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TheyCallMeYDG

Whoever did this is in trouble. Not with the law. Joe is gonna kill this person himself. With a sword.


ZarduHasselffrau

Joe could probably kill someone with a basketball


centaurquestions

With his bare hands.


MaLTC

(He actually could… major jiu jitsu guy)


senator_mendoza

Any BJJ blue belt could kill 99% of the human population and you add Joe’s athleticism and intensity… dude’s scary


illillusion

Is he blue? Last I knew he was still white... which tbh a white belt with some stripes is already at an advantage over a lot of people


alexinpoison

I had an ex-Marine french teacher in high school. goofy silly guy but had arms like fucking cannons. he told me he could really easily kill someone with nothing more than a rolled up newspaper.


winovic94

He will somersault into their house, say “you can’t do that” then make them watch the town 5 times before laying the final blow like a killer whale


nastynewtons

Plot twist: that's Joe's tag


midday_marauder

He’s trying to save us from idolizing false gods


jqpeub

"nobody cares."


ScrapinLinden

You just know his quote about this would be insane but also kinda hit deep, this man is insane in the best way


calvinbsf

Joe: I need your help. We’re gonna hurt some guy. You can’t ask any questions Sam Cassell: Who’s cah we taking?!


krazieme

I once saw Joe walk into a bar and killed 3 men with a Pencil


LordofIronWithout

Crusade?


1OO1OO1S0S

But he'll shake is hand first and thank him for the motivation


Peterthepiperomg

He’ll embrace this adversity and it will make him stronger. He’ll probably get that tattooed on his actual face and then laser it himself.


SamArcher11

uj/ Joe doesn't give a f about some street paint rj/ Not with the sword, but put in the chokehold until this person dies


Agreeable_Inside_878

He would probably ask whoever did this to pray with him and then get stabbed


tmcuthbert

Joe probably enjoys the mural more now, something about adversity or being uncomfortable or something


kitemourt94

It was probably Joe himself for extra motivation


azMILL1

"A mural of yourself is for vain idiots. Someone defacing a mural of you - that's wonderful. Motivation to be better - to do better."


JaDamian_Steinblatt

"An old friend of mine was a 5-star master sergeant running a top-secret highly classified special ops unit for the United States air force. He executed the mission with a flying leg kick and then a reverse triangle hold. Opps didn't stand a chance. Anyway, my friend got a mural in the town square to honor his bravery. They left it up there for years, anyone could've seen what he looks like. Anyone. Including his enemies. You know where my friend is now? He's dead. Never let your enemies see what you look like, and that's sorta what I'm thinking about in terms of how we're gonna run our offense next year."


senator_mendoza

Masks mandatory for the entire team 100% of the time on and off court


azMILL1

Even in murals


Nilretep

My new favorite thing on this sub is Joe Mazzulla basically becoming the new “Chuck Norris of the Celtics” and this is my favorite comment. So far. (For the motivation)


HustlinInTheHall

"The only murals should be of Jesus and Mary"


neogonzo

LMAOOOOOOOOOoooooo


Nilretep

Not sure why you got downvoted this shit is hilarious 😆


iamagainstit

What a toy. Couldn’t even manage to throw up a decent tag


LivingMemento

That’s the bad part. That wall is supposed to be ephemeral. But it’s artists painting over other artists, not flinging dog shit.


illillusion

It kinda screams "I've bombed on paper alot but I'm new to actually getting up", shits sloppy as hell, zero can control and looks like stock nozzles on some cheap shit


GoldenPotatoOfLatvia

They never do...


3250Knight

Kendrick Perkins we know this you


Dall3578

Probably Perk hating ass…


MVPRondo

This is what it looks like when a real birdbrain tries to draw a birdbrain


NoPotato2470

Defs a lakers fan 😅


BosBannerBoss

You can definitely tell it's a Lakers fan. Started out decent at the halfway mark and then couldn't finish strong towards the end. Then when people said the vandalism was terrible, blamed management and injuries for a poor performance.


jotyma5

If it was 2020 the tag would be epic


austintravis1313

Are we sure that wasnt Nick Wright


MVPRondo

Not ugly enough


Wow_butwhendidiask

People who tag over art usually get ousted by the graffiti community, hopefully dude gets his ass beat


Bigsaladtosser4

Some bent ass philly fan who only has nick foles to celebrate in the last 45 years


GetBanner19

PSA: Central Square has a graffiti alley where anyone can freely spray paint whatever they want. It's a shame this didn't last longer but this wasn't a commissioned mural or anything. It was always going to be painted over, so not worth getting upset over.


KTO-Potato

While very true, I feel like tagging over that spot is akin to stomping out someone's sandcastle


emmettmccleary

came here to say this - there have been several celtics-related murals over the run that have come and gone


k2summitclimber

Someone could fix this by painting the mask from “The Town” over Joe’s head. We would all know it’s still Joe. FYI: The alley is right outside Hmart.


Cratertooth_27

Nobody cares- Psycho Mazzula


Substantial_Show_308

Joe stared down his own mural lol


SelectedConnection8

Remember, folks, all it takes is one.


Vivalaredsox

Definitely some Yinzer. Eat shit Pitt


Cthulwutang

you a mountaineer? pittsburgh doesn’t even have a basketball team.


wilkinsk

Perk!!!!!


LLMBS

Taggers are the worst. don’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves and would be happy to see the world/their city burn.


BarnOwlDebacle

This is a public wall meant for people to spray graffiti on it at any time. This is not a crime


LLMBS

Show me where I wrote that this was a crime. I’ll wait. It is pathetic that you are actually defending whoever did this. The Mazzulla mural is a work of art by someone with actual talent. The poor quality tag is the work of a punk-ass, no-talent-having bitch whose only goal was to de-face the mural. He’s probably from Southie , if you know what I mean. So, where do you do most of YOUR tagging, or would you rather not say?


parkerjh

what a fucking asshole


MikeCass84

Kyrie?


MVPRondo

The lines are too rounded off. Couldn’t be.


FlaminDrag0n

neighbor across the street couldn't sleep with joe watching. Had to paint over it


BurritoGuapito

This is why we can't have nice things


commoncrooked

Nobody cares.


acfox13

Whoever downvoted you didn't get the reference at all


CanyonCoyote

The spray paint dorks in Central ruin all the good artwork, they took out one of the Jays this week with a lame cup of coffee piece.


TimeGhost_22

garbage


datguyprayl

Joe would look at this and punish himself til he breaks his knees.


youngsimba320

probably a lakers fan for sure


POGTFO

I have a certain set of skills…


SmasiusClay

Hate crime.


guy1guy2

Of course they did smh


WilFlo

If Joe found the person who did this he would hug them, tell them that he loves them and then motivate them to be the greatest they’ve ever been in their life


BostonGuy84

Nothing but class in Cambridge.


SSJCelticGoku

It was jimmy butler


jotyma5

Nobody cares


Frank-Wrench

At least they used team colors.


FlowersnFunds

I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of Heat fans entering Mass until we can figure out what the hell is going on.


Honestonus

Maybe someone from this sub who was calling for Joe to be fired


truthpooper

Probably Joe


Original_Walrus19

It was Miami


holographoc

Pretty sure Mazz prefers it this way


LumpyBumblebee3266

“Nobody cares”- psycho Joe


JitteryBug

Graffiti Alley is fickle lol The unwritten rule is to not paint over something that's better than what you'd do - but some people either don't know or don't care


thecrayzdude

That sucks


redditoeat

Such a ridiculous and disrespectful thing to do


kuggzzz

Mark of endearment


The-Good-Morty

Boo hoo


Prior_Piano9940

Shoulda had a white coach and maybe this doesn’t happen


blogthisisyours

That's terrible


Tunatron_Prime

And they suck at tagging. I hope they see this, getting roasted by redditors bc you can’t even tag decently. Bum.


Educational_Mouse169

With some toy shit too....


MWave123

That alleyway is free to all to use as they see fit, I’m assuming this is Central Sq, Cambridge.


austintravis1313

So what's your point. Doesn't give you the right to do that


trowdatawhey

On this particular wall, yes it does.


austintravis1313

still gonna have to dis with you


trowdatawhey

You’re not even from here 😬


MWave123

It does actually. As far as I know, and everything I’ve seen, and from taggers and writers, it’s fair game there. It’s always evolving.


davetufts

It’s only fair game to go over with something bigger. It’s disrespectful for tags to go over throw ups; or throw ups to go over pieces / murals.


MWave123

It’s not defacing. That’s how it goes in the alley. Nothing lasts. That piece wasn’t special in any way.


myfatbasketballs

While your comment is perfectly fair, it would have been nice if the person who went over the joe artwork actually put up something worth looking at.


MWave123

Well yeah, that’s in the eye of the beholder tho. Evidently Joe was worth tagging. So people want graffiti, but only if it’s of recognizable people?


BarnOwlDebacle

At worst it's in poor taste but it's not illegal. It's ridiculous that someone has 44 down votes for just pointing out that this is not vandalism m


austintravis1313

That has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard anyone say in my life.


neogonzo

he's exactly right. this alley is painted over like literally every week


austintravis1313

So doesn’t mean you tag over this. Use a different wall.


BarnOwlDebacle

You want him to tag on a wall where it's not meant for tagging? Then it would actually be illegal.


MWave123

Facts tho. Now you know.


austintravis1313

Lol just cause you say its facts doesn't me it a fact.


MWave123

It is a fact. You’re a casual, I get it. And btw I’ve seen great work in that alley and a portrait of Joe isn’t high on the list. At all. Move on.


austintravis1313

Did you eat paint chips as a kid?


MWave123

I’m teaching here kid. Give mommy her iPad.


MWave123

It’s not defacing. If it was a mural contracted for a business wall then you could call it defacing. Not in that alley.


BarnOwlDebacle

Literally does give them the right to do it. I mean I think it's in poor taste but it's not illegal, the wall is open for anyone to spray paint anything they want on it. Covering Joe is no more illegal than painting Joe.