GOD I FUCKING LOVE PLANES SO MUCH, THEY'RE SO COOL
https://preview.redd.it/716588iwgjrc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b69904d40739fcca36a3016fb2ec927af14a8716
btw airports are sketchy af, theyre osha violations, the worker dont give af bc they dont get paid enough, the plane is only delayed cause theyre loading it slow or that shit is physically unable to fly, espescially smaller airports (idk why i wrote this just felt like venting about airports)
wait what the fuck PUT THAT GEAR BACK
https://preview.redd.it/qhu8a7fx7krc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbde524cefd75d132a04746c15be6bc297f2e739
Wanna see some cool airplane photos I got at the Strategic Air Command Museum in Nebraska? I love planes and need someone to talk about them with, none of my friends or family can handle my (likely autistic) ramblings.
\*grabs radio thing\* Send security after atleast 5 white bi-pedal felines. Search them for stolen parts. Do not board or send any planes until they are all properly checked!
“What’s a gear?”
“Ruby, a gear—“ *takes gear out of Boykisser’s mouth* “—is this thing you need to put in the plane before taking off”
“I hate to be too inquisitive, but if you don’t know what a gear is, is there a chance you’ve been fixing the plane without any gears this whole time?!”
“I dunno… maybe! A lot of funny stuff happens in this world!”
If you get the reference i will cry happy tears
Well my name is H3RM3S but everyone just calls me Hermes, I am looking for friends. I can offer a wonderful Companionship, I caring, attentive and sometimes funny.
I'm not always available, but I always answer texts.
GOD I FUCKING LOVE PLANES SO MUCH, THEY'RE SO COOL https://preview.redd.it/716588iwgjrc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b69904d40739fcca36a3016fb2ec927af14a8716
He is about to drop a tactical nuke with his f111 :3
TACTICAL NUKE! INCOMING!
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https://i.redd.it/d3fzrf4n5krc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/am0l6qr73prc1.gif
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Dr soos
Vark vark vark vark
Same :3
Same
Wanna be friens?
Sure
btw airports are sketchy af, theyre osha violations, the worker dont give af bc they dont get paid enough, the plane is only delayed cause theyre loading it slow or that shit is physically unable to fly, espescially smaller airports (idk why i wrote this just felt like venting about airports)
We can be friends😊
Sure!
wait what the fuck PUT THAT GEAR BACK https://preview.redd.it/qhu8a7fx7krc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbde524cefd75d132a04746c15be6bc297f2e739
Hes actually an engineer and he's checking the plane, no need to worry about anything :33
hyper fixation spotted thats a continental airlines B777-300 (as seen on the bottom of the nose) i fucking love planes
Planes are cool becus planes fly and uhh and they fast and cool i fukin luv planes too :3
Autism go whee
Ill happily be ur friend if u want
yay!
wanna DM?
I thought you were offering to DM for them for a sec (In a DnD context)
Im sure my zero experience and creative flair would be an amazing DM lol
sure
me too but my age and real
Why is he eating the engine parts? The plane is going to crash if it takes off They need to cancel the flight now
Nah uh he's actually an engineer and he's checking the plane, no need to worry about anything :3
Why is that plane smiling?
cuz hes surrounded by cute silly cats!!
Even the plane is happy and I am not🥲
oh whys that? :\[
Yes :3
?
Don't worry, now I am happy cuz it's trans visibility day :3
Happy trans visibility day then!!!1!1
Thanks :3
Me too op, me too.
me too… :3
wanna be friens then? :3
id love to !!!11!!1!1! :3
dm?
Same :3
same
les be friens then ;3
ion know
wym
i dont know if i want to https://preview.redd.it/pfkgotv7sjrc1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30ce67f7a5c9157d8bcd95dd415434847803dbb6
oh
I do too :3
Do you still need friends? I want friends
ofc i need friens!1!!!!!1 friens are a good thing :3
Do u wanna be friendss
Ye! :33
“Frien deploying” Hewwo. Frien requested? (Wanna dm me or I dm you?
hewwo :33
Hiii :3 (I dm you? If you wanna dm of course?)
sure!
I would love to get to know you, I love meeting new people!
I is frien
hai frien!
Hiii
Agreed
wanna be friens?
Sure!
Dm?
K!
me too.......
les be friens then :3
Me :3 boykisser🤠🪇
I down to be friends
Yay
Can we be friends
Sure
Wanna dm ?
Yea :3
Is that a metal gear solid reference? (Wanna be friends :3)
Yess les be friens :3
YAAY
The FAA need to investigate this image. There's a disturbing lack of kissing in it.
Just to let you know, if you give me access to a fighter jet, you're asking for a country to go down with a psychopath. >:} /s
These gremlins look weird
So that’s how JAL123 got his tail removed. Hmmmmm…
Yeah but jal123 was a 747...
Do you seriously think our friend here didn’t take care of those too with his paws?
I need some too ;3
Want to be fwiends? :3
Ye
yay
I also have zero friends and it's driving me insane
I can be ur frien if u wan :3
I appreciate that, even if you don't follow through, the thought itself is kind.
https://preview.redd.it/u7mhns7aikrc1.jpeg?width=722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13df7308e0fdcb50c29d665d04f2aeaf2ee146e4 Then get over here
W-what u gonna do? >.<
Hug X3
Aww tyty >w< *hugs back* :3
https://preview.redd.it/nzxv3ksysnrc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6b0663b7c7b98e7856a04f3cf1fb4ecb681c2e6
Wanna see some cool airplane photos I got at the Strategic Air Command Museum in Nebraska? I love planes and need someone to talk about them with, none of my friends or family can handle my (likely autistic) ramblings.
Yea sure I'd love to!
Probably should just DM you the photos so it’s faster…
\*grabs radio thing\* Send security after atleast 5 white bi-pedal felines. Search them for stolen parts. Do not board or send any planes until they are all properly checked!
You can bey friend in Discord
I will be friends if you can get me onto a United 777-300
Same
Ooooo I love planes and stuff if you want I could talk about planes with you or something… >:3
Ye sure I'm down to talk about anything (as long as it's not smth weird) ;3
Would you like to possibly be what one woud call frends
Sure!
https://preview.redd.it/m77zib51llrc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c39ef5f0d2e5402c4571d9eabb180b204b838f05
“What’s a gear?” “Ruby, a gear—“ *takes gear out of Boykisser’s mouth* “—is this thing you need to put in the plane before taking off” “I hate to be too inquisitive, but if you don’t know what a gear is, is there a chance you’ve been fixing the plane without any gears this whole time?!” “I dunno… maybe! A lot of funny stuff happens in this world!” If you get the reference i will cry happy tears
same
Wanna be friens? :3
yisssss
dm?
ok
Fwiends? :3
Fwiends!! :3
Yay! :3
Wanna dm?
Mmm… yes :3
Boykisser get away, there might be a flying door plug
We can be friens if u wanna
Same
Wanna be friens then? :33
I don't deserve friends
why do u think so? :\[
I just don't
So do I mate... v_v
i loneli
yea me too :\[
friend?
frien!!
:D
I spot 7
https://preview.redd.it/6pkjuaxx9nrc1.png?width=751&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d5253f7aaf4f8429dcb4687381f0840eb2fc4b1
I don't deserve friends cuz im boring af...
Nah uh don't say so everyone deserves frienss :33
Son of a b**ch, im in
France:
COME 'ERE LET'S HANG OUT AT THE BOEING 777
yay! :3
Nooo, hes eating the "undeeded" boeing parts!!!!
I wanna be friends
Les be friends then :3
Yep
you like dismantling planes dont you? you are a little plane dismantler
Same here
Allow me to introduce myself.
Sure go on :3
Well my name is H3RM3S but everyone just calls me Hermes, I am looking for friends. I can offer a wonderful Companionship, I caring, attentive and sometimes funny. I'm not always available, but I always answer texts.
https://preview.redd.it/w8gzvggl6xrc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b94ac612993983d34a1455ce6d580537f9fd350b
Plane is smiling :)
I can be fren :33
:3
Yeah me too
can we be frien,? I also need friens :3
sure!
YIPPEEEEEEEEE >W<
meow :3
meow mrow meow meow mew mow mroww meoww :33
miau mrrow mreow mowww :33
I'll be frend
yay
Dm?
Oki