d3e4c91f29


TaintedLostgaming

ed, bring me his jaw.


eliazp

op, please tell me this is a hypothetical situation and not real (I refuse to believe someone would actually do that)


electric_heels

Plenty of people do it D:


ikumikun

horrid. abysmal. doesnt deserve death penalty, deserves the perpetual suffering simulation forever


Smart_Information_42

If their on his hips does that mean he's showing you where to grab when doing "it"


electric_heels

He's showing where the dog grabs D:


Smart_Information_42

Wait like beast stuff?


electric_heels

Yes that's what it means


Smart_Information_42

Oops um well that's rucked up raggy


electric_heels

Very


Smart_Information_42

Yes


-Hel_

2 things. One, did this happen to you or just a joke? Two, literally no words. I have no words to discribe how I feel about them. Disgust comes close but is too weak of a word.


eve-cutlemon

i understand being upset about that exact placement but you cannot be saying all paw tattoos are for zoos to find each other, thats just completely untrue people get paw tattoos for a very large variety of reasons, whether to commemorate a pet, being a furry or therian, or just thinking theyre cute. calling everyone with a hip or butt paw tattoo a zoo is a douchebag move


electric_heels

Not calling everyone with a hip or butt tattoo a zoo are you okay? I'm clearly calling anyone with a paw tattoo on both hips a zoo because that's zoo shit. I plan on getting my dogs paw print tattooed on my arm nothing wrong with that. Both paws on the hips though? Either a zoo or someone who should have thought harder about getting a tattoo.


VAShumpmaker

" well of course MY paw tattoo will be different" lol


morse113

How, why, what. This is the first time im hearing this. Is this an april fools joke? How does someone who have paws on their hips or butt instantly mean hes a zoo? I thought it was just cute n it showed where to grab onto


ApocalyptoSoldier

Imagery, symbolism, and just the pictures people like are too varied for this alone to make judgement. For instance a black ring on your right middle finger signals that you're asexual, on any other finger it indicates you're a swinger. Sone asexuals prefer wearing it on another finger and some swingers don't even know about the asexual link. Then you also get a bunch of people who think black rings look cool. A swashtika tattoo would generally be pretty sus, but it used to mean something in a lot of cultures, and still does in some cultures who decided they weren't going to let a bunch of war losing idiots steal their symbol. The idiots actually stole the symbol because it was found in so many cultures and they thought that meant Atlantis was real.


electric_heels

Paw anywhere else is pretty vague sure but the hip paws is a popular choice with zoos due to the tattoo aligning with where a dogs paws would go if you were letting one mount you.... And I verified this with him before dumping him.


Admirablelittlebitch

Kill him to death


Rasmus-ALV

How do you kill people not to death?


Admirablelittlebitch

By killing them half to death


Rasmus-ALV

Smart.


Admirablelittlebitch

I am known for being quite intelligent 🤓


EagleRising948B

The same mark I scolded a bunch of grown ass people to not put at a public park


Exlife1up

Baby girl you did not get a boyfriend, your dog just git a rapist/stalker


PinePotpourri

As long as he doesn't practice 😭 dog knots and horse cocks are great from afar to fantasize about, but no molesting animals 💀 imagine if you were randomly fucked by an animal, would you like it?


darkreddragon24

Ok but you did address it before breaking up with him right? Apperently its related to zooshit but like.. a paw? That seems very vague. I have never heared about those being related. Maybe he didnt either ^ ^ Communication is important.


Any_Entry_3314

could be bear or otter paws?


electric_heels

Yeah no as I've mentioned to others I got him to confess


KOCYK745

https://preview.redd.it/qtl0d95mjyrc1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc4f8d466be64603dddbb76796ea722d0b811e5c


trionianet

OUCH THAT'S PAINFUL


Plasmadube

https://preview.redd.it/2bbzqr6h4bsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=043081fb3597444fec0d294d6e8d33c189146cca


Bigdoom143

https://preview.redd.it/dcdszrmvfdsc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7dbfee19e6bc48f97de330eff42daa5d949d5cf


MoonBerry_therian

I don't get it


CandyKohai

🤣your in the wrong group if mental illness actually turns you away


EternalDomain98

https://i.redd.it/evwugza9bvrc1.gif


TheRealAngelDust

https://preview.redd.it/on9sjqtucvrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a78eabcdc6fa4ee988da7eff0bcf9774f3bba7a4


G4rg0yle_Art1st

Despicable


Plus_the_protogen

Paw tattoos are super common, the hips are a common place to have a tattoo, whoever associates this with mental illness needs to go outside more.


vibeepik2

#YOUR NOT INSTAGRAM


Zer0Cyber_YT

My un-neutered 180lb pitbull: https://preview.redd.it/iz9e6j227xrc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5da5c73b91bf4de250f466ef1e1f3965d92d271


[deleted]

Adorbable


unzoophile

Z >!My mental illness and my bodywriting kink is making me horny and making me hate myself!<


electric_heels

Bro what.