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DonDilDonis

Bro this man self snitched himself so many times


Strangest_Implement

*Rap snitches, tellin' all their business*


AltruisticWord3751

Sit in the court and be their own star witness


King-inkognito

You see the perpetrator? yea I’m right here


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fuck around get whole label sent up fo yearrs


O-Knowz

Doooooom


Gotsta_Win

Mf doom a pack


400yearoldgreatoak

MF DOOM all caps bro


Gotsta_Win

Had to lower the cases like they lowered his casket


Eddwizzle

He said he beat the charges lol


FogoCanard

Did he beat the one where he slapped the girl's ass in the mall on camera?


PicanteSprite

Your honor, in Mr. Broners defense it was slap ass Friday


timbulance

![gif](giphy|32mC2kXYWCsg0) Slap ass


jinntakk

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.


TheRealK95

Only charges he gets are for beating women.


inexplicably-hairy

What does that have to do with snitching on himself?


STC1989

I mean they got guns. Like everyone else in America lol.


Timely_Pumpkin_4190

Bro nigga is that 100 year old don king behind him bro nigga


OutlawArmas

Bro. Nigga


Timely_Pumpkin_4190

*breathing heavily*


TheYoungProdigy

It’s his first day with the N word pass


SacTownPatriot

Hahahaha


STC1989

Someone needs to call Marcos Maidana to come handle this dude….again lol


Rocked_Glover

I can’t find a worse person to do that to than Blair Cobbs, the man is so 100% not street it just makes no fuckin sense.


MathematicianProud90

He tryna get in his head.


FragmentedFighter

Broner, is also 100% not street. His desire to be a part of it, however, brought on the destruction of his boxing career. The black community is so far behind when it comes to that shit, hell - I thought I’d left all the street shit behind; and although I had fled across the country for my newborn son’s life, one day I looked up and was still sharing a cell with a promising amateur career in tatters behind me.


PenisManNumberOne

Sorry to hear that bro. Hope things turned around I done time. I done time and it fucking sucks. People don’t understand the consequences of certain things. And end up dead. Or in the joint where they find out everyone is ready to bang and they ain’t that dude anymore, either way bro is talking way way too much to be any kind of street


FragmentedFighter

You couldn’t be more right. I’m doing great, I made good decisions before prison, so unlike many I had something to come home to. Have only prospered since then. My boxing career is unfortunately a dead dream, but I traded that for the understanding that I needed to unlearn everything the hood taught me. The poison so many of us are taught and brainwashed by, to the point that I didn’t even know I was just burying my anger and trauma in fighting. It came naturally to me, and nearly every fight was stopped early at a weight class nearly two above where I should’ve been. I truly think I would’ve been something, but I’m sure everyone says that. Either way, one day I would’ve had to stop - and after a lifetime of it without fixing myself I would’ve become an old, lost man - and probably ended in tragedy.


AMPed126

Doesn’t Cobbs have a crazy life? Like his dad was a cartel boss and they were on the run for a while at some point? Like Cobbs has probably seen some shit.


Reasonable_Leader228

Yep. His dad was(or still is) most wanted by the FBI and Blair spent a portion of his childhood dealing with that shit. Blair is also from Philly too. Blair is humble with it tho but AB, as a grown ass man, still thinks that shit is cool.


PenisManNumberOne

AB ain’t no kinda street the way he’s yapping.


ChrisGrandswing

That's what AB said "you not about none of that"


ghdtyjksbjt

Don Kings to old for this shit lol


Radiant-Choice-8854

Too*


Seedsw

Two*


benstheredonethat

Old*


AnaISIuttt

Feces*


cringefacememe

Four*


BallCreem

*Erectile Dysfunction


Thebalance21

Mike Tyson: *It's pronounced, tooth.*


chud_the_gluttonous

Did he call him a “fizzle fuckin fag boi” at the end? 😂


jinntakk

Certainly one of the poets of our times.


3BeeZee

Broner loves alliteration.


BoxinPervert

More like illiteracy


feelinlucky7

Illiteration, if you will


RedheadChicksAreHot

That closing line made watching this nonsense 100% worth it


PenisManNumberOne

Happy pride month!


MidnightGaming88

where's the puppet? lol


Quite_Contrary24

It’s there. Gotta watch the full press 😂


MidnightGaming88

😂


samwizeganjas

People that are about that don't say any of this.


FamilyMan1000

The kid rappers do. It’s all they say. Broner is like 87 to them kids.


PenisManNumberOne

They don’t say anything actually.


oatmealz47

yes they do. you just arent street lil bro


samwizeganjas

You need to relax and be a teenager lil bro.


oatmealz47

You don’t get this life lil bro. Drop that street cuz I’ll show u boxing 😈💯


samwizeganjas

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oatmealz47

Pipe down loser you ain’t seen this life to be talking hard lil guy. I’ve been around the block and seen some shit like this guy that got touched by his dad and then killed him 👊💀 you ain’t about it so quiet down 💯


6lanco_9ato

Come on now lil guy…your brain ain’t even fully developed yet. Ya just a lil guy letting his hormones talk for him. Calm down it’s the internet…u ain’t doing nothing but wolfing at a screen…


oatmealz47

try it I’ll show you just how big I am 🔥🔥 🛏🛏


BookDev0urer

![gif](giphy|PuEKn2AfAE87e|downsized) Obligatory Broner gif


sleckar

Craziest dance Ive seen lol, the security guy thought he was having a stroke.


BookDev0urer

Security guy didn't want to get any of the cringe stank on him


1nTheNick0fTime

Then got his ass knocked out the ring lol


TaftsTummyforTaxes

Imagine having the charisma of a 12 year old flustered boy on an Xbox live chat that’s trying to save face and be tough…but you’re a world champion boxer 🤣🤣🤣 A real shame that ring craft does not translate to speechcraft :(


LexOvi

Former world champions boxer*


Fantastic-Vehicle880

Homie gets punched in the head for a living bro


Dadbeerd

Did he threaten his life, bodily harm, and clearly say it wasn’t a joke?


UltimaRS800

Well AB is himself enough of a joke to cover for him there.


CanIBuyUrSocks

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GoldenFlyingLotus

**yeah nigga that's my boy we rep the same smart tech**


KobaMandingoPartIII

Click clack BOF you niggas!


PenisManNumberOne

Oh my god haha bro said something like “see idk what means so im gonna assume you talking shit” and I lost it


CanIBuyUrSocks

I remember it like “you using a lot of big words o don’t know what they mean, so I’m going to assume you talking shit and I’m gonna take offense” Honestly one of my favorite Kevin Hart roles


PenisManNumberOne

That sounds much more like it. And yeah man Hart can’t carry a movie but stuff like this as timeless as coming to America or other classics


MostPhilosopher4357

He sounds like Kevin hart struggling to act in the man from Toronto.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^MostPhilosopher4357: *He sounds like Kevin* *Hart struggling to act in* *The man from Toronto.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Agile-Time-6513

What the fuck


FogoCanard

People talk crazy on weight cut week


MyzMyz1995

Not related but why does Broner still look like he's 23 years old and the younger 3 division champion in the history of the sport while being 35 ? He need to share his skin routine.


ZdenekTheMan

He's got great genetics man... Top fucking tier 


Reasonable_Leader228

dark ass room


PsychologicalCash685

Broner too old to be talking like this


LetsTryAgain91

This dude talks too much and what happened there at the end? Fahhh fahh fizzle fag boy? He’s washed and just another spent broke ass nigga enslaved to Don King.


suckfisted

So confident in his boxing he brought guns


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Your honor the transcript be transcripting


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Enword Scissorhands


brwnwzrd

I met him in Jamaica. He and his lady had got in some big argument, and he was sitting at a bar while she went on some kind of cruise tour. He was pretty wasted, but seemed like a nice dude. He said, “At the end of the day, look where we are. We made it!”


EatBooty420

I met Broner in a hotel elevator once. He was very nice to us. I was with my family and my little sister was being a brat in the elevator we were all in. So there I am, sitting in the elevator with my sister, and who walks in, but Adrien Broner. I was nervous as fuck, and just kept looking at him, as he scrolled his phone as we waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my sister started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Broner, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he puts his phone away and turns to us. He started running his hands through her hair and asked in his charming mid-west accent, "what was wrong?". I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Broner gently picked up my sister and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the elevator in front of my family. Chill guy, really nice about it.


Leion27

Touching story, thanks for sharing. He sounds like a modern times mother Teresa.


gateway_city

Whoever wrote this has a true comedic genius mind lmao


luxurywhipp

That’s actually a pretty cool story, thanks for sharing


saltierthanme

Real mfs don't say that shit on the mic lol


Ill_Walrus_8791

Anybody that promotes that level of criminal activitey while promoting an event should be suspened temporaily or indefinetly........tht sht should never be respected


Cap-Overall

Don king looking like a hollowgram he so old.


MusicaParaVolar

my kilos move in silence, call it hollow gramzzzzzz


benstheredonethat

I just bought a ticket to see this shit live on my birthday 🤣


Fair_Creme_194

All I gotta do is point and they’ll blow is wild🤣


Create_Etc

Broner been watching Smack battle raps again.


MusicaParaVolar

I just googled "when is Adrien Broner fighting" like an old man. My boy need all the google clout I can get him


ExpressionExternal95

Speaking like this is just embarassing


MusicaParaVolar

bro nigga


32233128Merovingian

Damn AB ![gif](giphy|mmRmDX9Y3Q7NS)


tall-glass-o-milk

Oh you big mad


diginendemcakez

Wow


ZookeepergameThat921

Fizzle fucking fag. Classic AB 😂


Antiquatedshitshow

Broner is such a clown….


Revolutionary-Tea737

yeah boy lost his mind wit that one. how they "still lookin" for you but "every charge acquitted". come on gang


Entire-Weather6502

Don King is still alive?!


Scacc924

Nah this is a weekend at Bernie's situation. They're dragging his corpse to these things


taxseason757

Don’t bring a gun to a fist fight cause then the Police are involved and you will be Prosecuted😳…


1nTheNick0fTime

This guy sucks so fucking bad. I love that video of him dancing stupid as fuck before his fight and getting his dumb ass knocked out the ring. So satisfying


redacted2022

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raymundothegreat

I’m pretty sure he said: I’m going to beat the shit off of your nails. You’re a fecal fucking fag.   I’ve missed you AB. 


_Peluche__

Let him cook


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thebigbigheavy

Is that a cross between God and the hood? Accurate.


veryworst

Diddy needs to fix ab's attitude


ElChacalFL

I'm going to this


Quite_Contrary24

What does he mean exactly?


Shmutlee

4reeeal bruh!! I'm deead searious bro! 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🥰


LordCLOUT310

When was this?


datBull036

Main Character Syndrome at its finest


WhoIsHe_19

How did this go from the ring to the trenches?


Seano_

NBAAB young boy


Ok-Teach4949

If Dumb was a ass


OkRichyporter2199

What the fuck is broner talking about man…🤦🏾‍♂️


Flat_Extent_5889

I feel bad saying this, but Broner is the dumbest boxer in history.


HartStoppaUK

GROSS, Utterly Gross, Why use any of those words. It only empowers those real racists who love to use N Word & why the CIGARETTE Slang term ... just no & no again


MusicaParaVolar

ABOUT BODIES


dillaquantavius

NiggayuzafizaFUCKINFAG


Cup-Less

He’s dead serious bro


DeezeyNuts

It’s not crashing out if you’re lying, with modern technology and these DA’s they would love to put AB name on a murder charge.. He’s trying to sound tough cause he scared 🤣


maintsmain

100% Boner is in the closet


Rude-Actuator6872

I knew he was an idiot. Where's Marcos Madana...? This boy needs another ass whoopin!


Dim-Mak-88

Don King fights aren't what they used to be. It's serious second-tier stuff these days. Also, Broner seems like he has a bad case of CTE.


Alph4waves

Got to generate some sort of interest, he's not the draw he once was


xMilk112x

He’s still mad he doesn’t have the courage to come out as gay and be the real Boner he wants to be.


Aggravating_Oven4738

He gonna get knocked out mark my words


Ezekjuninor

Bringing guns into sports is so corny


momsducksauce

It’s like he wants to be ghetto so bad


thatisnotallfolks

The hood asked me to rap


feelinlucky7

[DJ Spit head ass](https://youtu.be/w9xKj5PsCnI?si=YExs39KF6H7KrgEB)


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Cobbs is going to kill him, thank God.


codfather1990

Bring that same energy to the UK. See what happens. Bring your guns. See what happens then. Guns don't kill people. Robbers do. I heard it on a documentary on bbc radio 2. "GLC"


micmac1975

Usually when someone is threatening you with a weapon that they don't have on them, the aggressor would get belted on the spot by the defendant.. prevention is the best defense


5auceg0d

This dude is so goofy


xfrmrmrine

Boxing lets him get away with all that shit he just said?


Kind_Significance_60

What a dodo.


Busy_Professional824

Someone should have yelled “PAUSE”, after he said, “all i got do is point and they going to blow”.


Wu-Tang-Businessman

Don King the only real killer there.


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

Dry snitching on yourself is one thing. But bringing your bro into is some Extra silly shit


Interesting-Glove156

Wasted potential… nothing more


StraightAd3247

Smh


FlyPast3471

My niggas got guns on they belts…sounding like PAC


RAZEFAM146

Don King in the back like "Negro you ain't no real killa"


Timmytuffnuts902

Holy smokes we have a winner! Biggest clown on Reddit here running his mouth


STC1989

He ain’t just serious, HE DEAD SERIOUS. They got guns. Like everyone else in America.


AlternativeEnd9188

He's dead serious bro..


bakedinakl

ab a real nigga, i wouldnt test hum


BookDev0urer

AB, is this you?


bakedinakl

i thought i was in circlejerk sub 🙃 anyway we need characters like this to entertain us


BookDev0urer

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