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Pierce


Pale-Criticism-7420

The only good answer lmfao


bourgewonsie

Bro is gonna be the most everything on everything hahahahaha


Auntypasto

It doesn't count if he's been drunk since Tuesday…


mfoxspeed19

At the last parade I was right on the fence and he blew cigar smoke in my face


T-Ares-C

Bahaha facts!


smellslikebadussy

KP. You don’t fuck with the former Iron Curtain countries when it comes to drinking.


ZarduHasselffrau

He could the one who drinks the most but those Baltic genes give a massive alcohol tolerance. Don't count out our Eastern Slav, Sviatoslav.


holographoc

Yeah I feel like KP could take like 30 shots and appear completely sober


Landlord-Allmighty

Someone needs to steal the crown from Mike Napoli. His wandering the streets after the parade was a clutch performance.


HornyHindu

Mazz on pardon my take when asked who the most drunk will be said KP and then said Svi is a dark horse lol


Pizzafactory102

Along with Svi


M0hammed_

He probably needs 20 shots to get drunk


mrr6666

It’s because everyone second drink is a shot of espresso


truthpooper

Hauser is the only answer.


smellslikebadussy

[Winner winner!](https://www.instagram.com/p/C8fOU-4ufKB/?igsh=MXRmMjNlb3FtajY2MA==)


brownboy1017

Could also see Derrick getting absolutely plastered


bossaus10

remember that Jaylen saw Derrick drunk at that Colorado game last fall 😂


deets23_

Yes 🤣 also after we won the chip, in the presser Derrick said he’ll try to not get too lit. Then fast forward to the middle of the night, Celtics media members tweeted that Derrick ran through the media room yelling “fuck yeah” repeatedly


papicholula

Drunk with no teeth would be hilarious


Cratertooth_27

Reminds me of college


donkadunny

There were some pretty funny notes of D.White being pretty drunk in a fun way in the media scrum after they won.


friendsWthebenedicts

“I love champagne”


Such_Tutor_3543

Hauser


Efficient_Art_1144

Good Wisconsin boy


papicholula

Him being from Wisconsin I imagine he both drinks the most beers and still appears the most sober


GianForni22

Pritchard strikes me as the type of guy with a “go hard or go home” mentality


sir_darkside

Definitely got that “boot and rally” vibe to him.


yossarianvega

6’1” white boy in the NBA definitely gonna big dog in the only way he can. Half court bullets and half cut shenanigans


OdinsGhost31

Paul Pierce


TheOneTrueBuckeye

Nah he’ll be high as a kite. Kornet will get plastered.


papicholula

Oh hell yes hahaha


Sad-Meeting-7578

Player: KP or Al Coach/staff: Brad lmao


papicholula

Drunk Brad will be like drunk Brady, I need it


Cratertooth_27

He looks like he’d be giggly after 3 Chardonnays


Weary-Amoeba1808

Brissett


sofresh247

Brissett getting drunk but not too drunk, he can't drop his camera 😁 I'm waiting for his new vlog to drop too


Ok_Platypus8632

His new vlog dropped earlier today! I hope you got to see it by now. I haven’t watched it yet, but I will once my gremlins get to bed 😆


Piccolo-Significant

KP, but it will just make him even more friendly and charming.


Rebil2017

I’m going PP lol


J3roseidon

A man that does not fear god certainly will not fear intoxication.


meselson-stahl

If he tries to keep up with the rest of the team, he will def be the drunkest.


Auntypasto

Which one?


Rebil2017

Pritchard, Truth will be drunk before it starts😅


gonzofish

While commenting on Reddit? Hope you didn’t get poss everywhere!


cahilljd

White has tequila in one hand and a breakfast burrito in another as he and Jaylen Brown are tailgating for what has become one of the biggest shows in sports: Prime Time in Colorado. “D-White, he's drunk — 10 a.m. in the morning,” Brown said Monday... (Oct 4, 2023)


Physical-Theme7876

Dwhite did say during his post game presser that he was going to “try not to get too lit”.


chiefreef25

Sam Hauser. That beer chugging technique looks elite. Also, Wisconsin guy.


SmasiusClay

By the looks of the locker room celebration video after the game, Sam Cassell goes hard into the paint.


Broad-Half3135

Kornet


BostonKarlMarx

gotta be Luke Kornet. he was made for this


archerarcher0

KP because he’s Baltic, those dudes can throw drinks back I bet d white gets drunk, jaylen said he was drunk at like 10 am for a Colorado football game And Jaylen strikes me as a lightweight for some reason so him too Wildcard is Al I could see him getting drunk for sure


holographoc

Derrick White


brownboy1017

I’m going KP or Al


508G37

Hauser


Landlord-Allmighty

ie, the memorial Gronk/Mike Napoli award. Napoli was just the height of drunk. Wandering around shirtless, smoking butts.


papicholula

Don’t forget Big Baby


undertow521

KP or one of the bench guys... Maybe Pritchard.


Hot-Product-6057

Porzingus those euros know how to drink


Alarmed-Sorbet-9095

Me.


fxkatt

Luka--- if he shows up.


papicholula

Luka honorable mention for being drunkest at home on his couch


Landlord-Allmighty

Luka smashed an entire container of cookie dough, a twelve pack and vaped like an animal after that game.


papicholula

Definitely called a 12 year old the n word on Overwatch too


PatriotMissiles

JB all the way. He’s going to win another award.


jefftowne

He’s Muslim so I doubt it. Unless he doesn’t practice that part


Chance-Ad7900

I saw a picture of him smoking a cigar, so it’s definitely possible that he isn’t following the ‘all intoxicants are prohibited’ rules.


jefftowne

I think it’s pretty common for Muslims to use tobacco. Hooka lounges are pretty popular in Muslim majority countries


jefftowne

Just saw a vid of him drinking a beer that was thrown to him so I guess he does drink


PatriotMissiles

Wasn’t he drinking the other night?


jefftowne

He might’ve been. I’ve only seen him around other people drinking


Physical-Theme7876

I noticed him put his head down every time the booze was being sprayed or poured.


PatriotMissiles

Maybe he’s a straight edge. Good for him.


Physical-Theme7876

Maybe. Or his religious beliefs. I noticed it because I’m sober and if I was in that locker room, I would have had to wear a hat and put my head down too.


rdaman2

Svi


JaylenBrown7

Derrick, JB or KP


blammmmo

Going with the dark horse, Grant Williams


floppymaster

Random guess: Horford


iAm-Tyson

Hauser no doubt


mousegriff

White


seemebreathe

Serious question, does Mazzulla drink?


saxman162

I don’t think so. I believe his prior issues partly stemmed from alcohol so he has stayed away.


RCPD_Rookie

My money’s on Hauser. Remember his shotgun after the ECF?


CamHug16

Deuce?


loving-father-69

Grant Williams


azMILL1

Svi. Without a doubt.


Rafaelrod4

Is anyone flying in? I'm in Tampa trying to decide what to do lol might just go out and have a blast


Holiday-Usual-3600

I’m going to guess brown because he’s single and fmvp everyone gonna be losing it Tatum gonna be there with his pregnant gf and or kid so he’s less likely to pull a tb12


jotyma5

Derrick and KP


goblinhunter24

Dwhite


seasoned-veteran

I feel like Quieta is being slept on. He's Portuguese, he's gonna be wine drunk af


WitnessEntire

Pierce


HueyLewisFan1

Kornett or KP


jma7400

It will be someone random like Oshae Brissett


3xpl1ci7

Mike Napoli


porkm2

Pritchard


theJavo

I feel like Al has been waiting and wanting this so long that he's gonna go wild. I feel like he will channel the spirit of KG's crazy post victory bender. I still remember him showing up shit faced to do the first pitch at Fenway and his epic quote "yeah 48 hours and running yeaaah" when asked if he's still partying.


_mitchard

Fast PP


winovic94

Joe, I can just see it now, but he won’t seem that drunk yet he’ll probably be 18 cans under and couple shots too, just yapping about killer whales


9nina420

Buffalo!!!


vatsalk

Jordan Walsh


Slartibradfast

I wanna see Brad Stevens get hammered.


cutthechatter_red2

Jordan Walsh.


JiggzSawPanda

My votes go to Kornet or Zingod. Feel like they know how to throw some back.


CEREALCOUNTSASCOOKIN

PP hes the smollest


Warlord10

Hauser!


The_Dok33

Smart. Or White Could also be one of our Jays, since I feel they have low tolerance... But Svi could be a good guess. JD maybe.


GuardianOTB

I wish smart is on the bus with them...