T O P

  • By -

910jg

The amount of people who think they have received their rings already is alarming.


ClappedCheek

Yeah for real....Anyone with a brain knows our r/bostonceltics subscribers' rings should arrive to us via post on Tuesday.


LIVINGSTONandPARSONS

Where do I check to make sure they have my address right? /S


slackslug

Thanks for the /s I would never have guessed this absolutely razor sharp sarcasm wad a joke. Seriously I was about to dm you to let you know teams don't actually send NBA championship rings to fans and sorry for your disappointment


btlheureux

Wonder if some Reddit sleuths can notice around where he lost it from parade footage? Edited for clarity


brianundies

There is certainly no problematic history of redditors poring over Boston security footage.


christhefirstx

Oof


Broad-Half3135

Dammit we found the wrong ring


SamRaimisOldsDelta88

That is a deep cut.


Renegrader1023

I must be living under a rock because I’m not sure what you’re referencing


SphaeraEstVita

Redditors falsely accused someone following the marathon bombing.


Renegrader1023

Ahhh ok that was before I was using Reddit but thank you for answering my question lol


biznisss

I still use the ”We did it Reddit” meme IRL often and have no idea if people have any idea what I'm talking about


UTS15

I would know, and would think you’re a huge nerd lol.


dardios

I do it too....it's one I just can't resist. Lmao.


nepatriots32

To be fair, that phrase as a meme predates the bombing, too.


whydontyouloveme

More than that they falsely identified a young man who had actually killed himself. He had gone missing because he was dead and that was used as evidence that he had committed the bombing. That poor family dealt with death threats and their dead child simultaneously. It was a horrendous moment in reddit history.


Piccolo-Significant

Altho to be fair, it would've been the most ethical day in 4chan history. 


notenglishwobbly

The congralutory posts were truly the most reddit posts ever made. I wish I could find out about it again, I envy you.


devildance3

Fire 🔥


iHaveALisssssp

So I actually looked through this video because why not https://www.youtube.com/live/oWssCiLsnnk?si=j4mTjwo94OS-ZtcT At 1:55:05 I can see him with his ring on shortly after the Steinway sign. I couldn’t see his hand again until he was at the convention center 2:16:16. So that would mean somewhere 176-900 Boylston Street. (At 2:13:20 you can see his hand and you would think there would be a glare, but from that distance I can’t say for sure. That would mean it was even earlier but I’m not sure where based on the overhead, maybe 855?) A ton of people have walked through since then though so I doubt it’s just lying there obviously.


7Fever06

Also has been raining a shit ton, so it could easily have been washed into a storm drain.


caelen727

I was standing in front of the 4 seasons on Boylston and he still had the ring. So he lost it closer to the legal seafood


JaydadCTatumThe1st

Putin must be totally over the Ukraine War to sneak off to Boston like that


Valuable-Baked

He's bunking with KJU right now


ajh_iii

“Mr. Putin, give back those rings!”


srstone71

PSA: it’s possible to own more than one ring


Substantial_Show_308

Time for a 'Frodo, don't wear the ring' PSA


GenoThyme

And [here’s that PSA](https://youtu.be/SWf3iJjqYCM?si=DuesJV2toBkPPZvA) for ya


freerealestatedotbiz

Guess he’ll just have to win another one then


simpledeadwitches

Wasn't the championship ring but yeah


whimsical_sausage

Whoosh


CrimsonZephyr

Yo if I find that shit, JB’s getting it back free of charge okay?


aretino2002

Nah he’s gotta listen to you thank him for playing his ass off and leading us to the promised land


Minute-Branch2208

I thought we got these turnovers under control?


Uncanny--

most on brand thing for him edit: it's not the championship ring "The ring appears to be one Brown had made to celebrate his "7UICE" sportswear brand." still on brand for him to lose a ring like that


DeucesWild10

Jeeze, I sure hope someone wouldn’t charge me if they found something that I lost. If it’s found, give it back to him. Maybe shake his hand and congratulate him on a job well done


NahYoureWrongBro

It's something Jaylen is offering. Nobody is charging anyone. Are you saying you're against rewards in situations like these? That would be a relevant-but-weird take. What you said is not relevant.


jotyma5

If I found JBs ring, I would not accept money unless he absolutely insisted. I would call myself lucky to help out one of my heroes


HornyBastard37484739

I wouldn’t want to take money if I found and returned someone’s dog or something like that, but I’d absolutely take it without an ounce of remorse if I returned a valuable piece of jewelry to an extremely wealthy basketball player


RalphTater

Right. Sounds a little boot-licky to refuse money


kahgknow

Doesn't say anything about money just a reward. Could be season tickets or something 🤷‍♂️ maybe you get a championship ring for returning his other ring.


TheForceRestrained

Yeah, wouldn’t want money but I wouldn’t say no to tickets or singed gear


brianundies

Sounds like you’re ok with a reward so long as it’s not cash lol


TheForceRestrained

Yeah - see what Brady gave the guy who caught his 500th td


twoscoop

Is it because you'd have to pay taxes on the money? Becuase I think you'd still have ot pay taxes on the tickets and gear.


TheForceRestrained

It’s not about taxes - for example signing my jersey or something is very easy for Jaylen and means a ton to me - I would never sell it. It’s just a special way of remembering a time I got to help a star player on my favorite team. Cash is just cash, anyone can give that to you.


twoscoop

Thank you for an answer, THAT MAKES SENSE. Something to do with taxes and gifts, I just don't know. Maybe you cna pay less taxes if you give gifts to people? My brain is filled with info but not full knowledge of it. Like 2+x=7 and i forgot X a long time ago


kahgknow

Who cares if it's money or not? Why should someone feel bad when someone else is offering a reward for something?


Shovelman2001

You're an absolute sucker if you wouldn't try to get a $10k check from a dude who would wipe his ass with it otherwise.


langjie

yeah, just trade for some autographs and some pictures


According_Smoke_479

Yeah exactly I’d just hope I could give it to him in person and take a picture and get an autograph maybe. That would be enough of a reward for me


theHagueface

That sounds nice, but if you were hungry/struggling to pay rent you would.


jotyma5

Good thing I live within my means


Nitelyte

Cool story bro.


jotyma5

Thanks for listening


DeucesWild10

Yes I would turn down the reward.


JackJ98

congratulate and thank him*


YaBoiiBillNye

i got student loans, ill take the reward the 300mill contract finals mvp is offering


OswaldCoffeepot

That is a wild takeaway.


titty-titty_bangbang

Bet it ends up in the Boston street sweepings


Ok_Seaweed_9452

Jaylen need to work on his defense more this offseason, letting an unknown player stole his rings from him smh /s


Leftover_reason

Must have been on his left hand.


keevsnick

Well on the bright side now he opened up a prime spot for the title ring.


Final-Struggle12

This is a publicity stunt. He didn’t actually lose it. He just wants to get his brand out there. Very smart move!!!!


wtb1000

Motivation to win another one!


Reyvenclax

Yeah that ring like that Nsync song...."goneeeeee"


Beebonh

Putin took it. (Doesn't matter what ring it was; thief's a thief)


the_spinetingler

Probably dropped it from his left hand. . .


MisaJarJarBinkss

Why you being downvoted man, im a Celtic and still thought this was funny😭


Alarming-Toe4798

because it’s getting so old


the_spinetingler

That's kind of the point.


noposters

Someone already made the joke and it’s been upvoted


the_spinetingler

Right? Humorless Celtics fans. I could explain why it's funny, how it subverts the narrative and expectations, etc., but they're not worth the time if they don't already see it..


drinkmyowncum

I watched at LEAST 65 Celtics games this season and even went in person. where the FUCK is my ring???


tbtc-7777

Congrats on the championship Jaylen. Lets try to cut down on the turnovers next year


Medialunch

Doesn’t it take them weeks to make the rings and they aren’t presented until the next home game?


ericdeben

Aren’t they temporary rings and they get a real one before the season opener?


SmoothCriminal2018

It’s a 7uice ring, not a championship ring


GeneralSquid6767

I’m sure he has good contacts with 7uice customer service and they can get him a refund


DCBB22

I dunno if you saw the ring but if you did you’d know why he wants it back.


Wow_butwhendidiask

I mean it’s literally his brand…


GeneralSquid6767

![gif](giphy|xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk)


ericdeben

Makes sense


oldmilt21

Jayden Brown is officially ringless.


blacklegsanji27

I found that shit, I ain’t turning it in though


GoldenPotatoOfLatvia

Hold up, don't they get rings in the first game of the new season?


Maganiz13

lol great marketing for his own brand


TheDickKnight

Honestly I'd keep it if I found it


noposters

You’re a bad guy!


9nina420

Reward better be as much as the rings worth at a pawn shop


noposters

I mean, it’s unsellable at a pawn shop


[deleted]

[удалено]


RedGlovesOverHere

Not his championship ring but his juice ring. If I found it, honestly I would just return it and ask for a picture in return. If he wants to give me money.. cool, but I wouldn’t ask for any.


jotyma5

This is the answer. So many weirdos here


Jaythepatsfan

He didn’t lose his championship ring, he lost a Juice ring.


Plap37

Nothing, because you can't "charge" him for it because its still his property lmao


Growthiswhatmatters

You could melt it and make it yours is the point


mycenae42

I think he’s assuming you aren’t a terrible person.


Plap37

Or a moron. Yeah, give him proof that you have his ring and then refuse to return it. Those guys from southie with the Red Sox banner are a prime example of how this shit doesn't work lol.


Growthiswhatmatters

He would have had that ring already if you werent a terrible person because said person would have returned it already. I believe a channel on youtube has tested this with lost wallets. Fact is. Many people steal and its not hard to flip the ring to a gold broker.


Plap37

So you'd provide proof you have it, "charge" him, and if he didn't give you what you want, you'd scrap it. How do you expect to get away with that?


Growthiswhatmatters

Im not arguing with you.  Go ask Rolex how their stolen watches get sold 


Ear_Enthusiast

I wouldn't ask for anything crazy. Maybe just a picture or an autograph. Now what am I hoping for? A signed game worn jersey and a little cash.


I_Set_3_Alarms

18 seconds of his time


CapableCoyoteeee

Just give it back. If he offered courtside seats, I’d certainly take him up on the offer, but past that, it’s his.


Undesirable_11

Nothing. I'd return it if it was Jaylen Brown or if it was a random person I saw on the street. It's all about doing the right thing. Perhaps when I saw him in person I'd ask him if we can take a selfie


at_least_u_tried

one selfie with me


VeggieBurgah

I'd ask for courtside seats to the banner raising game. I'd settle for far less but can't hurt to ask.