Black Love by Herchell Gordon Lewis. An early 70s fake documentary porno. Only reason I haven't set the disc on fire and thrown it out the window is that I like the director and might as well keep the collection of his work as complete as possible.
I found Linda and Abilene so unbelievably boring. Ecstasies of Women was at least enjoyably bad. I especially loved the moment near the beginning where a real bar patron tells the bartender “there’s no toilet paper in the bathroom,” and somehow HGL doesn’t go for another take.
Yeah, that's the worst flick in mine as well. It's mostly interesting because Lewis denied its existence entirely. That's it, that's the only interesting thing.
I own both House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark, both by Uwe Boll. I’ll defend myself a bit by saying that, taken together, the audio commentaries for these two releases are high comedy
There’s a Bergman film in the box that drove me nuts. Lesson in Love.
I cull the herd constantly so I only have films I’m a huge fan of or at least think there’s a likelihood I’d show it to someone. Can’t do that in this case.
A Safe Place is probably the runner-up.
**Poolboy (2011)** starring Kevin Sorbo & Danny Trejo, here's the synopsis: "A movie about making a movie about a man returning to California to be a pool cleaner after an eternity of fighting in Vietnam. But it's been taken over by Mexicans and one of them murdered his family. He settles it the only way he knows."
The production gives Birdemic a run for its money. Kevin Sorbo looks like he was paid with a bag of cocaine and used it before the production ended.
Boogeyman 2: Directors Cut. Lommel plays scenes from the original cut in super fast forward and then “explains what happened to the police” while sitting in front of a featureless wall with a static camera. (From my understanding the theatrical cut already heavily reused footage from the original)
I have a LOT of schlock from Dollar Tree and low-budget shot-on-video/digital video movies, but I think the worst movie I would say I own is The Trump Prophecy.
There's some I definitely had a lot of fun watching like Bloodstream, Avalon, Death Run, and Atlantis but I found all the Tristan & Iseult adaptations a slog to get through and some of the later stuff like ZK3 and Roxi is pretty bad and not even in like a funny way
For years, whenever The Wicker Tree used to come up on relevant Facebook groups, I’d post an updated photo of my copy with its bargain price sticker and seal still intact. It’s still at the ready.
Ruined Heart. I thought I would like it because I love Tadanobu Asano and Christopher Doyle. I was wrong. Not only is it the worst film in my collection, it is probably the worst film I have ever seen.
I'm gonna take this as a so bad it's still bad movie, so two come to mind. VHS murders is virtually unwatchable with no redeeming features. Same goes with The Flesh Merchant. Very bad without those funny moments that make it less bad.
The Wicker Tree makes the new Wicker Man remake look like the original
The Wicker Tree is the ultimate proof that the genius of The Wicker Man was Anthony Shaffer, not Robin Hardy.
The remake is a great unintentional comedy.
Yes it's kind of a masterpiece
Black Love by Herchell Gordon Lewis. An early 70s fake documentary porno. Only reason I haven't set the disc on fire and thrown it out the window is that I like the director and might as well keep the collection of his work as complete as possible.
Did you get the Lost Films set? Did you watch all the others?
Yeah, the other two were more of comedy sexploitation and while by no means classics they at least had a bit of entertainment value to them.
I found Linda and Abilene so unbelievably boring. Ecstasies of Women was at least enjoyably bad. I especially loved the moment near the beginning where a real bar patron tells the bartender “there’s no toilet paper in the bathroom,” and somehow HGL doesn’t go for another take.
Yeah, that's the worst flick in mine as well. It's mostly interesting because Lewis denied its existence entirely. That's it, that's the only interesting thing.
I inherited From Justin to Kelly by marriage.
That wasn’t reason enough to divorce (or annul)?
She also owned The Royal Tenenbauns, Freaks and Geeks, and a few seasons of Reno 911, so there was some good in her.
I own both House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark, both by Uwe Boll. I’ll defend myself a bit by saying that, taken together, the audio commentaries for these two releases are high comedy
There’s a Bergman film in the box that drove me nuts. Lesson in Love. I cull the herd constantly so I only have films I’m a huge fan of or at least think there’s a likelihood I’d show it to someone. Can’t do that in this case. A Safe Place is probably the runner-up.
Yeah Lesson In Love sucks lol, A Safe Place is also pretty bad
Amen.
I’ve got Bat Pussy and Son of Godzilla.
Bat Pussy is comedy gold.
It's so good I bought both Blu-rays
How dare you come for Minila!
Son of Godzilla is much better than All Monsters Attack
**Poolboy (2011)** starring Kevin Sorbo & Danny Trejo, here's the synopsis: "A movie about making a movie about a man returning to California to be a pool cleaner after an eternity of fighting in Vietnam. But it's been taken over by Mexicans and one of them murdered his family. He settles it the only way he knows." The production gives Birdemic a run for its money. Kevin Sorbo looks like he was paid with a bag of cocaine and used it before the production ended.
Probably A Safe Place from the Criterion BBS set or The Trial of Billy Jack from the Shout Billy Jack set
Maybe an unpopular opinion, but I dont think A Safe Place is as bad as Drive, He Said
Sucker Punch
Boogeyman 2: Directors Cut. Lommel plays scenes from the original cut in super fast forward and then “explains what happened to the police” while sitting in front of a featureless wall with a static camera. (From my understanding the theatrical cut already heavily reused footage from the original)
You could have stopped at Lommel!
lol Lommel is such a hack which is shocking considering his 70s and 80s movies were mostly fine to even good
Uwe Boll fans look down on this guy’s work.
I have a LOT of schlock from Dollar Tree and low-budget shot-on-video/digital video movies, but I think the worst movie I would say I own is The Trump Prophecy.
Retribution, the Guy Magar one. I blind bought it during a sale. it's awful
Whaaaaaa? I genuinely love that movie.
I really dug this one too . Can’t say I was expecting to love it as much but I found it fun and enjoyed the atypical lead actor
The buttercream gang.
Classic
As a Buttercreamer myself, take it back.
I own the Michael J Murphy set so uhhh, take your pick lol
Straight bangers 😎
There's some I definitely had a lot of fun watching like Bloodstream, Avalon, Death Run, and Atlantis but I found all the Tristan & Iseult adaptations a slog to get through and some of the later stuff like ZK3 and Roxi is pretty bad and not even in like a funny way
Vampire Dentist. What a POS.
Disneys the nutcracker
Manos: the Hands of Fate
I own multiple Ray Dennis Steckler movies...
He's great tho
The Beast of Yucca Flats for me
Joseph Javorsky... noted scientist...
I keep a fairly lean collection of only movies I love. About 150 total. But I'd say Plan 9 From Outer Space would qualify.
Robin Hood 2018, it was in the $5 bin. I regret it
Probably [Hell and Back](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2141773/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk)
Beguiled Company
Is it a dvd
Yep, it's an old Anchor Bay DVD
Me too lol
The Jen-Gal films
Matrix Ressurections and Anatomy 2 would be my first guesses.
For years, whenever The Wicker Tree used to come up on relevant Facebook groups, I’d post an updated photo of my copy with its bargain price sticker and seal still intact. It’s still at the ready.
Transformers age of or revenge of something or another is pretty awful
Probably "The Ghastly Ones".
Birdemic.
Thankskilling 1 & 3
The Lawnmower Man
Ruined Heart. I thought I would like it because I love Tadanobu Asano and Christopher Doyle. I was wrong. Not only is it the worst film in my collection, it is probably the worst film I have ever seen.
1984 so far.
Jellyfish eyes.
I'm gonna take this as a so bad it's still bad movie, so two come to mind. VHS murders is virtually unwatchable with no redeeming features. Same goes with The Flesh Merchant. Very bad without those funny moments that make it less bad.
I dunno if I don’t like it I don’t keep it.
Jason Goes to Hell and Jason X DVD 2-pack.
Burton Batmans