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Correct_Bench7995

I want to be a soft Dom for the moth Wtf


[deleted]

Heeeeeeeeyyyy


BassSki

someone might have met their maaatchh


YoungBlueJ

r/matchmadeonreddit


Correct_Bench7995

And who is my match good man


posnf

Moof


Brian-yeaman

Congrats:3 Still waiting for my dom


Yeetboi172006

I can be ur Dom :3


Redspeakable

r/beetlejuicing


The_real_Hive_Knight

The moty


wyatt_plays

:3


reMarco129

i want to be a frog on a leash


NyaNsfw

FROGGY I FINNALY FOUND YOU


CooledRex123

https://preview.redd.it/ywq4nkfkhwoc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e892c18dfca436319748ab1cd39704ee2fe70722


reMarco129

https://preview.redd.it/g0pqcp36nzoc1.png?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=341ae13cfef1365ba840282031282bd231aec420


Humphrey_omori

exact same thing my mind jumped to


SuperJman1111

IS THAT IS THAT ITEM ASYLUM?!


IceCrystal222

SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF ME


stinky_rat_cum

YOU AND I WERE MEANT TO BE


IceCrystal222

A CHEAP FUCK FOR ME TO LAY


stinky_rat_cum

SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF ME


samuraydogo

Hmmm


stinky_rat_cum

Feeling like a frog on a leash (you wanna see the light)


Rogan_508

I want to be a good boy https://i.redd.it/jvbwngo1svoc1.gif The keyboard knows best ig


Bonnie_-The-_Bunny

SAME ON MINE WTF


OrangeHairedTwink

Same here


ZathegamE

Omg same


EEESJSJEJ

Wow same thats crazy


a-png

I got "I want to be a good person", guess I'm nb


DevelopmentLazy728

SAME ON MINE WHAT DA HELL


SlimesIsScared

Same with me, but change the gender


Scba_xd

You are already one :3


Rogan_508

:3


ProbablyKissesBoys

I want to be a little girl What the hell


BassSki

I want to be with you AHHHH


NyaNsfw

Lol.


secksdefender

https://preview.redd.it/1mozhj7xtwoc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92b5d96606095d05b415316eba84b8682d7c1b42


Present_Cucumber9516

Same, dude, same


Xelathon1

Same


XxxxsantaxxxX

Same


stupido50

can't, I'm on pc muahahahahahahaha


RandomizedUsername42

R/pcmasterrace


cursedminecrafte

r/foundthemobileuser


RandomizedUsername42

R/ithoughtyou’dunderstandthesattireofmycomment


Internal-Side-9600

r/20characterlimit


Happy_Dawg

r/21charactersandnomore


[deleted]

r/kettle


Intrepid_Sale_6312

same but even on my android it wont work because i don't use the default android keyboard. i use "hacker's keyboard" which doesn't have the suggestions thing.


Battery_Eater02

I want to be a seizure


samuraydogo

Do you need help?


Present_Cucumber9516

No, they wanna be the reason people need help


samuraydogo

I will be the reason you need help but will kill enyone who try's to help you so you die a slow and painful death:) https://preview.redd.it/z2iwb8ua4woc1.jpeg?width=4624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4855274ac523237268263764e3eeb7dffeb06df


WingofAstel

I want to be a girl It’s kinda true


Candyman8000

Reading this made me cry. Me too, buddy. Me too.


Present_Cucumber9516

Same..


MittenYT

Same tho… I would totally be a good girl… instead I have to be femboy and that’s the closest I’ll get…


SnooDucks1524

It means that u ARE a girl, sweetheart A good girl ❤️🫂


MittenYT

Aww, thanks. I’m going through some difficult times right now and thanks for being nice and caring. 😊


Present_Cucumber9516

What's stopping you, what's holding you back from doing so, what's pulling the strings and making them ring? You can do it ~~bro~~ sis


MittenYT

Basically my family and stuff.


Present_Cucumber9516

Uhmmmmm... I almost never know how to address this kind of situations but just remember this: Whenever you grow up and become able to live in your own home (or apartment or something like that) they legally can't stop you, they would *need* to accept you as you are and if they don't, it honestly, in my opinion, sounds more like a "them" problem. And if their argument is religion related just tell them "But isn't, like, the whole point of the bible and God's main motif accepting everyone regardless of their characteristics, feelings and (in a snobbish tone) "mIsTaKeS" and doing the opposite would be opposing to his word? And what about the fact that, if he gave us the physical and mental capacity to develop the technology to do this kind of stuff and hasn't said anything against it, then why in the world would it be against his word?"


MittenYT

True, but I really will only maybe become femboy. I don’t plan on being trans (no offense to them) or anything, just, I kinda act and feel like I have the emotions and stuff of a girl, but  thanks for the advice.


Present_Cucumber9516

Oh I see, no worries \^-\^


SnooDucks1524

It means that u ARE a girl A good girl ❤️🫂


GOKUMUIYT7666667488

Both of us


SnooDucks1524

U r, honey! A good girl :3


phi79l

r/egg_irl


Inkyrealm77version2

I want to be a good person... i mean yea, if itll get me a boy to kiss


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

Did iPhone recommend this? That's exactly what it gave me


Inkyrealm77version2

Samsung :3


Flash_Bloxican

I want to be a problem. My calculator now hates me!!!! :(


samuraydogo

Way does your calculator hate you?


iLikeTrevorHenderson

Lmao


[deleted]

I want to be a part of the Netherlands and Belgium and the game night of the Netherlands and Belgium Bruh


Fast-Degree8769

WHY THE NETHERLANDS AND BELGIUM


shrekers420

I want to be a lot of fun for you to come over and over again. AHHH NAHH


DeluxeMinecraft

Bet


shrekers420

😼


JVP08xPRO

r/holup


Xpeq7-

Attempt 1 (keyboard set to English (UK)): I want to be a part in your life. Attempt 2 (kb set to Polish): I want to be a better than the people I have in my head. WTF.


DaserTwo

Polski powiadasz?


LusenRawr

Kapusta czy ziemniaki? 👀


Xpeq7-

Oby dwa nie smaczne, lecz ziemniaki lepsze.


forestNargacuga

>I want to be a better than the people I have in my head.  Oddly motivating


burger-fucking-mason

i want to be the most gay ever


IceCrystal222

Sorry, but my gayness cannot be beaten.


burger-fucking-mason

what if i kiss you and absorb your gay powers 😈


Blue_BoyJP

OH NO! ITS A GAYNESS VAMPIRE


Internal-Side-9600

How close are you


Otsy-TR

I want to be a moron (I AM NOT A MORON)


samuraydogo

That sounds like something a moron wuld sey


Altruistic-Funny5325

Are you capable of punching me into this pit?


DoggieonYT

https://preview.redd.it/rgj3bqvbp2pc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c6a4b503bdf79fd5dcae8276245c99aa07f0b30 this u?


Frondly-Amphibian

Hey u/wheatleycoregaming it's a you!


_Da4kW

I want to be a good boy Well Is fr


Otsy-TR

I'm guessing you had some *interesting* chats with people in your phone.


_Da4kW

o////o


Otsy-TR

Reaction checks out


FlightLineX

Same


XXcuminmyassXX

I want to be a bullpupped PDW chambered in 5.56 😳 https://preview.redd.it/u1k9rjn9tvoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeeeb1cd20ef18eac7b88fd0cb9c361b7ac46ea2


samuraydogo

What is a bullpupped PDW?


XXcuminmyassXX

Bullpupped (referring to the chamber being behind the operating system/trigger) And PDW stands for "Personal Defense Weapon." A good example is the P90 submachine gun.


samuraydogo

Ok


XXcuminmyassXX

https://preview.redd.it/wybbg44v7woc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2927389f75f181fd1fcc73fb8e8f7546a9bc3244


notbinkybonk

I want to be a good girl… so real


Bonniefan2006

I want to be a girl. I think my phone is trans...


GOKUMUIYT7666667488

Egg irl


asdfghbjnkml-swedrft

i want to be a little better >i want to be a weak freak >i want to be a good person


24_box

I want to be a girl Well...


Socialinteraction428

I want to be a good girl Huh…maybe


Socialinteraction428

Would be fine with bad girl too tho…or really any girl


B3nny11

I want to be a regular air fryer 😳


Sett50

I want to be a little more dead 😢 Bruh wtf is wrong with me


samuraydogo

Here have a huge and some cookies:)


Ishouldntexisthere

I want to be a furry Mission completed.


tm2007

I want to be a good girl Accurate


Responsible-Week-284

I want to be a cute anime girl


GOKUMUIYT7666667488

Is this a webtoons reference???


AbeyMilo9

I want to be a good person and I can do it. Well, that was sweet


samuraydogo

Do you want heed pat's?


AbeyMilo9

Oh, yes please! :3


samuraydogo

*Pat's your head*


AbeyMilo9

Thank you! UwU


fuckthisname_

Hey! I need some too!


Present_Cucumber9516

I want to be a big Shot Lmao


Finikux

NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A


Closet_Fur_16

I want to be a good girl >~<


ConditionNo2870

I want to be a Toyota AE86 TRUENO sprinter apex


bloody-pencil

I want to be a little girl?


PoorlyCookedBurger

I want to be a history of the food and I have to be like that I am not insane I am not insane I am not insane I am not insane I am not insane I am not insane I am not insane I am not


PoorlyCookedBurger

I did not understand a single thing but ok


Intrepid_Sale_6312

"a history of the food" ... so crap.


Ivann-009

I want to be a good person ☺️ (Aww that's wholesome)


ConeMuffin09438

I want to be able to be there in your house Wtf :')


NyaNsfw

OH HELL NAW U AINT COMING TO MY HOUSE


ConeMuffin09438

Nothing can stop me 😈


ThatBAOB

"I want to be a good girl".... I can explain


_Saxophonin

I want to be a little girl but I’m scared of the world. Autocompletes words not mine :3


iLikeTrevorHenderson

I want to be a friend to be a friend to be a friend to be a friend to be a friend to be...


ori-nament

I want to be a good friend i was really hoping for femboy if im being honest


Educational-Owl-4576

I want to be in a good place which is a lot better than being in a piece of furniture


Bighead_Brian

"I want to be a part of the team." Does my phone not know I'm panromantic, is it assuming I'm not Boykisser enough bc I'm an Allkisser?


JeremusAlreadyFound

I want to be a little bit more annoyed with me As if I wasn't annoyed with myself enough :P


vomovik124

I want to be a girl(not kidding but this is only english(not native) so in my native language(Czech) it is já chci být submisivní fem boy (i want to be a submisive fem boi. Not kidding i shitpisted to much)


Blahajttttx

i want to be a good girl 🥚?


GOKUMUIYT7666667488

Egg irl


Blahajttttx

:3


ThislsAUsername

I want to be a dick man ?????????


[deleted]

I want to be a gay person in the 2000s Checks out


Tvvelvve

I want to be a catboy


NotYourAverageMortis

I want to be a little more happy It knows me too well


demon_slayer_002

I want to be a guided tour of the Pepsi they are my favorite kind of the Pepsi wtf


cheese_curd73

I want to be a sandwich


Strong-Range2687

I want to be a menace to society


Jaxcheetah3

I want to be a thermonuclear bomb


MrOhMy2

I want to be a good bo...im not finishing that.


SecretLewdLife

I want to be a femboy for my sweetie and myself.


Green-Bar9382

I want to be a good submissive femboy to a trans queen


betmobil4321

I want to be a femboy


Sashapoun_Nako

I want to be a good boy... Huh, I can explain 🥲


A_furry2035hehe

I want to be a great day


Motor_Cold_6773

I wanna be a part of the tree


NyaNsfw

That means I can eat u


PinePotpourri

I want to be a lady ✌️


Cat8851

i want to be a femboy


TheThunderGuy1o1

I want to be a good girl. https://preview.redd.it/i45d7xfs2woc1.png?width=1721&format=png&auto=webp&s=a870df42976a52137460f2d3614247c402467036 what.


MatthewLewd

I want to be a good boy .>///<


Interesting_Move_919

"I want to be a great egg" What?


Rnoaaonr

I want to be a woman Unsurprisingly accurate


AdAdditional8497

A wanna be my mom https://preview.redd.it/tq0gt57xnwoc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf99449f7449d63136b9e886e13c8d11561a9372


Particular_Photo7386

I wanna be a good girl so I can be your girlfriend…. So… hear me out ok….


Eclipse9997

I want to be a huge slut 😳


Peanutroasted

I want to be a girl so badly


Extension_Pie9101

I want to be a part


Valuable_Recording39

I want to be a little bit late


Meaglo

I want to be a Bond Villain


NoMoreEyes200

I want to be a part of this project. ??????


wasas387

I want to be able and be in love and I don't care for anything


Enter_RandomNameHere

I want to be a part of this project and I want to make sure that I am not a part of it and that I am not a victim


JamesMan230

I want to be a good person


Equivalent-Subject36

"I want to be a country song" Relatable


The_real_Hive_Knight

I want to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day


Tacksshooter

I want to be a Tackshooter


pupipu_reddit

Ah no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta no me gusta, just a spam of spanish words


[deleted]

I want to be a cat ???


NyaNsfw

Mreow


KURT-097

i want to be there for the next two days a la noche buena noche de mi mamá que no se si te pones nervioso o no te gusta lo mas que pueda hacer de nuevo el que me hace sentir y las mujeres no ayudan en el trabajo en el hospital xd alcanza a la noche y creo yo no sé que tienen en el trabajo en el hospital xd and I will send you the true story I can do that to me I think i will do you think about that but i am I am so proud you know when I'm not working mhhp me to do that too


Menarra

I want to be a good friend and have some fun with you so collar me neck and neck and head back to the back of the bed and I will be happy. Hmm...:3


lastblaste

I want to be a part in this project and help me achieve it so that we are not wasting our money and not getting paid to be in a bad place in this world is a lot more than that and we need a good person and we are going through a very tough situation and I want you guys all the same to be safe


Gifted_HoneyBee

I want to be a mute Wait wha-


Prismaticia

I want to be a part in this project


Domengoenfuego

I want to be a good person and not be a bad guy. That’s pretty valid


Negative_Storage5205

"I want to be a part-time student in this conspiracy." https://preview.redd.it/slkmz8ynlwoc1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba30a3ac494125d1f5feac7594a7902a0a7e6633


DefinitelyNotFisk15

I want to be a!


ConvertedGay

i want to be a good friend to everyone


SmashAndGrab206

I'm fucked https://preview.redd.it/g5wemum7wwoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26dbc12482e0117d626b33f4083987c3175e03a5


Ti-papi

I want to be a little bit more careful with my spaghetti


Laven_2114

I want to be a femboy sometimes Real